BartCop Entertainment Archives - Wednesday, 24 August, 2005

Wednesday

24 August, 2005

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Cory!! Strode On Graphic Novels

'Mage: The Hero Discovered'

One of my weaknesses when it comes to buying comics is when something I loved as a comic book series is reprinted in a hardcover edition. It probably started back when I was a teenager and saw those wonderful Hardcover sets of all of the old EC comics from the 50's. After seeing comics as cheap, throwaway things on crappy paper, here were huge bound copies of "Tales From The Crypt", "Weird Science" and "Mad". I had heard how good these books were (and it was long before the HBO "Tales From The Crypt" series) and the stories and art they reprinted were legendary. I decided that I had to have them.

About 10 years later, in 1992, I bought the last one, but by then, both Marvel and DC were reprinting their early works in hardcover as well with the Masterworks and Archives projects. Now, hard covers are pretty plentiful, and Marvel is starting to reprint a year's worth of series like Spider-Man, X-Men and Fantastic Four in nice $30 hard covers which end up costing less then buying the individual issues off the shelf. And, if I had a bit more patience and KNEW they would continue the practice; I'd buy most of my comics that way.

So, why did I wander off on that tangent? Simple, I have to explain why I am so excited about the fact that my favorite comic book limited series has finally been reprinted in hardcover. Matt Wagner's "Mage: The Hero Discovered" first saw print 20 years ago as a 15 issue mini-series, and was collected a few times in different formats, including a series of oversized paperbacks, a series of small trade paperbacks that reprinted two issues at a time, and now, for the first time, the entire series is between two covers.

The story is simple, really. Kevin Matchstick, an average guy who feels that his life is going nowhere, meets a strange man named Mirth who turns out to be a Mage and tells him that he is a great hero. Kevin, of course, thinks Mirth is crazy until things start happening. He punches a concrete wall and it shatters and he is run over by a subway train and only his clothing is damaged, leading him to think that something out of the ordinary is going on.

As Kevin discovers his destiny, the reader is brought along, given just enough information to be a half-step ahead of the character, making it a journey of discovery for both character and readers. Wagner has an amazing gift of giving the reader just enough information to feel like they are in the character's shoes, and works with the fact that the reader empathizes with Kevin to pull the reader from a story that starts with the commonplace routine of reality and ends with what could be considered high fantasy as Kevin partners with ghosts, battles a dragon, and discovers his destiny, which is a surprise the first time through the story, and makes perfect sense when the readers goes through the second time knowing what each small clue means.

Out of all of the comics I have reviewed, this is the one I love the most. I was a huge fan of it when it was being printed from 1982 - 1985, and it's good to finally get it in a big book that can fit on a bookshelf. For people who haven't read a comic book before, the story flows easily, and the art starts a bit shaky but by the final parts of the story, Wagner is a polished storyteller who has an amazing ability to give characters a sense of reality while still drawing in a slightly cartoon-y style. Is it worth $50? Not really. The extras are pretty skimpy with a few sketch pages and reprints of the posters and other promotional items so it feels a lot like a DVD with very limited extras, and the $30 paperback has all of the same extras, and can be found on-line for $20 pretty easily.

As a story, however, "Mage: The Hero Discovered" is an amazing first work, and Wagner's other work since then has maintained the same high quality. I rate the trade paperback a clear 5 out of 5, and the hardcover is for people like me who will go back and read the story repeatedly, and have that love of a comic book as a hardcover book on their shelf.



Cory!! Strode (The Best Dressed Man In Comics) has written comic books, novels, jokes for comedians, Op Ed columns, the on-line comic strip www.Asylumon5thstreet.com and has all kinds of things on his website, www.solitairerose.com

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I'M LOST IN NASHVILLE

TOO MANY CHURCHES....TOO MANY SIGNS......

WHICH WAY DO I TURN


Zen Man
(lost near Broadway and 13th)

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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Doug Ireland: BUSH CAVES IN TO ISLAMIST CONSTITUTION FOR IRAQ -- AND THE U.S. PRESS BLOWS THE STORY (direland.typepad.com)
If the Bush administration brokered a deal in Occupied Iraq to enshrine Islamic law as the guiding principle of the new Iraqi Constitution, you'd think it would be headline news in the U.S. media, wouldn't you? Well, that's what has happened ....


