Bartcop Entertainment - Sunday, 23 December, 2001

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Sunday

23 December, 2001

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Reader Response

Civics 101

by Mr. Freeze

Let me put it in blunt terms. It's time for all us patriotic Americans to not only sit through, but pay attention to a collective refresher course in Civics 101. Here's why:

Our duly-elected President would have so-called war criminals tried without the benefit of standard judicial procedures ensured by the Constitution. Our President would have suspected terrorists and their co-conspirators stripped of due process rights guaranteed by the Bill of Rights. Why?

Because our President has declared war. War against whom? War against terrorism.

But, wait. According to the Constitution only Congress can declare war against a foreign power. Therein lies the catch. There is no foreign power called Terrorism. Our President has declared war against a nebulous concept, a ubiquitous buzz word, an oblique, ambiguous term. A term defined by whom?

A term defined by our President, of course.

(Remember a long-forgotten President's so-called War on Drugs? Forget I brought it up.)

Then again, Congress seems to be in full support of our President's war against a nebulous buzz word, so he seems to be in the clear on that point. What a relief.

What, then, is the universally-accepted definition of "terrorism?" Violence?

Not violence, per se, of course. Violence against Americans? What about violence against Americans perpetrated by other Americans? That's crime, Citizen.

Perhaps then, violence against Americans by non-Americans? Now you're getting warm.

What about violence by Americans against non-Americans?

(That's retribution--bite your tongue, traitor!)

So then, to summarize: our President has seemingly been handed by our Congress, our nation, our ever-patriotic populace the power to decide what terrorism is; who the good guys and bad guys are; how, when and where they'll be adjudicated and quietly disposed of—at his sole and ubiquitous discretion, of course.

Hey, that sounds suspiciously like a dictatorship.

Now you're getting the picture, Citizen. I think you're about ready for American Jurisprudence 200.

(Provided our President doesn't cancel that course next semester for the good of the National Security, of course.)

What's the definition of "National Security?" Don't even get me started . . .

~~ Mr. Freeze


The Home Page Of Mr. Freeze

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Fun Link

Retro-Radio

It's not liberal, but, it's fun.

Retro-Radio


Thanks to Jim at HiltonSound

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America's Greatest Living Playwright

Arthur Miller

Arthur Miller, America's greatest living playwright, will speak out against the Bush administration for abusing civil rights, in a BBC interview to be broadcast on Christmas Day.

Miller was called before Senator McCarthy's Un-American Activities Committee in the crusade against supposed left-wingers in 1956 and wrote one of his greatest plays, The Crucible, in response to it. He says he now fears the United States is using the war on terrorism to "increase its power over civil rights". Miller's words make him the highest-profile figure in the American arts world to take issue with President Bush's stance.

In the interview with the BBC World Service, he refers to Mr Bush's emergency order that allows non-Americans accused of helping terrorist enemies to be tried outside normal courts by military tribunals. Twenty million immigrants and visitors fall within its scope.

Miller says of the new law: "The government now is taking advantage of it ... and using it as a way of increasing its power over civil rights and so on, by this business of creating military courts for terrorists."

Asked by Ritula Shah, presenter of The World Today, whether he thinks the world has changed since 11 September, he says: "The confrontation of a mass dying is a traumatic experience even for the dullest mind and I think people were drawn together, but I question whether this is a long-term effect." Asked how events have forced American attitudes to change, he says: "I think that more people are prepared now ... to inquire as to why we are so hated in so many places.

"It comes as a big surprise to a lot of people who have always accepted that American foreign policy was beneficent."

Arthur Miller Interview On The BBC

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

ABC's MNF On Saturday was on in the background most of the evening. The word for the night seemed to be Oakland choked.

Caught some of 'Face/Off' on NBC, and decided that Nicolas Cage does a better John Travolta, than Travolta does a Cage.

SNL was the season opener with Reese Witherspoon & Rudy Guiliani & Paul Simon.

Attempted to see 'Lord of the Rings' at a 1 pm showing, but, it was sold-out by noon. Will try again tomorrow.



Tonight, Sunday, CBS has mostly rerun segments on '60 Minutes', followed by a rerun of 'One Special Night', with Julie Andrews & James Garner.

ABC regurgitates 'Jingle All The Way'.

NBC has (the ABC contracted) Oprah's adaptation of 'Beloved'.

MSNBC has a 'National Geographic Explorer' that is titled ''Beyond The Movie: the Lord of the Rings'' which examines the cultural influences behind the saga.

AMC a oouple of Classics -- the original 'Ocean's Eleven', and 'The Maltese Falcon'. Bogart rules as Sam Spade.



Anyone have any opinions?

Or reviews?



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``Little House on the Hill''

Al Franken



Four middle-aged men in Congress share a passion for policy and a house away from their families. They laugh. They eat takeout. They discuss water rights and dairy price supports.

