BartCop Entertainment Archives - Wednesday, 13 April, 2005

Wednesday

13 April, 2005

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Cory!! Strode On Graphic Novels

'Bone'

Scholastic Books (publishers of Harry Potter) have announced that they are going to be publishing the comic "Bone" over the next couple of years. Bone is one of the success stories of the self-publishing movement that hit comics in the late 80's and early 90's, and for most of its 55 issues, Jeff Smith and his wife did everything needed to get the comics from his art board to comic shops and bookstores, keeping all of the rights, and not letting a publishing company tell him how to tell his story. Scholastic will be adding color and publishing it in a series of books, each reprinting about 6 issues and making it available through schools and major book stores. Most of the other creators who were publishing their own work have either signed up with publishing companies to help them with advertising, deal with distribution and all of the money and tax issues, but Smith tried going through a publisher for a year or two and decided he'd rather finish his work on his own.

As is, the comic is one of the success stories of the comics industry, as Smith was able to get "Bone" stories in Disney Adventures early on, has had success with the trade paperback collections of the title, and even took a couple of years off from the comic to try and put together an animated movie through Nickelodeon. With the conclusion of the series last year, Smith released a complete version of the story, so that readers could get the entire 55-issue saga in a single trade paperback. This is by far the best way to read his story.

Bone begins as a simple fantasy story with three brothers, Fone Bone, the protagonist, a bit of a Jimmy Steward everyman-type, and a fan of the book Moby Dick; Phoney Bone, an amoral conman who got them run out of town and into the woods where the story is set; and Smiley Bone, their simple brother who tends to go along with Phoney out of loyalty rather than wanting a part in his schemes. As they travel, they meet the creatures that live in the woods, including a dragon, talking bugs, evil rat creatures and a small town of villagers.

The story is constructed in thirds, with the first third showing how they find the village, Phoney's attempt to fix the yearly "Great Cow Race", and Fone Bone's crush on Thorn, a villager with a secret. The second section begins to show that there is more going on in the village than meets the eye, and the final third builds to a conclusion that shares more in common with "Lord of the Rings", than the Disney-esque style that Smith's artwork invokes.

As with any good fantasy novel, Smith has created a rich setting with compelling characters, and a larger background that only becomes clear as the story progresses. While "Bone" looks like a children's story, it is far more complex than the art implies. As they live in the forest, they become involved in the live of a mysterious girl named Thorn and her Gramma.

Smith's clean lines and iconic character design pulls the reader in and causes them to assume thing about the characters, while the story turns those expectations on their head and shows a complexity that would be hard to pull off in prose. Over the 55 issues, Smith shows his ability to do humor, action, character work and horror, without altering his art style.

The only flaw I have with the novel is that, as it gets to the final third, Smith's storytelling style changed. Where early issues of the comic felt as if they were complete by themselves, even if they were continued, later issues moved quickly, not telling as much story, and focusing more on the physical action. Smith abandoned the denser style used in the first third of the book, and completely altered the pace of the story, so much so that it feels like you've shifted from 1st gear to 4th.

In the collected version, it is not as noticeable, but it does lead to the story feeling a bit rushed. The ending also doesn't feel like a complete conclusion, and while in show business it's good to leave the reader wanting more, it feels more like Smith just wanted to wrap things up, and left some minor plot threads dangling. Still, it has a richness and depth that is rare, even in fantasy novels. Bone was Smith's first work, and if his storytelling skill continues to improve, his next work will be a must read.

Bone In One Volume is $40, but if you were to buy the 9 graphic novels that make it up, it would run you over $100. Another way to think of it is that if you were to buy a hardcover fantasy trilogy, it would cost about $75. So, if you are looking for a fantasy novel with great art, Bone gets a 4 out of 5.



Cory!! Strode (The Best Dressed Man In Comics) has written comic books, novels, jokes for comedians, Op Ed columns, the on-line comic strip www.Asylumon5thstreet.com and has all kinds of things on his website.
Cory!! Strode (The Best Dressed Man In Comics) has also started a campaign for Pope. - The only two requirements are that one is male and celibate. He's male, so that takes care of the first one...and he reads a loot of comic books, so that takes care of the second one.
www.solitairerose.com

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National Library Week

April 10-16, 2005

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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Betty Bowers on Pope John Paul George & Ringo
Dear NRA and Culture of LifeŽ Member:
Well, the Pope's death extravaganza has confirmed as truth several suspicions of mine.


