BartCop Entertainment Archives - Thursday, 16 December, 2004

Thursday

16 December, 2004

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Jazz From Hills

Trimmed Bush and Hedges

Gotta Live With Him

Whether you hate the stupid son of a bitch, or if you voted for the stupid bastard, let's review what has happened since the election and let's see what our crystal ball suggests.

The first thing that struck me funny was the massive bailing of the Bunnypant Ship right after his acceptance of the fucked up election for the presidency. People started getting out of there like there was a fire on board, which there most likely is. Some of those guys are in so deep right now, jumping ship isn't going to help the criminality of the accesory of war acts. Rumsfeld, Cheney and The Rice Lady have stood by, but they figure they have lied so much by now, they better keep on. Plus, none of them seem to have any consciences.

Sixteen people blew up today in Bagdhad and it doesn't even hit the front page of the Albuquerque Jounal, the biggie paper of New Mexico. No big deal to them, I guess. Sixteen people die from a blast and it's a page four item, right where Rumsfeld, Bush, Rice and Cheney like to hide the quagmire they have created.

I've lost count how many people have bailed on Bunnypants. Let's see, Powell split awfully quick, didn't he? He might have some conscience left in his soul, I'm not sure. Tom Ridge wanted out for "time with my family". Yeah, sure. He figured out terror is a human emotion which is innate in every human, and so is evil. Neither one will ever be "conquered". Can one conquer "fear', or "anger", or "tranquility"?

The Secretary of Energy Spencer Abraham quit, the Secretary of Agriculture Ann Veneman said "no mas", the Secretary of Education Rod Paige apparently had enough bullshit, the Secretary of Commerce Donald Evans also said adios to Bunnyboy. And let's not forget our composer and Attorney General who likes to decimate people's civil liberties in fits of rage and/or panic, the most excellent composer of "Let the Eagle Soar", John Ashcroft, the biggest prick on the planet, as far as I can tell.

There will be enough stupid Republicans to get in with Bunnypants, because they're too goddammed dumb to figure out these guys are fucking war criminals. I don't know how big the lies will get before there is an administration meltdown, but one will happen, because those bastards were so arrogant they lied right to our face regarding war. I don't believe anyone has gotten away with direct lies when it comes to WHY we go shed blood on foreign soil.

John McCain was a man I had respect for until he threw in the towel and got behind his little bunny. He had me duped to the point where I was actually believing a Republican. I need an editor to slap me in the face and tell me to get ahold of myself next time I even tinker with the notion of trusting a Republican. What a fool I was.

But what I will do is keep asking questions regarding the Bush Family Evil Empire until I die or become unable to think straight. These folks need to pay for their arrogance which has caused so much bloodshed. May they all rot in hell, the evil assholes.

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Reading Suggestions

from Bruce

Josh Marshall: Post on Dec. 15, 2004
Focused as I've been on the Kerik meltdown, I've given little attention to what will certainly be the defining issue of the next two years, for Democrats as much as the president: Social Security. Š The Social Security "crisis" is manufactured; there is no crisis. To the extent there are long-term financing problems, the president's plan will gravely worsen them. The problem we face isn't over Social Security, which continues to run up huge surpluses (just as it was intended to under the early-80s reform), but that our non-Social Security budget continues to run massive structural deficits. Or rather, it has returned to running massive structural deficits after getting into the black in the late 1990s through the combined exertions of a Democratic president and a Republican congress. Social Security isn't the problem, but rather George W. Bush's reckless fiscal policy.

Josh Marshall: Post on Dec. 15, 2004




Michael Kinsley: Guest Post on Dec. 15, 2004
My contention: Social Security privatization is not just unlikely to succeed, for various reasons that are subject to discussion. It is mathematically certain to fail. Discussion is pointless.

