Hoyt Wayne Axton (March 25, 1938 - October 26, 1999) was an American folk music singer-songwriter, guitarist and a film and television actor. He became prominent in the early 1960s, establishing himself on the West Coast as a folk singer with an earthy style and powerful voice. As he matured, some of his songwriting became well known throughout the world. Among them were "Joy to the World", "The Pusher", "No No Song", "Greenback Dollar", "Della and the Dealer" and "Never Been to Spain".
See the rain comin' down and the roof won't hold 'er
Lost my job and I feel a little older
Car won't run and our love's grown colder
But maybe things'll get a little better, in the mornin'
Maybe things'll get a little better.
Oh! the clothes need washin' and the fire won't start
Kids all cryin' and you're breakin' my heart
Whole darn place is fallin' apart
Maybe things'll get a little better, in the mornin'
Maybe things'll get a little better.
Work your fingers to the bone - whadda ya get?
( Whoo-whoo ) Boney Fingers - Boney Fing-gers.
Mark. was first and correct with:
" Work your fingers to the bone - whadda ya get?
( Whoo-whoo ) Boney Fingers - Boney Fing-gers."
Hey, if things are obvious enough I'll figure 'em out.
Alan J answered:
David of Moon Valley replied:
Boney Fingers...Boney Fingers....
You get boney fingers. Mr Axton wrote some good songs, and some pretty silly ones as well.
Harry M said:
Oh, man, Hoyt Axton wrote and made so much music, it's hard to know where to start.
I'm going to say "Boney Fingers."
We rode the last 10 miles of yesterday's bike ride in the rain. It rained off and on all day, and overnight, and it's continuing today. It's actually quite nice.
Jim from CA, retired to ID, replied:
you get "boney fingers"
Kevin K. in Washington, DC responded:
According to Hoyt, you get his song 1974 song, "Boney Fingers".
Billy in Cypress wrote:
When you "work your fingers to the bone", you get "boney fingers".
And it matters not what you were promised by anyone including CpPDJT-ID and your boss at McDonald's, GM or any other job.
DJ Useo replied:
Now, I don't know this for a fact, but I've heard lots of friends say through the years that it'll get you bony fingers.
Joe S answered:
Work your fingers to the bone what'a ya get? (pause) (pause) Boney fingers, boney fingers. Man. I'm on a roll.
That always reminds me of Boney M. Not the music, that's way different, just the name. Music's good tho...
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See that woman in the lower left corner? That's the Maryland State Teacher of the Year. That's Sia Kyriakakos, she's one of the four finalists for National Teacher of the Year. She's also my daughter-in-law and mother of my two beautiful, talented granddaughters. I think she's gonna win.
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CBS begins the night with a FRESH'NCIS', followed by a FRESH'Bull', then a FRESH'NCIS: The Third One'.
Scheduled on a FRESHStephen Colbert are Alec Baldwin, Charlamagne Tha God, Moshe Kasher, and Taj Mahal & Keb' Mo'.
Scheduled on a FRESHJames Corden, OBE, are Shania Twain, Tyrese Gibson, Whitney Cummings, and Bastille.
NBC starts the night with a FRESH'The Voice', followed by a FRESH'Trial & Error', then another FRESH'Trial & Error'.
Scheduled on a FRESHJimmy Fallon are Kevin Spacey, Sen. Elizabeth Warren, and Alt-J.
On a RERUNSeth Meyers (from 3/21/17) are Dax Shepard, Hannah Simone, Hey Violet, and Charlie Benante.
On a RERUNCarson 'The Scab' Daly (from 3/28/17) are Adam Pally, Froth, and Fahim Anwar.
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Scheduled on a FRESHJimmy Kimmel are Katherine Heigl, Rob Delaney, and Dreamcar.
The CW here fills the night with LIVE'Dodger Baseball'.
Faux has a FRESH'Brooklyn Nine-Nine', followed by a RERUN'The Mick', then a FRESH'Prison Break'.
MY recycles an old 'The X-Files', followed by another old 'The X-Files'.
