BartCop Entertainment Archives - Thursday, 11 August, 2005

Thursday

11 August, 2005

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Cory!! Strode On Graphic Novels

Uncle Scrooge

There have been a lot of great graphic novels this summer, but the one that stands above them all is one that most adult readers of comics will dismiss out of hand and by doing so, will miss the best story of the year.

I was never a fan of Disney's main characters in cartoons, preferring the Warner Brothers pantheon, but when it came to comic books, the Disney Ducks were ones that I kept reading, even after I "outgrew" kid's comics.

Disney's Uncle Scrooge is a character who was invented in comic books in the 1940's and didn't even appear in a Disney cartoon until 1967's "SCROOGE McDUCK AND MONEY", which made the school circuits by the time I was a kid as a short cartoon on how investing worked. The character is best known because of the brilliant work of cartoonist Carl Barks, who wrote and drew most of the Uncle Scrooge stories, and while his work was unsigned until the late 1980's, he was known simply as "The Good Duck Artist." Many of his stories featuring the character are classics, and were collected in large collector hard covers in the 1980's. In these stories, Bark's showed Scrooge to be an adventurer who had little time for laziness or fear. While many of the stories Barks did were about someone trying to get Scrooge's money, the best of them are adventure stories of Scrooge, Donald and Donald's nephews traveling to a far-distant land to find some rare artifact. They were adventure stories wrapped in a "funny animal" suit, and owe more to movie serials and Edgar Rice Burroughs stories than to the bland cartoons Disney would have Donald and Mickey appear in.

However, when Gladstone Comics was formed in the 1980's to publish Disney comics, they had a new artist drawing Uncle Scrooge stories: Don Rosa. Rosa was a long-time fan of Barks's work, and it showed in his attention to detail and complex plots. This culminated in 1991 with a series of stories that tied together all of the different hints Barks had dropped in his stories about Uncle Scrooge's background and embellished on them in a series of 12 stories called "The Life And Times Of Scrooge McDuck." Those stories were wildly popular at the time, were collected in a series of four "album" style books (which were popular at the time" and have since gone to be worth quite a bit of money as Disney comics took back publication of their characters and then failed in the American marketplace.

Now, the entire series of stories has been reprinted in a single book for the first time in the United States and has been a surprise hit, selling out in comic shops at a time when Disney comics don't do very well.

The story starts in the late 1800's, and deals with Uncle Scrooge finding his famous "lucky dime", but more than just an exercise in retelling old stories done by Barks, Rose uses the bits and pieces scattered in Barks's stories to tell all new stories. The whole book could have been a dull continuity driven slog, but instead, Rosa draws the reader in with deft plotting, historical research (no, really…his work is historically accurate except for the ducks taking the place of humans) and deft use of background gags that have little to do with the main story and seem like little bonus jokes for those paying attention to the art.

Playing off the character's name and gruff personality when first introduced, Rosa takes the character traits Barks used and explains not just how he became "the richest duck in the world", but why he was so tough and hostile, and why all of the family members Barks alluded to in his stories weren't around any more. Deeper and richer than what most people think of when they think of a Disney comic book, Rosa shows that the thing that makes a story work is having characters that the reader cares about. If you haven't ever read a Disney comic book because "it's kid's stuff", "The Life And Times Of Uncle Scrooge" is one that will surprise you, and is as good, if not better, than any of the "historical fiction" sitting of the shelf of your local bookseller.

Life and Times of Uncle Scrooge gets a 5 out of 5.



Cory!! Strode (The Best Dressed Man In Comics) has written comic books, novels, jokes for comedians, Op Ed columns, the on-line comic strip www.Asylumon5thstreet.com and has all kinds of things on his website, www.solitairerose.com

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DANCING TOGETHER

LITTLE WHIRLING DERVISHES

2 GIRLS WITH 4 ARMS


Zen Man
(at the former Julia Morgan home for Jewish Girls in SFZC)

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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

William Rivers Pitt: Every Mother's Son (TruthOut.org. Posted on Alternet)
Why Cindy Sheehan won't leave Crawford until she gets some answers from George W. Bush -- the man who sent her son needlessly to die in Iraq.