Cindy Sheehan: Hypocrites and Liars (BUZZFLASH)
"If you fall on the side that is pro-George and pro-war, you get your ass over to Iraq, and take the place of somebody who wants to come home. And if you fall on the side that is against this war and against George Bush, stand up and speak out."


David Sirota [Beltway Dems Regurgitate Right-Wing B.S. on Iraq; Grassroots Fights Back (huffingtonpost.com)]
... Democrats will not capitalize on any of this until they start speaking clearly about where they actually stand on the war, and whether they actually have the guts to say what polls show most Americans believe: that the Bush administration deliberately lied to us about why we were going to war, that the war has made our country less safe/secure, and that it's time for a serious exit strategy.


George Lakoff Discusses "Tort Reform"
The conservative worldview includes the fundamental belief that business is only about profits. They believe that anything that interferes with the opportunity to maximize profits, including the range of protections that are so important for society, should be eliminated or at least severely restricted.


Seven Reminders About Using a Condom (out.com)
Think you know everything about them? A few things to keep in mind.


Thomas Moore: The Virgin in All of Us (beliefnet.com)
We laugh at 'The 40-Year-Old Virgin,' but are we only masking our anxieties about sex?


Goldie Hawn: Buddhist, Jew, Jesus Freak (beliefnet.com)
'For the rest of my life, everything I do has to be with good intentions.'

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MeetWithCindy.org

Cindy Watch @The Texas Iconoclast

Cindy Sheehan - Camp Casey Blog @HuffingtonPost

Peace In Pink Shoes

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Reader Comment

Re: Katherine Harris

Hi,

Katherine Harris had an Education photo-op the other day and had to bus in kids from another school.
Source

Colby in FL


Thanks, Colby!
That's too funny!

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Purple Gene Reviews

Matraca Berg



Purple Gene's review of Matraca Berg singing at the BlueBird Café in Nashville, Tennessee on Friday August 19, 2005:

Matraca Berg is the uncrowned Queen of Country Music Songwriters!!!!! She is heading an intimate gig at the world renowned BlueBird Café in Nashville, with Marshall Chapman, Danny Flowers and Tim Krekel. If you are even a cursive listener to this kind of music, you have heard the handy work of Matraca Berg….and for being so young, she is incredibly prolific (over 360 published songs on BMI) is stunningly successful …and as she sits tuning her guitar …..quite beautiful.



The format at the BlueBird is called "the Round" and the four musicians of the night sit at the center facing each other with roughly 40 or 50 people sitting right with them….like a large living room!!! There is no other venue quite like the BlueBird and tonight Marshall Chapman ("Love Slave" - "Good Old Girls") holding her bright blue electric guitar starts things off….Then Danny Flowers ("Tulsa Time" - "Pieces of the Sky") zen master of guitar follows……Tim Krekel ("Cry on the Shoulder of the Road" - "World Keeps Turnin'") puts on the mouth harp and picks out a sad one……Then it's Matraca's turn….and after I held her guitar tuner up for her and she got that "G" string tuned just right…..She starts play her huge mega hit (sung by Trisha Yearwood) .."I've been livin' on the "Wrong Side of Memphis"" and her voice is amazing…....

So the "Round" format continues and unfortunately I just keep waiting for it to be Matraca's turn….not that the other three weren't spectacular…..but Matraca has the whole package……stage presence, impressive song writing and a great voice… and her next song was a # 1 hit for Patty Loveless…"You can Feel Bad if it makes you Feel Better"…..….



Her third song, she tells the audience, was written for her and her husband's 13th wedding anniversary (she's married to Jeff Hanna of the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band) and it was called "Middle Aged Love" and very, very sweet…..