Russell Jacoby: The New PC: Crybaby Conservatives (The Nation. Posted on Alternet.)
Conservatives like David Horowitz complain relentlessly that they do not get a fair shake in the university. What fuels the persistent charges that professors are misleading the young?


Emma Pearse: New Adventures in Censorship (Women's eNews. on Alternet.)
Since Judy Blume began writing frankly sexual books for young adults in the 1970s, the category has come of age and moved on to increasingly harsh and sophisticated topics amid persistent efforts to censor what female teens read.


By Carolyn Kay: Is Tax Money Your Money? (MakeThemAccountable.com)
When George Bush was touting his various tax cuts, he used the mantra, "Tax money is your money." But is it, really? Let's imagine what would happen if Bush were able to do away with the income tax completely-tomorrow.


YOSHI TSURUMI: Hail to the Robber Baron? (Harvard Crimson)
Thirty years ago, President Bush was my student at Harvard Business School.


Amitabh Pal: Bush Snubs Carter (The Progressive)
The Bush crowd is now busy insulting Jimmy Carter.

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The Wall Street Poet

Offshore Tax Shelters


Some pay taxes. Others have found a better way...

Offshore Tax Shelters
(A Nod And Wink Poem)


The Nod
My firm is big on patriotism
On ev'ry desk's a yellow ribbon
The boss can quote both Burke and Gibbon
We pay our taxes, that's a given.

The Wink
(Taxes are a real hooter
When you pay them in Bermuda.)

The Nod
We're sticklers when it comes to law
All crooks and cheaters we deplore
Our legal staffers make quite sure
With U.S. regs we're cool offshore.

The Wink
(There's a lot you gotta learnsy
When you set up shop in Guernsey)

The Nod
If Congress seeks to trim our pile
And says with Sam we've got to file
Our lobbyists employ their gile
To show this plan just ain't our style.

The Wink
(Ev'ry real corporate diva
Does his banking in Geneva.)

The Nod
There's no need for retribution
Prosecution's no solution
We achieve our absolution
With a campaign contribution.

The Wink
(Want a better bottom line?
Get your mail in Liechtenstein.)

©2005

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

MADE IN CHINA

FUCK YOU AND THE ELEPHANT YOU RODE IN ON

TERMINAZI COURTS THE CROOKS

THE CHINKS PLAY DIRTY

LOVE IS ALL AROUND US

STOP THE STERIOD

OIL FOR HEROIN

BUGMAN PUSHES POISON

WHERE ARE THE CHRISTIAN FEEDING TUBES?

THE OLDEST FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD

REPUG HOMO GETS STUPID

FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS

MONEY, OIL AND DICKHEAD

THIS SUMS IT UP

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Sunny, breezy spring day.

Had Open House at the kid's school tonight. He's doing well except in one class where he's elected himself class smartass.

Heh - made sure he was watching when I passed the teacher my e-mail.


The little counter at the bottom of the page should register the millionth hit sometime today. Yowee.



Tonight, Wednesday:

CBS starts the night with '60 Minutes II', followed by a FRESH 'King Of Queens', then a FRESH 'Yes, Dear', followed by a FRESH 'CSI: The 3rd One'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are David Duchovny, Zooey Deschanel, and Ray Lamontagne.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Matthew Polly and Aqualung.

NBC opens the night with 'Dateline', followed by the SERIES PREMIERE of the fundy-friendly 'Revelations', then a FRESH 'Law & Order'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Christiane Amanpour, Jarod Miller, and Russ Meneve.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Jimmy Fallon and Lewis Black.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are David Cross, Patton Oswalt, and Akon.

ABC begins the night with a RERUN 'Lost', followed by a FRESH 'Alias', then a FRESH 'Eyes'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Anthony Anderson, David Krumholtz, and Hall & Oates.

The WB offers a FRESH 'Smallville', followed by a FRESH 'Jack & Bobby'.

Faux has a FRESH 'Simple Life: Interns', followed by the SERIES PREMIERE of 'Stacked', then a FRESH 'American Idol', followed by a FRESH 'Life On A Stick'.

UPN has a FRESH 'America's Next Top Model', followed by a RERUN 'Kevin Hill'.

A&E has 'American Justice', another 'American Justice', 'Death Detectives: LA County Coroner', 'Airline', and another 'Airline'.