Cindy Sheehan: "The Secret Service is Trying to Intimidate Us" (bellaciao.org)
Cindy Sheehan called After Downing Street moments ago at 10 p.m. ET to report that the Secret Service is trying to intimidate her and members of Gold Star Families for Peace, Iraq Veterans Against the War, and Veterans for Peace into leaving their protest near Bush's Crawford, Texas ranch.


Cindy, Crawford, and the Bush Smear Machine (pnionline.com)
It's truly amazing what the human spirit can accomplish. From Gandhi's Salt March to Martin Luther King's Letter from Birmingham Jail, a single person can fight a corrupt establishment and win -- when truth and justice is on his or her side.


Ted Rall: 'Got empathy?' (smirkingchimp.com)
Sounds like a movie, huh? "Red Dawn" is a classic document of Reagan-era jingoism filtered through Cold War paranoia.


Joshua Holland: Why Conservatives are Winning the Campus Wars (Gadflyer. Posted on Alternet)
The campus Left, which is still organized for the most part by students and community activists, increasingly finds itself up against conservative strategists who put as much as $20 million dollars a year into building a conservative student base.


A Personal Note from Bruce
Bruce fights backs by donating $50 each month to the Ohio University College Democrats at OUCD, c/o Athens County Democratic Party, 18 W. State St., Suite 102, Athens, OH 45701. (They say "thanks" for the checks you guys sent earlier.)


Bill Gallagher: 'Bush vacations while soldiers die' (Niagara Falls Reporter. Posted on smirkingchimp.com)
DETROIT -- The worst commander in chief in American history is relaxing, escaping from reality, and enjoying his five-week vacation down on the ranch. Maybe he should spend a little time reviewing his war plan for prevailing in Iraq, thinking of a way to end the carnage and get U.S. troops home safely.


A.J. Daulerio: MR. ROGERS IS GOING TO HELL, THE FDNY IS EVIL BUT HE LOVES THEM ANYWAY: THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO PASTOR FRED PHELPS
FRED: Oh, hogwash. I'm the only one who loves these beasts. I'm the only one that loves them. It plainly says in Leviticus: 19 that "if you love these Sodomites, you've got to warn them that they're going to hell or if you don't you hate your brother and your heart."


Rory O'Connor: Wiki-mania (AlterNet)
The latest 'Big Bang' in information-sharing is free, and its flagship already gets more traffic than the New York Times and USA Today combined: Meet the 'wiki.'


Dave Shulman: In Conversation with Jim Jarmusch (LA Weekly. Posted on Alternet)
The iconic director of 'Broken Flowers' discusses the film, Bill Murray, the Hollywood machine, and the annoying expectations of interviewers.


Brett Sokol: Payola on the Cheap (miaminewtimes.com)
Bribing DJs used to be expensive, but now mere trinkets will do the trick


Zen Stories: Cartoon

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Another Rant

Avery Ant

THIS WEEK...

World's Top 10 Superwomen!
 

No. 2 --- Wu Yi

Having risen up the ranks of China's Communist Party, Wu Yi, 66,
battled her archvillain, the evil "Capitalist Menace" and became a
member of The Super Great Chinese Superhero Society...
 

 

Stand Up Ant Rant

 

Many thanks to my pal Spud for all
her invaluable help with "The Ladies."

 

 

 

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Purple Gene Reviews

'Duel'



Purple Gene's review of the made for TV movie "Duel" (1971)
Directed by Steven Spielberg:

"Officer, I'd like to report a truck driver who's endangering my life!"….."That truck driver's crazy! He's been tryin' to kill me…I mean it!"…."He's usin' his truck as a murder weapon and uh….killin' people on the highway!" Poor David Mann (Dennis Weaver - "Seven Angry Men" - "Duel at Diablo" - "Gunsmoke" - "Stolen Women, Captured Hearts") is just a nerdy bespeckled businessman driving through the California desert on his way back home….he's in a little bit of a hurry and decides to try to pass a big truck…..Everytime he tries, the truck driver either speeds up, slows down or pulls himself into the fast lane……David doesn't like this and finds a spot where he can hit a stretch of dirt road and get in front and cut this guy off…and throw some desert dust in his face…….he revs his little red Plymouth Valiant up and jambs past the truck…home free…nothin' but open highway ahead!!!!!!! Or so he thinks!

