Bartcop Entertainment - Tuesday, 8 July, 2003

Tuesday

8 July, 2003

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Issue #62

Disinfotainment Today

By Michael Dare


"All the news that plugs up your butt so you can hibernate during the winter"

Issue #62
is brought to you by



Calling All Homeless Writers
 
Win this essay contest and you get a log home with 32+ acres of real estate high up in the San Juan National Forest in the Rocky Mountains of Colorado. Write 200 words on why you'd like to own it, pay $100 to enter, and you've got a shot. (You saw this sort of thing in the film The Spitfire Grill.)
 
Here are two entries that are 200 words (exactly!). Pick one and pay for me to enter and if I win, you get to spend weekends.
 
Essay #1
 
The distance between rich and poor in this country has never been greater. This house is now and will remain a dream house for most Americans, not because it's splendid but because the very idea of owning property can never be more than a dream. Never before in history have so few rich owned such a large percentage of everything, with a cast iron grip. To be poor in America is to be overwhelmed with the hopelessness of your situation. If you're poor anywhere else in the world, you might not feel so bad because everyone else is poor too. You don't know any better. But in America, the rich rub our noses in it. Every day, on TV, in magazines and newspapers, we see people living in splendor that we will never achieve. The door to a better life isn't just locked, it's barricaded. We live in the land of the expensive and the home of the privileged, where everything is unaffordable to the vast majority. Owning property? Ha! A dream. Never happen. Get your head out of the clouds, they tell us. Except for you. You want to put our heads IN the clouds, and we appreciate it.
 
Essay #2
 
My dady was killed in Vietnam and I never met him but my unkul came back and married my mom but he inhaled two much agent orange and died so my mom sold me to a Muslum brothel where they cut out my clitoris and sold it to the Chinese. Now I can't have an orgasm no matter how much sex I have with anyone I meet in the street wear I sleep in the gutter and eat rotten food from trash cans behind Italian restaurants. Luckily, the smell from the gangrene in my feet keeps the rats away from my baby which I'm raising in a dumpster. Maybe I did to much crak when I was pregnant but he keeps coughing up blood and you can see his brain throo the membrane where his skull should be and I can't afford the opperation to fix him so I jsut do more crak. Someone stole my emty refrijerator crate so now we're sleeping in an emty refrijerator witch isn't as cumfortable because the lite doesn't go off when I close the door. Boy, it shoor wood be nice to live in the forest wear I cood catch chipmunks to eat.
 
Vietnam Redux
 
The last time I checked the ticker at Cost of War in Iraq, it was at $71,327,736,904.

Apology of the Week

I'd like to apologize to everyone who was offended by my cavalier use of the word "fuck" last week in my article about those assholes at the RIAA. I normally don't use the word "fuck" that much but last week I was so pissed off that "fuck" was the only word to adequately describe my frustration. It won't fuckin' happen again.

Picture Gallery of the Week
 
Long before Photoshop, wacko photographers were already putting together insane photos for postcards. Check out this gallery of classic trick photography from another century.
 
Fake Headlines of the Week


GAY PRIDE DAY CELEBRATED NATIONWIDE:
Even Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas (above) gets into the spirit.
- Ironic Times -

CHARLIES ANGELS WORSE THAN ORIGINALLY FEARED
Bad-movie Alert Raised to Orange

- The Borowitz Report -

Naughty Children Fund Terrorists
- The Daily Bull -

Iraq Converted Legal Short Range Missiles Into WMD's By Stuffing Them With Cork
- The Daily Hog -

Bush Asks Congress For $30 Billion To Help Fight War On Criticism
- The Onion -
 
Condi Rice Gives "War and Peace" to Bush, Rubik's Cube to Fish
- The Specious Report -

Google Smackdown of the Week


vs.


and the winner is...

Bush by 1,836.

I Feel So Much Safer Now

Polish Foreign Minister Wlodzimierz Cimoszewicz has admitted that the only reason his country signed on to the coalition against Iraq was that we bribed them by offering a deal with Halliburton.
 
Meteorologist Hank Brandli has discovered we're already surreptitiously stealing Iraqi oil by pumping it through Kuwait.
 
At least 19 American soldiers were wounded in an attack on a US base in Iraq, and another US soldier was killed in an assault on his convoy in Baghdad, specifically in response to taunts from the unelected idiot.
 
To confuse the already traumatized Iraqi populace even further, the "temporary" regime has continued to print currency bearing the picture of Saddam!
 
Are you an American citizen? Congratulations, you're guilty of bribery. Though the news reads "The United States on Tuesday declared almost 50 countries ineligible for military aid, including Colombia and six nations seeking NATO membership, because they back the International Criminal Court and have not exempted Americans from possible prosecution," the whole media got it backwards. The way it's supposed to read is "The United States on Tuesday declared that it would give military aid to countries that refuse to back the International Criminal Court, thereby exempting Americans from possible prosecution."  Bribery, clean and simple.
 
American high schools are turning into prisons.
 