Michael Kinsley: Guest Post on Dec. 15, 2004




Molly Ivins: Social Security Suicide
Relatively recent writings on Social Security, both to reform and not reform, convince me of two things. One is that we should be looking for maximum skepticism in our sources on this subject. And the second is that anybody who starts with dismissive, condescending and absolutist views isn't worth reading or listening to on this subject. So that leaves out politicians.

Molly Ivins: Social Security Suicide




LA Times: Details of Marines Mistreating Prisoners in Iraq Are Revealed
Marines in Iraq conducted mock executions of juvenile prisoners last year, burned and tortured other detainees with electrical shocks, and warned a Navy corpsman they would kill him if he treated any injured Iraqis, according to military documents made public Tuesday.

LA Times: Details of Marines Mistreating Prisoners in Iraq Are Revealed




Roger Ebert: "Million-Dollar Baby"
Clint Eastwood's "Million Dollar Baby" is a masterpiece, pure and simple, deep and true. It tells the story of an aging fight trainer and a hillbilly girl who thinks she can be a boxer. It is narrated by a former boxer who is the trainer's best friend. But it's not a boxing movie. It is a movie about a boxer. What else it is, all it is, how deep it goes, what emotional power it contains, I cannot suggest in this review, because I will not spoil the experience of following this story into the deepest secrets of life and death. This is the best film of the year.

Roger Ebert: "MIllion-Dollar Baby"




Robert Ebert: Hillary Swank
Hilary Swank will quite possibly win the Oscar as best actress this year, for a role in a movie nobody had heard of two weeks ago. The movie is Clint Eastwood's "Million Dollar Baby," which wasn't in any of those stories we were all reading about Oscar "front-runners," because crafty old Clint doesn't believe in a lot of foolish publicity before he has a movie to show you. Oh, and the movie will be a contender for best picture, actor, supporting actor and director, too, and cinematography, editing, all those categories.

Robert Ebert: Hillary Swank


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RUSTY IRON FENCE

FOREBODING AND BEAUTIFUL

GUARDING THE GREEN GRASS


Zen Man
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Purple Gene Reviews

'Collateral'

Purple Genes' review of the movie "Collateral" (2004)

Sorry Roger Ebert! Sorry Richard Roper! You guys blew the review on the new movie "Collateral" (directed semi-stylishly by Michael Mann) starring Tom Cruise!

This fabricated and phony flick should have been called "Robo-Cop Killer"....... Give me a frickin' break - two thumbs way down for Vincents' (Cruise) grotesque gray hair...bad bad bad! And detective Fanning played by Mark Ruffalo?????? It's the same fucking mustache he had glued on his upper lip when he was boning Meg Ryan in "In the Cut"! Jada Pinkett Smith was ok. Now the real DUDE in this movie is Jamie Foxx ("Bait" - "Booty Call" - "Ray") but the goddam glasses he's wearing and that incipid picture of his "Dream Island" Stoooopid! You can tell that I wasn't bowled over by this one........

Max (Jamie Foxx) is an extremely tidy LA taxi driver with a dream of someday having his own "LIMO" company. picks up a fare named Annie (Pinkett Smith) who is a prosecuter on the eve of high profile drug trial....Max and Annie have a flirty little flit.....She gives him her phone number.....just in case! Well who might be Maxs' next fare????? Wow ...it's a brief case carrying, grecian formula gray grimmacing Vincent (Cruise) who convinces Max that for $600 he will take Vincent to 5 stops and then the airport! HHHMMMMMMM?????

This preposterous plot plods through murder # 1 Max says, "Vincent! What the fuck are you doing"? Murder # 2 & # 3 Max says, "Jesus Vincent why'd you have to......" Murder # 4 cool night club owner - Miles Davis loving musician Daniel (Barry Shabaka Henley) bullet in the head - Max says, "Vincent - I quit this shit" but no....after shooting up a trance-disco-ecstacy night club......Vincent says to Max...."Remember # 5......Could it possibly be Annie the attorney...who just so happened to be Maxs' first fare.......

