BartCop Entertainment Archives - Sunday, 19 December, 2004

Sunday

19 December, 2004

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Reader Request

Phone Cards for the Troops

Phone Cards for the Troops

The number ONE request at Walter Reed hospital is phone cards.

The government does not pay long distance phone charges and these wounded soldiers are rationing their calls home.

Many will be there throughout the holidays.

Really support our troops -- Send phone cards of any amount to:

Medical Family Assistance Center
Walter Reed Medical Center
6900 Georgia Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20307-5001


Thanks, Mr. S and Paul!

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Recommended Readings

from Bruce

Annalee Newitz: O Joss! My Joss!
There was more truth in a single episode of Buffy or Firefly than there is in the entire two-year run of The Swan.


Arianna Huffington: What Our Troops Want for Christmas
The time has come to stop being cowed by accusations that criticizing the war is the same as criticizing the troops and to start speaking the truth.


John Feffer: Super-Size Me, Tokyo Style
With its mega-portions and big-box mentality, Costco is changing the way the Japanese shop and eat.


Michael Moore: Recommended Reading, and A Teacher's Guide for Fahrenheit 9/11
The lessons and activities in this GUIDE are designed to help students develop a critical analytical ability, historical perspective, and applied math skills that will open their minds beyond the current issues covered in Fahrenheit 9/11.


Bija Gutoff: "A Day Without a Mexican"
"I was waiting for my car to be washed, and this guy handed me a tip," says Sergio Arau. "In a restaurant someone heard me speaking Spanish and asked me to bring water. I'd say to myself, 'Do I look like I work here? " A well-known journalist, cartoonist, animator, musician and film and video director in Mexico City, Arau was used to being viewed as a serious professional. So it was a shock to discover how little his resume counted in the U.S.


ASSOCIATED PRESS : Billboard war erupts between Cuba, U.S.
HAVANA - Cuba retaliated for the U.S. diplomatic mission's Christmas display supporting Cuban dissidents by putting up a billboard today emblazoned with photographs of American soldiers abusing Iraqi prisoners and a huge swastika overlaid with a "Made in the U.S.A" stamp.


Mark Twain: The War Prayer
It was a time of great and exalting excitement. The country was up in arms, the war was on, in every breast burned the holy fire of patriotism


Mark Twain In His Times


Mark Twain Etexts


Help Our Troops Call Home


No More Victims


No More Victims: Free Poster Download

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TV Tip - Tonight

'The Cameraman'

TCM will be running 'The Cameraman' (1928);, which begins a celebration of the great Buster Keaton. This film is a must see for anyone who loves a good laugh. Keaton plays a man desperately trying to break in the news business, so he buys a camera and goes out to become a photojournalist. Buster being Buster he can't catch a break. He runs here and there always looking like he just missed out. Despite being billed as the first Keaton film with a script, Buster did his usual thing on this film of working one big gag aground a story. All turns out well and Buster gets his break(and the girl).

Regretfully, this was the last great Keaton film as MGM tried to contain him. He began a slow slide into alcoholism and evetually beacme a $50 a week gag man. It wasn't until TV and Alan Funt came in that he was able to get back a semblance of the glory that was his.

~ Mr. Hawk


Thanks, Mr. Hawk!

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And for those who really like to stay up late

'Steamboat Bill Jr.'

TCM does it again with Buster Keaton's classic Steamboat Bill, Jr.

This film is rated as one of the three best he ever did (with 'The General' and 'The Cameraman'). Our hero must prove himself worthy to his father, the great SteamboatBill. Unfortunately Buster is just an eastern sissy. But Buster comes thru in the end by saving his father and his girl during a raging hurricane. The sight gags are great and this is one very enjoyable film.


~ Mr. Hawk


Thanks, Mr. Hawk!

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Project Censored 2005 - Top 25 Censored Stories

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SHE FLIES THROUGH THE SKIES

ON HER WHEELCHAIR OF FREEDOM

NO MARY POPPINS


Zen Man
(in the Atmosphere)

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

REPUG THUG KEEPS ON CRASHING

DUNKIN' DONUTS

AMERIKA THE INTOLERANT

MISSILE DEFENCE FOR DUMMIES

WHEN STUPID PEOPLE TAKE US TO WAR

FUCK THE LA TIMES

GO GET LAID YOU DUMB SLUT

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Still sunny & mild by day, clear & cold by night.



Tonight, Sunday:

CBS starts the night as usual with '60 Minutes', followed by a FRESH 'Cold Case', then the made-for-TV-movie 'Fallen Angel'.