Warmongers 'R' Us
 
This online documentary about the Carlysle Group will never get shown on American television because it is absolutely guaranteed to piss you off. Evidence and testimony proving we are living under the most corrupt administration in U.S. history.
 
Merriam-Webster Agrees
 
Main Entry: corruption
Pronunciation: k&-'r&p-sh&n
Function: noun
Date: 14th century
1 a : impairment of integrity, virtue, or moral principle : DEPRAVITY b : DECAY, DECOMPOSITION c : inducement to wrong by improper or unlawful means (as bribery)
 
Internet Doohickeys of the Week
 
Okay, it's sincere and patriotic, but don't hold that against it. This is a beautiful 4th of July greeting card.
 
Go to http://www.google.com and do a search for the following: "weapons of mass destruction." Click on the "I'm feeling lucky" button instead of the "Google Search" button. Read.
 
The War Against Plants
 
"You've got a huge truck full of onions, let's say. And underneath it you've got 3,000 pounds of marijuana. Now try to smell 3,000 pounds of marijuana that's wrapped on top of 10 tons of onions."
- Lieutenant Rick Middleton of the Tucson Police Department: Getting High off NAFTA -
 
"Make up your mind, Lieutenant. Is the marijuana "underneath" or "on top of" the onions?"
- Xarvon, alien investigator -
 
20/20 Hindsight
 
Hey, remember all those terrorist hacker attacks yesterday, Sunday, July 6th? Aren't you glad we were warned about them?

Poster of the Week
 
Print out Arianna Huffington's Wanted for Ripping Off America poster from her incredible book Pigs at the Trough and post it around town. (Guaranteed to make you angry. Almost too much to bare how much we've been ripped off by scum.)
 
Don't Take My Word For It
 
"Even for a man who has made some of the stupidest, most ill-advised, poorly thought out and badly constructed off the cuff comments ever uttered by a high ranking government official, this was way over the line. For George Bush to declare that 'we have sufficient forces' in place to handle any armed threat from Iraqi insurrectionists so 'bring them on' is so lacking in common sense, so devoid of compassion for those effected by the statement, so willful a display of ignorance of how such a comment will be interpreted by both foe and friend alike that it can be considered nothing but indisputable evidence that he is by temperament and intellect grotesquely unsuited for the office. For a man who has never heard a shot fired in anger to stand in a public forum and deliberately goad others to take violent action against the men and women he is directly responsible for is an abomination. How dare he be so callous? How dare he be so hypocritical? How dare he be so stupid?"
- Mike Shannon: Mr President, how dare you? -
 
"I am happy to report that Ann Coulter has lost her mind."
- Richard Cohen: Crackpot Conservatism -
 
"Astute observers noticed right away that there were no Arabic sounding names on any of the flight manifests of the planes that crashed on that day. A list of names on a piece of paper is not evidence, but an autopsy by a pathologist is. I undertook by FOIA request, to obtain that autopsy list and you are invited to view it below. Guess what? Still no Arabs on the list."
- Thomas R. Olmsted, MD: Autopsy: No Arabs on Flight 77 -
 
"The Americans are behind the power cuts and the ensuing chaos... because this will give them a pretext to stay in Iraq forever."
- An unnamed Baghdad shop owner, repeating a popular Iraqi conspiracy theory -
 
"There is no such thing as a Palestinian people... It is not as if we came and threw them out and took their country. They didn't exist." 
- Golda Meir: Israeli Prime Minister, June 15, 1969 -
 
"Even if a person traveling in a strange country has all his own supplies with him, he should not eat and drink what he brought with him. Instead, he should buy what he needs from the local shopkeepers in order to improve trade."
- Tanhuma bar Abba: 4th century Palestinian rabbi -
 
"The watcher is who you really are. The watcher is content and peaceful, and is unattached to things happening in a certain way. It just watches whatever happens with curiosity, including watching the mental/emotional ego-based 'you' doing things, wanting things, creating things, feeling things, and so on. When looked at from this perspective, all the typical things of life still go on, but you aren't so caught up in how they turn out because you have this underlying realization that these things are not what you are. Instead, you realize that you are the one who serenely and objectively watches them happen. Ironically, the doing part of you, when you watch it, rather than identify with it, does a much better job of doing, and the results it creates are almost always better. And, ironically, you are no longer attached to whether or not the results turn out in a certain way. It's as if the doer is a character in a play, and the watcher is the actor who plays the character. As the actor, you know it's just a play, so no matter what the script says, you can just enjoy being in the play, watch it all with wonder and awe and enjoyment as you act it out, and enjoy the challenge of being the best possible actor."
- Bill Harris: Director Centerpointe Research Institute -
 
"Life is a God-damned, stinking, treacherous game and nine hundred and ninety-nine men out of a thousand are bastards."
- Theodore Dreiser -
 