A&E has 'Streets Of Compton', followed by the FRESH'LA Burning: The Riots 25 Years Later'.
AMC offers the movie 'A Few Good Men', followed by the movie 'The Lost Boys', then the movie 'Speed'.
[6:00AM] DOCTOR WHO - SEASON 2 - EPISODE 6-The Age Of Steel-Part 2.
[7:00AM] DOCTOR WHO - SEASON 2 - EPISODE 7-The Idiot's Lantern
[8:00AM] DOCTOR WHO - SEASON 2 - EPISODE 8-The Impossible Planet-Part 1.
[9:00AM] DOCTOR WHO - SEASON 2 - EPISODE 9-The Satan Pit-Part 2.
[10:00AM] DOCTOR WHO - SEASON 2 - EPISODE 10-Love & Monsters
[11:00AM] DOCTOR WHO - SEASON 2 - EPISODE 11-Fear Her
[12:00PM] CSI: MIAMI - SEASON 5 - EPISODE 7-Darkroom
[1:00PM] CSI: MIAMI - SEASON 5 - EPISODE 8-High Octane
[2:00PM] CSI: MIAMI - SEASON 5 - EPISODE 9-Going Going Gone
[3:00PM] CSI: MIAMI - SEASON 5 - EPISODE 10-Come As You Are
[4:00PM] CSI: MIAMI - SEASON 5 - EPISODE 11-Backstabbers
[5:00PM] CSI: MIAMI - SEASON 5 - EPISODE 12-Internal Affairs
[6:00PM] CSI: MIAMI - SEASON 5 - EPISODE 13-Throwing Heat
[7:00PM] CSI: MIAMI - SEASON 5 - EPISODE 14-No Man's Land
[8:00PM] CSI: MIAMI - SEASON 5 - EPISODE 15-Man Down
[9:00PM] CSI: MIAMI - SEASON 5 - EPISODE 16-Broken Home
[10:00PM] CSI: MIAMI - SEASON 5 - EPISODE 17-A Grizzly Murder
[11:00PM] CSI: MIAMI - SEASON 5 - EPISODE 18-Triple Threat
[12:00AM] CSI: MIAMI - SEASON 5 - EPISODE 10-Come As You Are
[1:00AM] CSI: MIAMI - SEASON 5 - EPISODE 11-Backstabbers
[2:00AM] CSI: MIAMI - SEASON 5 - EPISODE 12-Internal Affairs
[3:00AM] CSI: MIAMI - SEASON 5 - EPISODE 13-Throwing Heat
[4:00AM] CSI: MIAMI - SEASON 5 - EPISODE 14-No Man's Land
[5:00AM] CSI: MIAMI - SEASON 5 - EPISODE 15-Man Down (ALL TIMES EDT)
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The Daily Show - it's TBA.
Scheduled on a FRESH@Midnight are Jonah Ray, Hampton Yount, and Felicia Day.
FX has the movie 'Jack Reacher', followed by a FRESH'The Americans'.
History has 'Forged In Fire', followed by a FRESH'Forged In Fire: Cutting Deeper', then a FRESH'Forged In Fire', and another 'Forged In Fire'.
