BartCop Entertainment Archives - Sunday, 3 October, 2004

Sunday

3 October, 2004

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Thanks, again, Tim!

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Reader Comment

Re: Paula Zahn

Paula Zahn, the BFEE whore, was at it again Friday night.

I was in a local pizza shop waiting to pick up my dinner and the TV was tuned in to CNN. Paula Zahn is a Bush Bitch, no ifs, ands, or buts about it.

I think the one commercial that they had planned for her...the sound of a man's zipper being heard, the spot that was pulled because of complaints....was very appropriate for her.

She had two strategists on last night to discuss the debate...well, a Democratic strategist and a delusional GOP butt-kisser who persisted in his opinion that Bush won the debate. According to him, Bush repeated himself because "he knows what he's talking about" and "the debate was supposed to be about issues, not vocal tricks."

(Speaking proper English and not bumbling and stumbling over every word are "vocal tricks"? Welcome to more of BushSpeak.)

I don't understand some people. They spoke to one "undecided" voter (riiiiiight) - a middle aged white guy in an expensive suit. The debate, he said, made him decide to vote for DUMBya.

HUH?

I live in a small working class town in South Jersey, not far from Philadelphia, that is HEAVILY Democratic. The Greek gent who owns the pizza place said "Why would ANYONE decide to vote for George Bush? George Bush is a fool! I speak better English than George Bush."

One woman waiting for her order said to the TV screen - and the "suit" on it - "Dumb ass!"

The young gal who works behind the counter said "How can anyone say Bush won that debate? Are those people ALL on drugs?" (I LOVE to hear young adults talk like that.)

Here's hoping he continues to whoop Bush's whiny ass - and John Edward tears Dickhead Cheney a new one.

Terry C
NJ


Thanks, Terry!

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Reader Recommended Readings

'Purely Political'

Purely Political
by Charles D. Hayes

"  Before 9/11, I thought George W. Bush was an intellectually impoverished individual, unfit for performing the duties of president. Now, I'm quite certain of it. I wonder how anyone who watched the presidential debate on September 30th could feel comfortable calling George W. Bush our commander-in-chief. Someday, I suspect, a popular consensus will characterize the year 2001 as a time when an uninformed man with a bullhorn was mistaken for a world leader.

In general parlance, George W. Bush is incapable of uttering five consecutive non-scripted sentences without sounding like a complete fool. When he does venture into an unintended ad lib, he very often repeats the key words used in the first sentence with an added emphasis. He seems to think that if he says the word nation with a bigger N sound, it will make his point more forcefully. Even strong Bush supporters with a few drinks under their belt will admit they cringe when the man speaks. Indeed, the number of absurdities spewing forth from the president because of his inability to speak above a kindergarten level has reached multiple volume book length. This explosion of inane articulation is so disturbing it's seldom mentioned in the press-not, I suspect, because of some conspiracy but because the subject is so embarrassing that to deal with it in depth would reveal beyond doubt that the current president of the United States is, in fact, incompetent. Of course, there are many inarticulate people who are nevertheless capable in a wide array of professions. I can accept something like "our children is learning" from my local Wal-Mart manager, but not from the U.S. president. But let's put aside the Bushisms for a moment and look at his demeanor and his actions instead of his words.

For the rest, Purely Political by Charles D. Hayes


Thanks, Sean!

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Reader Suggestion

More Bumper Stickers

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Bush/Cheney: Steadily Deteriorating Leadership

Dick Cheney: Worst. President. Ever.

Thanks, Bruce!

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Purple Gene Reviews

'The Rapture'

Purple Genes' Review of the 1991 movie "The Rapture":

I saw this scary look in George Bushs' eyes last Thursday night during the debates....it was that born again - true believer look - that blank abyssmal stare... It reminded me of a little known movie from 1991 called the "The Rapture" by first time director Michael Tolkin and starring Mimi Rogers (Tom Cruises' EX) and David Duchovny (X files).

I will never forget Sharon (Rogers) answering anonymous phones by day ("business or residence") and haunting hotel bars and airport lounges at night with her "Fuck Buddy" (Patrick Bauchau) and engaging in anonymous kinky sex with whomever! (truly great tits - see "Full Body Massage" for more).

Well Sharon starts hearing things - whispers and dreams and then, through her co-workers, meets this young black dude who "sees" the future.....Sharon gets born again - Christian style....just like George Bush after his drinking and snorting and Whoring days!