Here's a short list of her songwriting hits……………………
    "Wild Angels"……………………………Martina McBride
    "Hey Cinderella"…………………………Suzy Boggus
    "I'm That Kind of Girl"…………………..Patty Loveless
    "If I Fall, You're goin' down with Me"…..Dixie Chicks
    "Strawberry Wine"………………………..Deana Carter
    "Working Girl"……………………………Loretta Lynn
    "XXs and OOs…………………………….Trisha Yearwood
    "You Give me Love"……………………...Faith Hill
    "You are the Storm"………………………Dusty Springfield
    "Calico Plains"……………………………Pam Tillis
    "Walk On"…………………………………Linda Ronstadt
    "Girls Like Us"…………………………….Tanya Tucker
    "Baby's Blue Eyes…………………………Marie Osmond
    "The Thing Called Love"..............................Donna Summer
    "I Don't Feel Like Loving You Today……..Gretchin Wilson

Matraca has written more HITS for WOMEN than anyone I know……

And now it's time for the Finale…..the last song of the night to be sung by guess who????

Matraca starts singin'…. "…..I can put ya back in the saddle, baby…stand you up tall….I can put ya back in the saddle….and that ain't all !"……..Yeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaw…



After the thunderous applause, all the musicians, at Matraca's lead, stand up, hold hands and bow……beautiful night at the Bluebird (the owner of the BlueBird, Amy Kurland, is sitting in the center table totally enchanted) and I am floored at being so close to the Queen of Country Music Songwriters !!!!!!



Purple Gene gives Matraca Berg 10 cool glasses of crisp Chardonnay wine out of 10 for an intoxicating performance and such great songs!!!!

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

WINSTON CHIMP BOY

TRICKY CHIMP BOY

OPERATION CHIMP BOY PROPAGANDA

HELP ME CHIMP BOY, HELP, HELP ME CHIMP BOY

HEY CHIMP BOY! GET A FUCKING LIFE!

NO BANG FOR YOUR CHIMP BOY

THUS SPAKE CHIMP BOY

WHO'S THE INTELLIGENT DESIGNER CHIMP BOY

CHIMP BOY'S PET HAMSTER

DEAR MISTER CHIMP BOY...

KABUKI CHIMP BOY

CHIMP BOY LOVER LOVES LITTLE BOYS

AND FINALLY: THE JESUS FREAKS FOR CHIMP BOY INSTITUTE. GOD HELP US!

THE STONES HAVE NO CAJONES

VIRGIN MIRTH

BODY ARMOR

TROUBLE IN WINGNUTTIA

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Lovely overcast morning, gently sunny afternoon.

Talked to dear old Dad tonight.

He had some unkind words about the talking heads on TV who are taking potshots at Cindy Sheehan. He heard one of them go off about the extremist democrats who were supporting her.

I asked who that democrat was. He kinda laughed & said he wondered the same thing, and didn't understand why the dems weren't jumping on her bandwagon.

He also said he says 'I never thought I'd see the day...' a lot these days.



Tonight, Wednesday:

CBS starts the night with a RERUN 'Still Standing', followed by a RERUN 'Yes, Dear', then a FRESH 'Rock Star: INXS', followed by a RERUN 'CSI: The 3rd One'.
On a RERUN Dave (from 5/23/05) are Paul Newman, Danica Patrick, Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Eric McCormack and Mitch Albom.

NBC opens the night with a FRESH 'Meet Mister Mom', followed by a RERUN 'Law & Order', and another RERUN 'Law & Order'.
On a RERUN Leno are (from 8/15/05) are Howie Mandel, Jeff Corwin with animals, and Hilary Duff.
On a RERUN Conan (from 5/19/05) are Amy Poehler, Christopher Meloni, and the Doves.
On a RERUN Carson Daly are Dermot Mulroney, Stephen Colbert, and Warren Haynes.

ABC begins the night with a RERUN 'Brat Camp', followed by the SERIES FINALE 'Brat Camp', then a RERUN 'Lost'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Howie Mandel, Yunjin Kim, and the Click Five.

The WB offers a RERUN 'One Tree Hill', followed by a RERUN 'Smallville'.

Faux has a FRESH 'So You Think You Can Dance', followed by a RERUN 'Bernie Mac'.

UPN has a FRESH 'R U The Girl With T-Boz & Chilli', followed by a RERUN 'Veronica Mars'.