Poor David doesn't realize that this huge rusty old Peterbilt Tanker is a "Monster" and the driver is fucking "Psycho"!!!!! As he sees this gargantuan grill going right up his ass…David speeds up….70 miles per hour….80…..90…Shit he can't shake this Son of a bitch and the fun is just beginning……



After about a half an hour of this game, David sees "Chucks Café" up ahead and careens off the road into a cattle fence just as the Tanker flies by….Whew…"I'm goin' in and havin' a cup of coffee"…..As David sits down at a corner table, he sees the Truck pull up outside and just sit….and wait…and wait….David is really starting to freak out and ends up accusing some oakie eating a sandwich of being the driver and starts harassing him….wrong guy….David gets his butt kicked and booted….So he runs to his car and gets the hell out and on to the road again because the Truck is nowhere in sight….whew!!!!!!

But the open road doesn't last long….waiting at the top of the hill is the snorting, smoking evil tanker and it won't let David go by….David gets out of his car after several thwarted attempts….walks up to the truck….it takes off…….the whole time all this is going on, we hear David talking to himself and the conversation is getting acute!!!! But maybe the guy has given up…that's what David is thinking as he pulls off the road at the "Snakerama Gas Station" which has tons of snakes in cages and iguanas and gila monsters….and a phone booth! While David drops his dime and gets the local sheriff on the line, the monster returns heading right for the phone booth! David jumps out just in time as the blue booth gets leveled along with all the snake cages and we see the proprietor chasing her favorite iguana and David runs to his reliable red Valiant for the final chase…..



The grill of the Tanker Truck looks like a grinning gargoyle as it starts ramming David and actually tries to push his car into an oncoming train……David is sweating and swearing and up ahead is a huge hill….maybe he can lose him here….the truck slows down as the grade gets steeper…David starts pulling away….until he looks at his temperature gauge…."holy shit…a water hose musta broke"….that ol' slant six engine starts choking and smoking - getting hotter and hotter …and SLOWING DOWN!!!! "If I can just get to the top of this hill ahead of him…I can coast"….David is screaming and slamming his hands on the steering wheel…."C'mon Baby….C'mon Baby…you can do it"!!!!!! Aaaaaaah …..we're over …we're coasting…cooling off….picking up speed…what's that up ahead????? A fucking detour sign….as they swerve onto the dirt, David make a last ditch effort to get away!!! "Oh my gawd, there's a cliff up ahead"…So David jams a suitcase against the gas and jumps out just before the edge……….As the snorting satanic tanker crashes into the Valiant, they both go over the cliff….in Super Slo-Mo……David is left sitting there as the sun sets……barely breathing!

Purple Gene gives "Duel" 9 rusty lug nuts out of 10 for being a pretty wild ride and keeping the tension up (Spielberg's first big movie)!

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

YOU'RE A BRAIN DEAD RIGHT WING CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVE PRICK. GET OVER IT

GO CINDY!

HOME ON THE RANGE

HE SHOULD GET A MEDAL

"I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE DOGS. YOU JUST GO"

DIVINE TRITE

FIND 'EM, FUCK 'EM AND FORGET 'EM

KING GEORGE AND THE SERVANT SOCIETY

CORRECTION: THE REALLY FUCKING STUPID SOCIETY

THEOFASCISM

THE WICKED BITCH OF THE EAST IS BACK ON HER BROOM

UNLESS YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT

BURN BABY BURN!

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Sunny day - the kid's final report card finally arrived, and it was much improved, so we went down to Seal Beach for the day.

Seal Beach is a lovely seaside community barely behind the Orange Curtain.

Was rather Twilight-Zonish, though.

