"(Don't Fear) The Reaper" is a song by American rock band Blue Öyster Cult from the band's 1976 album Agents of Fortune. The song, written and sung by lead guitarist Donald "Buck Dharma" Roeser, deals with eternal love and the inevitability of death. Dharma wrote the song while picturing an early death for himself.
The song was memorialized in the April 2000 Saturday Night Live comedy sketch "More Cowbell". The six-minute sketch presents a fictionalized version of the recording of "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" on an episode of VH1's Behind the Music. Will Ferrell wrote the sketch and played Gene Frenkle, an overweight cowbell player. "Legendary" producer Bruce Dickinson, played by Christopher Walken, asked Frenkle to "really explore the studio space" and up the ante on his cowbell playing. The rest of the band are visibly annoyed by Frenkle, but Dickinson tells everyone, "I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!" Buck Dharma said that the sketch was fantastic and he never gets tired of it but also lamented that it made the song lose its 'creepy' vibe for some time.
Stephen King cited the song as the inspiration for his novel The Stand, and its lyrics are quoted at the beginning of the novel. It also appears as the opening theme song for the TV miniseries based on the novel.
"More Cowbell" is a comedy sketch that aired on Saturday Night Live on April 8, 2000. The sketch is presented as an episode of VH1's documentary series Behind the Music that fictionalizes the recording of the song "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" by Blue Öyster Cult. The sketch featured guest host Christopher Walken as music producer "The Bruce Dickinson", and regular cast member Will Ferrell, who wrote the sketch with playwright Donnell Campbell, as fictional cowbell player Gene Frenkle, whose overzealous playing annoys his bandmates but pleases producer Dickinson. The sketch also starred Chris Parnell as Eric Bloom, Jimmy Fallon as Albert Bouchard, Chris Kattan as Buck Dharma and Horatio Sanz as Joe Bouchard.
The sketch is often considered one of the greatest SNL sketches ever made, and in many "best of" lists regarding SNL sketches, it is often placed in the top ten, being ranked number nine by Rolling Stone. As a result of its popularity, "more cowbell" became an American pop culture catchphrase.
Don't Fear the Reaper. Blue Oyster Cult can't get no respect. The band still tours and has been active since 1967, and has sold 25 million albums (mostly prior to 1986). But the hard rockers can't get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, even though the hall has (absurdly) honored such non-rockers as Janet Jackson and Whitney Huston. As far as the SNL skit, 2 decades after the show aired, Christopher Walken is so sick of strangers yelling "It needs more cowbell" at him, he told sketch writer/cast member Will Ferrell, "You ruined my life."
Photos: Don't Fear the Reaper was on the Agents of Fortune album (1976) | Extraterrestrial Live (1982) was a highly regarded live album that has typically bizarre cover art | SNL players during the More Cowbell sketch | the real BOC in the '70s.
Jon L said:
Is it Don't Fear the Reaper?
Jim from CA, retired to ID, wrote:
Don't Fear The Reaper
Harry M. answered:
Don't Fear the Reaper
I'm going with "Don't Fear the Reaper," and I'm prepared to be wrong. I've been listening to BOC since the 70s and they've had a number of hits, and I may be confused. I barely know what day it is. But I have plenty of TP, so it's as good as it's gonna get.
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John I from Hawai`i says,
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Rosemary in Columbus replied:
Don't Fear the Reaper
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• Adelina Patti was a very popular prima donna of the late 1880s. While on an American tour, Ms. Patti was introduced to the Governor of Missouri, General Crittenden, who was so overwhelmed at meeting her that he gave her a kiss - quite a liberty in those days. Ms. Patti later told reporters that she did not object to the kiss, seeing as how the General was "such a nice old gentleman." Ms. Patti's leading rival, Etelka Gerster, also told reporters that she saw nothing to object to in the General's kissing Ms. Patti, saying, "There is nothing wrong in a man kissing a woman old enough to be his mother."