AMC offers the movie 'G.I. Jane', followed by the movie 'The Silence Of The Lambs', then the movie 'City Hall'.

BBC  -   
 [2pm]    'As Time Goes By' - Episode 1;
 [2:40pm]    'Are You Being Served?' - Cold Store;
 [3:20pm]    'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 3;
 [4pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Episode 3;
 [5pm]    'What Not To Wear' - Episode 4;
 [6pm]    'BBC World News';
 [6:30pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - McCann;
 [7pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 13;
 [8pm]    'My Family' - Shrink Rap;
 [8:40pm]    'The Catherine Tate Show' - Episode 2;
 [9:20pm]    'Coupling' - The Naked Living Rooms;
 [10pm]    'Kumars at No. 42' - Richard E. Grant and Michael Parkinson;
 [10:40pm]    'Goodness Gracious Me' - Episode 3;
 [11pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 13;
 [12am]    'My Family' - Shrink Rap;
 [12:40am]    'The Catherine Tate Show' - Episode 2;
 [1:20am]    'Coupling' - The Naked Living Rooms;
 [2am]    'Kumars at No. 42' - Richard E. Grant and Michael Parkinson;
 [2:40am]    'Goodness Gracious Me' - Episode 3;
 [3am]    'My Family' - Shrink Rap;
 [3:40am]    'The Catherine Tate Show' - Episode 2;
 [4:20am]    'Coupling' - The Naked Living Rooms;
 [5am]    'Kumars at No. 42' - Richard E. Grant and Michael Parkinson;
 [5:40am]    'Goodness Gracious Me' - Episode 3;
 [6am]    'BBC World News'    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'West Wing', 'Queer Eye', 'Showdog Moms & Dads', and another 'Showdog Moms & Dads'.

Comedy Central has 'MAD TV', 'Premium Blend', 'Comedy Central Presents' (Gary Valentine), 'South Park', and a FRESH 'Con'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is John P. Avlon.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'The Last Days Of WWII', 'Band Of Brothers' (part 5 of 10), and 'Band Of Brothers' (part 6 of 10).

IFC  -   
 [6AM]    'Fear of a Black Hat' (1994);
 [7:30AM]    'IFC Short Film Collection I';
 [9:30AM]    'The Lady And The Duke' (2001);
 [11:45AM]    'Jane Eyre' (1996);
 [1:45PM]    'When The Cats Away' (1996);
 [3:15PM]    'The Lady And The Duke' (2001);
 [5:30PM]    'Jane Eyre' (1996);
 [7:30PM]    'When The Cats Away' (1996);
 [9PM]    'Auto Focus' (2002);
 [11PM]    'The General' (1998);
 [1:15AM]    'Auto Focus' (2002);
 [3AM]    'The General' (1998);
 [5:15AM]    'At The Angelika #95' (2005);
 [5:45AM]    'IFC in Theaters' (2005).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has all 'Ripley's Believe It Or Not!' all night.

Sundance  -   
 [6:30AM]    'Northfork' (Feature);
 [8:15AM]    'Life After War' (Feature);
 [9:30AM]    'A Foreign Affair' (Feature);
 [11AM]    'Shorts Program 118' (Short);
 [12PM]    'Anatomy of a Scene: Stander' (Original Production);
 [12:30PM]    'Sex in a Cold Climate' (Documentary);
 [1:30PM]    'Northfork' (Feature);
 [3:15PM]    'Stiltwalkers (les Echassiers)' (Short);
 [3:30PM]    'Swimming' (Feature);
 [5PM]    'Shorts Program 118' (Short);
 [6PM]    'Alchemy' (Feature);
 [7:40PM]    'el Octavo dia La Creacion' (Short);
 [8PM]    'The Hours' (Feature);
 [10PM]    'Dogville' (Feature);
 [1AM]    'The Purified' (Documentary);
 [2:10AM]    'The Five Obstructions' (Documentary);
 [3:40AM]    'The Perfect Human' (Short);
 [4AM]    'Alchemy' (Feature);
 [5:35AM]    'Swimming' (Feature).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM features 6 films directed by the fabulous George Cukor.
 [6am]    'The Teahouse Of The August Moon' (1956);
 [8:15am]    'The Male Animal' (1942);
 [10am]    'The Man Who Came To Dinner' (1941);
 [12pm]    'The Front Page' (1931);
 [2pm]    'The Farmer's Daughter' (1947);
 [3:45pm]    'Dinner At Eight' (1933);
 [5:45pm]    'The Women' (1939);
 [8pm]    'The Men Who Made the Movies: George Cukor' (1973);
 [9pm]    'Holiday' (1938);
 [11pm]    'The Philadelphia Story' (1940);
 [1am]    'Pat And Mike' (1952);

