Issue #666
Disinfotainment Today
By Michael Dare





Our situation is this: most of the people in this world believe that the Creator of the universe has written a book. We have the misfortune of having many such books on hand, each making an exclusive claim as to its infallibility. People tend to organize themselves into factions according to which of these incompatible claims they accept - rather than on the basis of language, skin color, location of birth, or any other criterion of tribalism. Each of these texts urges its reader to adopt a variety of beliefs and practices, some of which are benign, many of which are not. All are in perverse agreement on one point of fundamental importance, however: "respect" for other faiths, or for the views of unbelievers, is not an attitude that God endorses. While all faiths have been touched, here and there, by the spirit of ecumenicalism, the central tenet of every religious tradition is that all others are mere repositories of error or, at best, dangerously incomplete. Intolerance is thus intrinsic to every creed. Once a person believes - really believes - that certain ideas can lead to eternal happiness, or to its antithesis, he cannot tolerate the possibility that the people he loves might be led astray by the blandishments of unbelievers. Certainty about the next life is simply incompatible with tolerance in this one.The idea that any one of our religions represents the infallible word of the One True God requires an encyclopedic ignorance of history, mythology, and art even to be entertained - as the beliefs, rituals, and iconography of each of our religions attest to centuries of cross-pollination among them. Whatever their imagined source, the doctrines of modern religions are no more tenable than those which, for lack of adherents, were cast upon the scrap heap of mythology millennia ago; for there is no more evidence to justify a belief in the literal existence of Yahweh and Satan that there was to keep Zeus perched upon his mountain throne or Poseidon churning the seas.If our polls are to be trusted, nearly 230 million Americans believe that a book showing neither unity of style nor internal consistency was authored by an omniscient, omnipotent, and omnipresent deity... How is it that, in this one area of our lives, we have convinced ourselves that our beliefs about the world can float entirely free of reason and evidence?Tell a devout Christian that his wife is cheating on him, or that frozen yogurt can make a man invisible, and he is likely to require as much evidence as anyone else, and to be persuaded only to the extent that you give it. Tell him that the book he keeps by his bed was written by an invisible deity who will punish him with fire for eternity if he fails to accept its every incredible claim about the universe, and he seems to require no evidence whatsoever.The point is that most of what we currently hold sacred is not sacred for any reason other than that it was thought sacred yesterday. Surely, if we could create the world anew, the practice of organizing our lives around untestable propositions found in ancient literature - to say nothing of killing and dying for them - would be impossible to justify.Religious faith represents so uncompromising a misuse of the power of our minds that it forms a kind of perverse, cultural singularity - a vanishing point beyond which rational discourse proves impossible. When foisted upon each generation anew, it renders us incapable of realizing just how much of our world had been unnecessarily ceded to a dark and barbarous past.Our world is fast succumbing to the activities of men and women who would stake the future of our species on beliefs that should not survive an elementary school education. That so many of us are still dying on account of ancient myths is as bewildering as it is horrible, and our own attachment to these myths, whether moderate or extreme, has kept us silent in the face of developments that could ultimately destroy us.Imagine that we could revive a well-educated Christian of the fourteenth century. The man would prove to be a total ignoramus, except on matters of faith. His beliefs about geography, astronomy, and medicine would embarrass even a child, but he would know more or less everything there is to know about God. Though he would be considered a fool to think that the earth is the center of the cosmos, or that trepanning (the practice of boring holes in the human skull to cure epilepsy and mental illness) constitutes a wise medical intervention, his religious ideas would still be beyond reproach. There are two explanations for this: either we perfected our religious understanding of the world a millennium ago - while our knowledge on all other fronts was still hopelessly inchoate - or religion, being the mere maintenance of dogma, is one area of discourse that does not admit of progress.Imagine a world in which generations of human beings come to believe that certain films were made by God or that specific software was coded by him. Imagine a future in which millions of our descendants murder each other over rival interpretations of Star Wars or Windows 98. Could anything - anything - be more ridiculous? And yet, this would be no more ridiculous than the world we are living in.As a consequence of our silence on these matters, we live in a country in which a person cannot get elected president if he openly doubts the existence of heaven and hell. This is truly remarkable, given that there is no other body of "knowledge" that we require our political leaders to master. Even a hairstylist must pass a licensing exam before plying his trade in the United States, and yet those given the power to make war and national policy - those whose decisions will inevitably affect human life for generations - are not expected to know anything in particular before setting to work. They do not have to be political scientists, economists, or even lawyers; they need not have studied international relations, military history, resource management, civil engineering, or any other field of knowledge that might be brought to bear in the governance of a modern superpower; they need only be expert fund-raisers, comport themselves well on television, and be indulgent of certain myths. In our next presidential election, an actor who reads his Bible would almost certainly defeat a rocket scientist who does not. Could there be any clearer indication that we are allowing unreason and otherworldliness to govern our affairs?It is time we admitted, from kings and presidents on down, that there is no evidence that any of our books was authored by the Creator of the universe. The Bible, it seems certain, was the work of sand-strewn men and women who thought the earth was flat and for whom a wheelbarrow would have been a breathtaking example of emerging technology. To rely on such a document as the basis for our worldview - however heroic the efforts of redactors - is to repudiate two thousand years of civilizing insights that the human mind has only just begun to inscribe upon itself through secular politics and scientific culture. We will see that the greatest problem confronting civilization is not merely religious extremism: rather, it is the larger set of cultural and intellectual accommodations we have made to faith itself. Religious moderates are, in large part, responsible for the religious conflict in our world, because their beliefs provide the context in which scriptural literalism and religious violence can never be adequately exposed.[I]n any other sphere of life, a belief is a check that everyone insists upon cashing this side of the grave; the engineer says the bridge will hold; the doctor says the infection is resistant to penicillin - these people have defensible reasons for their claims about the way the world is. The mullah, the priest, and the rabbi do not. Nothing could change about this world, or about the world of their experience, that would demonstrate the feasibility of many of their core beliefs. This proves that these beliefs are not born of any examination of the world, or of the world of their experience. It appears that even the Holocaust did not lead most Jews to doubt the existence of an omnipotent and benevolent God. If having half of your people systematically delivered to the furnace does not count as evidence against the notion that an all-powerful God is looking out for your interests, it seems reasonable to assume that nothing could. How does the mullah know that the Koran is the verbatim word of God? The only answer to be given in any language that does not make a mockery of the word "know" is - he doesn't.To be ruled by ideas for which you have no evidence (and which therefore cannot be justified in conversation with other human beings) is generally a sign that something is seriously wrong with your mind. Clearly, there is sanity in numbers. And yet, it is merely an accident of history that it is considered normal in our society to believe that the Creator of the universe can hear your thoughts, while it is demonstrative of mental illness to believe that he is communicating with you by having the rain tap in Morse code on your bedroom window. And so, while religious people are not generally mad, their core beliefs absolutely are.Jesus Christ - who, as it turns out, was born of a virgin, cheated death, and rose bodily into the heavens - can now be eaten in the form of a cracker. A few Latin word spoken over your favorite Burgundy, and you can drink his blood as well. Is there any doubt that the lone subscriber to these beliefs would be considered mad?A rational approach to ethics becomes possible once we realize that questions of right and wrong are really questions about the happiness and suffering of sentient creatures. If we are in a position to affect the happiness or suffering of others, we have ethical responsibilities towards them - and many of these responsibilities are so grave as to become matters of civil and criminal law. Taking happiness and suffering as our starting point, we can see that much of what people worry about under the guise of morality has nothing to do with the subject. It is time we realized that crimes without victims are like debts without creditors. They do not even exist. Any person who lies awake at night worrying about the private pleasures of other consenting adults has more than just too much time on his hands; he has some unjustifiable beliefs about the nature of right and wrong.It is time we recognized that all reasonable men and women have a common enemy. It is an enemy so near to us, and so deceptive, that we keep its counsel even as it threatens to destroy the very possibility of human happiness. Our enemy is nothing other than faith itself.