"I think its dangerous to teach history. I think we have to educate our children to develop their imagination more than their memory. We don't have so much to remember, and actually what we remember is how to forget. What do we really remember? This war and that war, who killed whom and why. History is basically written with red ink. It's a history of killing. Maybe there was a need for it because people made a living out of the land and people were fighting for the land. Today, when you live on science and technology, you don't need wars. You don't need killings. So I believe I would prefer to educate the children to learn the history of the future, not the history of the past."
- Shimon Peres, ex-Prime Minister of Israel, creator of the Peace Research Institute, in Oliver Stone's new documentary Persona Non Grata (Major film on HBO! See it!) -
 
"Is there anything more pitiful than the continued media discussion of how Democratic candidates 'lack the stature' necessary to take on Bush? The man stole office, has presided over the looting of the Treasury for private interests, he has encouraged the corporate rape of the environment, he was on an extended vacation while terrorists prepared to savagely strike the nation for which he was responsible, he then went Barney Fife on 9/11 and headed for Nebraska while the East Coast burned, next he employed the assaults as justification for authoritarian destruction of civil liberties, and we now know his entire premise to engage this nation in what is now a quagmire in Iraq was based on wholesale lies and I don't care what anyone says he is still dumber than a rock - BUT WE HAVE TO LISTEN TO PEOPLE DISCUSS THIS CRIMINAL AS IF HE POSSESSES FORMIDABLE STATURE? Who would the media geniuses have the Dems run to match up with Bush stature-wise? Tony Soprano? You know who has absolutely no stature at all? Any media wag that matter of factly implies Bush is a man of legitimate stature."
 
"I thought we were holding our own until this week, and now I'm not sure. If we don't get this  operation moving soon, the opposition will continue to grow, and we will have a much larger problem."
- Richard M. Atchison: Central Command, Experts Question Depth of Victory -
 
"I hope we shall crush in its birth the aristocracy of our moneyed corporations, which dare already to challenge our government to a trial of strength and bid defiance to the laws of our country." 
- Thomas Jefferson -
 
"The real truth of the matter is, as you and I know, that a financial element in the large centers has owned the government of the U.S. since the days of Andrew Jackson." 
- Franklin D. Roosevelt -
 
"That human life must be some kind of mistake is sufficiently proved by the simple observation that man is a compound of needs which are hard to satisfy; that their satisfaction achieves nothing but a painless condition in which he is only given over to boredom."
- Arthur Schopenhauer -
 
"Knowledge will forever govern ignorance, and a people who mean to be their own governors, must arm themselves with the power knowledge gives."
- James Madison -
 
"Life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed by the desire of changing his bed. One would prefer to suffer near the fire, and another is certain he would get well if he were by the window."
- Charles Baudelaire -
 
"In the great game of human life one begins by being a dupe and ends by being a rogue."
- Voltaire -
 
"If a man could understand all the horror of the lives of ordinary people who are turning round in a circle of insignificant interests and insignificant aims, if he could understand what they are losing, he would understand that there can be only one thing that is serious for him - to escape from the general law, to be free. What can be serious for a man in prison who is condemned to death? Only one thing: how to save himself, how to escape: nothing else is serious."
- G. I. Gurdjieff -
 
"The Bush Administration no longer flaunts its contempt for nation-building abroad, but it remains resolutely hostile to nation-building at home. Its domestic policy consists almost solely of a never-ending campaign to reduce the taxes of the very rich."
- Hendrik Hertzberg: The New Yorker, Building Nations -
 
"Every law is an infraction of liberty."
- Jeremy Bentham -
 
"Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful."
- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche -
 
"It is better to have loafed and lost than never having loafed at all."
- James Thurber -
 
"Personally, I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught."
- Winston Churchill -
 
"Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance."
- Robert Quillan -
 
"To the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name 'knowledge'."
- Ambrose Bierce"
 
"Liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them."
- Lenny Bruce -
 
"The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe."
- Peter De Vries -
 
"Not a shred of evidence exists in favour of the idea that life is serious."
- Brendan Gill -
 
"Life is not for everyone."
- Michael O'Donoghue -
 
"There's nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure."
- Ross MacDonald -
 
"After several years teaching high school, I've heard all the excuses. I didn't get my homework done because my computer crashed, because my project partner didn't do their part, because I feel sick, because I left it on the bus, because I had a dance recital, because I was abducted by aliens and viciously probed. Houdini doesn't have as many tricks. No one on earth is more inventive than a high school sophomore backed into a corner and faced with a zero on an assignment. No one, perhaps, except Bush administration officials forced now to account for their astounding claims made since September 2002 regarding Iraq's alleged weapons program."
- William Rivers Pitt: The Dog Ate My WMDs -

"There is now evidence that what the world is witnessing is a cold and calculated war plan - at least four years in the making - and that, from reading Brzezinski's own words about Pearl Harbor, the World Trade Center attacks were just the trigger needed to set the final conquest in motion."
- Michael C. Ruppert: How Stupid Do They Think We Are? -
 
"Last week in Manhattan, President Bush attended a fund-raiser and the crowd began yelling, 'Four more years.' Apparently, the crowd was guessing how much longer we would be looking for weapons of mass destruction."
- Conan O'Brien -
 
"People who can't laugh at themselves are those who most often laugh at others."
- Noah ben Shea -

Mr. Conspiracy Says...