NBC opens the night with 'Dateline', followed by a RERUN 'Law & Order: Criminal Intent', then a RERUN 'Crossing Jordan'.

ABC begins the night with a FRESH 'America's So-Called Funniest Videos', followed by a RERUN 'Extreme Makeover: Home Edition', then a FRESH 'Desperate Housewives', followed by a FRESH 'Boston Legal'.

The WB offers a RERUN 'Steve Harvey's Big Time', followed by the movie 'The Wizard Of Oz'.

Faux has a FRESH 'King Of The Hill', followed by a FRESH 'Malcolm', then a FRESH 'Simpsons', followed by a FRESH 'Arrested Development', then a FRESH 'My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss'.

UPN pisses away the night with RERUNs of 'Fear Factor'.

A&E has 'Airline', followed by the movie 'No Way Out', then 'Dog The Bounty Hunter'.

AMC offers the movie 'Ballad Of The Green Berets', followed by the movie 'The Sea Chase', then the movie 'In Harm's Way'.

BBC  -   
 [2pm] 'Just For Laughs' - Episode 5;
 [2:30pm] 'Father Ted' - Going to America;
 [3pm] 'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 21;
 [3:30pm] 'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 22;
 [4pm] 'The Saint' - The Gadget Lovers;
 [5pm] 'The Avengers' - The Correct Way to Kill;
 [6pm] 'Bargain Hunt' - Ardingly 18;
 [6:30pm] 'Bargain Hunt' - Shepton 21;
 [7pm] 'Cash in the Attic' - McKellin;
 [7:30pm] 'Cash in the Attic' - Stewart;
 [8pm] 'This Life' - Sex, Lives & Muesli Yoghurt;
 [9pm] 'Cold Feet' - Episode 4;
 [10pm] 'Mine All Mine' - Episode 4;
 [11pm] 'This Life' - Sex, Lives & Muesli Yoghurt;
 [12am] 'Cold Feet' - Episode 4;
 [1am] 'Mine All Mine' - Episode 4;
 [2am] 'This Life' - Sex, Lives & Muesli Yoghurt;
 [3am] 'Cold Feet' - Episode 4;
 [4am] 'Mine All Mine' - Episode 4;
 [5am] 'This Life' - Sex, Lives & Muesli Yoghurt;
 [6am] 'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EST)

Bravo has 'Biggest Little Things Of 2004', 'Inside The Actors Studio' (voice cast of 'The Simpsons'), 'Significant Others', followed by the SEASON FINALE 'Significant Others', and 'Project Runway'.

Comedy Central has the movie 'The Sweetest Thing', followed by the movie '40 Days And 40 Nights'.

History has the FRESH 'Rwanda: Do The Scars Ever Fade?', followed by the FRESH 'Shot From The Sky', and 'Conspiracy?'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]    'Blind Swordsman #3: Masseur Ichi Enters Again' (1963);
 [7:45AM]    Short: 'Flying' (2002);
 [8AM]    'God Said, "Ha!"' (1998);
 [9:45AM]    'The Legend of 1900' (1998);
 [12PM]    'Zentropa' (1991);
 [2PM]    'God Said, "Ha!"' (1998);
 [3:30PM]    'Brother From Another Planet' (1984);
 [5:30PM]    'Zentropa' (1991);
 [7:30PM]    'Henry's Film Corner' (2004);
 [8PM]    'The Ice Storm' (1997);
 [10PM]    'Chelsea Walls' (2001);
 [12AM]    'The Ice Storm' (1997);
 [2AM]    'Bloody Angels' (1998);
 [3:45AM]    'Chelsea Walls' (2001).    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has 'Legend Of Earthsea' (part 1 of 2), followed by 'Legend Of Earthsea' (part 2 of 2).