Beautiful, sunny, mid-August summer day in beach towns are traditionally crowded, but not today - not at all.

The beach was nearly empty. Huge patches of sand with no blankets/towels. No lines at any of the restaurants. Passed fewer than 20 people walking down the pier. The city parking lot was ¾ empty - there was even (free) street parking available.

In the 30-odd years I've lived in California I've never seen any beach town so empty mid-summer.


Tin Foil Hat Warning:
Came across this prediction for Thursday, August 11, at 5:15 PM (no, I'm not endorsing anything - but as a curosity).



Tonight, Thursday:

CBS opens the night with a FRESH 'Big Brother 6', followed by a RERUN 'CSI: The Original One', then a RERUN 'Without A Trace'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Rosie Perez, X Games and BMX gold medalist Dave Mirra.
On a RERUN Craig (from 5/11/05) are Kermit the Frog, Leelee Sobieski, and Tori Amos.

NBC begins the night with a RERUN 'Joey', followed by a RERUN 'Will & Grace', then a FRESH 'The Law Firm', followed by a RERUN 'ER' (starts 1 minute before the top of the hour).
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Steve Carell, Greta Van Susteren, and Gavin DeGraw.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Rob Schneider, Andre Benjamin, and Louis CK.
On a RERUN Carson Daly (from 7/13/05) are Alonzo Mourning, Eugene Mirman, and Regina Spektor.

ABC starts the night with a RERUN 'Extreme Makeover', followed by the SEASON FINALE 'Hooking Up', then 'PrimeTime Live'.
On a RERUN Jimmy Kimmel are D.L. Hughley, Bam Margera, and Mike O'Connell.

The WB offers a RERUN 'Smallville', followed by a RERUN 'Everwood'.

Faux has a RERUN 'That 70s Show', followed by another RERUN 'That 70s Show', then a RERUN 'The O.C.'.

UPN fills the night with 'WWE SmackDown!'.

A&E has 'American Justice', followed by a FRESH 'Cold Case Files', and 'The First 48'.

AMC offers the movie 'Heartbreak Ridge', followed by the movie 'Thunderball', then the movie 'Thunderball', again.

BBC  -   
 [2pm]    'My Family' - All Roads Lead to Ramon;
 [2:40pm]    'My Hero' - A Little Learning;
 [3:20pm]    'The Thin Blue Line' - Fly on the Wall;
 [4pm]    'Comics Unleashed' - Episode 3;
 [4:40pm]    'Blackadder' - Nob & Nobility;
 [5:20pm]    'Blackadder' - Sense & Senility;
 [6pm]    'BBC World News';
 [6:30pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Pigott;
 [7pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 44;
 [8pm]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes To the Bathroom;
 [8:40pm]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - The Naked Ant;
 [9:20pm]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - Intermission;
 [10pm]    'Teachers' - Episode 2;
 [11pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 44;
 [12am]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes To the Bathroom;
 [12:40am]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - The Naked Ant;
 [1:20am]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - Intermission;
 [2am]    'Teachers' - Episode 2;
 [3am]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes To the Bathroom;
 [3:40am]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - The Naked Ant;
 [4:20am]    'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - Intermission;
 [5am]    'Teachers' - Episode 2;
 [6am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'West Wing', followed by eight (8) episodes of 'Being Bobby Brown'.