A good case can be made for the fact that the biggest enemy of mankind right now is China. Check out the China Support Network and find out why you should boycott any goods that say "Made in China." Your money is fueling slave labor, children who are locked into factories at 12 cents a day to make your Christmas gifts, not to mention a nuclear superpower whose philosophy hasn't changed one iota since the massacre at Tiananmen Square. Not only that, but the government can't possibly keep track of what you're NOT buying.
 
Cartoon of the Week

 
Quiz from Hell
 
Before the war: Saddam Hussein brutalized his own people.
 
After the war: Saddam Hussein can't brutalize his own people. Since he has nothing better to do, he's spending his time planning attacks on Americans.
 
The war was:
 
a) a rousing success making the world a safer place.
b) a dismal failure making the world a more dangerous place.
 
The War Against Ourselves

The White House came out against doubling the $6,000 gratuity paid to families of troops who die on active duty.
 
Everything Else

Mandatory reading: The BuzzFlash Declaration of Independence for 2003.
 
Instead of just deleting spam, why not write them back? Check out these hilarious conversations with the writers of Nigerian con letters.
 
If you're interested in a site that asks some pretty hard questions about the nature of reality, check out The Spiritual Arena.
 
Do you use a cellular phone? Congratulations, you're helping fund Congo genocide.
 
The United States is having a bad air day.
 
Go here, type in your phone number, and give telemarketers the heave-ho.
 

Contact George W. Bush - president@whitehouse.gov
Contact Saddam Hussein - press@uruklink.net (might bounce)
Contact Kim Jong Il - eng-info@kcna.co.jp
Contact Jacques Chirac - france-presse@un.int
Contact the Pope - accreditamenti@pressva.va
Embassy of France in the US: 202-944-6000
German Embassy in the US: 202-298-4000
Embassy of the Russian Federation: 202-298-5700
Embassy of the People's Republic of China: 202-328-2500
White House switchboard: (202) 456-1414
Contact your Senator -
http://www.senate.gov/senators/senator_by_state.cfm
Contact your Representative -
http://www.house.gov/house/MemberWWW.html
House and Senate switchboard: (202) 224-3121
Links to Central Government Agencies - http://www.firstgov.gov/
 
 

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

THE DODGY DOSSIER, OR POODLE DROPPINGS

WHEN IDIOTS RULE

BEWARE THE FASCIST IN PACHYDERM CLOTHES

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Sunny, but not as hot as it's gonna get.

Had to bump some mail - page was getting too big. Guess that's why there's tomorrow.   ; )

Had to make an extra run to Reptiles Unlimited for more crickets. Jo, the (remaining) lizard must be getting ready to molt, again.



Tonight, Tuesday, CBS starts the evening with the Season Premiere of 'Big Brother 4', followed by a RERUN 'The Guardian', then a RERUN 'Judging Amy'.
On a RERUN Dave are Juliette Binoche, Joe Queenan, and Blur.
On a RERUN Craiggers are Carl Reiner and Kelly Clarkson.

NBC opens the night with a FRESH 'Dog Eat Dog', followed by a FRESH 'Last Comic Standing', then 'Dateline'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jay are James Woods, Kristanna Loken, and Evanescence.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Jake Johannsen and Fran Drescher.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Famke Jassen and Finch.

ABC starts the evening with a RERUN '8 Simple Rules', followed by a RERUN 'Bonnie', then a RERUN 'Jim', followed by a RERUN 'Less Than Perfect', then a RERUN 'NYPD Blue'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Chris Spencer and Tower of Power Horns, with this week's guest co-host Zach Galifianakis.

The WB offers a RERUN 'Gilmore Girls' and a RERUN 'Smallville'.

Faux has a FRESH 'American Juniors' followed by a FRESH 'Keen Eddie'.

UPN has a FRESH 'America's Next Top Model', followed by the Season Finale of 'America's Next Top Model'.

A&E has 'Biography' (The Munsters), followed by 'Cold Case Files'.

AMC offers the movie 'Castle Keep', followed by the movie 'In Harm's Way', then the movie 'Midway'.

BBC  -    [7pm] 'Ground Force' - Basingstoke;    [7:30pm] 'Changing Rooms' - Penistone;    [8pm] 'Changing Rooms' - Ashford;    [8:30pm] 'Changing Rooms' - Eltham;    [9pm] 'Ground Force' - Thuro;    [9:30pm] 'Ground Force' - Garforth;    [10pm] 'What Not To Wear' - Claire;    [10:30pm] 'What Not To Wear' - Hayley;    [11pm] 'So Graham Norton' - Cher, Jessica Wallace, Andrea Corr;    [12am] 'Ground Force' - Thuro;    [12:30am] 'Ground Force' - Garforth;    [1am] 'What Not To Wear' - Claire;    [1:30am] 'What Not To Wear' - Hayley;    [2am] 'Changing Rooms' - Ashford;    [2:30am] 'Changing Rooms' - Eltham ;    and    [3am] 'So Graham Norton' - Cher, Jessica Wallace, Andrea Corr.     (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has the movie 'The Untouchables', followed by the movie 'The Untouchables'.

Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Tony Snow.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'Deep Sea Detectives', 'Nature Tech', and more 'Modern Marvels'.

MTV has a FRESH 'The Osbournes'.

SciFi has 'In Search Of', followed by 'In Search Of', then 'Beyond Bizarre', followed by another 'Beyond Bizarre'.

TCM celebrates Texas by day & Charlie Chaplin all night.    [6am] 'Ride, Ranger, Ride' (1936);    [7:30am] 'Badman's Territory' (1946);    [9:30 am] 'Texas Carnival' (1951);    [11am] 'Lone Star' (1952);    [1pm] 'Boom Town' (1940);    [3pm] 'Terror In A Texas Town' (1958);    [4:30 pm] 'Giant' (1956);    [8pm] 'Chaplin Today: Modern Times' (2003);    [8:30pm] 'Modern Times' (1936);    [10pm] 'Chaplin Today: Limelight' (2003);    [10:30pm] 'Limelight' (1952);    [1am] 'Chaplin Today: The Gold Rush' (2003);    [1:30am] 'The Gold Rush' (1925);    [3am] 'Tramp and the Dictator' (2002);    and    [4am] 'The Great Dictator' (1940).      (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Earth, Wind, and Fire members, from left, Verdine White, Maurice White, Philip Bailey and Ralph Johnson, leave their hand imprints at the Hollywood Rock Walk at a ceremony in the Hollywood area of Los Angeles, Monday, July 7, 2003.
Photo by Matt Sayles

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The Information One-Stop

Moose & Squirrel

Moose & Squirrel Information One-Stop

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MSGOP Finally Fires

Michael 'Savage' Weiner

MSNBC on Monday fired Michael Savage for anti-gay comments.

"His comments were extremely inappropriate and the decision was an easy one," MSNBC spokesman Jeremy Gaines said.

The incident that resulted in his firing began innocently enough. Savage was taking viewer phone calls about airline horror stories, and a male caller began talking about smoking in the bathroom.

"Half an hour into the flight, I need to suggest that Don and Mike take your ..." the caller said, before he was cut off and his words became unintelligible.

"So you're one of those sodomists. Are you a sodomite?" Savage asked.

The caller replied: "Yes, I am."

"Oh, you're one of the sodomites," Savage said. "You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if you can sue me, you pig. You got nothing better than to put me down, you piece of garbage. You have got nothing to do today, go eat a sausage and choke on it."

He asked for another phone caller who "didn't have a nice night in the bathhouse who's angry at me today."

Michael 'Savage' Weiner

video of Michael 'Savage' Weiner losing it

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Defends Townshend

Roger Daltrey

Who vocalist Roger Daltrey has leapt to the defense of guitarist Pete Townshend, calling his arrest for child pornography a "witch hunt."

"If this was the Sixties, more people would see this witch hunt for what it is and start a protest," Daltrey told the Daily Telegraph in an interview on Monday.

"It's about having some control over our lives and not letting the police do whatever they want," he added.

"He was treated as though he was guilty of the worst crimes and crucified without a trial by people with no accountability. It's a disgrace. Everything they did to him was appalling."

Roger Daltrey

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Lee, Viacom Settle Name Issue

Spike

Movie director Spike Lee and Viacom Inc . on Monday settled a legal fight over whether the U.S. media conglomerate can rename its TNN cable network "Spike TV," Lee's attorney said, apparently allowing Viacom to proceed with a name change.

Details of the settlement were not disclosed, with Lee's attorney, Terry Gross, saying only, "The case is settled."

At about the same time as the attorney made his statement, a New York judge lifted an injunction he issued last month that had barred Viacom from using the "Spike" name.

Manhattan Supreme Court Judge Walter Tolub issued the injunction blocking the name change on June 12.

Both sides were ordered to appear in court before Tolub Tuesday morning.

It was expected that details would be announced at that time, along with information about any connection between the judicial order and the settlement.

Spike

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Former U.S President Bill Clinton addresses the media, after he and Irish Prime Minister Bertie Ahern signed an agreement for cooperaion between the Government's aid programme, Development Cooperation Ireland and the Clinton Foundation on fighting HIV/AIDS in developing countries, at Government Buildings in Dublin, Monday July 7, 2003.
Photo by John Cogill

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Of Boobs & Boots

Prince Charles

Prince Charles caused red faces all round when he made two right-Royal gaffes at the Party in the Park in London. First he told sexy R&B star Beyonce Knowles: "Between you and me I think Wills fancies you" then he asked Liberty X's Michelle Heaton: "How heavy are your boobs? Oh, sorry, I mean boots!"