It's the predictable midnight in the Hall of Justice and Annie is cramming for the case against the drug lord that apparently hired Vincent to kill all the witnesses ....and the prosecuter!!!! But Super Max is going to save the day !!!! This almost resembled one of the Terminator movies where Ahnold cannot be stopped ....no arms ..no legs..he keeps coming....Well Vincent is full of bullit holes and bruises and is marching up to the fifth floor to kill Annie.......Max grabs his cell phone and calls Annie (remember she gave him her number - how convenient for the plot!!). He yells, "Annie - he's coming to kill you - get out of there!" Annie says, "Say what !" Of course the cell phone batteries (Motorola) go dead...now the chase is on....all the way to the Metro....Vincent finally gets kilt - James Bond (I mean Max) saves the GIRL........Bullshit!!!!

This one doesn't work kids! Crappola! Michael Mann gets demoted back to "Miami Vice"! Cruise, Smith, Fox and Ruffalo get no Oscar BUZZ for this movie (At least not from me!)

Purple Gene gives "Collateral" 65 wasted bullit casings out off the 100 or so shot in this let down of a "Thriller"!!!

Purple Gene

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

BILLY THE DRUG ADDICT

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

HELL YEA!

"FREEDOM IS ON THE MARCH." HEE FUCKING HAW

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Sunny & clear day, windy tonight.



Tonight, Thursday:

CBS opens the night with a RERUN 'CSI: The Original One', followed by another RERUN 'CSI: The Original One', then a RERUN 'Without A Trace'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Kate Beckinsale, Ciara, and Missy Elliott.
Scheduled on a FRESH 'Craiggers' with guest host Joe Buck are Adam Scott and Papa Roach.

NBC fills the night with the SEASON FINALE of 'The Apprentice'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Michael Keaton, Chelsea Handler, and Sawyer Brown featuring Robert Randolph.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Tea Leoni and Neil McCalmont.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Ryan Reynolds, Jim Gaffigan, and Rufus Wainwright.

ABC starts the night with the old chestnut 'A Charlie Brown Christmas', followed by a FRESH 'life as we know it', then 'PrimeTime Live'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are LL Cool J and Flavor Flav.

The WB fills the night with the movie 'Crossroads' for the Britney Spears fan.

Faux has a FRESH 'The O.C.', followed by a FRESH 'North Shore'.

UPN fills the night with 'WWE Smackdown!'.

A&E has 'American Justice', 'Cold Case Files', and a FRESH 'MovieReal'.

AMC offers the movie 'For A Few Dollars More', followed by the movie 'The Good, The Bad And The Ugly', then the movie 'Shenandoah'.

BBC  -   
 [2pm]    'As Time Goes By' - Episode 5;
 [2:40pm]    'Are You Being Served?' - Dear Sexy Knickers;
 [3:20pm]    'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 6;
 [4pm]    'The Saint' - Where the Money Is;
 [5pm]    'The Weakest Link' - Episode 75;
 [6pm]    'BBC World News';
 [6:30pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Ollier;
 [7pm]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - Archeology Today;
 [7:40pm]    'The Young Ones' - Episode 5;
 [8:20pm]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - How to Recognize Different Parts of the Body;
 [9pm]    'Trailer Park Boys' - Episode 3;
 [9:30pm]    'Peep Show' - Episode 2;
 [10pm]    'The Office' - Episode 2;
 [10:40pm]    'Look Around You' - Germs;
 [11pm]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - Archeology Today;
 [11:40pm]    'The Young Ones' - Episode 5;
 [12:20am]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - How to Recognize Different Parts of the Body;
 [1am]    'The Office' - Episode 2;
 [1:40am]    'Look Around You' - Germs;
 [2am]    'Trailer Park Boys' - Episode 3;
 [2:30am]    'Peep Show' - Episode 2;
 [3am]    'The Office' - Episode 2;
 [3:40am]    'Look Around You' - Germs;
 [4am]    'Trailer Park Boys' - Episode 3;
 [4:30am]    'Peep Show' - Episode 2;
 [5am]    'The Office' - Episode 2;
 [5:40am]    'Look Around You' - Germs;
 [6am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EST)

Bravo has 'West Wing', 'Queer Eye', and 'Entertainment Weekly's Biggest Little Things of 2004'.