Jump ahead six years and Sharon is married to Randy (Duchovny) and they have a little girl. Suddenly, tragedy strikes and Randy is murdered. Sharon and her daughter give up their home and move to the desert where they will starve and wait for Armagedon. Sharon has faith that Jesus will appear here and sweep her and her daughter up to heaven.

Well the movie drags painfully on (like the war in Iraq) waiting for a conclusion!!!! And this movie gives a conclusion!!!!! Not the kind of ending that todays Zealot, born again fundamentalist christian rightwingers - including our goddam president see as "The Rapture"...but a stark, apocalyptic denouement!!!! Tolkin goes all the way and it is a little disturbing (now and in 1991).

Purple Gene gives this movie 1 stiff dick UP for Mimis' Tits and 1 limp dick DOWN for the ending. This movie is a must see for anyone who wonders why George Bush has that vacuous look in his Eyes!!!!

~  Purple Gene


Thanks, Gene!

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

COUNTRY MUSIC CAUSES SUICIDE. HEE HAW

CONSERVATIVES ARE LYING FUCKING WHORES

BUSH BLINKS

CONSERVATIVES ARE LYING FUCKING WHORES: PART TWO

CONSERVATIVE NOSE-PICKERS NOODLE

STUPID LIKE A FOX

LYING AND CHEATING REPUGS. A REDUNDANCY

LURCH ONE: TWITCHY ZERO

TWITCHY GETS PETULANT

"I JUST KNOW HOW THIS WORLD WORKS" HEE FUCKING HAW

DEMONSTRATED COWARD

FOX NEWS: FULMINATION AND BULLSHIT

THE EMPEROR HAS NO CHURCH

A MIXED BAG OF WING NUTS

LURCH AHEAD OF TWITCHY

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Sunny and still breezy.



Tonight, Sunday:

CBS starts the night with '60 Minutes', followed by a SEASON PREMIERE of 'Cold Case', then a FRESH-made-for-TV-movie, 'Suburban Madness'.

NBC opens the night with 'Dateline', followed by a FRESH 'American Dreams', then a FRESH 'Law & Order: Criminal Intent', followed by a FRESH 'Crossing Jordan'.

ABC begins the night with a FRESH 'America's So-Called Funniest Videos', followed by a FRESH 'Extreme Makeover: Home Edition', then the SERIES PREMIERE of 'Desperate Housewives', followed by the SERIES PREMIERE of 'Boston Legal'.

The WB offers a FRESH 'Steve Harvey's Big Time', followed by a FRESH 'Charmed', then a FRESH 'Jack & Bobby'.

Faux has a RERUN 'King Of The Hill', followed by a RERUN 'Simpsons', then the movie 'Rush Hour 2'.

UPN has a RERUN 'Fear Factor', followed by a another RERUN 'Fear Factor'.

A&E has 'Airline', 'Dog The Bounty Hunter', followed by the movie 'Good Will Hunting', then 'Growing Up Gotti'.

AMC offers the movie 'The River', followed by the movie 'The Real McCoy', then 'Women In Hollywood Awards'.

BBC  -   
 [2pm] 'Just For Laughs' - Episode 2;
 [2:30pm] 'Father Ted' - Entertaining Father Stone;
 [3pm] 'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 3;
 [3:30pm] 'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 4;
 [4pm] 'The Saint' - The Paper Chase;
 [5pm] 'The Avengers' - Who's Who?;
 [6pm] 'Bargain Hunt' - MacClesfield 8;
 [6:30pm] 'Bargain Hunt' - Kedleston 15;
 [7pm] 'Cash in the Attic' - Doyle;
 [7:30pm] 'Cash in the Attic' - Rice;
 [8pm] 'Faking It' - Bicycle Courier to Polo Player;
 [9pm] 'Worst Week of My Life' - Episode 2;
 [9:40pm] 'Coupling' - 9 1/2 Months;
 [10:20pm] 'Worst Week of My Life' - Episode 2;
 [11pm] 'Faking It' - Bicycle Courier to Polo Player;
 [12am] 'Worst Week of My Life' - Episode 2;
 [12:40am] 'Coupling' - 9 1/2 Months;
 [1:20am] 'Worst Week of My Life' - Episode 2;
 [2am] 'Faking It' - Bicycle Courier to Polo Player;
 [3am] 'Worst Week of My Life' - Episode 2;
 [3:40am] 'Coupling' - 9 1/2 Months;
 [4:20am] 'Worst Week of My Life' - Episode 2;
 [5am] 'Faking It' - Bicycle Courier to Polo Player;
 [6am] 'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'Things I Hate About You', 'Inside The Actors Studio' (John Travolta), and 'Celebrity Poker Showdown'.