How Alias and 24 didn't end:After yet another day when a president or former president is shot at, shot down and/or shot, the people, who really run the country -- the Saudis, the Chinese, the KKK and ChoicePoint -- decide they can't trust CTU. They task APO to find Jack Bauer, the sole connection between all known terrorist incidents. No one really cares what happens to the president, but the attacks have unnerved people enough that they are starting to watch Comedy Central rather than Fox. Sydney and Dixon plan corner Bauer during an LA Lakers game, so Jack kidnaps Kobe Bryant's current girlfriend and forces him to throw the series so their trap cannot be sprung. Marshall manipulates the scoreboard and the refereeing so the unheralded LA Clippers win, and the games are played at the Staples Center anyway.Chloe and Marshal fight a virtual duel via backdoor protocols, during which the internets are shut down. This is what Sloane has been waiting for. While the DNS servers reroute the IP nodes around LA, Sloane uses the confusion to seize control of the network to fulfill one of Rambaldi's predictions.Fortunately, the NSA institutes an heroic project to wiretap everybody's phone all the time. Sloane is caught while ordering a pizza. The remaining Sentox cannisters are recovered when a telemarketer calls a wrong number and Bierko answers the phone with his real name. Since so many people in the government itself are disloyal, any warrant would have tipped them off; the NSA's scheme saved the world.Meanwhile, Bauer convinces Sydney to leave Michael and run away with him, and she reluctantly agrees so APO can find out who's really behind everything.The series ends with several codas. Major plotlines are resolved but new ones are revealed. Michael is seen raising the baby with the help of Kimberly Bauer. Sark and Henderson escape to form their own assassination bureau. Irina Derevko and Jack Bristow are reunited, and she gets knocked up with yet another child destined for great things. Bill Buchanan and Karen Hayes join Dixon and Weiss at even yet another super-secret spy agency that may or may not have the best interest of the country at heart.Chloe and Marshall are arrested for downloading music. Their trial will be the jumping off point for Day 6 of 24.Hope this helps,Baron Dave


'Best of TBH Politoons'
Update From Colby
Katherine Harris
Hi,
Katherine claims she is being shunned by Republicans
because she wouldn't "kowtow" to the Party.
However, her record shows she voted with the Republican Party 96% of the time!