 [2:45am]    'Love Affair' (1939);
 [4:15am]    'Once Upon a Honeymoon' (1942).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Thursday  -  04/14

TCM pays tribute to Lee Tracy (today would have been his 107th birthday), an incredible actor who created a minor international incident by getting drunk then urinating on a passing military parade in Mexico while filming Viva Villa! in 1934, that not only got him fired from the picture, but also effectively killed his career.
 [6:15am]    'Blessed Event' (1932);
 [7:45am]    'The Strange Love Of Molly Louvain' (1932);
 [9am]    'Clear All Wires' (1933);
 [10:30am]    'Turn Back The Clock' (1933);
 [12pm]    'Wanted: Jane Turner' (1936);
 [1:15pm]    'Criminal Lawyer' (1937);
 [2:30pm]    'Fixer Dugan' (1939);
 [3:45pm]    'Millionaires In Prison' (1940);

 [5pm]    'Becky Sharp' (1935);
 [6:30pm]    'God's Country And The Woman' (1936);
 [8pm]    'House Of Wax' (1953);
 [10pm]    'It Came From Outer Space' (1953);
 [11:30pm]    'Kiss Me Kate' (1953);
 [1:30am]    'Son Of Sinbad' (1955);
 [3:15am]    'The French Line' (1954);
 [5am]    'Howard Hughes: His Women and His Movies' (2000).    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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R&B singer Alicia Keys arrives at the 'VH1 Save the Music: A Concert to Benefit The Save The Music Foundation,' in New York April 11, 2005.
Photo by Albert Ferreira
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Decries Anti-Hillary Fund-Raiser

Bill Clinton

Former President Clinton says it's "sad" that a Republican political consultant who married his male partner is raising funds to defeat Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton. But an associate says there's nothing wrong with being gay and Republican.

Arthur Finkelstein is lining up donors to help raise $10 million for a "Stop Her Now" committee to defeat the senator's 2006 re-election effort. New York magazine first reported Finkelstein's "Stop Her Now" plan in February, and a GOP operative speaking on condition of anonymity confirmed the account to The Associated Press at the time.

At a news conference Monday about his foundation's AIDS initiatives, the former president was asked whether the anti-Hillary efforts made him angry.

"Actually, I was sort of sad when I read it," he said.

"I thought, one of two things. Either this guy believes his party is not serious and is totally Machiavellian in its position, or you know, as David Brock said in his great book 'Blinded by the Right,' there's some sort of self-loathing or something. I was more sad for him."

Bill Clinton

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Performing at Fenway?

Rolling Stones

A plan to bring the Rolling Stones to Fenway Park this summer, which was unveiled at a public hearing in late March, must get approval from the city.

Mayor Tom Menino's office has said that six people spoke in favor of the concerts at the March 30 hearing - and none were opposed. Menino supports the concerts at the historic home of the Red Sox.

The licensing board, which did not take a vote, asked the Red Sox to submit a "neighborhood impact" report in 30 days. It would be the third summer concert at Fenway. Bruce Springsteen and Jimmy Buffett already have performed at the ballpark.

Rolling Stones

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Excused From N.Y. Jury Duty

Dave Letterman

Maybe the lawyer remembered that crack about the electric chair. David Letterman, who lives in North Salem, reported for jury duty Monday at the Westchester County Courthouse and was considered for a medical malpractice case. He assured the doctor's lawyer that he could be fair, but was eventually excused.

Before being excused, Letterman sat quietly, reading a book about Montana, where he has a ranch.

"I'll be serving jury duty next in Montana," he told The Journal News. "I plan to serve on jury duty in all 50 states."

Dave Letterman

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Dana Reeve, wife of late actor Christopher Reeve and chairman of the Christopher Reeve Paralysis Foundation addresses the 'Spring Into Action' rally on Capitol Hill, Tuesday, April 12, 2005. Spinal cord injury victims and their families took part in the rally to push for passage of the Christopher Reeve Paralysis Act, to search to cure spinal cord injuries.
Photo by Adele Starr
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Delivering Harvard Speech

John Lithgow

John Lithgow will deliver Harvard University's 2005 commencement speech, in a departure from the school's tradition of inviting world leaders and other dignitaries to address graduates.