Comedy Central has 'MAD TV', 'Crank Yankers', 'Reno 911!', 'South Park', 'Drawn Together', and a FRESH 'Shorties Watchin' Shorties'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Katie Couric.

History has 'Modern Marvels', another 'Modern Marvels', and 'Alaska: Big America'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]    'Curse Of The Starving Class' (1994);
 [7:45AM]    Short: 'Happy Birthday to Me' (1998);
 [8AM]    'God Said, "Ha!"' (1998);
 [9:30AM]    'Three Tales' (2002);
 [10:45AM]    'Home Movie' (2002);
 [12PM]    'The Climb' (1998);
 [1:45PM]    'Three Tales' (2002);
 [3PM]    'Brother From Another Planet' (1984);
 [5PM]    'Home Movie' (2002);
 [6:15PM]    'The Climb' (1998);
 [8PM]    'At The Angelika #91' (2004);
 [8PM]    'At The Angelika #91' (2004);
 [8:30PM]    'Five Senses' (1999);
 [10:30PM]    'Henry's Film Corner' (2004);
 [11PM]    'A Price Above Rubies' (1998);
 [1AM]    'Southie' (1998);
 [2:45AM]    'Five Senses' (1999);
 [4:45AM]    'Henry's Film Corner' (2004);
 [5:15AM]    'At The Angelika #91' (2004);
 [5:15AM]    'At The Angelika #91' (2004).    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has the movie 'The Legend Of Earthsea' (part 2 of 2), followed by the movie 'Dragonheart'.

Sundance  -   
 [7AM]    'The Magical Life of Long Tack Sam' (Documentary);
 [8:30AM]    'Sunrise Over Tiananmen Square' (Short);
 [9AM]    'The Man on the Train' (Feature);
 [10:35AM]    'Dear Fidel - Marita's Story' (Documentary);
 [12:15PM]    'Borstal Boy' (Feature);
 [1:50PM]    'Ocularist' (Feature);
 [2PM]    'Songs for Cassavetes' (Feature);
 [3:30PM]    'The Man on the Train' (Feature);
 [5PM]    'Within a Play' (Documentary);
 [6:30PM]    'A Female Cabby in Sidi Bel-Abbes' (Documentary);
 [7:25PM]    'Borstal Boy' (Feature);
 [9PM]    'The Singing Detective' (Feature);
 [10:50PM]    'Anatomy of a Scene: The Singing Detective' (Original Production);
 [11:15PM]    'Dust' (Feature);
 [1:20AM]    'Prick up Your Ears' (Feature);
 [3:15AM]    'Roger Dodger' (Feature);
 [5AM]    'Songs for Cassavetes' (Feature).    (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM spends the morning with Gregory Peck, the afternoon with director André De Toth, and a good chunk of the night with Howard Hughes.
 [6am]    'The Paradine Case' (1947);
 [8am]    'The Great Sinner' (1949);
 [10am]    'Pork Chop Hill' (1959);

 [12pm]    'House Of Wax' (1953);
 [1:30pm]    'Monkey On My Back' (1957);
 [3:30pm]    'Gold For The Caesars' (1964)  [AKA:   'Oro per i Cesari'];

 [5pm]    'The Great Train Robbery' (1979);
 [7pm]    'Private Screenings: Shirley MacLaine' (2003);
 [8pm]    'The Outlaw' (1943);
 [10pm]    'His Kind Of Woman' (1951);
 [12:15am]    'Two Tickets To Broadway' (1951);

 [2:15am]    'Affair With A Stranger' (1953);
 [4am]    'One Minute to Zero' (1952).    (ALL TIMES EST)