A&E has 'American Justice', 'Dog The Bounty Hunter', another 'Dog The Bounty Hunter', followed by a FRESH 'Inked', another 'Inked', followed by a FRESH 'Criss Angel: Mind Freak', and another 'Criss Angel: Mind Freak'.

AMC offers the movie 'For Your Eyes Only', followed by the movie 'Octopussy', then the movie 'Octopussy', again.

BBC  -   
 [2pm]    'Knowing Me, Knowing You' - Episode 3;
 [2:40pm]    'Worst Week of My Life' - Episode 3;
 [3:20pm]    'Blackadder' - Money;
 [4pm]    'Changing Rooms' - Episode 1;
 [4:30pm]    'What Not To Wear' - Meeta;
 [5pm]    'Brand New You' - Episode 6;
 [6pm]    'BBC World News';
 [6:30pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Chamberlain;
 [7pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 53;
 [8pm]    'So Graham Norton' - Kiefer Sutherland;
 [8:30pm]    'So Graham Norton' - Jane Leeves;
 [9pm]    'Little Britain' - Episode 2;
 [9:40pm]    'Blackadder' - Plan A-Captain Cook;
 [10:20pm]    'Blackadder' - Plan B-Corporal Punishment;
 [11pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 53;
 [12am]    'So Graham Norton' - Kiefer Sutherland;
 [12:30am]    'So Graham Norton' - Jane Leeves;
 [1:00 am    'Little Britain - Episode 2;
 [1:40am]    'Blackadder' - Plan A-Captain Cook;
 [2:20am]    'Blackadder' - Plan B-Corporal Punishment;
 [3am]    'So Graham Norton' - Kiefer Sutherland;
 [3:30am]    'So Graham Norton' - Jane Leeves;
 [4am]    'Little Britain' - Episode 2;
 [4:40am]    'Blackadder' - Plan A-Captain Cook;
 [5:20am]    'Blackadder' - Plan B-Corporal Punishment;
 [6am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'Battle Of The Network Reality Stars', followed by a FRESH 'Battle Of The Network Reality Stars', then 'Kathy Griffin: My Life On The D-List'.

Comedy Central has 'Weekends At The D.L.', 'Comedy Central Presents', last night's 'Jon Stewart', 'Comedy Central Presents' (Zach Galifianakis), 'Mind Of Mencia', 'South Park', another 'South Park', and a FRESH 'Mind Of Mencia'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Sen. Trent Lott.

History has 'Modern Marvels', another 'Modern Marvels', still another 'Modern Marvels', and 'AutoManiac'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]    'IFC August Short Film Collection I' (2005);
 [8AM]    'At the IFC Center' (2005);
 [8:30AM]    'The Last Broadcast' (1991);
 [10AM]    'Bad Behavior' (1993);
 [11:45AM]    'At the IFC Center' (2005);
 [12:15PM]    'Jump Tomorrow' (2001);
 [2PM]    Short: 'Sparks' (1998);
 [2:15PM]    'The Last Broadcast' (1998);
 [3:45PM]    'IFC August Short Film Showcase' (2005);
 [4:45PM]    'The Brother From Another Planet' (1984);
 [6:45PM]    'Jump Tomorrow' (2001);
 [8:30PM]    'At the IFC Center' (2005);
 [9PM]    'Girl 6' (1996);
 [11PM]    'Your Friends And Neighbors' (1998);
 [12:45AM]    Short: 'Sparks' (1998);
 [1AM]    'Girl 6' (1996);
 [3AM]    'Your Friends And Neighbors' (1998);
 [4:45AM]    'IFC August Short Film Showcase' (2005);
 [5:45AM]    'IFC in Theaters' (2005).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has 'Beyond Belief', 'Ghost Hunters', followed by a FRESH 'Ghost Hunters', then a FRESH 'Tripping The Rift', and another 'Tripping The Rift'.