• Singer Emma Abbott was very popular around the beginning of the 20th century. Very religious, Ms. Abbott always attended church in whatever town or city she was singing. At a church in Nashville, Tennessee, the minister began to preach a sermon on the evil of show business. That made Ms. Abbott so angry that she stood up in church and denounced the minister, pointing out that many women in show business led lives as irreproachable as those of any wife in the congregation.
• Violinist Fritz Kreisler was once asked by a snooty society lady to play at one of her affairs. Mr. Kreisler replied that his fee would be $3,000. The society lady agreed to the price, but told him that he must not mingle with the guests. "In that case," Mr. Kreisler said, "my fee will be $2,000."
• African-American diva Marian Anderson was capable of true humility. Some people regarded her use of third-person pronouns to refer to herself - "We felt we sang well" - as affected, but she disliked "I" and "me" because she felt their use implied vanity. Once, New York vocal coach Lola Hayes rode the Eighth Avenue subway on her way to a Marian Anderson concert at Town Hall; at a stop, she saw a woman who looked like Ms. Anderson board the subway. When they both got off at Town Hall, she asked, "Miss Anderson?" It was she. Today, it's difficult to imagine any music superstar taking the subway.
• Latin singer Mark Anthony revolutionized salsa music with his album Todo a Su Tiempo ("Everything in Its Time"), which merged Latin dance rhythms with 1990s pop, yet early in his music career he had trouble giving interviews to members of the Spanish-speaking media. Having been raised in New York City, Mr. Anthony was not fluent in Spanish, and therefore he had to take Spanish lessons in order to be prepared to give interviews in that language after his albums became huge sellers in Latin American countries.
• Music can transcend cultures. Salsa music is a blend of many musical styles, including Spanish guitar, African rhythms, and North American rock, jazz, and rhythm and blues. Nevertheless, in Japan is a salsa band called Orquesta De La Luz. Its members speak Japanese, not Spanish, but sing the Spanish lyrics phonetically. People who know salsa music say that the music of Orquesta De La Luz sounds like real salsa.
• Opera singer Geraldine Farrar was imperfect in French early in her career. During her first trip to France, she and her mother went to a small family hotel in Boulogne, where Geraldine - speaking stammering French - told the landlady what they needed and what they were willing to pay. The landlady - speaking perfect English - replied, "If you will only tell me in English, I can understand you better."
CBS opens the night with a FRESH'Young Sheldon', followed by a FRESH'Man With A Plan', then a FRESH'Mom', followed by a FRESH'Broke', then a FRESH'Tommy'.
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"I'd like to take a moment right now to send out a personal message to a friend," Colbert said. "Last week, our friend - and yours - the musical great John Prine was placed on a ventilator with coronavirus symptoms. My thoughts are with John and his wife, Fiona, and his family. And everybody out there touched by this virus."
He added, "I'd like to share with you right now one of the happiest moments I've had on my show or any show. And that's when John and I sang a duet in 2016 that we never broadcast, but we'd like to now."
In the clip, filmed in the Ed Sullivan Theater, Colbert asks to duet with Prine and then notes: "We'll probably do this for the internet. Unless, you know, something terrible happens and we have to cheer up the world on the TV show."
San Francisco will pay $369,000 to a freelance journalist who whose home and office were raided by police trying to find the confidential source of a leaked report into the death of the city's former public defender.
The Board of Supervisors on Tuesday unanimously approved the payout to Bryan Carmody, the San Francisco Chronicle reported.
"This was a shame to the city and county of San Francisco, and I am delighted that we are settling this case," Supervisor Aaron Peskin said. "And I hope that we never in this town, ever again, suppress the rights of the free press."
Carmody filed a claim against the city and county of San Francisco last August after the widely condemned May 2019 raids in which Carmody was handcuffed and police seized computers, cameras and phones. Five different San Francisco judges authorized the searches, despite a California shield law that specifically protects journalists from such searches.