Friday  -  12/17

TCM features films directed by David Butler (who was born on this day in 1894) all morning & afternon, then spends one last night featuring films connected to Howard Hughes.
 [6am]    'Have A Heart' (1934);
 [7:30am]    'You'll Find Out' (1940);
 [9:15am]    'Playmates' (1941);
 [11am]    'Shine On Harvest Moon' (1944);
 [1pm]    'The Time, The Place And The Girl' (1946);
 [3pm]    'Two Guys From Milwaukee' (1946);
 [4:30pm]    'Two Guys From Texas' (1948);
 [6pm]    'Look For The Silver Lining' (1949);

 [8pm]    'Howard Hughes: His Women and His Movies' (2000);
 [9pm]    'Bringing Up Baby' (1938);
 [10:45pm]    'Bombshell' (1933);
 [12:30am]    'My Forbidden Past' (1951);
 [2am]    'June Night' (1940);
 [3:45am]    'Ice Station Zebra' (1968).
    (ALL TIMES EST)



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Television producer Norman Lear (L) welcomes Alec Baldwin to the stage at the American Way's 'The Spirit of Liberty' awards ceremony at the Kennedy Center in Washington, December 14, 2004. The group, founded by Lear, honored Baldwin, Susan Sarandon and activist Raul Yzaguirre with their Defender of Democracy Award.
Photo by Jonathan Ernst
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Honorary Oscar

Sidney Lumet

US filmmaker Sidney Lumet, who directed the 1970s classics "Dog Day Afternoon" and "Network," is to receive an honorary Oscar at next year's Academy Awards, organisers said.

The special Oscar will be the first that the legendary director, who is now 80, has been awarded in a remarkable career that has spanned more than 50 years and almost as many movies.

The honorary golden statuette will be presented to Lumet at the 77th annual Academy Awards on February 27 in recognition of his "brilliant services to screenwriters, performers and the art of the motion picture."

Nominations for the 2005 Oscars will be announced on January 25 and the coveted statuettes will be handed out in Hollywood just over a month later.

Sidney Lumet

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Unveils Star for Late Father

Freddie Prinze Jr

Freddie Prinze Jr. shed tears Tuesday as he unveiled a Hollywood Walk of Fame star for his late father, who committed suicide in 1977.

"I always get overwhelmed when it comes to speaking about my father," the 28-year-old told the crowd during the Hollywood Boulevard ceremony. "To see the respect from the people in L.A. and New York where my father was from brings tears to my eyes. To walk by and see his name on this star wow. I love you all for coming out here."

Comedian George Lopez, who nominated the late comedian and sponsored the star, also attended the event.

Freddie Prinze Jr

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Pedestrians are silhouetted under Christmas lights in downtown Seoul Wednesday, Dec. 15, 2004. The country prepares for the Christmas and New Year holidays.
Photo by Ahn Young-joon
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Safe from Indecency Limits - For Now

Satellite Radio

Radio shock jock Howard Stern can rest easy that he won't face federal decency standards when he moves to satellite radio, at least for now.

The U.S. Federal Communications Commission rejected a request from a radio broadcaster to consider applying federal indecency limits to pay satellite radio services like Sirius Satellite Radio Inc. where Stern is headed in 2006, according to a letter released on Wednesday.

FCC Media Bureau Chief Kenneth Ferree told Mt. Wilson FM Broadcasters Inc. that precedent dictated that indecency standards did not apply to the subscription-based service.

Satellite Radio

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Two More Installments Picked Up

'Survivor'

CBS on Wednesday said that it will bring back television's top-rated reality series, "Survivor," for at least two more installments.

The Viacom Inc.-owned broadcaster said it has ordered production of the show's 11th and 12th editions, which will be aired during the 2005-06 TV season.

CBS did not say where the new installments of the program would be shot or when they would premiere.

'Survivor'

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Salinas Closing Libraries

Steinbeck's Birthplace

The central California town of Salinas, birthplace of Nobel prize-winning author John Steinbeck who wrote "The Grapes of Wrath," will close its three libraries next year as a cost-cutting move.