Sundance  -   
 [6AM]    'Unfinished Symphony';
 [7AM]    'The Al Franken Show': (08/23/05);
 [8AM]    'Bejart into the Light';
 [9:35AM]    'Secret Honor';
 [11:15AM]    'Coffee With Pina';
 [11:35AM]    'Silverstar';
 [12PM]    'Original Child Bomb';
 [1PM]    'The Long Goodbye';
 [3PM]    'Catching Out';
 [4:30PM]    'Love Me If You Dare';
 [6PM]    'Slings & Arrows: Episode 3 - Madness in Great Ones';
 [7PM]    'Secret Honor';
 [8:35PM]    'Coffee With Pina';
 [9PM]    'Tom Brokaw Reports: Deep Throat, The Inside Story';
 [10:30PM]    'Mullitt';
 [11PM]    'Beso Nocturno';
 [11:30PM]    'The Al Franken Show': (08/24/05);
 [12:30AM]    'Melvin Goes to Dinner';
 [2AM]    'Coffee With Pina';
 [2:30AM]    'The Al Franken Show': (08/24/05);
 [3:30AM]    'Foxy Brown';
 [5:05AM]    'Veronika Voss'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM spends 24 hours with Sophia Loren.
 [6am]    'Qvo Vadis' (1951)     [View Trailer];
 [9am]    'Ghosts - Italian Style' (1969)  [AKA: 'Questi fantasmi'];
 [11am]    'More Than A Miracle' (1967)  [AKA: 'C'era una volta...'];
 [12:45pm]    'Lady L' (1965);
 [2:45pm]    'Legend of the Lost' (1957);
 [4:45pm]    'The Fall of the Roman Empire' (1964);
 [8pm]    'The Key' (1958);
 [10:15pm]    'Arabesque' (1966)     [View Trailer];
 [12:15am]    'Operation Crossbow' (1965);
 [2:15am]    'Two Women' (1960);
 [4am]    'Brass Target' (1978).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Thursday  -  08/25

TCM spends 24 hours with Norma Shearer.
 [6am]    'Private Lives' (1931);
 [7:30am]    'The Barretts of Wimpole Street' (1934);
 [9:30am]    'Romeo And Juliet' (1936);
 [12pm]    'Marie Antoinette' (1938);
 [2:30pm]    'Idiot's Delight' (1939);
 [4:30pm]    'We Were Dancing' (1942);
 [6:15pm]    'Her Cardboard Lover' (1942);
 [8pm]    'The Women' (1939)     [View Trailer];
 [10:30pm]    'The Divorcee' (1930);
 [12am]    'A Free Soul' (1931);
 [1:45am]    'Riptide' (1934);
 [3:30am]    'He Who Gets Slapped' (1924) SILENT ;
 [4:45am]    'Their Own Desire' (1929).    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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U.S. actor Elijah Wood arrives for the film premiere of 'Green Street' at the Edinburgh International Film Festival in Edinburgh, Scotland August 23, 2005. The film opens in British cinemas on August 26.
Photo by Jeff J Mitchell
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Writes Accounts of Iran Travels

Sean Penn

Sean Penn is trading screenplays for a reporter's notebook yet again. The Oscar-winning actor traveled to Tehran, Iran, in June. The San Francisco Chronicle, which has published previous accounts of his travels, is running a five-part series this week on his experiences.

In the first installment, Penn wrote about the difficulties of obtaining a visa to travel to Iran, how women are instructed to cover their heads before landing in the country, and some tense moments when he was fingerprinted entering Iran.

The 45-year-old actor compared the bustle of Tehran to Baghdad, Iraq, or Mexico City, saying the city was filled with "jousting, yelling, horn honking and warm thickly polluted air, mud-splattered motorcycles winding through human traffic at death-bound speeds."

Sean Penn

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Bill Moyer, 73, wears a "Bullshit Protector" flap over his ear while President George W. Bush addresses the Veterans of Foreign Wars.
Photo by Douglas C. Pizac
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Musical To Premiere In San Francisco

Anne Rice

Lestat, a musical inspired by novelist Anne Rice's bestselling Vampire Chronicles, will have its world premiere Dec. 17 at the Curran Theatre in San Francisco.

The show is a first for the songwriting team of Elton John and Bernie Taupin, but John's third Broadway musical, following The Lion King and Aida. Hugh Panaro (Les Miserables, Side Show) stars in the title role.