Comedy Central has 'Comedy Central Presents' (Bill Dwyer), last night's 'Adam Carolla', last night's 'Jon Stewart', 'Weekends At The D.L.', another 'Comedy Central Presents' (Tony Woods), 'South Park', 'Chappelle's Show', and 'Reno 911!'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Andre Benjamin.
Scheduled on a FRESH Adam Carolla is TBA.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'Ape To Man', and another 'Modern Marvels'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]    'Chelsea Walls' (2001);
 [8AM]    Short: Lollipops' (2002);
 [8:15AM]    'Bad Behavior' (1993);
 [10AM]    'Spring Forward' (1999);
 [12PM]    'Bread And Roses' (2001);
 [2PM]    'IFC August Short Film Showcase' (2005);
 [3PM]    'At the IFC Center' (2005);
 [3:30PM]    Short: 'Lollipops' (2002);
 [3:45PM]    'Ten Tiny Love Stories' (2001);
 [5:30PM]    'Bad Behavior' (1993);
 [7:15PM]    'Bread And Roses' (2001);
 [9:15PM]    'Waterland' (1992);
 [11PM]    'Tape' (2001);
 [12:35AM]    'Chelsea Walls' (2001);
 [2:30AM]    'Fur On The Asphalt: The Greg The Bunny Reunion Show' (2005);
 [3AM]    'Tape' (2001);
 [4:30AM]    'IFC August Short Film Showcase' (2005);
 [5:30AM]    'Fur On The Asphalt: The Greg The Bunny Reunion Show' (2005).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has the movie 'The Frighteners', followed by the movie 'Hollow Man'.

Sundance  -   
 [6:30AM]    'Mullitt';
 [7AM]    'The Al Franken Show': (08/10/05);
 [8AM]    'Estonia Dreams Of Eurovision!';
 [9:05AM]    'Off the Record';
 [10:30AM]    'Ginger and Cinnamon';
 [12:15PM]    'Love Me If You Dare';
 [2PM]    'Fat City';
 [3:45PM]    'Resisting Paradise';
 [5:05PM]    'Ginger and Cinnamon';
 [7PM]    'The Staircase: Chapter 4 - A Prosecution Trickery';
 [8PM]    'Crackers';
 [9:35PM]    'Love Me If You Dare';
 [11:15PM]    'Silverstar';
 [11:30PM]    'The Al Franken Show': (08/11/05);
 [12:30AM]    'Light Sleeper';
 [2:15AM]    'The Cathedral';
 [2:30AM]    'The Al Franken Show': (08/12/05);
 [3:30AM]    'The Staircase: Chapter 4 - A Prosecution Trickery';
 [4:15AM]    'Crackers'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM spends 24 hours with Kirk Douglas.
 [6am]    'The Story Of Three Loves' (1953);
 [8:15am]    'Lust For Life' (1956)     [View Trailer];
 [10:30am]    'The Bad and the Beautiful' (1952)     [View Trailer];
 [12:30pm]    'The Devil's Disciple' (1959);
 [2pm]    'The Strange Love Of Martha Ivers' (1946);
 [4pm]    'Out of the Past' (1947);
 [5:45pm]    'The Way West' (1967);
 [8pm]    'The Big Sky' (1952)     [View Trailer];
 [10:30pm]    'Paths Of Glory' (1957)     [View Trailer];
 [12am]    'Is Paris Burning?' (1966)  [AKA: 'Paris brûle-t-il?'];
 [3am]    'Mourning Becomes Electra' (1947).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Friday  -  08/12

TCM spends 24 hours with Jane Wyman.
 [6am]    'The Body Disappears' (1941);
 [7:15am]    'Ready, Willing And Able' (1937);
 [9am]    'Mr. Dodd Takes The Air' (1937);
 [10:30am]    'Larceny, Inc.' (1942);
 [12:15pm]    'The Doughgirls' (1944);
 [2pm]    'You're In The Army Now' (1941);
 [3:30pm]    'Night And Day' (1946)     [View Trailer];
 [5:45pm]    'The Yearling' (1946)     [View Trailer];
 [8pm]    'Magnificent Obsession' (1954);
 [10pm]    'All That Heaven Allows' (1955);
 [11:45pm]    'Johnny Belinda' (1948);
 [1:30am]    'A Kiss In The Dark' (1949);
 [3am]    'Make Your Own Bed' (1944);
 [4:30am]    'Honeymoon For Three' (1941).    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Actress Lauren Bacall arrives at the New York premiere of the film 'Asylum' Tuesday, Aug. 9, 2005.
Photo by Jeff Christensen
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Are You Ready For Some Football?

Rolling Stones

The Rolling Stones are teaming with ABC and the NFL for a season-long marketing tie-in with "Monday Night Football."