The Salinas city council voted 6-1 late on Tuesday to end funding of the libraries due to an $8 million (4.1 million pound) city budget shortfall. The library doors, including the main John Steinbeck branch, will close during the first half of 2005.

The library closures mark the latest chapter in the city's sometimes rocky relationship with literature.

Steinbeck's Birthplace

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Replaces Freddie Mercury in Queen

Paul Rodgers

The '70s rock band Queen is planning a tour next year with guitarist-vocalist Paul Rodgers replacing frontman Freddie Mercury, who died of AIDS in 1991.

Details about what would be the first Queen tour since Mercury's death were being worked out, but it could include shows across Europe beginning this spring, the band's spokesman said Wednesday.

The official Queen Fan Club welcomed the promised tour, even though it wasn't known whether bass player John Deacon, the other member of the band, will join it.

Paul Rodgers

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Two museum workers adjust a model featuring a cave troll from the movie 'Lord of the Rings' at the Powerhouse Museum in Sydney December 15, 2004. The touring exhibition, developed by the Te Papa Tongarewa museum in New Zealand, features a range of costumes, creatures and behind-the-scenes information from thn from the production of the 'Lord of the Rings' trilogy.
Photo by Tim Wimborne
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Baby News

Liv Tyler

Liv Tyler, daughter of Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler and model Bebe Buell, gave birth to a son in Manhattan Tuesday, Us Weekly magazine reported.

"They are both doing great," Tyler's publicist, Stephen Huvane, told The Associated Press Wednesday. He said the baby hadn't yet been named.

Liv Tyler

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To Teach At Washington Charter School

Jenna Bush

Jenna Bush, one of US resident George W. Bush's twin daughters, will live in Washington and teach at a public school here, White House spokesman Scott McClellan said.

McClellan declined to confirm where Jenna -- whose hard-partying ways have raised eyebrows and attracted the attention of gossip columnists -- would teach, citing "the privacy of the schoolchildren."

Jenna Bush

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Behind Hawk Arrest?

Paula Zahn

An advocate for two red-tailed hawks evicted last week from their nest at a luxury Manhattan apartment building was arrested Tuesday and charged with harassing CNN anchor Paula Zahn, who lives in the building, and her family, law enforcement sources said.

Lincoln Karim, a video engineer for Associated Press Television News who was on vacation Tuesday, was charged with multiple counts of aggravated harassment and one count of endangering the welfare of a child, said Paul Browne, spokesman for the police department.

Karim, who was expected to be arraigned by Wednesday morning, was charged with harassing Zahn, her husband, Richard Cohen, or their two sons, ages 7 and 11, in four incidents outside the building, the sources said. Cohen is president of the co-op building's board.

Karim was being represented by a lawyer arranged for him by actress Mary Tyler Moore, another resident of the building and a fellow advocate for the hawks.

Paula Zahn

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Joining Faux News

Zell Miller

Retiring U.S. Sen. Zell Miller, the conservative Georgia Democrat who backed resident Bush's re-election, is joining Fox News Channel as a contributor.

Miller, who made a memorable TV appearance when he challenged MSNBC host Chris Matthews to a duel, will be seen on a variety of Fox News programs starting Jan. 6, a Fox spokesman said Tuesday.

Zell Miller

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Wang Fang, a veteran Kun Opera actress gets help with her make up as she prepares for her role as Yang Yuhuan, a concubine to a Qing dynasty emperor for the opera 'The Palace of Eternal Youth' at a theater in Beijing, China, Monday, Dec. 13, 2004. The classic opera tells the tale of love, death and resurrection in the 17th century between Emperor Tang Minghuang and his concubine Yang Yuhuan. The epic tale is seven hours long and played out over three consecutive nights. Kun Opera originates in Kunshan, southern China and appeared in historical record as early as the 14th century. It combines dance, music, mime, martial art, acrobatics and dialogue, blending poetry with elaborate music to create a style that's noted to be more lyrical than other forms of Chinese opera.
Photo by Ng Han Guan
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Spike TV

Video Game Awards

The stars of the video game industry came out in force on Tuesday night to honor their peers for creative excellence -- taking a page from the Hollywood playbook with red carpets, glittering gems and a live nationwide broadcast.