Anne Rice

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Lost Film To Debut

Marlene Dietrich

A film starring the late screen siren Marlene Dietrich will debut on television in her native Germany this week, nearly 60 years after it was made.

Franco-German television station Arte said it would broadcast the 1946 drama "Martin Roumagnac" featuring Dietrich and her then lover, French actor Jean Gabin, on Thursday.

The movie, which was filmed in French, will be shown in Germany in a dubbed version, which also dates from 1946, and in the original version in France.

Marlene Dietrich

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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At 80, Still Filming

Robert Altman

He moves slowly. His posture is slumped. But when it comes to making movies, 80-year-old Robert Altman has a young man's fire.

The director recently completed shooting a movie based on humorist Garrison Keillor's popular radio show "A Prairie Home Companion" - on budget and three days ahead of schedule.

Altman has more than 30 movies to his credit and five Academy Award nominations for directing, though he hasn't won an Oscar. With his ensemble casts and use of overlapping dialogue - which gives viewers the feeling of eavesdropping on real conversations - Altman blazed a cinematic trail in the 1970s with "M-A-S-H" and "Nashville."

For more, and an interview - Robert Altman

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Annzell Loufas views a painting titled 'T'anks to Mr. Bush!,' by attorney-artist Stephen Pearcy, that is on display in the Department of Justice cafeteria in Sacramento, Calif., Tuesday, July 19, 2005. Attorney General Bill Lockyer has pulled the painting critical of President Bush from the cafeteria and moved it to his office, where public access is limited.
Photo by Rich Pedroncelli
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She's Getting Taller

Maria Sharapova

Maria Sharapova is not only rising in the rankings, she's also getting taller. The 18-year-old Russian, who jumped to No. 1 in women's tennis Monday, is listed in the WTA's official guide as 6-foot. Not so, she says.

Sharapova tells Time magazine she's 6 feet 2 inches tall, and she's not exactly thrilled with the extra 2 inches.

"I wouldn't say I'm in love with them because if I wear heels, I'm like 6-foot-4," she says. "It's a little too tall."

Maria Sharapova

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Joining NBC/Universal

Maria Menounos

Maria Menounos is leaving "Entertainment Tonight" to join NBC Universal's "Access Hollywood" and NBC News' "Today" show this fall.

Menounos, 27, will be a special correspondent for "Access Hollywood," which begins its 10th season in national syndication on Sept. 5. She also will be a West Coast contributor for "Today," it was announced Tuesday.

Maria Menounos

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Program Funding Cut Off

Silver Ring Thing

The federal government has cut off funding to a nationwide program that promotes abstinence to teens through skits and music videos, saying the group in charge of the campaign did not adequately separate religion from its message.

The Silver Ring Thing program, related to a Christian ministry based in the Pittsburgh suburbs, puts on shows at churches nationwide that include "Saturday Night Live"-style skits, music videos and a message of abstinence. Young people are given a silver ring and decide whether they want to pledge to abstain from sex.

Since 2003, Silver Ring Thing has received $1.2 million from the department as part of the Bush administration's initiative to expand abstinence-only education.

Silver Ring Thing

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Frank Ames poses with his Guinness World Records plaque, in which he is declared to have the world's longest eyebrow at 3.078 inches, while holding the long eyebrow hair Friday, Aug. 19, 2005, in Saranac, N.Y.
Photo by Michael Betts
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Selling First Edition One Page At A Time

Helen Schlie

Retired bookstore owner Helen Schlie can see a higher purpose in selling her 1830 first-edition Book of Mormon one page at a time.

Schlie said she believes it will be more of a "missionary tool" since the framed pages - priced at $2,500 to $4,500 apiece - can be handed down from generation to generation.

Schlie said she also didn't want to sell her complete copy to a collector because she didn't want it hidden under glass or touched only by scholars with white gloves.

Helen Schlie

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Turkmen President Bans Lip Synching

Saparmurat Niyazov

He has outlawed opera and ballet and railed against long hair and gold teeth, but now Turkmen President Saparmurat Niyazov is determined to wipe out another perceived scourge: lip synching.