Comedy Central has the movie 'Dogma', followed by the movie 'Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back', then 'Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker'.

History has 'Investigating History', 'Nine Men Down', 'Mail Call', and the SERIES PREMIERE of 'Conspiracy?'.

IFC  -   

 [6AM] 'Boys Don't Cry' (1999);
 [8:00 AM 'Ifc Short Film Collection Ii' (2003);
 [10:00 AM Short: 'Charnel House';
 [10:30 AM 'Delicatessen' (1991);
 [12:15 PM 'At The Angelika #89' (2004);
 [12:45 PM 'A Brief History Errol Morris' (1999);
 [1:45 PM Short: 'Charnel House';
 [2:15 PM 'God Said, "Ha!"' (1999);
 [3:45 PM 'Delicatessen' (1991);
 [6:00 PM 'Ghost World' (2001);
 [8:00 PM 'The Straight Story' (1999);
 [10:00 PM 'A Price Above Rubies' (1997);
 [12:00 AM 'The Straight Story' (1999);
 [2:00 AM 'Kiss Or Kill' (1997);
 [3:45 AM 'A Price Above Rubies' (1997);
 [5:30 AM 'At The Angelika #89' (2004);
 [5:45 AM Short: 'Debt'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has

Sundance  -   
 [7:30AM] 'The Damned and the Sacred' (Documentary);
 [8:45AM] 'Mona Lisa' (Feature);
 [10:30AM] 'Family' (2001) (Documentary);
 [12PM] 'Tanner '88: The Girlfriend Factor' (Short);
 [12:30PM] 'Tanner '88: Something Borrowed, Something New' (Short);
 [1:05PM] 'My Father, the Genius' (Documentary);
 [2:30PM] 'Charlotte Sometimes' (Feature);
 [4PM] 'By Hook or By Crook' (Feature);
 [5:40PM] 'Delusions in Modern Primitivism' (Short);
 [6PM] 'Mona Lisa' (Feature);
 [7:45PM] 'Stiltwalkers' (les Echassiers) (Short);
 [8PM] 'Shorts Program 105' (Short);
 [9PM] 'The Four Feathers' (Feature);
 [11:15PM] 'Bamboleho' (Short);
 [11:30PM] 'Better Luck Tomorrow' (Feature);
 [1:15AM] 'Charlotte Sometimes' (Feature);
 [2:45AM] 'Son Frere' (Feature);
 [4:15AM] 'The Damned and the Sacred' (Documentary);
 [5:30AM] 'My Father, the Genius' (Documentary).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM:
 [6am]    'Tennessee Johnson' (1942);
 [8am]    'The Time Machine' (1960);
 [10am]    'My Dream Is Yours' (1949);
 [12pm]    'It Happened One Night' (1934);
 [2pm]    'Boys' Night Out' (1962);
 [4pm]    'The Pink Panther' (1964);
 [6pm]    'The Day Of The Jackal' (1973);
 [8:30pm]    'Village Of The Damned' (1960);
 [10pm]    'Children Of The Damned' (1964);
 [12am]    'The Prologue' (1917) SILENT ;
 [12:40am]    'The Mysterious Shadow' (1917) SILENT ;
 [1:05am]    'The Atonement' (1917) SILENT ;
 [1:25am]    'The Fantastic Dog Pack' (1917) SILENT ;
 [2:00 am]    'The Blue Gardenia' (1953);
 [3:45 am]    'Homecoming' (1948).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Monday  -  10/04

TCM celebrates what would have been the 109th birthday of Buster Keaton all day. The night is devoted to 'That's Entertainment'.
 [6am]    'Cops' (1922) SILENT ;
 [6:30am]    'The Cameraman' (1928) SILENT ;
 [7:45am]    'Spite Marriage' (1929) SILENT ;
 [9:15am]    'Dough Boys' (1930);
 [10:45am]    'Free And Easy' (1930);
 [12:30pm]    'Parlor, Bedroom And Bath' (1931);
 [2pm]    'Sidewalks Of New York' (1931);
 [3:30pm]    'The Passionate Plumber' (1932);
 [5pm]    'Speak Easily' (1932);

 [6:30pm]    'She Went To The Races' (1945);
 [8pm]    'That's Entertainment!' (1974);
 [10:30pm]    'That's Entertainment! II' (1976);
 [12:45am]    'That's Entertainment!' III (1994);