Beyonce was next to him in the Royal seats when he told her: "Both of my sons have your album" and went on to spill the beans about 21-year-old William finding her bootylicious.

Charles' second heart-stopping moment came when he moved backstage to meet many of the other acts.

Michelle was wearing heavy army boots - and it is claimed he meant to ask her about them but got his "bs" and "ts" mixed up.

Prince Charles

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Carrying On Father's Legacy

Jean-Michel Cousteau

Explorer Jean-Michel Cousteau has set off on a six-week filmmaking expedition to the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands, carrying on his father's legacy of bringing images of far-flung places into the homes of millions.

Cousteau and his 19-member crew left Sunday and will travel throughout the 1,200-mile island chain, filming for a public television special, "Voyage to Kure," expected to air in fall 2004.

His work continues the tradition of his father, Jacques Cousteau, whose films and television programs made him a household name. The elder discoverer died in 1997.

The Searcher will make stops at Midway Island, French Frigate Shoals, Gardner Pinnacles, Maro Reef, Pearl and Hermes Atoll and Raita Bank, making its last stop at Kure Island.

Jean-Michel Cousteau

Ocean Futures Society

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Supporting Kucinich

Willie Nelson

Willie Nelson has pledged his support of Democratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich, and plans to stage fundraising concerts for his campaign.

"He stands up for heartland Americans who are too often overlooked and unheard," Nelson says in a statement posted on the Ohio Congressman's campaign Web site (http://thespiritoffreedom.com/). "Big corporations are well-represented in Washington, but Dennis Kucinich is a rare Congressman of conscience and bravery who fights for the un-represented.

"Dennis champions individual privacy, safe food laws and family farmers," adds Nelson, who is the co-founder of Farm Aid along with Neil Young and John Mellencamp. The organization's annual fundraising concert will take place Sept. 7 in Germain, Ohio.

"I normally do not get too heavily involved in politics, but this is more about getting involved with America than with politics," he adds. "I plan to do concerts to benefit the campaign." No events in conjunction with the campaign have yet been announced.

Willie Nelson

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

bartcook

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Crickey - Baby News

Maya Rose Corwin

Jeff Corwin, the host of Animal Planet's "The Jeff Corwin Experience" and his wife, Natasha, on Monday announced the birth of their daughter, Maya Rose.

The baby was born early Sunday morning in Massachusetts and weighed 7 pounds, 8 ounces. It's the first child for Corwin, 35, and his 29-year-old wife, who've been married since 1994.

Maya Rose Corwin

Animal Planet Web site

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Cast members of the 'Battle of Buccaneer Bay' show signal the crowd after the 16,334th and final performance of the famous show, at the Treasure Island Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada, late July 6, 2003. About 35 million people have seen the show since it debuted on October 26, 1993. MGM Mirage announced it would replace the pirate battle in October with a revamped $2 million show, called 'Sirens of TI', featuring sexy women dueling renegade pirates. The change is part of a planned overall transformation of the resort so it will become thought of as more of an adult hotspot and less of a family destination. This plan includes the removal of the skull-and-bones marquee on the Las Vegas Strip and replacing it with a neon 'TI' sign.
Photo by Ethan Miller

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1st Edition Found

'Pride And Prejudice'

A book expert working in Scotland has found a rare first edition of Jane Austen's best-known book "Pride And Prejudice," his second such find in a year.

John Sibbald made the find while sifting through thousands of books inherited by a London-based client.

He also found copies of Austen's "Northanger Abbey," second edition copies of "Sense and Sensibility" and early William Wordsworth poems.

Last year, Sibbald found a "Pride And Prejudice" first edition at a car boot sale which later sold for more than $66,000.

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Wedding News

McComb - Van Der Beek

James Van Der Beek, who starred as hopeless romantic Dawson Leery on "Dawson's Creek" for six years, married actress Heather McComb over the holiday weekend in an outdoor ceremony in Malibu.

Guests at Saturday's ceremony included Van Der Beek's "Dawson's Creek" castmates Michelle Williams, Meredith Monroe, Busy Philipps, Hal Ozsan and Mary-Margaret Humes, along with fellow actors Soleil Moon Frye, Teri Polo, Essence Atkins and Eric Balfour.

Van Der Beek's uncle, a recently licensed minister, performed the ceremony. The groom's brother, Jared, was the best man, and the bride's sister, Jennifer, was the maid of honor.

McComb - Van Der Beek

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Comic Book Superhero

Princess Di

Britain's Princess Diana will be reincarnated as a mutant comic book superhero this fall, according to publisher Marvel Comics.

The character will appear in a five-series storyline called "Di Another Day" in Marvel's "X-Statix" monthly comic, a spinoff from its popular X-Men, Marvel spokesman Brian Reinert said on Monday.

The first of the comic books will go on sale on Sept. 10.

A Buckingham Palace spokesman has called the idea "utterly appalling" and a "cheap attempt to cash in on Diana's fame and the tragic circumstances surrounding her death."