[6:00AM] STAN AGAINST EVIL-Spider Walk With Me
[6:30AM] STAN AGAINST EVIL-Level Boss
[7:00AM] ALIEN RESURRECTION
[9:30AM] FINAL DESTINATION 3
[11:30AM] JEEPERS CREEPERS 2
[2:00PM] FINAL DESTINATION 2
[4:00PM] FINAL DESTINATION 3
[6:00PM] THAT '70S SHOW-Kelso's Career
[6:30PM] THAT '70S SHOW-Leo Loves Kitty
[7:00PM] THAT '70S SHOW-Jackie's Cheese Squeeze
[7:30PM] THAT '70S SHOW-Class Picture
[8:00PM] THAT '70S SHOW-Prank Day
[8:30PM] THAT '70S SHOW-Eric's Corvette Caper
[9:00PM] THAT '70S SHOW-Hyde's Birthday
[9:30PM] THAT '70S SHOW-That '70s Musical
[10:00PM] THAT '70S SHOW-Eric's False Alarm
[10:30PM] THAT '70S SHOW-Everybody Loves Casey
[11:00PM] THAT '70S SHOW-Kelso's Career
[11:30PM] THAT '70S SHOW-Leo Loves Kitty
[12:00AM] THAT '70S SHOW-Jackie's Cheese Squeeze
[12:30AM] THAT '70S SHOW-Class Picture
[1:00AM] THAT '70S SHOW-Prank Day
[1:30AM] THAT '70S SHOW-Eric's Corvette Caper
[2:00AM] THAT '70S SHOW-Hyde's Birthday
[2:30AM] THAT '70S SHOW-That '70s Musical
[3:00AM] THAT '70S SHOW-Eric's False Alarm
[3:30AM] JEEPERS CREEPERS 2 (ALL TIMES EDT)
[6:30AM] All in the Family-Edith Gets a Mink
[7:05AM] All in the Family-Sammy's Visit
[7:40AM] All in the Family-Edith, the Judge
[8:15AM] All in the Family-Archie Is Jealous
[8:50AM] All in the Family-Maude
[9:25AM] All in the Family-Archie and the Editorial
[10:00AM] The Beach
[12:30PM] The Sum of All Fears
[3:15PM] The Lost Boys
[5:15PM] Point Break
[8:00PM] The Fugitive
[11:00PM] Primal Fear
[2:00AM] Hap and Leonard: Mucho Mojo-Bad Mojo
[3:00AM] Hap and Leonard: Mucho Mojo-Pie a la Mojo
[4:00AM] Spies Like Us (ALL TIMES EDT)
SyFy has the movie 'The Da Vinci Code', 'Face Off', followed by a FRESH'Face Off', then a FRESH'Cosplay Melee'.
Scheduled on a FRESHConan are Christina Applegate, Sherri Shepherd, and Car Seat Headrest.
South Korean protesters shout slogans such as 'Stop Thaad!' and 'No War!' during a rally against a meeting of U.S. Vice President Mike Pence and South Korean Acting President Hwang Kyo-ahn (both not pictured), near the prime minister's official residence in Seoul, South Korea, April 17, 2017.
Photo by Jeon Heon-Kyun
Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is just playing a character on his popular Infowars broadcast, according to his lawyer.
The question of whether or not Jones believes the myriad conspiracy theories he espouses daily or is simply putting on a performance has become an issue in a custody hearing between Jones and his ex-wife. Kelly Jones, who has been divorced from Alex Jones since 2015, is suing in Texas court for partial or sole custody of their three children.
According to an Austin American-Statesman report on the pretrial hearing, Jones attorney Randall Wilhite said that inferring Jones' character based on his Infowars broadcasts would make as much sense as judging Jack Nicholson based on his performance as the Joker.
Infowars is one of the most popular conspiracy websites on the Internet. Among other claims he has advanced, Jones has suggested that the 9/11 attacks were an inside job perpetrated by the American government, that aspects of the Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre were faked, and that a Washington pizzeria was the headquarters of a pedophile ring involving Hillary Clinton's campaign chief John Podesta. (Jones later apologized for his role in the "Pizzagate" theory after a frequent Infowars listener who said he was investigating the charges fired off shots inside the restaurant.)
Jones claims to have the ear of Donald Trump (R-Prevaricator), and Trump the candidate did partake in a 30-minute interview with Jones in December 2015. Trump incorporated a few of Jones' favorite theories into his campaign stops, including a riff on how the California drought was a hoax.
Donald Trump (R-Draft Dodger) salutes a member of the military (not seen in photo) who had just sung the U.S. national anthem as he stands with a performer in an Easter Bunny costume at the White House Easter Egg Roll on the Truman Balcony of the White House in Washington, U.S., April 17, 2017.