Niyazov has ordered a ban on lip synching performances across the tightly controlled Central Asian nation, citing "a negative effect on the development of singing and musical art," the president's office said Tuesday.

Under Niyazov's order, lip synching is now prohibited at all cultural events, concerts, on television - and at private celebrations such as weddings.

Saparmurat Niyazov

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A sign towed by Dave Chase of San Diego, Calif., displays his disapproval of President Bush as he drives past Cindy Sheehan's anti-war camp near Crawford, Texas, Tuesday, Aug. 23, 2005. The camp, started by the California mother who lost her son in Iraq, is now in its third week. Sheehan, who flew to Los Angeles last week after her 74-year-old mother had a stroke, is expected to return to Texas in a few days.
Photo by Donna McWilliam
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'Braveheart' Honored

William Wallace

Seven hundred years to the day after Scottish hero William "Braveheart" Wallace was executed by his English foes, a historian has retraced his final journey to promote his dream of independence for Scotland.

David Ross, who has written books on Wallace and other Scottish national heroes, strode from Westminster through the old City of London on Tuesday wearing a kilt and carrying a sword.

Accompanied by around 100 supporters, many playing bagpipes and waving the blue-and-white Scottish flag, Ross ended his journey at Smithfield, where Wallace was butchered by his English captors on August 23, 1305.

William Wallace

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Prime-Time Nielsen

Ratings

Prime-time viewership numbers compiled by Nielsen Media Research for Aug. 15-21. Listings include the week's ranking, with viewership for the week and season-to-date rankings in parentheses.

An "X" in parentheses denotes a one-time-only presentation.

    1. (3) "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation," CBS, 13.02 million viewers.
    2. (8) "Without a Trace," CBS, 12.92 million viewers.
    3. (20) "60 Minutes," CBS, 10.32 million viewers.
    4. (20) "NCIS," CBS, 10.00 million viewers.
    5. (6) "CSI: Miami," CBS, 9.90 million viewers.
    6. (15) "Cold Case," CBS, 9.43 million viewers.
    7. (15) "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit," NBC, 9.33 million viewers.
    8. (41) "Two And a Half Men-9:30 p.m.," CBS, 9.04 million viewers.
    9. (13) "Two And a Half Men-9 p.m.," CBS, 9.02 million viewers.
   10. (33) "Law & Order: Criminal Intent," NBC, 8.98 million viewers.
   11. (78) "So You Think You Can Dance," Fox, 8.71 million viewers.
   12. (71) "Big Brother 6-Tuesday," CBS, 8.70 million viewers.
   13. (12) "Everybody Loves Raymond," CBS, 8.36 million viewers.
   14. (78) "Big Brother 6-Thursday," CBS, 8.24 million viewers.
   15. (24) "CSI: New York," CBS, 8.23 million viewers.
   16. (36) "Crossing Jordan," NBC, 8.00 million viewers.
   17. (27) "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition-8 p.m.," ABC, 7.77 million viewers.
   18. (118) Movie: "Remember the Titans," ABC, 7.67 million viewers.
   19. (39) Movie: "Living with the Dead, Pt. 2," CBS, 7.58 million viewers.
   20. (59) "Brat Camp," ABC, 7.27 million viewers.

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In Memory

Brock Peters

Actor Brock Peters, best known for his heartbreaking performance as the black man falsely accused of rape in "To Kill a Mockingbird," died Tuesday at his home after battling pancreatic cancer. He was 78.

Peters was born George Fisher on July 2, 1927 in New York. His long film career began in the 1950s with the landmark productions of "Carmen Jones" in 1954 and "Porgy and Bess" in 1959.

In recent years, he played Admiral Cartwright in two of the "Star Trek" feature films. He also appeared in numerous TV shows. His distinctive deep bass voice was often used for animated characters.

In May, Peters was on hand as Harper Lee, the reclusive author of "To Kill a Mockingbird," made a rare step into the limelight to be honored by the Los Angeles Public Library.

Among Peters' other films were "Soylent Green," "The L-Shaped Room" and "The Pawnbroker."

Peters was a widower and has one daughter, Lise Jo Peters.

Brock Peters

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