Footage from the Stones' concert tour performance in Detroit will be included in "NFL Opening Kickoff 2005," a one-hour pre-game special on Sept. 8 (8 p.m. EST), the network announced Monday. The special will run before the season opener between the New England Patriots and the Oakland Raiders.

ABC will feature music and video footage of the Stones throughout the 2005 season in "Monday Night Football" promotional campaigns and in-game highlights packages.

Rolling Stones

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Subject Of Demme Documentary

Neil Young

American filmmaker Jonathan Demme, who directed the Oscar-winning movie "Silence of the Lambs," will film rock legend Neil Young for a documentary on the veteran musician, an industry publication said.

Demme will film the Canadian rocker in concert August 18-19 at the Ryman Auditorium in Nashville, Tennessee, for the documentary titled "Prairie Wind," according to Variety. Young's next album due in September bears the same title.

Neil Young

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Argentine-born Israeli conductor and pianist Daniel Barenboim performs with members of the West-Eastern Divan Orchestra at an Argentine Islamic in Buenos Aires, Argentina August 10, 2005. Barenboim's West-Eastern Divan Orchestra's young musicians include Arabs, Palestinians and Israelis. Through it, the composer and his late partner, Palestinian writer Edward Said, hoped to use music to heal Jewish-Arab tensions.
Photo by Marcos Brindicci
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An Officer & A Gentleman

Lt. Col. Alexis Fecteau

A full-time Air Force Reserve lieutenant colonel could face criminal charges for allegedly vandalizing cars parked at Denver International Airport bearing pro-Bush bumper stickers.

Lt. Col. Alexis Fecteau, director of operations for reserve forces at the National Security Space Institute in Colorado Springs, is believed to be responsible for defacing at least 10 vehicles between December and June, police spokesman Sonny Jackson said Tuesday. A bait car left by a police detective was also defaced and the detective tracked down Fecteau, who turned himself in Friday.

Jackson said Fecteau is suspected of blacking out the Bush bumper stickers and then spray painting an expletive and the president's name on the vehicles.

Lt. Col. Alexis Fecteau

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Song Not an Anti-Bush Tirade

Mick Jagger

The Rolling Stones' upcoming album contains a song seemingly critical of resident Bush, but Mick Jagger denies it's directed at him, according to the syndicated TV show "Extra."

"It is not really aimed at anyone," Jagger said on the entertainment-news show's Wednesday edition. "It's not aimed, personally aimed, at President Bush. It wouldn't be called 'Sweet Neo Con' if it was."

"It is certainly very critical of certain policies of the administration, but so what! Lots of people are critical," Jagger told "Extra."

Mick Jagger

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Mural Misspellings Corrected

Maria Alquilar

Miami artist Maria Alquilar, much maligned for 11 misspellings that popped up in the educational mural she designed for the Livermore public library last year, spent today under the hot sun correcting her mistakes.

In addition to fixing the Shakespeare's name, she changed "Eistein" to "Einstein," "Gaugan" to "Gauguin" and more.

Apparently, Alquilar wanted to return quietly to do the edits, for which city officials are paying her $6,000 plus travel expenses. That's on top of the $40,000 she received for creating the 16-foot circular mosaic, made up of 175 historical names and cultural words.

Maria Alquilar

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A Palestinian walks past a drawing by British graffiti artist Banksy, along part of the controversial Israeli barrier near the Kalandia checkpoint in the West Bank August 10, 2005.
Photo by Ammar Awad
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Banned By The BBC

'Popetown'

A cartoon which was banned from the BBC for its depiction of the pope as an immature brat is set to cause new controversy after it was confirmed it will be released on DVD in Britain.

"Popetown", which features the voices of comedienne Ruby Wax as the pontiff and model Jerry Hall as a fame-hungry nun, was commissioned for digital TV channel BBC Three, but deemed too offensive for broadcast last year.

The 10-part animation, commissioned in 2002 before the death of Pope John Paul II, also features corrupt cardinals, plotlines about bestiality and an elderly pope bouncing around the Vatican on a pogo stick.