Photo by Joshua Roberts
A mysterious crack has been spreading across a giant Greenland glacier, and it's raising concerns that part of the floating ice shelf could splinter off into the ocean.
Scientists with the NASA field campaign Operation IceBridge recently captured the first photographs of the growing rift while flying over Petermann Glacier, a structure that connects the Greenland ice sheet to the Arctic Ocean.
The new chasm appears in the center of the glacier's floating ice shelf - the tongue of ice that extends into the water from the grounded glacier on land.
In the photos, the crack appears relatively close to a larger rift spreading toward the shelf's center. Should the two intersect, part of the ice shelf in northwest Greenland could potentially break off.
The journalist arrested at a Tax Day protest at Donald Trump's (R-Fabulist) signature Las Vegas hotel has been released from jail.
KLAS Vice President and General Manager Lisa Howfield said photojournalist Neb Solomon was freed Saturday night, hours after he was arrested while covering the off-Strip protest.
Las Vegas police said Solomon was uncooperative and refused to provide his personal identification information at the scene. He was then booked into Clark County jail on two misdemeanors, including trespassing and obstructing an officer.
Solomon was recording the protest while on private property that belonged to the Fashion Show Mall, adjacent to the Trump International Hotel, police said. Mall security notified officers on scene that Solomon refused their request to stop filming there.
Howfield in a statement defended Solomon as an experienced and respected journalist.
An elderly North Korean man is silhouetted against a model of the Unha 3, a space launch vehicle, displayed at the Sci-Tech Complex April 17, 2017, in Pyongyang, North Korea. Tensions have spiked in recent weeks over North Korea's advancing nuclear technology and missile arsenal. But in Pyongyang, where war would mean untold horrors, where neighborhoods could be reduced to rubble and tens of thousands of civilians could be killed, few people seem to care much at all.
Photo by Wong Maye-E
Several bottles of opioid painkillers -- some of them prescribed to one of Prince's friends -- were found at the singer's Paisley Park complex shortly after the music icon's death by accidental overdose, court documents unsealed Monday show.
The documents pertain to the first six months of the investigation into Prince's death at his Minnesota estate a year ago from an overdose of the powerful narcotic fentanyl.
They provide clues about Prince's use of painkillers in the months leading up to his death, and the possible direction of the ongoing investigation. So far, no one has been charged.
But the documents do not offer evidence about the source of the fentanyl that killed the 57-year-old superstar -- or who might have provided him with it.
Investigators found pills in various containers around Prince's bedroom, some of them issued to Kirk Johnson, Prince's estate manager and longtime friend.
With his presidency still in its infancy, Donald Trump's (R-Crooked) 2020 re-election efforts have raised tens of millions of dollars and directed funds to his companies, running up a $500,000 tab to Trump-owned hotels, golf clubs and restaurants.
Unlike his predecessors, Trump has not ceased fundraising since the election, more than doubling the amount raised by former President Barack Obama in the first quarter of his presidency. By March 31, the three Trump re-election committees had $16 million in the bank, Politico reported .
Campaign finance reports filed late Friday with the Federal Election Commission show more than 6 percent of $6.3 million spent this year went for such things as rent in Trump Tower and lodging at Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, Florida, as well as catering services, the Wall Street Journal reported .
Also among the expenditures was $28,000 to Bannon Strategic Advisors for "administrative assistant/secretarial" services. The company is owned by White House chief political strategist Stephen Bannon. The web design and digital media firm run by Trump digital director Brad Parscale earned $1.6 million while Parscale himself was paid $15,000.
Trump properties received $14 million from his campaign and the Republican National Committee during the presidential campaign.
BP Plc said workers on Alaska's North Slope had brought under control a company-operated well that spewed oil and gas over the weekend.
The leak was discovered on Friday and a team from BP, the Alaska Department of Environmental Conservation (ADEC), U.S. Environmental Protection Agency and local government was brought in to coordinate efforts. The team halted the well leaks overnight, BP said in a statement on Monday.
The volume of the leak was not disclosed.