The blockbuster criminal adventure game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas" took Game of the Year honors at the Spike TV Video Game Awards, the cable network's second annual show honoring the $10 billion games industry.

"San Andreas" led the pack with four wins, including nods for its soundtrack and for voice work from actor Samuel L. Jackson.

Electronic Arts Inc., the world's largest game publisher, garnered five awards, including two each for the racing game "Burnout 3" and the football title "Madden NFL."

Victoria's Secret models in angel outfits descended from the rafters to help present the "Vector Monkey" statuettes (a monkey holding a video game controller and wearing a crown).

Video Game Awards

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Sold At Auction

Chaplin's Cane

A bamboo cane that Charlie Chaplin used in the classic 1930s spoof Modern Times sold for $91,800 US at a sale of movie memorabilia.

Christie's didn't release the buyer's identity. Two prop mustaches Chaplin wore in The Great Dictator fetched $23,000 and $34,300 at Tuesday's auction. The Planet Hollywood restaurant chain bought a moon buggy used in the 1971 James Bond film, Diamonds Are Forever, for $45,900. "We're very excited to get this important piece and will be driving it straight back, where it's going to our new Las Vegas casino," said Planet Hollywood chairman Robert Earl.

Chaplin's Cane

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People walk past a Christmas tree made of bottles of Heineken beer in Shanghai, in east China, Wednesday, Dec. 15, 2004. The bottle tree is 6.5-meter (about 21.33-foot) in hight, 4.5-meter (14.76-foot) in diameter and about 5.5 tons of weight. Chinese beer sales are growing by more than 5 percent a year - a fast clip compared to stagnant U.S. and European markets. And the potential for growth seems huge - the average Chinese drinks just 38 pints a year, compared with 176.4 pints for Americans, according to industry estimates.
Photo by Eugene Hoshiko
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Turns 35

'All My Children'

It's difficult to tell what's real and what's not in Pine Valley, the sleepy fictional town that on Jan. 5 will have been the backdrop for ABC's "All My Children" for 35 years.

On a seemingly typical day, there's a banner announcing "Happy 35th Anniversary" hanging in Pine Valley Hospital. Much of the cast is gathered. Agnes Nixon, the show's creator, addresses the group from a podium, flanked by Susan Lucci, the show's grand dame Erica Kane; and Ray MacDonnell, the show's pillar Joe Martin.

Then, a director yells: Cut!

They're not celebrating the show's anniversary. It's a scene in which they're toasting the anniversary of Martin's 35 years of working for the hospital. This marks Nixon's first speaking part on the show she created in 1970. Time, it seems, has blurred the lines between soap and reality.

'All My Children'

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Producers Sue Fox Over Show

'Wife Swap'

The British producers of the ABC television show "Wife Swap" have filed suit over the Fox show "Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy," lambasting it as an illegal rip-off.

RDF Media asked a federal court Wednesday for more than $18 million in damages plus all "gains, profits and advantages" derived from the Fox show. The suit targets Fox Broadcasting and the show's producers.

The lawsuit claims the show, produced by Rocket Science Laboratories, "more aptly might be entitled 'Trading Copyrights' or perhaps 'Copyright Swap,'" and calls the Fox series "a blatant and wholesale copycat" of "Wife Swap."

'Wife Swap'

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Performers symbolically portray hostages as they wear plastic bags on their heads while kneeling on the stage during the controversial avant-garde play 'William Tell,' by Swiss artist Thomas Hirschhorn and his collaborator Gwenael Morin, at the Swiss Cultural Center in Paris December 7, 2004. Picture taken December 7.
Photo by John Schults
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To Pay $510 Million

Time Warner

Time Warner Inc. said on Wednesday it agreed to pay the U.S. government $510 million to resolve criminal and civil charges that its America Online unit fraudulently inflated its revenue figures.