Sundance  -   
 [6:05AM]    'The subconscious art of graffiti removal' (Short);
 [6:30AM]    'Bollywood/Hollywood' (Feature);
 [8:15AM]    'Anatomy Of A Scene: The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys' (Original Production);
 [8:45AM]    'Veronika Voss' (Feature);
 [10:40AM]    'Westray' (Documentary);
 [12PM]    'The Man on the Train' (Feature);
 [1:35PM]    'Alchemy' (Feature);
 [3:10PM]    'Gravel' (Short);
 [3:30PM]    'The Magical Life of Long Tack Sam' (Documentary);
 [5PM]    'Bollywood/Hollywood' (Feature);
 [6:45PM]    'The Girl In The Red Dress' (Short);
 [7PM]    'Shorts Program 108' (Short);
 [8PM]    'The First Amendment Project: Some Assembly Required' (Original Production);
 [8:30PM]    'The First Amendment Project: No Joking' (Original Production);
 [9PM]    'The Other Side of the Bed' (World Cinema);
 [11PM]    'Lawless Heart' (Feature);
 [12:45AM]    'Diamond Men' (Feature);
 [2:30AM]    'Late Marriage' (World Cinema);
 [4:10AM]    'Live Nude Girls Unite!' (Documentary);
 [5:25AM]    'The Man on the Train' (Feature).    (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM spends the night with Buster Keaton.
 [6am]    'They Made Me A Criminal' (1939);
 [8am]    'To Have And Have Not' (1944);
 [10am]    'In The Good Old Summertime' (1949);
 [12pm]    'Christmas In Connecticut' (1945);
 [2pm]    'Lawrence of Arabia' (1962);
 [6pm]    'Some Like It Hot' (1959);
 [8:30pm]    'It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World' (1963);
 [12am]    'The Cameraman' (1928) SILENT ;
 [1:15am]    'Buster Keaton: So Funny It Hurt!' (2004);
 [2am]    'College' (1927) SILENT ;
 [3:15am]    'Steamboat Bill Jr.' (1928) SILENT ;
 [4:30am]    'A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum' (1966).
    (ALL TIMES EST)


Monday  -  12/20

TCM pays tribute to the fabulous Irene Dunne (today would have been her 106th birthday) all morning and afternoon, then celebrates James Stewart all night.
 [6:15am]    'Roberta' (1935);
 [8am]    'Show Boat' (1936)  [Paul Robeson version];
 [10am]    'Joy Of Living' (1938);
 [12pm]    'Love Affair' (1939);
 [1:30pm]    'Penny Serenade' (1941);
 [3:30pm]    'A Guy Named Joe' (1943);
 [5:45pm]    'The White Cliffs Of Dover' (1944);

 [8pm]    'The Shootist' (1976);
 [10pm]    'The Rare Breed' (1966);
 [12am]    'The Naked Spur' (1953);
 [2am]    'How the West Was Won' (1962);
 [5am]    'The Stratton Story' (1949).
    (ALL TIMES EST)



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Co-hosts Orlando Jones (R) and Rain Pryor start the show during the Minorities in Business Magazine's 9th Annual Multicultural Prism Awards in Los Angeles, December 17, 2004. The awards show celebrated the contributions of Hip Hop Culture through urban economics.
Photo by John Hayes
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Automatic Flatterer

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$1.9 Million Book Deal

Barack Obama

U.S. Sen.-elect Barack Obama, whose 1995 book jumped onto best seller lists after his keynote address to the Democratic National Convention, has landed a three-book deal worth $1.9 million.

Crown Publishing Group and Random House Children's Books, divisions of Random House Inc., announced Friday that Obama will write two books for adults and one for children.

He'll be paid an $850,000 advance for each adult book and $200,000 for the children's book, said Obama spokesman Robert Gibbs. Proceeds from the children's book, which Obama will work on with his wife, Michelle, and their two young daughters, will go to charity, Gibbs said.

Obama, 43, becomes the sole black U.S. senator - and only the fifth in history - when he is sworn in next month.

Barack Obama

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Welcome to the History of the Universe

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U.S. resident George W. Bush seen wearing Western hat and boots strolls past Secret Service Agents on the grounds of the White House in Washington, December 18, 2004. Bush later went mountain bike riding.
Photo by Mannie Garcia
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Scientific Instruments of Medieval and Renaissance Europe

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Voice Dubbed by Girl

Oliver!

The speculation is over. The angelic voice of the young orphan Oliver Twist in the hit 1960s movie was dubbed by a girl, Britain's Mail on Sunday newspaper said.

Speculation has swirled for years over the origin of the piping voice given that Mark Lester who played the title part in the film has admitted to not being able to sing a note. But the Mail tracked down Kathe Green, daughter of the film's musical director John Green, who 36 years after the event said she was the voice of Oliver!.

"I knew nothing about lip synching. But I did the lot in a week-and-a-half," she told the newspaper. "I was 20 and got paid about 400 pounds ($780)."

Oliver!