A BP spokesman said details of what caused the loss of control were not available. The oil producer had retained Halliburton Co's well control specialists to kill the well, the spokesman said.
ADEC earlier said in a statement that well pipe had temporarily "jacked up" or risen vertically about 3 feet to 4 feet, causing a pressure gauge to break off.
Donald Trump (R-Liar) on Monday attacked his political enemies seeking an upset in Georgia's special congressional election, blasting the leading Democratic candidate as a "super liberal" who "wants to protect criminals, allow illegal immigration and raise taxes!"
Trump did not expound on his unfounded accusations about 30-year-old Jon Ossoff, but the president's Twitter broadside a day before the special primary underscores how big a Democratic victory would be nationwide and in Atlanta's historically conservative northern suburbs.
Ossoff, who has used anti-Trump sentiments nationally to collect at least $8.3 million in campaign contributions, countered Monday that Trump is "misinformed," but added that he's "glad the president is interested in the race."
Republicans and Democrats alike see the contest as an important barometer of Trump's standing ahead of 2018 midterm elections, when Democrats will try to regain control of Congress.
The Georgia district, represented previously by Trump's new health secretary, Tom Price, encompasses reliably Republican territory across parts of three metro Atlanta counties. But Trump underperformed here in November, barely edging Democrat Hillary Clinton and falling short of a majority. In 2012, by contrast, Republican nominee Mitt Romney garnered more than 60 percent of the vote.
Brad and Katherine live a simple life on 120 acres with two dogs, three cats, a goat, some chickens, three alpacas - and just under 2,000 square feet of marijuana plants.
Katherine's grandparents bought the farm more than 50 years ago, and in many ways, she's leading a life similar to theirs. She and her husband rarely make the half-hour drive down a dirt road to town, instead spending their days gardening, cooking and repairing the house. They turn off the solar electricity system every night, plunging the farmhouse into total darkness. Katherine, 31, never smokes pot - though she does bake medical marijuana dog treats for the arthritic family dog, Jake. Brad spent one recent evening reading a book called "Teaming with Microbes" and examining his latest compost concoction under a microscope.
"As soon as you weed the whole garden, you have to start over again," Katherine said while tending to one of her many vegetable plots in the shadow of giant redwoods on a chilly March morning. She tossed the unwanted plants into a wheelbarrow. Closer to harvest time, Brad sometimes works 16-hour days, picking grasshoppers off his medical marijuana plants late into the night.
The young couple, who have asked to be identified by only their first names because of the marijuana industry's still-precarious legal status, are worried their peaceful life in the redwoods could be turned upside down by the new administration, which has taken a harsher tone against states that have legalized pot. In 1996 California became the first state to legalize the use of marijuana for medical purposes, and a 2016 ballot initiative will allow dispensaries to sell recreational pot starting in 2018.
But these days the cops are no longer the greatest threat to small growers like Katherine. Instead, they worry about a danger that is far more common among entrepreneurs: competition that could put them out of business. As pot's become increasingly mainstream, large corporations are starting to creep in on the turf of smaller, family-owned farms. It is a problem her parents' generation never had to deal with, but it beats farming in the shadows, constantly worried about raids and arrests.
Supporters of a long-shot bid to make California an independent nation on Monday ended their effort to put it to a statewide vote next year, despite the extra interest it drew after last year's election of Republican Donald Trump (R-Crooked) as president.
The secretary of state's office confirmed that Marcus Ruiz Evans, vice president of the Yes California Independence Campaign, notified officials he intends to withdraw the California Nationhood ballot measure.
The group's president, Louis Marinelli, said in a lengthy message to supporters that he is seeking permanent residence in Russia. He said supporters may try again to separate California from the rest of the United States sometime in the future.
The ballot measure would have allowed voters to repeal a part of the state Constitution saying that California is an inseparable part of the United States, but left the question of whether California should become a separate country to a future ballot. It would have required that the governor ask to join the United Nations if 55 percent of voters supported that future declaration of independence.
Prior to Trump's election, the group had fewer than 100 volunteers, Marinelli said.
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