Bartcop Entertainment - Sunday, 25 July, 2004

Sunday

25 July, 2004

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Thanks, again, Tim!

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Protest Music

'Simple Fears'

Simple Fears

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Reader Comment

Re: Slim-Fast

Marty,

I wrote Slim-Fast telling them that I would never buy their product again after dropping Whoopi as a spokesperson. Here's the lovely response I got.

Heather
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July 21, 2004

Thank you for contacting us to share your comments about our relationship with Ms. Goldberg.

We do read all e-mails and take them seriously. We also appreciate the opportunity to clarify our position.

Ms. Goldberg's remarks created a great deal of negative media and consumer attention and this affected Ms. Goldberg's ability to positively communicate our message of weight loss. Because of this, we decided to conclude the current advertising campaign. Slim Fast believes its decision in no way impacts Ms. Goldberg's freedom of speech, now or in the future.

Thank you for taking the time to voice your concerns.

Kathi Eckler
Consumer Support


Thanks, Heather!
Jeez, I can just hear Lily Tomplin as Ernestine the telephone operator writing that letter.
Bet Kathi signs her name with a little smiley face over the 'i'...

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from Mark

Another Bumpersticker

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Reader Links

Old-Time Comedians

Joe E. Brown

Fanny Brice

Groucho Marx


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A Death in the Congressman's Office

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A classic cartoon from the year 2000:

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

WATCH OUT WHERE YOU WAG YOUR WIENIE

TROUBLE AHEAD, TROUBLE BEHIND

ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN AND THE SKIES ARE GRAY

"I LOOKED INTO HIS EYES AND SAW HIS SOUL" G.W. BUSH

NYET

" BRING 'EM ON"

CHIMP BOY SUMMER READING

WE WANT TO PUMP YOU UP

I WANT TO KILL, KILL, KILL

MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE RANCH...

HEY BG MAN, ALL GODS SUCK

TOM DELAY IS A FRENCH CIRCUS STAR

BOMB JOB WAS NOT A SNOW JOB TO COVER BLOW JOB

STILL AWOL AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

JUDGE MENGELE AND MISTER CHIMP

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Sunny & pleasant.

Still haven't named the new lizard, but he's settling in nicely.

Tomorrow this page will be 3 years old.



Tonight, Sunday:

CBS starts the night, as usual, with '60 Minutes', followed by a RERUN 'Cold Case', then the made-for-TV movie 'Murder On The Orient Express'.

NBC opens the night with a 2-hour 'Dateline', followed by a RERUN 'Law & Order: Criminal Intent', then a RERUN 'Crossing Jordan'.

ABC begins the night with a RERUN 'America's So-Called Funniest Home Videos', followed by another RERUN 'America's So-Called Funniest Home Videos', then a RERUN 'Extreme Makeover: Home Edition', followed by a FRESH 'The Days'.

The WB offers a RERUN 'Steve Harvey's Big Time', followed by another RERUN 'Steve Harvey's Big Time', then a RERUN 'Charmed', followed by 'Studio 7'.

Faux has a RERUN 'King Of The Hill', followed by a RERUN 'Malcolm', then a RERUN 'Simpsons', followed by a RERUN 'Arrested Development', then a RERUN 'Simple Life 2: Road Trip', followed by a RERUN 'Quintuplets'.

UPN has the weekly RERUN 'Enterprise', followed by 'Stargate SG-1'.

A&E has 'Sell This House!', 'Airline', 'Cold Case Files', and another 'Cold Case Files'.

AMC offers the movie 'This Property Is Condemned', followed by the movie 'The Natural', then the movie 'The Chase'.

BBC  -   
[2pm] 'Blackadder' - Potato;     [2:40pm] 'The Young Ones' - Oil;     [3:20pm] 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - How to Recognize Different Parts of the Body;     [4pm] 'Ground Force' - Basingstoke;     [4:30pm] 'House Invaders' - Episode 8;     [5pm] 'Changing Rooms' - Salisbury;     [5:30pm] 'What Not to Wear' - Alice;     [6pm] 'Bargain Hunt' - Kedleston 15;     [6:30pm] 'Bargain Hunt' - Newark 7;     [7pm] 'Cash in the Attic' - Davies;     [7:30pm] 'Cash in the Attic' - Mitchell;     [8pm] 'Without Prejudice' - Episode 4;     [9pm] 'Coupling' - Night Lines;     [9:40pm] 'Little Britain' - Episode 6;     [10:20pm] 'Little Britain' - Episode 2;     [11pm] 'Without Prejudice' - Episode 4;     [12am] 'Coupling' - Night Lines;     [12:40am] 'Little Britain' - Episode 6;     [1:20am] 'Little Britain' - Episode 2;     [2am] 'Cash in the Attic' - Davies;     [2:30am] 'Cash in the Attic' - Mitchell;     [3am] 'Without Prejudice' - Episode 4;     [4am] 'Coupling' - Night Lines;     [4:40am] 'Little Britain' - Episode 6;     [5:20am] 'Little Britain' - Episode 2;     [6am] 'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'Things I Hate About You', 'Inside The Actors Studio' (Will Smith), and the movie 'Jaws 2'.

Comedy Central has the movie 'Golden Child', 'Chappelle's Show', another 'Chappelle's Show', still another 'Chappelle's Show', and one more 'Chappelle's Show'.