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It's a Wonderful Life - in 30 seconds with bunnies

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Thins Out Personal Book Collection

John Updike

John Updike, like many a good book-lover, found the cellar of his house and shelves in his barn were being overrun with books he and his wife have collected over the years.

"They were just collecting dust and mouse droppings," the author told The Boston Globe in Friday's edition. Their solution? Find someone who would pay for the used books, and haul them away.

"I'm at an age when you think about lightening your load, rather than dumping it on your heirs," said Updike, 72, a two-time Pulitzer Prize winner.

Mark Stolle, owner of Manchester by the Book store, bought Updike's collection.

John Updike

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Champagne & Cake From Diana's Royal Wedding

Memorabilia

Collectors of royal family memorabilia bought a 23-year-old piece of wedding cake and magnum of champagne from the marriage of Princess Diana and Prince Charles Friday.

A royal fanatic paid more than $2,000 US for the magnum of French champagne from the 1981 royal wedding, while a slice of matured wedding cake sold for $452. The 1961 vintage Dom Perignon - chosen for the year of Diana's birth - was one of 12 magnums bottled in a limited edition for the royal wedding.

It failed to sell at auction earlier in the week but the collector from northern England called the auction house Friday and agreed to pay $2,029 for the bubbly.

Memorabilia

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WWCSD?
What Would Captain Sulu Do?

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French Christmas street decoration lights in the form of the Eiffel Tower shine near the real landmark on Paris's Rue Saint Charles, December 18, 2004.
Photo by Mal Langsdon
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Nelson Detective Agency

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Octopus Cannon

McDonalds

Armed with a high-pressure hose and a bucket of octopi, hundreds of protestors in a Mediterranean town pelted a McDonalds restaurant due to open this week with the slimy seafood.

Between 300 and 500 people gathered on the banks of the Sete canal, across from the fast-food outlet, playing music and yelling anti-junk-food slogans across the water, as police barred them from reaching the restaurant itself.

Aiming the hose across the water, they catapulted fresh octopi -- a local delicacy, known here as the "pouffre" -- towards the town's first McDonalds, which had been set to open on Saturday.

The demonstration caused the opening of the restaurant, the first fast-food outlet in the port town following years of resistance by the former communist mayor, to be put off until next week.

McDonalds

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pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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'Spawn' Publisher in Bankruptcy Court

Todd McFarlane

A $15 million jury award against "Spawn" creator Todd McFarlane has pushed his comic-book business into bankruptcy court.

Todd McFarlane Productions Inc. of suburban Tempe filed for Chapter 11 protection from creditors Friday in U.S. Bankruptcy Court.

A jury in St. Louis awarded former NHL player Tony Twist $15 million after concluding that McFarlane and his company profited by using Twist's name without permission and that Twist's publicity rights were infringed.

McFarlane gave the name Antonio "Tony Twist" Twistelli to a New York mob boss character in his "Spawn" comic books in the early 1990s.

The U.S. Supreme Court in January rejected without comment an appeal by McFarlane arguing that his work was free speech.

Todd McFarlane

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This photo supplied by Christie's Auction House in New York shows an 1850 first edition copy of Nathaniel Hawthorne's novel, 'The Scarlet Letter.' The oldest known copy of the classic novel was auctioned Thursday, Dec. 16, 2004, for $545,100, a record price for an American 19th-century literary work, Christie's auction house said.
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Philip K. Dick - How To Build A Universe That Doesn't Fall Apart Two Days Later (Essay)

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Goes Home for Burial

Truffle

The world's most expensive truffle returned to Italy to be buried on Saturday.

The warty white fungus, once an aphrodisiac for the ancient Romans and now one of the most costly foods in the world, was bought by a London restaurant at auction last month.

Despite having paid a $52,000 for the precious tuber, the restaurant left the fungus in a safe for too long and it rotted.

When experts in Florence heard, they asked to have the 852 gram (1.9 lb) truffle returned for burial in the hope that it would sprout a even bigger one next year, local agency ANSA reported.

Truffle

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Dialect map of American English

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Merry, an African lioness feeds her one and half month old cub in the state zoological park in Gauhati, India, Saturday, Dec. 18, 2004. Merry, who was rescued from a circus along with six others, gave birth to three cubs on Oct. 27, but one died.
Photo by Anupam Nath
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Floating Logos Project

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Master Violin Maker

Joseph Rashid

Joseph Rashid has just finished making his 95th violin, in time for his 95th birthday.