Al Franken, comedy writer and ``Saturday Night Live'' alumnus, is trying to massage this material into a television sitcom. He's working loosely from a real-life model - a group house on Capitol Hill owned by California Rep. George Miller and occupied during congressional work weeks by Miller and three other Democrats.

Franken will give CBS a pilot sometime this winter. His working title is ``Little House on the Hill.''

Miller laughs at Franken's description of the living arrangement as ``adorable.'' He has owned the house since the late 1970s and has been renting space to colleagues since 1983, after his wife returned to the San Francisco Bay Area so his second son could go to school there.

Here's the layout: Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., and Rep. William Delahunt, D-Mass., sleep in the living room, near an open kitchen. Miller and Sen. Richard Durbin, D-Ill., have private rooms upstairs.

Congressional history is replete with lawmakers who save money by sharing living quarters - Abraham Lincoln did so when he served in the House. A few sleep in their offices.

Franken says he is not basing his characters on Miller, Schumer, Durbin and Delahunt.

``Little House on the Hill''

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Updated!

BartCop TV!

BC TV

Visit the site at BC TV

The 'Vidiot' never seems to rest - and doesn't let little things like laundry or housekeeping get in the way!

Damn near every show on TV must is listed - days & days worth of great reading.

If you have any questions about nearly any tv program, check out BC TV!

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The Scottish Tartans Society Register

& Madonna

Scottish tourist authorities have come up with an original plaid tartan pattern to honor Madonna and the publicity they say she's brought to the Scottish Highlands.

The blue, yellow, white and purple plaid has been registered with the Scottish Tartans Society Register.

Officials said they created the tartan to thank the queen of pop for drawing attention to the Scottish Highlands, where she and British film director Guy Ritchie were wed last year.

The Madonna Tartan

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Burning Down A House

Eminem

Residents of Highland Park are burning mad because a film crew torched a house as part of rapper Eminem's upcoming movie ``8 Mile.''

The house was set afire as part of a turning point in the film, when the main character portrayed by Eminem decides to turn his life around.

Residents protested the film company's need to burn the house, saying Highland Park is already dotted with hundreds of burned out homes and doesn't need the bad publicity.

A monthlong arson spree earlier this year terrified residents, and some said the filming of a burning building would glorify the very problem which is plaguing their neighborhoods.

In return for shooting the scene, the film company agreed to raze the abandoned house and two others, at a cost of $20,000, and to make a donation to the municipality that is located within Detroit.

Eminem & Highland Park

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New!

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop

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More 'Lord Of The Rings'

Peter Jackson



New Line Cinema execs were worried about hiring "Lord of the Rings" director Peter Jackson - and not without reason. Jackson is famous in his native New Zealand and neighboring Australia for his bizarre, violent indie pictures - including "Bad Taste" (an alien flick which includes "gratuitous violence to a sheep"), "The Frighteners" and "Meet the Feebles." The last has been described as "a sort of X-rated Muppets."

Peter Jackson

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The 'Bing'-Laden Controversy Continues

Liz Hurley

Pregnant model Liz Hurley put the finger on millionaire ex-lover Steve Bing in an interview with NBC's Matt Lauer.

Pregnant Liz Hurley Friday insisted millionaire ex-lover Steve Bing is the father of her unborn baby.

She even vowed to take a DNA test to prove it after Bing, 36, claimed their relationship had been "non-exclusive" during a stormy war of words.

Model Hurley, 36, claimed she had been faithful to Bing during their 18-month relationship. "He was great and could not have been nicer, and I adored him," she said.

More Liz Hurley

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New! Updated!

(10 Dec., 2001)

BartCop Astrology

The official BartCop Astrologer, Geneva, has done good, again!

Currently, look at the charts of George Harrison.

Very interesting reading!

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Photographic Stills Stolen

Harry Potter 2

Photographic stills from the unfinished second Harry Potter movie were reported stolen from the film's studios in Britain, police said Saturday.

The photos from ``Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets'' were missing from a locked room at Leavesden Studios, north of London, where the film is being shot.

The film's production company, Warner Bros., warned the media not to use the stolen pictures, but would not comment further.

``Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets''

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Liberal Radio !

Erin Hart



Liberal radio - what a concept!

Join Erin Hart and celebrate the Christmas holidays on Sunday, Dec. 23rd, nearly regulation time (10 pm to 1 am [pst]) at www.710kiro.com or www.kiro710.com (It's a browser thing).

AND again when she subs for Lou Pate on Dec. 27th and 28th from 1 am to 5 am (that's Thursday and Friday REALLLY early, or late depending on your pov).

She'll be back to celebrate the New Year and Year in Review Dec 29th and 30th, regular or near regular time.

A very very Merry to all who celebrate Christmas and/or Solstice and get ready for Kwanzaa and a Prosperous 2002.

Thanks for listening.

For more details, visit Erin's homepage, http://www.erinistas.com/.