Lithgow, a 1967 Harvard graduate, is the first professional artist to be Harvard's main commencement speaker since novelist Carlos Fuentes in 1983.

"Harvard's commencement platform is a very different kind of stage for me, but one I am very excited and honored to have the privilege to speak from," the 59-year-old actor said in a statement. He was announced as commencement speaker late last week.

John Lithgow

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Blames Chappelle's Show for Sign Theft

Rick James

City council candidate Rick James says having the same name as the late funk legend is no laughing matter - his campaign signs have been stolen or defaced because of a popular sketch on Comedy Central's "Chappelle's Show."

At first he was confused about the popularity of his "Vote for Rick James" signs, having never seen the show.

Friends then informed him about the sketch, in which comedian Dave Chappelle dresses as James and utters a catch phrase beginning, "I'm Rick James ... "

James, a former state mental health department worker, estimates that $600 in signs have been stolen. And with only three weeks left until the May 3 primary election, James said he's down to his last 10 signs.

Rick James

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Garland's Dress to Be Auctioned

'Wizard of Oz'

"Wizard of Oz" fanatics hoping to own the dress worn by Judy Garland in the iconic film might need to appeal to the "Great and Powerful Oz" for financial support.

The blue and white gingham dress worn by Garland when she played Dorothy Gale in 1939 is on display at Bonhams & Butterfields here, and is set to be auctioned April 26 in London. Bonhams said the dress could fetch from $50,000 to $70,000.

s will also be displayed in Los Angeles in mid-April. The auction house didn't identify the previous owner.

'Wizard of Oz'

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Checks Out Of Rehab

Billy Joel

Billy Joel has checked out of a California rehabilitation center a month after entering the facility for treatment of alcohol abuse.

The 55-year-old singer left the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, Calif., early Sunday morning, his publicist, Claire Mercuri, said in an email to The Associated Press Tuesday.

Billy Joel

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Four chess players, from left, Almira Skripchenko of France, Irina Krush of U.S.A., Schneider Veronika of Hungary and Veronika Machalova of Slovakia, pose for a photo during the press conference in Jinan, eastern China Tuesday, April 12, 2005. They are going to take part in the Women's World Chess Cup held here scheduled on April 14, 2005. Irina Krush was born in Odessa, Ukraine in 1983 and emigrated with her parents to Brooklyn, NY in 1989. she became the youngest player ever to win the US Women's Championship 1998.
Photo by Fan Changguo
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Checks Out Into Rehab

Joaquin Phoenix

Actor Joaquin Phoenix has checked into an undisclosed rehabilitation facility for treatment of alcoholism, his publicist said on Tuesday.

"He was uncomfortable with the way that he was living his life and found the courage to deal with the disease," said a statement from publicist Susan Patricola.

Phoenix checked himself into rehab two weeks ago, it said.

Joaquin Phoenix

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Playing 'Charades'

AMC

The AMC cable network said Monday that it has given the go-ahead for production of a new star-studded game show, "Celebrity Charades," the brainchild of Hollywood couple Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe.

Celebrities slated to participate on the show so far include Bebe Neuwirth, Hank Azaria, Ana Gasteyer, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Rosie Perez, Peter Bogdanovich and fashion designer Isaac Mizrahi.

In each episode, two teams of 10 celebrities will compete against each other in a game of movie-themed charades, with each star playing to raise money for his or her chosen charity.

AMC

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(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Watch Most TV

Japanese

The average level of television consumption increased on nearly every continent last year, but a new study has found that Japanese viewers watch more TV than anybody.

The newly released report from Eurodata TV Worldwide, the focus of a panel discussion at the MIPTV convention in Cannes, also found Americans' daily dose of TV climbed by three minutes last year to an average of four hours and 28 minutes -- nearly 90 minutes above the world average.

The Japanese watched the most television last year, clocking in a daily average of five hours.

Americans were second, followed by Argentinians and the Greeks, who consumed four hours and 25 minutes and four hours and four minutes, respectively.