"This is my best yet," he says, running his hand over the amber wood and pronouncing it as fine as his favourite, the esteemed No. 4, which he completed in 1937. Rashid has been a boxer, a carpenter and an engineer, and since he retired to Nevada City in the early 1980s, he has devoted his time to creating violins that have been played by such world-renowned musicians as Yehudi Menuhin, Glenn Dicterow and members of the New York and Los Angeles Philharmonic orchestras.

Rashid has already surpassed the icon of the craft, Antonio Stradivari, in longevity, at least.

Rashid has always worked alone, and as he turns 95, he has no plans to stop. He expects to finish two more violins in 2005. And while he has received offers, he has never sold a single one.

For a good read, Joseph Rashid

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Science Toys

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The replica of Magellan's 'Nao Victoria' passes thru the Panama Canal Miraflores locks, in Panama City, December 18, 2004. The original ship was the first ship to ever survive a voyage around the world, it left Seville's Las Delicias docks on the original expedition. The 'Victoria' replica took off from Seville on a round-the-world trip Wednesday, October 13, 2004.
Photo by Alberto Lowe
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Items of the Ridiculous

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Mourns Loss of Nephew in Iraq

Kato Kaelin

Brian "Kato" Kaelin, the aspiring actor who was a house guest of O.J. Simpson and testified at his murder trial, told a radio audience his family is mourning the death of his nephew in Iraq.

"It's devastating to our family," the Milwaukee native said during his Friday appearance on the Dave and Carole morning show on WKLH-FM.

Kaelin said he considered canceling his public appearance because of the death of his nephew, Marine Lance Cpl. Richard Warner, 22, of Waukesha, but his sister urged him to go ahead with it in memory of her son.

During his appearance, Kaelin joked at length about a number of topics before discussing how the Iraq war now has touched his family - which took hosts Dave Luczak and Carole Caine by surprise.

Kato Kaelin

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Monorail Society

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In Memory

Dick Heckstall-Smith

Legendary saxophonist Dick Heckstall-Smith, who played with a list of musicians that reads like a who's who of the international jazz and rock music scene, has died of cancer.

Heckstall-Smith, born Richard Malden in September 1934, played with the likes of John Mayall, Alexis Korner, Jack Bruce, Mick Jagger and Ginger Baker as well as fronting bands including Colosseum -- an influential jazz/rock ensemble in the late 60s.

Bruce, bassist of the legendary Cream -- one of the world's first so-called super groups -- described Heckstall-Smith as his "musical father".

When Colosseum folded in 1971 Heckstall-Smith went solo and formed his own band Manchild which toured the United States supporting Fleetwood Mac and Deep Purple.

A severe spinal problem forced him to stop playing and touring for several years, but in 1981 he returned to the stage with a new band Mainsqueeze which toured supporting Bo Diddley.

Heckstall-Smith then directed his talents to Celtic folk music, African-influenced jazz and blues until illness struck again in 1992 in the shape of two severe strokes while on the operating table for a heart bypass operation.

A year later he was back in the studio with Bruce and in 1994 the original line-up of Colosseum reformed for a full-scale European tour the following year, releasing its first studio album for 27 years in 1997.

In his later years Heckstall-Smith divided his time between Colosseum and the hard-working Hamburg Blues Band.

In 2000 he returned to the studio again with a string of friends including Mayall, Bruce, one time Rolling Stone Mick Taylor and Fleetwood Mac founder Peter Green to record Blues and Beyond -- a record he said he had always wanted to make.

Dick Heckstall-Smith

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In Memory

Peter Palitzsch

Peter Palitzsch, a former assistant to Bertolt Brecht, died Saturday, according to a Berlin theater where he worked. He was 86.

Palitzsch died of lung failure, the Berliner Ensemble said in a statement. Born in 1918, he started his theatrical career at the Volksbuehne theater in the eastern city of Dresden.

In 1949, Brecht appointed him as an assistant and dramatic adviser at his newly founded Berliner Ensemble, in East Berlin. Starting in 1956, he worked as a co-director at the theater.

Palitzsch left the Berliner Ensemble in 1961, becoming director of drama at Stuttgart's Staatstheater and working as a guest director across Germany, Austria and Switzerland.

He returned to the Berliner Ensemble in 1992, after German reunification, and served as a member of its board of directors.

Peter Palitzsch

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Kittens look out from their enclosure at a pet shop in Amman, December 18, 2004, during the holiday seasons in the kingdom. Some 5 percent of Jordan's 5.3 million population are Christians who are preparing for Christmas and the New Year.
Photo by Ali Jarekji
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