San Francisco police chief William Scott initially defended the searches, saying that Carmody had "crossed the line" and conspired with police employees to steal the report. Days later, he acknowledged the searches were probably illegal and apologized.
Peacock spiders (genus Maratus) are known for their luminous badonkadonks, which males use to dazzle potential mates through sexy spider courtship dances. Scientists have discovered 85 species of peacock spiders since the late 1800s, each arachnid decked out in a unique pattern of iridescent scales that some researchers have labeled "the world's smallest rainbows."
Now, an entomologist with Museums Victoria in Australia has described seven brand new species of peacock spiders, thanks largely to crowd-sourced photos sent in from citizen scientists across the continent. (All but one Maratus spider lives in Australia; the outlier was discovered in China). Included among the new species is the looker shown in the photo above - Maratus constellatus, which entomologist Joseph Schubert named in honor of the twinkling blue-and-yellow heavens in Vincent Van Gogh's iconic painting "The Starry Night."
M. constellatus and his six fellow additions to the peacock spider family - named M. azureus, M. laurenae, M. noggerup, M. suae, M. volpei and M. inaquosus - are described in a study published March 27 in the journal Zootaxa. You can take a look at the whole shimming crew in the gallery below.
Once upon a time, there was a swampy rainforest near the bottom of the world.
Buried sediment extracted from the seafloor off West Antarctica contains ancient pollen, fossilized roots and other chemical evidence of a diverse forest that flourished millions of years ago, less than a thousand kilometers from the South Pole.
The sediment offers the southernmost glimpse yet into just how warm Earth was during the mid-Cretaceous Period, between 92 million and 83 million years ago. By analyzing traces of vegetation in the sediment, researchers reconstructed climate conditions at the site. Average annual temperatures in the forest were about 13° Celsius, with summertime temperatures reaching as high as 20° or 25° C, the team reports in the April 2 Nature.
But for a forest to thrive so far south, even more potent greenhouse conditions must have existed than previously thought, with atmospheric carbon dioxide levels between 1,120 and 1,680 ppm, says marine geologist Johann Klages.
Prosecutors charged a locomotive engineer who worked at the Port of Los Angeles with intentionally derailing a train at full speed near the US Navy Hospital Ship Mercy because of suspicions over it and activities surrounding COVID-19, according to a federal criminal complaint.
Eduardo Moreno, 44, of San Pedro was charged with one count under little known Federal statute of train wrecking in connection which carries a maximum sentence of up to 20 years in with the incident which took place Tuesday, according to the 10-page criminal complaint unsealed Wednesday in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles.
After he was arrested, Moreno was held overnight and subsequently turned over to FBI agents Wednesday morning. Moreno is expected to make an initial appearance in federal court Wednesday afternoon. Prosecutors allege Moreno ran the train off the end of tracks, and crashed through a series of barriers before coming to rest more than 250 yards from the Mercy in an incident that was captured on video.
Although, the train leaked fuel oil, which required clean up by fire and other hazardous materials personnel, no one was hurt in the incident. A CHP officer who witnessed the crash and took Moreno into custody told authorities he saw the train is used to haul shipping cargo smash through a barrier at the end of the tracks before driving through several obstacles including a steel barrier, chain-link fence, slide through a parking lot, slide across another lot filled with gravel, and smash into a second chain-link fence," according to the affidavit.
Moreno, who waived his right to speak to an attorney before being interviewed by investigators, admitted in two post-arrest interviews, that he intentionally ran the train off the track because wanted to bring attention to the government's activities regarding COVID-19, and was suspicious of the U.S.N.S. Mercy.
U.S. printer maker Xerox Holdings Corp walked away from its $35 billion hostile cash-and-stock bid for HP Inc on Tuesday, after the coronavirus outbreak weighed on its campaign to take over the PC and printing equipment manufacturer.
Xerox's decision came after it said earlier this month it would postpone meetings with HP shareholders to focus on coping with the coronavirus pandemic.