'Popetown'

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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L.A. Woman Drops Suit

Snoop Dogg

A makeup artist dropped a lawsuit alleging she was drugged and raped by rapper Snoop Dogg and several of his associates after a taping of ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live" two years ago.

The woman's attorney filed a request last Wednesday to dismiss the suit with prejudice, meaning it cannot be refiled. No criminal charges were ever brought.

Snoop Dogg's attorney also asked that a suit he filed against the accuser be dismissed, said the rapper's publicist, Meredith O'Sullivan.

Snoop Dogg

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In this photo released by E. Randol Schoenberg, Pablo Picasso's 1922 oil 'Femme en blanc,' (Woman in White) is seen. Marilynn Alsdorf, the current owner, will settle a legal dispute over her Picasso painting by paying $6.5 million to the grandson of a Jewish woman who lost it to Nazis just before World War II, attorneys announced Tuesday, Aug. 9, 2005. She will keep the painting, now valued at more than $12 million, and will be allowed to sell it after the settlement is approved by a federal judge.
Photo by E. Randol Schoenberg
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Vehicles Strike Woman

Hummer Limo

A 25-year-old woman was fatally injured Wednesday morning on the southbound San Diego (405) Freeway in Costa Mesa when she apparently jumped from a Hummer limousine in a possible suicide, authorities said.

The Orange County Register reported that the woman was a member of a German punk rock band and had been partying with friends before the incident occurred. The woman's name was not reported.

Police told the newspaper there were five other passengers in the limousine, including another band member.

The incident happened shortly after 5 a.m., causing southbound traffic on the busy San Diego Freeway to back up for miles.

Hummer Limo

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A snake is offered with milk by a Hindu devotee on the occasion of Naag Panchami festival in Allahabad, India, Wednesday, August 10, 2005. Naag Panchami is a day dedicated to snake worship.
Photo by Rajesh Kumar Singh
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Dances On Reagan's Grave

'Monte'

A California man dubbed a "Satanist" on an online message board has posted photos of himself dancing on President Ronald Reagan's grave, raising the ire of the former chief executive's admirers.

Posted on Ruthlessreviews.com (warning: vulgar site), the photos show a thin, white man likely in his 20s wearing an AC/DC T-shirt and having hopped over the fence that protects Reagan's grave.

The poster, who goes by "TheFreakKingdom" and claims he's from San Diego, writes with one photo: "Judging from my expression and body language, combined with what little I do remember, this appears to be about the time security guards noticed I had jumped the fence and started jigging over Reagan's rotting corpse (the original plan called for the Electric Slide, and then humping the ground, and then whatever else I could get away with, but security was stricter than we had anticipated)."

The post is signed "Monte."

For the rest of this shocking story - with pictures (including one of a visit to Nixon's grave) - 'Monte'

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Festivalgoers relax inside the 3-D Luminarium inflatable installation made by British designer Alain Parkinson, during Budapest's one-week, around-the-clock Sziget ('Island') music festival on an island in the Danube river, August 10, 2005. The open-air festival, one of Europe's largest, usually draws crowds of around 600,000 from all over the world.
Photo by Laszlo Balogh
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Crowned King

Goat

A wild mountain goat was crowned King of Ireland on Wednesday in an ancient annual ritual whose origins are lost in the mists of history.

For three days, Charlie, a grey male goat with brown trimmings, will reign over this year's Puck Fair -- one of Ireland's oldest and best-loved street festivals -- in Killorglin, in the southwestern county of Kerry.

The festival, which also includes a traditional horse fair, open-air concerts, and firework displays, is expected to generate around 7 million euros (4.8 million pounds) for the local economy.

Goat

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In Memory

Barbara Bel Geddes

Barbara Bel Geddes, the winsome actress who rose to stage and movie stardom but reached her greatest fame as Miss Ellie Ewing in the long-running TV series "Dallas," has died. She was 82.

Bel Geddes was nominated for an Academy Award for best supporting actress for the 1948 drama "I Remember Mama" and was the original Maggie the Cat on Broadway in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof."