The agreements close a two-year investigation by the U.S. Justice Department and Securities and Exchange Commission and gives the world's largest media company financial flexibility to pursue a range of deals, including the acquisition of cable operator Adelphia Communications Corp.

Under the agreement filed in federal court in Virginia, Time Warner accepted responsibility for criminal violations made by AOL employees and pledged to cooperate fully with the Justice Department in its investigation into individuals involved in the fraud, among other conditions.

In exchange, the government agreed to defer prosecution of the company for two years, after which it will dismiss charges if Time Warner complies with the deal.

Time Warner

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Cigarette Wreath for 105-Year Old Smoker

Marie Ellis

Nursing home staff paid tribute to a 105-year old British woman who had smoked since the age of 15 by cremating her with a packet of cigarettes and laying a large floral cigarette on her coffin.

Marie Ellis died -- of natural causes -- at the Eaton Lodge Nursing Home in Kent, southeast England, in early December and was cremated on Tuesday, clutching a packet of her favorite Benson and Hedges cigarettes.

"We will always remember her for her smoking because the first thing she asked when she got up was 'Can I have a cigarette,'" said matron Maria Kallis, who commissioned a large wreath in the shape of a cigarette, made with white and yellow chrysanthemums, for the spinster's coffin.

Apart from her 15-a-day habit, she was also notorious among staff for her unhealthy eating habits, often asking for sugar in her soup and always demanding three sugars in her coffee.

Staff played the song Smoke Gets in Your Eyes at Ellis' funeral and are planning a memorial concrete ashtray for her in the nursing home garden, where her ashes will also be buried.

Marie Ellis

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In Memory

Sidonie Goossens

Sidonie Goossens, Britain's most acclaimed harpist and the last surviving member of the famous musical family, died Wednesday at the age of 105, her relatives said.

She died peacefully in her sleep at her Surrey home, outside London.

Goossens and her siblings dominated musical life in Britain throughout the last century.

A founder member of the BBC Symphony Orchestra, in 1991 she became the oldest person to appear at the Last Night of the Proms when she performed a month before her 92nd birthday.

Her grandfather, conductor Eugene Goossens, moved to Britain from Belgium in the late 19th century and settled in Liverpool. His son, also called Eugene, also became a conductor.

The grandchildren inherited their musical talents. Sidonie Goossens' siblings were conductor-composer Sir Eugene (1893-1962), oboist Leon (1897-1988), horn-player Adolphe (1896-1916) and harpist Marie (1894-1991).

Sidonie Goossens

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In Memory

Pauline Gore

Pauline Gore, mother of former Vice President Al Gore and widow of the late U.S. Sen. Albert Gore Sr., died at her home in Tennessee on Wednesday, her family said. She was 92.

She had suffered a heart attack and stroke in 1995 but the cause of her death was not announced. She died peacefully in her sleep, a statement issued by the family said.

Gore was one of the first women to graduate from the Vanderbilt University Law School. She was an active in the political career of her husband, who was prominent in Tennessee and national politics for nearly three decades. Their son served in Congress, was Bill Clinton's vice president and ran unsuccessfully for president.

In the 1930s she left her home in the small town of Dresden, Tennessee, moved to Nashville and worked as a waitress at the old Andrew Jackson Hotel to put herself through law school. She practiced law in Arkansas and Tennessee before marrying in 1937.

Her husband served in the U.S. House of Representatives from 1939 to 1953 and in the Senate from 1953 to 1970. She ran his office when he served as an Army private in the Second World War.

Pauline Gore

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A portion of a herd of buffalo sit idle moments before they're moved into two trailers on the Catalina Island Wednesday, Dec. 15, 2004, in Avalon, Calif. The bufallo will be repatriated to American Indians in South Dakota.
Photo by Ric Francis
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