It represents a victory for HP CEO Enrique Lores, who faced a takeover battle as soon as he took over the reins of the Palo Alto, California-based company in November, and a defeat for Xerox CEO John Visentin, a former Hewlett-Packard and IBM Corp executive with ties to the private equity industry who took over as Xerox CEO in 2018.
It is also a blow for billionaire investor Carl Icahn, who owns big stakes in both companies and had pushed for their merger.
A mysterious but well-preserved hominid skull found nearly a century ago comes from a population that lived in Africa around 300,000 years ago, as the earliest Homo sapiens were evolving, a new study finds.
This discovery indicates that a separate Homo population, perhaps a species some researchers call H. heidelbergensis (SN: 6/22/19), inhabited Africa at the same time as both H. sapiens and a recently discovered population dubbed H. naledi (SN: 6/10/17), say geochronologist Rainer Grün and his colleagues. African H. heidelbergensis could have been a recently reported "ghost population" (SN: 3/14/20) that interbred with ancient H. sapiens and passed a small amount of DNA to present-day West Africans, the researchers suggest April 1 in Nature.
Researchers have puzzled over the age of the Broken Hill skull since its 1921 discovery in south-central Africa. Metal ore mining at what was then Northern Rhodesia's Broken Hill mine revealed deposits bearing the skull and two associated leg fossils. The site, located in what's now known as Zambia, has been named Kabwe. Previous age estimates for the fossils, based on clues such rodent fossils and stone tools found at the site, have ranged widely from around 500,000 to 125,000 years old.
Because quarrying destroyed the site, sediment that may have yielded fossils can't be dated. Instead, Grün, of Griffith University in Nathan, Australia, and his team dated small samples of bone and teeth from the Broken Hill skull using measures of the radioactive decay of uranium and the accumulation of natural radioactivity from sediment and cosmic rays. Based on these techniques, the team estimates the skull's age at between 324,000 and 276,000 years old.
Early last year, NASA announced an ambitious plan to return American astronauts to the Moon and establish a permanent base there, with an eye toward eventually placing astronauts on Mars. The Artemis Moon Program has its share of critics, including many in the US House of Representatives, who appear to prefer a stronger focus on a crewed mission to Mars. As Ars' Eric Berger reported last August, "NASA stands a very real risk of turning the Artemis Program into a repeat of the Apollo Program-a flags-and-footprints sprint back to the Moon with no follow-through in the form of a lunar base or a sustained presence in deep space."
But if the Artemis Program's ambitious objectives survive the appropriations process, materials science will be crucial to its success, particularly when it comes to the materials needed to construct a viable lunar base. Concrete, for instance, requires a substantial amount of added water in order to be usable in situ, and there is a pronounced short supply of water on the moon. In a new paper in the Journal of Cleaner Production, an international team of scientists suggests that astronauts setting up a base on the moon could use the urea in their urine as a plasticizer to create a concrete-like building material out of lunar soil.
Spiking lunar regolith (the fine powdery soil on the surface of the Moon) with geopolymers could provide a solution. Geopolymers bring several advantages to the concrete mix: they are resistant to fire and have low thermal conductivity, provide radiation shielding, and can withstand the elements of the harsh lunar environment (high amounts of sulfates, for example, as well as attacks from acid and salt). They typically show good freeze/thaw resistance and high compressive strength, too.
3D printing is favored for lunar construction to minimize risks to humans on the Moon during construction, but that layer-by-layer manufacturing approach requires a material that is pliable enough for extrusion, among other desirable properties. On Earth, one could just add extra water, but this is not feasible on the Moon. There are so-called super-plasticizers that would be ideal for this purpose, but there are no naturally occurring super-plasticizers on the Moon either, so this, too, would require expensive transport. (Plasticizers are chemical additives that serve to soften initial concrete mixtures so that they are pliable enough to pour or shape before hardening.)
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