But she was best known as the matriarch of the rambunctious Ewing oil family on "Dallas," which hurtled to the top of the ratings despite negative reviews. Bel Geddes won an Emmy in 1980 as best lead actress in a drama series and remains the only nighttime soap star to be so honored.

In 1945, Bel Geddes made a splash on Broadway at 23 with her first important role in "Deep Are the Roots," winning the New York Drama Critics Award as best actress.

In her film career, Bel Geddes was able to work with great filmmakers such as Kazan ("Panic in the Streets") and Alfred Hitchcock ("Vertigo"). She also costarred with Danny Kaye in "The Five Pennies" and with Jeanne Moreau in "Five Branded Women."

Among Bel Geddes' other major theater credits were roles in Terence Rattigan's "The Sleeping Prince" (1956); Robert Anderson's "Silent Night, Holy Night" (1959), which co-starred Henry Fonda; and Edward Albee's "Everything in the Garden" (1967). She was born in New York City on Oct. 31, 1922, the daughter of renowned industrial designer Norman Bel Geddes.

Barbara Bel Geddes

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In Memory

Emery 'Detroit Junior' Williams

Pianist and songwriter Emery "Detroit Junior" Williams, a raspy-voiced bluesman known for rambunctious stage antics that included playing piano while on his knees, has died, his record company said on Wednesday.

Two songs he wrote and recorded became blues standards for other performers -- "Call My Job" and "Money Tree."

Emerging with his own band, The Blues Chaps, in the Detroit area at age 19, Williams backed such touring stars as John Lee Hooker and Amos Milburn. Milburn's songs about the evils of alcohol inspired Williams' best songwriting.

Williams joined Howlin' Wolf's band in 1968 and stayed on with The Wolf Gang after the bandleader's death in 1976.

Emery 'Detroit Junior' Williams

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In Memory

Judith Rossner

Judith Rossner, the straight-talking, straight-writing New Yorker who in "Looking for Mr. Goodbar" and other novels relentlessly analyzed educated women amid the fear and freedom of social and sexual revolutions, has died at age 70.

Born Judith Perelman in 1935, Rossner was a native New Yorker who dropped out of college to marry Robert Rossner, a writer and teacher whom she divorced in 1972.

As a single mother with two children, and three previous novels that sold little, Rossner consciously sought a more commercial story and began working on "Mr. Goodbar," based on the true story of a teacher murdered in a singles bar.

She wrote in the early morning, before leaving for her job as a secretary, and hoped the book would make enough money to allow her to take time off from work. She achieved far more. "Mr. Goodbar" was both a best seller and hot property in Hollywood, which purchased film rights even before the book came out.

Rossner's survivors include her husband, Stanley Leff; her children, Daniel and Jean Rossner; and three grandchildren.

Judith Rossner

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Matthew McGrory

Matthew McGrory, the deep-voiced 7-foot-plus actor who moved from appearances on Howard Stern's radio show to a high-profile role as a gentle giant in the movie "Big Fish," has died. He was 32.

McGrory died Tuesday at his home in Los Angeles, said director Drew Sky, who was working with him on his current movie, a biopic of wrestler-turned-actor Andre the Giant. Paramedics determined he died of apparent natural causes, police said.

He played a human Sasquatch in 2001's "Bubble Boy," an alien in "Men In Black II" (2002) and Tiny in the Rob Zombie horror movies "House of 1000 Corpses" (2003) and its sequel released this year, "The Devil's Rejects."

His big break in Hollywood came in 2003 with Tim Burton-directed "Big Fish." Ewan McGregor's character refuses to be intimidated by the size of McGrory's Karl character, walking up to shake his hand.

Matthew McGrory

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A day-old female Red-Faced Black Spider monkey whose mother died after giving birth, hugs a toy monkey at the Estoril Zoo in Sao Bernardo do Campo, 30 Km (20 miles) south of Sao Paulo, Brazil, on Wednesday, Aug. 10, 2005. A contest will be held to name her.
Photo by Alexandre Meneghini
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