Recommended Reading
from Bruce
Tom Engelhardt: A Guided Tour of Class War (Tomdispatch.com. Posted on Alternet.org)
In this in-depth interview, Barbara Ehrenreich reveals how the class war rages on, and why middle-class Americans are so worried.
The ideas interview: R Preston McAfee (guardian.co.uk)
The economist tells John Sutherland why we owe it to ourselves - and society - to be better bargain hunters
Brian J. Rogal: Bankruptcy Law in Shambles (inthesetimes.com)
What happens when the credit card industry writes congressional legislation? According to the judges who have to enforce it, anarchy
"Unquestionably, this is the most poorly written piece of legislation that I or anyone else has ever seen," says U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Keith M. Lundin, who has overseen cases in Tennessee since 1977. "No one has ever seen a piece of garbage like this," he adds. "There's going to be the most fantastic anarchy in bankruptcy courts for years."
PAUL KRUGMAN: Shameless in the Senate (The New York Times)
The Senate almost voted to repeal the estate tax last fall, but Republican leaders postponed the vote after Hurricane Katrina. It's easy to see why: the public might have made the connection between scenes of Americans abandoned in the Superdome and scenes of well-heeled senators voting huge tax breaks for their even wealthier campaign contributors.
Good Lives: The people making a difference (guardian.co.uk)
Who: Dave Currey
What: Undercover environmental investigator
Where: Everywhere
Richard Roeper: Resisting the urge to sink to Pat Robertson's level (suntimes.com)
If you were a cruel soul, you might say the crash was God's way of punishing those pilots for operating a plane owned by a man of God who is also a man of intolerance. This was God telling Pat Robertson not to act as judge and jury of other human beings.
Stephen Colbert: Stephen Colbert's Address to the Graduates (AlterNet.org)
'Outsourcing is so easy that I had this speech today written by a young man named Panjeeb from Bangalore.'
David Bruce: Wise Up! Education (athensnews.com)
Gov. Wang once questioned the teaching methods of Zen master Rinzai. Gov. Wang asked if the monks read sutras. Rinzai said they did not. Gov. Wang asked if the monks learned meditation. Rinzai said they did not. Gov. Wang then asked, "If they don't read sutras or learn meditation, what are on earth are they doing here?" Rinzai replied, "All I do is make them become Buddhas and Bodhisattvas."
New Yorker Cartoon Bank
Charles Nolan
Selected Readings
from that Mad Cat, JD
In The Chaos Household
Last Night
Lovely overcast day - sun never broke through.
No new flags.

Senators Seek Answers In Probe
Jack Anderson
The Senate Judiciary Committee gave the Bush administration a new lashing Tuesday over its use of executive power, citing the FBI's posthumous probe of columnist Jack Anderson and questioning the notion that espionage laws might allow the prosecution of journalists who publish classified information.
The World War I-era espionage laws, countered Justice Department criminal division chief Matthew Friedrich, "do not exempt any class of professionals, including reporters, from their reach."
Friedrich refused to comment on the Anderson case, in which the FBI is seeking 50 years' worth of papers from the investigative journalist who exposed government scandals and earned a place on President Nixon's "enemies list."
Anderson's son Kevin, a lawyer, told the panel that he and his mother are prepared to face contempt charges if the FBI's effort to search the papers ever produces a subpoena or is upheld in court.
Jack Anderson
Joining Cartoon Network's Adult Swim
'Pee-wee's Playhouse'
After being shuttered for more than 15 years, the doors to "Pee-wee's Playhouse" are being reopened. The Emmy Award-winning show will get new life on the Cartoon Network's Adult Swim lineup, which will air all 45 original episodes beginning July 10, company officials announced Monday.
Paul Reubens, 53, created the bow-tie wearing Pee-wee Herman in 1978 as a member of the L.A.-based comedy troupe, the Groundlings. Known for his big laugh and small suit, Pee-wee gained worldwide fame in 1985 as the star of his own movie, "Pee-wee's Big Adventure," directed by Tim Burton.
'Pee-wee's Playhouse'

Reaches Out to 9-11 Widows
Ann Coulter
A translucent Ann Coulter wobbled onto the Today show this morning to promote her new book, Godless: The Church of Liberalism, and it was, as expected, an incredible display of psycopathic screeching. Poor Matt Lauer hasn't endured this sort of teeth-gnashing since he got "glib" with Tom Cruise. Also, a memo to the Today show producers: 7:15 AM is a little early for you to start serving the bile-flavored hag juice.
And on a lighter note, Kathy Griffin's response: "Who wears a cocktail dress at 7 in the morning?!"
Defamer: Ann Coulter
Returning For Seventh Season
'The Shield'