Say 'Hi' to Brian, the Webmaster, and, while you're there, check out his computer tips!

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American Media, Inc.

& Vaccine

People possibly exposed to anthrax at the Boca Raton offices of tabloid publisher American Media Inc. were offered a vaccine taken from military supplies Saturday, but there were few takers.

Anthrax contamination at the office complex was discovered in early October, when a photo editor died of the inhaled form of the disease after apparently coming into contact with tainted mail. A second employee was infected but lived.

Of more than 1,100 AMI employees and contractors to whom the three-shot series was offered, three people decided to take the vaccine, Tim O'Connor, spokesman for the Palm Beach County health department, said Saturday.

People were told it would be their only opportunity to start the series of vaccination shots, which the federal government is offering to people who have been in anthrax-contaminated buildings. The first shots were given to congressional employees in Washington.

The health of those who opt for the shots will be tracked for two years.

AMI publishes six supermarket tabloids, including The National Enquirer, Globe and Weekly World News.

American Media, Inc.

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BC Entertainment Favorite Link

Moose & Squirrel Information One-Stop

http://geocities.com/mooseandsquirrel1

What a great site! Information and reference materials of the first order!

Between 'Moose & Squirrel' and 'Google', who needs 'refdesk'!

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Cool Link

Chemcomics

Chemcomics


This site offers a 'Periodic Chart Of The Elements' With Comic Book Characters. Wish I had a use for it, but liked it (a lot), nevertheless.

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The National Film Registry

Library Of Congress

A man-eating shark, talking monkeys and beer-guzzling frat boys: That's how future generations will remember American culture at the turn of the 21st century.

Steven Spielberg's Jaws, Franklin J. Schaffner's Planet of the Apes and National Lampoon's Animal House were among 25 cinematic works selected for preservation by the National Film Registry at the Library of Congress.

The National Film Registry traditionally selects diverse titles for its archive, culled from feature-length films, documentaries, short films, animation and silent pictures that are "culturally, historically or esthetically," significant and reflect each movie's unique contributions to cinema history.

Among other more titles preserved for all time: Preston Sturges' classic 1944 comedy The Miracle of Morgan's Creek, starring Eddie Bracken and Betty Hutton; Robert Rossen's political drama All the King's Men (1949) starring Broderick Crawford; Elia Kazan's immigration tale America, America (1963); and perhaps as a poignant nod to September 11, Woody Allen's loving tribute to the Big Apple, 1979's Manhattan.

On the musical side, the hills are alive now that Robert Wise's 1965 classic The Sound of Music, starring Julie Andrews as a nun-turned governess, has danced its way into the Registry, as well as legendary director-choreographer Bob Fosse's All That Jazz (1979), starring Roy Scheider (who has now made the list twice after Jaws).

Joining the registry are several features relating the African-American experience during World War II--the civil-rights documentary, Marian Anderson: The Lincoln Memorial Concert, following the opera singer's electrifying 1939 outdoor concert after she was prohibited from performing at Constitution Hall due to segregationists in D.C.; Josef Berne's 1942's Jam Session, a 3-minute short film featuring jazz legend Duke Ellington & His Orchestra; and 1943's Stormy Weather, starring Lena Horne, Cab Calloway and Fats Waller.

Given its company, John Belushi's Bluto from Animal House might seem an unlikely choice. But any Librarian of Congress will tell you it's as relevant as Jaws--which caused millions of moviegoers to think twice about taking a dip in the water--or Planet of the Apes, which mixed sci-fi with social commentary.

One other comic gem that stands out on the list is 1948's Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein which saw the irreverent duo star as two hapless freight handlers facing off with the likes of Dracula, the Wolfman and Frankenstein's monster.

Also selected was 1951's The Thing From Another World. The movie, produced by Howard Hawks, launched a decade's worth of B-movie monsters, with its story of Arctic scientists who thaw out a frozen, blood-sucking alien.

Errol Morris' 1988 documentary, The Thin Blue Line, which examined the fairness of America's criminal justice system, was the youngest film to make the cut, and served as an appropriate companion to this year's oldest film, Edwin Thanhouser's 1913 silent documentary Evidence of the Film.

The National Film Registry At The Library Of Congress

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Salacious Sunday

Possum Fur



Model Rebecca Hockey displays possum fur nipple warmers and a possum fur G-string in Nelson, New Zealand, on Thursday. With an estimated 80 million possums in New Zealand that eat their way through an estimated 21 tons of native vegetation a night, the New Zealand Nature Company, under the brand of Eco Fur, is making and marketing the lingerie accessories.

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Aaron McGruder's ''Boondocks'' - The Best Comic Strip In America

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"Boondocks" (9 Oct 01)

Boondocks: The Best Comic Strip Today

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Still MISSING


Over Vitebsk

Marc Chagall's "Study for 'Over Vitebsk'"

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Is It Just Me, Or Does Big Boy Look Like Tom Ridge?

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