Princess Di

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Remy Martin's Contribution

Space Cognac

Cognac fashioned for astronauts will be the drink of choice for Gilles Elkaim on his voyage to the Arctic, the French explorer told reporters in Moscow.

The cognac, produced by Remy Martin and dubbed Remy Space, is packed in a thermal-protected container equipped with a straw and a reducing agent that allow the cognac to be drunk in weightlessness or extremely low temperatures, Alain Fournier-Sicre of the European Space Agency (ESA) explained.

Elkaim, who had been travelling alone across the Arctic since May 2000, has already covered some 10,000 kilometers in a kayak and a sleigh, a voyage that he confessed to AFP lacked only two things -- "good Bordeaux wine and French cheese."

The explorer, whose efforts are funded by the ESA, is intent on crossing Europe and Asia by way of the North Pole and the Bering straits in three summers and three winters.

Space Cognac

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A Chinese girl stands in a sculpture of a dinosaur's jaws at an exhibition of sculptures with the theme of environmental protection in Beijing Sunday July 6, 2003. About 100 sculptures are on display in the 30 day exhibition, which, organizers say, aims to encourage a 'spirit of harmonious coexistance with nature among the public.'
Photo by Greg Baker

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Mold Forces Family From Home

Ted Nugent

Rocker Ted Nugent's family had to move to one of his northern Michigan cabins after their home became contaminated with mold, his wife said.

Shemane Nugent said the contamination apparently stems from a water leak in the roof of the home near Jackson where the family lived for more than a decade.

"It's been an absolute nightmare," Shemane Nugent, who moved with the couple's 12-year-old son, Rocco, told The Macomb Daily of Mount Clemens. "We've been told that we can't go back in there, that there's mold ... throughout the house."

Ted Nugent

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Diamonds Brighten Singer's Smile

Monica

Monica's smile is brighter than most, but it's not just because of her pearly whites — the singer had diamonds implanted in two of her teeth.

The 22-year-old R&B singer had diamonds placed on her lower teeth a couple years ago. While plenty of rappers have made gold or platinum teeth popular, diamonds seem a bit unusual, but Monica doesn't think it's a big deal.

"People up here (in New York) don't wear gold teeth, platinum teeth and all that stuff as much as we do in the South," the Atlanta resident told The Associated Press in a recent interview.

"It's kind of like our own thing that we do. But instead of me getting a gold tooth or platinum tooth, I just got a diamond tooth, because that's what I like."

Monica

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In Memory

Traynor Ora Halftown

Traynor Ora Halftown, who was the host of a children's show on Philadelphia television for nearly half a century, died Saturday. He was 86.

WPVI-TV, the station that aired his show, "Chief Halftown," reported the cause of death as diabetes.

A Seneca Indian, Halftown was born in Buffalo, N.Y., grew up in Jamestown, N.Y., and served in the Army in World War II before moving to Philadelphia.

"Chief Halftown," which ran from the early 1950s to the late 1990s, featured Halftown in a feathered headdress and a brocaded vest introducing cartoons and live amateur acts. In between those segments, he tried to show children what American Indians are really like, noting that Western movies tended to offer unrealistic portrayals.

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In Memory

Christian Rudolph 'Buddy' Ebsen

Buddy Ebsen, the loose-limbed dancer turned Hollywood actor who achieved stardom and riches in the television series "The Beverly Hillbillies" and "Barnaby Jones," has died, a hospital official said Monday. He was 95.

Ebsen died Sunday morning at Torrance Memorial Medical Center in Torrance, said Pam Hope, an administrative nursing supervisor. He had been admitted to the hospital, near his home in Palos Verdes Estates, last month for treatment of an undisclosed illness.

Ebsen and his sister Vilma danced through Broadway shows and MGM musicals of the 1930s. When she retired, Ebsen continued on his own, dancing with Shirley Temple and turning dramatic actor.

Except for an allergy to aluminum paint, he would have been one of the Yellow Brick Road quartet in the classic "The Wizard of Oz." After 10 days of filming, Ebsen, playing the Tin Man, fell ill because of the aluminum makeup on his skin and was replaced by Jack Haley.

Television brought Ebsen's amiable personality to the home screen, first as Fess Parker's sidekick in "Davy Crockett."

As Jed Clampett, the easygoing head of a newly rich Ozark family plunked down in snooty Beverly Hills, Ebsen became a national favorite. While scorned by most critics, "The Beverly Hillbillies" attracted as many as 60 million viewers on CBS between 1962 and 1971.

Ebsen returned to series TV in 1973 as "Barnaby Jones," a private investigator forced out of retirement to solve the murder of his son Hal, who had taken over the business.

Ebsen, who was 6 feet 3, jerked sodas until he landed a chorus job in the 1928 "Whoopee," starring Eddie Cantor. The dancer sent for his sister Vilma and they formed a dancing team that played vaudeville, supper clubs and shows such as "Flying Colors" and "Ziegfeld Follies."