 [3am]    'That's Dancing!' (1985);
 [5am]    'Hollywood: The Dream Factory' (1972).    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Writer and director George Stevens,Jr. poses with actress Millie Perkins at a reception prior to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences Centennial Tribute to his father, film director George Stevens in Beverly Hills October 1, 2004. Famed director Stevens, born in 1904 and who died in 1975,won Academy awards for directing the 1956 film 'Giant' and the 1951 drama 'A Place in the Sun.' Perkins starred in Stevens 1959 film 'The Diary of Anne Frank' portraying Anne Frank.
Photo by Fred Prouser

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The Question

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Friday Concerts

'Vote for Change'

Bruce Springsteen rocked concert-goers while trying to rock the vote Friday night, leading a band of top musicians in a rollicking show to help elect Democrat John Kerry to the White House.

Headlining the first in a monthlong set of "Vote for Change" concerts, the rock star known as "The Boss" told a sold-out arena: "We're here to fight for a government that is open, rational, forward-looking and humane.

The concerts mark the first time Springsteen delved into partisan politics, despite decades of writing about working class heroes, American dreams and social injustices.

Yet the show's stars, who included the band R.E.M and former lead singer of classic rock staple Creedence Clearwater Revival John Fogerty, spent no time bashing Republican resident Bush, briefly plugged Kerry as the candidate of choice and played a barrage of crowd-pleasing, sing-along anthems.

As Springsteen played Philadelphia, five other concerts starring such artists as Bonnie Raitt, the Dave Matthews Band, the Dixie Chicks and Pearl Jam played in other cities across Pennsylvania, one of the nation's so-called battleground states seen as possibly swinging to either Bush or Kerry.

The Vote for Change musicians plan about 40 benefit concerts in other battleground states, including Ohio, Florida and Missouri.

'Vote for Change'

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Conen, a seven-month-old koala, receives care from his keepers at San Diego Zoo October 1, 2004. Four times a day, the Zoo's animal care staff bottle feeds Conen after learning that his mother had stopped producing milk and could no longer provide the proper maternal care. Although he is being hand reared the koala, who weighs about 480 grams (17 ounces), will continue to remain with hi mother for the next two to three years. The San Diego Zoo is home to more than 30 koalas, the largest colony outside of Australia.

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The '80s TV Theme SuperSite: Promos

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Stars in Off-Broadway Play

Desmond Tutu

Moving from the pulpit to the stage, Desmond Tutu is appearing off-Broadway in a drama blasting the Bush administration's handling of Guantanamo Bay detainees.

The retired South African prelate and Nobel laureate appeared Saturday night at a tiny theater in lower Manhattan, playing a judge in "Guantanamo: Honor Bound To Defend Freedom." The play portrays the plight of British detainees at the U.S. naval base in Cuba.

Tutu's engagement is limited to two performances; the second is on Sunday afternoon.

Weeks before the U.S. presidential election, Tutu is drawing attention to the treatment of hundreds of suspected terrorists being held by the United States. Last week, a Briton at Guantanamo said he was tortured and held in solitary confinement for almost two years by the American military - a fate also alleged by other detainees.

Desmond Tutu

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Los Angeles Radio People, Where Are They Now?

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'Can't Stand' U.S. Lifestyle

Chow Yun-Fat

Chow Yun-Fat says he can't stand the American way of life and has no plans to pursue U.S. permanent resident status.

"I can't stand talking English every day or the lifestyle there ... not to mention the food," the Hong Kong-born film star was quoted as saying in Friday's editions of Chinese-language newspaper The Sun. "I only go to America for work. When I finish work, I leave immediately. I won't stay one day longer."

Chow Yun-Fat

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The World of Abstract Games

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Search Engines Worldwide

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Hellcat Compilation

Joe Strummer

Unreleased tracks by the late Joe Strummer, Rancid and others fill out the ranks of the latest "cheapo" compilation from the independent Hellcat Records label.

"Give 'Em the Boot IV" boasts 26 tracks, nine of which are previously unissued.

Strummer is represented by a live version of "Junco Partner" recorded with his band the Mescaleros at London's Brixton Academy. Strummer originally covered the classic track with the Clash on the band's landmark 1980 set "Sandinista!" (Epic).