Japanese

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An artwork containing mock 37-cent stamps showing resident Bush with a revolver pointed at his head is part of an exhibit at Columbia College's Glass Curtain Gallery titled 'Axis of Evil, the Secret History of Sin' Tuesday, April, 12, 2005 in Chicago. The exhibit captured the attention of the Secret Service who sent agents to inspect the works last week according to gallery officials.
Photo by M. Spencer Green
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Reveals Pregnancy

Britney Spears

Britney Spears has revealed what might be Hollywood's worst-kept secret: She's pregnant. In a posting on her Web site, Spears told fans that she and husband, Kevin Federline, were expecting their first child together. Her publicist, Sonia Muckle, confirmed the singer's pregnancy Tuesday but refused to provide additional details.

"The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together," the singer said. "There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend, and Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers."

Britney Spears

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Marketing director Laurie Grant, left, and Doctor Arthur K. Asbury, president of the College of Physicians of Philadelphia, stand by a collection of skulls at the Mutter Museum, Tuesday, April 5, 2005, in Philadelphia. Fans of the museum, known around the world for its collection of preserved organs in jars, deformed skeletons, and lifelike wax casts of astounding medical maladies, will soon get to see more of what they love about the medical museum. The institution is opening a new gallery in memoryof its longtime director and biggest booster, Gretchen Worden. It is expected to be completed by July 1.
Photo by George Widman
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Where The Money Is

Ageing Rockers

Middle-aged musicians who have neither burned out nor faded away -- yet may be some years past their creative peaks -- are pulling in the real money in today's topsy-turvy music industry.

In the young person's game that is popular music, the top of Rolling Stone magazine's 2004 money list is dominated by artists of a certain age like Metallica and Rod Stewart.

To find a group on Rolling Stone's list that has been around for less than 10 years, you have to go down to Linkin Park at No. 9.

The rock band trails artists such as Prince and Madonna, who both had blockbuster tours, and Jimmy Buffett, who released his first fully-fledged country album in 2004 but more importantly has a lucrative string of "Margaritaville" chain restaurants.

Artists dubbed "heritage acts" like Simple Minds, Iron Maiden and Bryan Adams still enjoy avid fan bases and are making good money and playing big concert dates.

Ageing Rockers

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A South Korean Buddhist attaches his name card to a lantern to celebrate the upcoming birthday of Buddha which is slated for May 15, at the Chogye temple in Seoul, Tuesday, April 12, 2005.
Photo by Ahn Young-joon
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Charged With Murder

Closet Lover

A man was beaten to death after catching his wife's lover living in a closet in their home, police said Tuesday. Rafael DeJesus Rocha-Perez, 35, was charged with homicide in the slaying of 44-year-old Jeffrey A. Freeman over the weekend.

Freeman's wife had allowed Rocha-Perez to live in a closet of the Freemans' four-bedroom home for about a month without her husband's knowledge, police said. On Sunday, her husband heard Rocha-Perez snoring and discovered him, authorities said.

Freeman ordered his wife to get the man out of the house while he went for a walk, authorities said. Martha Freeman told authorities that when her husband returned, Rocha-Perez confronted him with a shotgun, forced him into a bathroom and bludgeoned him.

The Freemans were co-owners of a company that does background checks for apartment rental and job applicants.

Closet Lover


This reminded me of an old Shirley MacLaine movie - The Bliss of Mrs. Blossom (1968) (but it has a much happier ending).
The film is (loosely) based on a real incident - in the late 1910s and early 1920s, Dolly Oesterreich kept her lover, Otto Sanhuber in the attic where he lived for many years. Her husband Fred ran a company that made aprons. Otto even moved with the couple from Milwaukee to Los Angeles.
For the rest of the story of Dolly, Otto & Fred (which has an eerily similar ending to the 'Closet Lover').

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A Paphiopedilum orchid stands on display in bloom at the 25th Annual New York International Orchid Show at Rockefeller Center in New York City, April 12, 2005. More than 70 international exhibitors from around the world will showcase some 50,000-75,000 orchids in competition and for sale at the show, which runs through April 17.
Photo by Mike Segar
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The idea is to have fun.

Do you have something to say?
Anything that increased your blood pressure, or, even better, amused or entertained?

Do you have a great album no one's heard?
How about a favorite TV show, movie, book, play, cartoon, or legal amusement?
A popular artist that just plain pisses you off?
A box set the whole world should own?
Vile, filthy rumors about Republican musicians?
Just plain vile, filthy rumors?
This is your place.

(In other words, submissions are welcome.)


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