A screen test led to an MGM contract for the dance team, and they were a hit in "Broadway Melody of 1936." Buddy's style was far removed from that of the reigning dance king of films, Fred Astaire. The angular Ebsen moved with a smooth, sliding shuffle, his arms gyrating like a wind-blown scarecrow. He made a charming partner with the tiny Shirley Temple in "Captain January."

His other films of the '30s included "Banjo on My Knee," "Four Girls in White," "Girl of the Golden West" (Jeanette MacDonald-Nelson Eddy) and "My Lucky Star" (Sonja Henie). His first dramatic role was in "Yellow Jack" with Robert Montgomery.

Ebsen was earning $2,000 a week at MGM in 1938, when studio boss Louis B. Mayer summoned him and announced: "Ebsen, in order to give you the parts you deserve, we must own you."

The dancer recalled that he replied: "I'll tell you what kind of a fool I am, Mr. Mayer, I can't be owned." He quit his contract, returning to touring as a dancer and playing Chicago for more than a year in a farce, "Good Night, Ladies." He served three years in the Coast Guard during World War II.

Ebsen toured in "Show Boat," then returned to Hollywood. Producers asked his agent: "Why hasn't he been working in pictures?" His luck began to change when director Norman Foster recommended him to Walt Disney to play Davy Crockett.

Disney had already chosen a young Texan, Fess Parker, for the role but he hired Ebsen as Crockett's partner. When the Crockett episodes were shown on the "Disneyland" series in 1954-55, both Parker and Ebsen became heroes. Millions of children began sporting coonskin hats and singing "The Ballad of Davy Crockett." "Davy Crockett" was also released to theaters.

Ebsen's later films included "Attack," "Breakfast at Tiffany's," "The Interns," "Mail Order Bride," "The One and Only Genuine Original Family Band."

In 1993, he made a cameo appearance as Barnaby Jones in the film version of "The Beverly Hillbillies."

He was born Christian Rudolph Ebsen in Belleville, Ill., on April 2, 1908. His father owned a dancing school, where the nicknamed Buddy learned the fundamentals. The family moved to Orlando, Fla., when the boy was 10, and he began pre-medical studies at the University of Florida and Rollins College. But family financial problems forced him to leave school and, at 20, he decided to try his luck as a dancer in New York.

Over the years, the actor also found time to write musical shows, "Turn to the Right" and "Champagne Dada," and a play, "The Champagne General." A lifelong sailor, he piloted his "Polynesian Concept" to victory in a Los Angeles-Honolulu race in 1968 and manufactured ocean-going catamarans.

In 2001, Ebsen started a new, unexpected career: fiction writing. His novel "Kelly's Quest," released by an e-book publisher based in Indiana, became a best seller. He also penned an autobiography, "The Other Side of Oz."

Ebsen was first married to Ruth Cambridge, Walter Winchell's "Girl Friday," and they had two daughters. The marriage ended in divorce, and he met and married his second wife, Nancy, while both were in the Coast Guard. They had four daughters and a son.

Christian Rudolph 'Buddy' Ebsen

The Beverly Hillbillies


Despite his mystification at the newfangled trappings of luxury, and the craven depths to which almost everyone around him sinks, Jed remains a bastion of homespun wisdom--very much the Lincolnesque backroads scholar. Virtually recycling his George Russel character, the sidekick in Disney's Davy Crockett series from the mid-1950s, Ebsen eventually carried the Lincoln conceit over into his private life, authoring a stage play in 1966 titled The Champagne Generation, in which he starred as the late president. (When Nancy Kulp, the birdwatching Vassar grad Miss Jane Hathaway, ran for a Congressional seat from Pennsylvania in the early 1980s, she only lost when Buddy Ebsen, a lifelong Republican, stepped in to actively campaign against her.)

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The Race: U.S. Congress (Pennsylvania), 1984.
Candidate: Nancy Kulp (Democrat). Played Jane Hathaway, the sour-faced bank secretary on "The Beverly Hillbillies," for nine seasons.
Political Background: Worked for Adlai Stevenson in the 1952 presidential race against Eisenhower; elected to the Screen Actor Guild's Bord of Directors in 1982. She also worked with the Democratic State Committee of Pennsylvania.
The Race: Kulp ran unopposed in the primary and won the Democratic nomination. But Buddy Ebsen, who played Jed Clampett on "The Beverly Hillbillies," campaigned against her in the general election. He taped a radio ad for Kulp's opponent, Bud Shuster, which said: "I dropped [Nancy] a note to say, 'Hey Nancy, I love you dearly but you're too liberal for me. I've got to go with Bud Shuster.'" Shuster beat Kulp by 117,203 to 59,449.

The Political Graveyard: Pennsylvania: U.S. Representatives, 1980s

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A 3,500-4,000-year old mummified monkey is seen on display in the Egyptian Museum's new section for ancient mummified pets, on July 6, 2003. Ancient Egyptians loved their pets so much they even wanted to take them into the after life.
Photo by Aladin Abdel Naby

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