Rancid adds "Killing Zone" to the set, while other unreleased cuts come from Dropkick Murphys (Woody Guthrie's "I'm Shipping Up to Boston"), the Slackers ("Propaganda"), F-Minus ("Caught in Between"), Die Hunns ("Marshall Law") and the Unseen ("Waste of Time"). Nekromantix's cover of Rancid's "Dead Bodies" and a remix of the Transplants' "Romper Stomper" round out the previously unheard gems on "Give 'Em the Boot IV."

Joe Strummer

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Hacker Handle Generator

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Raphael Zappala (2nd,L), the brother of Sherwood Baker who was killed in Iraq, is joined by mourners during an anti-Iraq war protest on the Ellipse near the White House in Washington, October 2, 2004. More than 1,000 U.S. military personnel have died in Iraq during the war, as well as more than 12,000 Iraqi civilians, according to the Iraq Body Count organization.
Photo by Richard Clement

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Ten Tech Items Ispired by Science Fiction

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Good News Via Mick

Charlie Watts

Rolling Stones drummer Charlie Watts has won a battle with throat cancer, lead singer Mick Jagger was quoted as telling a newspaper Saturday.

Watts, 63, was diagnosed with cancer four months ago and recently finished a successful six-week chemotherapy treatment at the Royal Marsden Hospital near his home in London's Chelsea district.

"Charlie has had all his treatments and he's now been cleared and is free of any illness," Jagger told the Daily Mirror.

Charlie Watts

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Society for Barefoot Living

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Addresses Her Past in New Bio

Amy Fisher

Sitting in her editor's office at the Long Island newspaper where she writes a weekly column, Amy Fisher is not the cartoon character portrayed in tabloid headlines and made-for-TV movies more than a decade ago.

While her 3-year-old plays in a nearby room, this 30-year-old married woman - five months pregnant - speaks openly and contritely about her notorious past, which includes a seven-year prison term for shooting the wife of a man with whom she had a sexual relationship as a 16-year-old. The one-time "Long Island Lolita," who left prison in 1999 hoping never again to be in the public spotlight, has re-emerged, hoping whatever infamy she attained can be turned positive, as a warning for others who may find themselves headed for trouble. Her biography, "If I Knew Then...," published by IUniverse, came out in bookstores this week.

Fisher speaks candidly in the book about her teenage tryst with car mechanic Joey Buttafuoco and the events that led her to his wife's doorstep in May 1992, where she shot the woman in the head, thinking it was what he wanted.

Nevertheless, she repeatedly says in the book, "I take 100 percent responsibility for what I did to Mary Jo."

Amy Fisher

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Classic Crime and Horror Covers

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A calico moor goldfish, an entry in the Jakarta Fish Fair 2004, swims in its tank on the last day of the three-day fish expo in Jakarta September 28, 2004.
Photo by Darren Whiteside

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H.E.R.B. - Had Enough Religious Bullshit

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Break Out in Song

Prisoners

Ten Kenyan prisoners broke out of a police cell by singing hymns and chanting prayers to drown the sound of their escape, a newspaper reported Friday.

The Daily Nation said the singing prisoners sawed through the iron bars of the cell window before scrambling to freedom in Machakos, a town south of Kenyan capital Nairobi.

"These people really disturbed us as they tried to preach the gospel," the newspaper quoted one inmate as saying.

Prisoners

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John's Nautical and Boatbuilding Page

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Hot air balloons inflate and lift off over thousands of people during a mass ascension on the first day of the Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta in Albuquerque, N.M., Saturday, Oct. 2, 2004.
Photo by Jake Schoellkopf

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Dana's Virtual Museum of Unusual LP Cover Art

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Birth Control Time

Koalas

Lusty Koalas in southern Australia will be put on the pill to stop them breeding too quickly and putting too much strain on their eucalyptus-forest home.

Up to 2,000 female koalas in Victoria state's Mount Eccles National Park are going to be implanted with a slow-release hormone that acts as a contraceptive.

"It is the same type of contraceptive that is used by human females around the world," said project manager Ian Walker. "But the tricky part about this programme is catching the koalas and getting them out of the trees."

Trials have shown the hormone implants, an alternative to relocation or surgical sterilisation, have prevented conception for six years.

Koalas

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A bull elk stands on the shore of Coldwater Lake near Mount St. Helens at first light Saturday, Oct. 2, 2004 in Washington State as mist rises from the lake's surface. The massive 1980 eruption of Mount St. Helens formed Coldwater Lake, and now the terrain surrounding the mountain is ideal for elk habitat and the site is home to the largest herd of elk in the state.
Photo by Ted S. Warren

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