DISCOVERY offers another 'Shark Week!'.

History has 'Investigating History', 'Crash Of Flight 191', 'Mail Call', another 'Mail Call', and 'Command Decision'.

IFC  -   
[6AM] '47 Ronin Part I' (1941);     [8AM] 'IFC Short Film Collection I';     [10AM] 'I Went Down' (1997);     [12PM] 'My Life So Far' (1999);     [2PM] 'IFC Short Film Collection II';     [4PM] 'I Went Down' (1997);     [6PM] 'My Life So Far' (1999);     [8PM] 'Jesus' Son' (1999);     [9:45PM] 'Pulp Fiction on the Dime: A 10th Anniversary Retrospective' (2004);     [10:15PM] 'Pulp Fiction' (1994);     [1:15AM] 'Jesus' Son' (1999);     [3AM] 'Pulp Fiction' (1994).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has the movie 'Sasquatch', followed by the movie 'Bone Snatcher'.

Sundance  -   
[7:10AM] 'No Problem' (Short);     [7:30AM] 'Butterfly' (Documentary);     [8:50AM] 'Cry Funny Happy' (Feature);     [10:30AM] 'The Navigators' (Feature);     [12:05PM] 'Sari & Trainers' (Short);     [12:30PM] 'Sonic Cinema, Episode #3' (Original Production);     [1:05PM] 'My Beautiful Laundrette' (Feature);     [2:45PM] 'Fellini: I'm a Born Liar' (Feature);     [4:35PM] 'The City of Lost Children' (Feature);     [6:30PM] 'Mondo Plympton' (Short);     [7:30PM] 'Anatomy Of A Scene: Baadasssss!' (Original Production);     [8PM] 'Salt' (Feature);     [9:30PM] 'Blue Velvet' (Feature);     [11:35PM] 'The Heart of Me' (Feature);     [1:15AM] 'The Navigators' (Feature);     [2:55AM] 'His Secret Life' (Feature);     [4:45AM] 'Last Dance' (2002) (Feature).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM:
 [6:15am]    'Brute Force' (1947);
 [8am]    'Blackboard Jungle' (1955);
 [10am]    'On the Town' (1949);
 [12pm]    'Go West' (1940);
 [1:45pm]    'The Fighting 69th' (1940);
 [3:30pm]    'They Died With Their Boots On' (1941);
 [6pm]    'Citizen Kane' (1941);
 [8:15pm]    'Nothing Sacred' (1937);
 [10pm]    'Ferris Bueller's Day Off' (1986);
 [12am]    'Safety Last!' (1923) SILENT ;
 [1:30am]    'The Bad Seed' (1956);
 [3:45am]    'The Devil At 4 O'Clock' (1961).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Monday  -  07/26

TCM:
 [6am]    'Squaw Man' (1913) SILENT ;
 [7:30am]    'London After Midnight' (1927) SILENT ;
 [8:30am]    'Mr. Wu' (1927) SILENT ;
 [10am]    'Greed' (1924) SILENT ;
 [2pm]    'The Letter (1940);
 [3:45pm]    'Random Harvest' (1942);
 [6pm]    'Ivanhoe' (1952);
 [8pm]    'Killer McCoy' (1947);
 [10pm]    'The Swan' (1956);
 [12am]    'The Girl And The General' (1967);
 [2am]    'Ring Of Fire' (1961);
 [3:45am]    'The Teahouse Of The August Moon' (1956).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


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In The Mail

Matter Of Security

Felix and I just got back from Club Med in the Dominican Republic. We indulged for 10 days but unfortunately Felix got very sick.

He spent his vacation away from the kids and fun activities, on major meds! Almost a vacation from hell but we managed to still enjoy the beautiful scenary and restless natives....Did I mention the swimmers ear and hives?

Finally time to come home, Miami airport was shut down for a few hours due to bad tropical storms..Made it and went through customs at which point....Homeland Security stepped in and took my passport! No idea why, they would not say.

We were put in a strange room with many refugee looking people, posters on the wall of the "Most wanted", names crossed out with large red crosses...such as Saddam Hussein!

Felix kept asking me why we were in jail!!!! Me answering that we were in a foreign land called Florida where very few things are real and elections are stolen....said it loud and clear!

After an hour they returned my passport and would not comment. Maybe all people who visit site such as Moveon.org, antiwar.com etc. Are on "the list" and subject to harassment? Not a pleasant experience, I was defiant and my attitude was "fuck you", the first amendment being tested.

So, that's what we are up to...back home now and at work to pay for the meds and bills!

Barb


Jeez, Barb.
Barb is one of my pals, Felix is her 8 year-old son, and since they've been home Felix has been hanging on her like velcro.
In person, she's far from mouthy and even further from being a rabble rouser.
I've heard 2nd & 3rd hand accounts, but this is my introduction to anything first-hand.
Hell, I sure feel safer. < /sarcasm>

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Genie Francis (L), a cast member in the family action-adventure motion picture 'Thunderbirds,' poses with her husband, director Jonathan Frakes at the premiere of the film at Universal Studios in Los Angeles, California July 24, 2004. 'Thunderbirds,' directed by Frakes is based on the British hit television series of the 1960s, and opens in the United States July 30.
Photo by Jim Ruymen

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The Information One-Stop

Moose & Squirrel

Moose & Squirrel Information One-Stop

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2004 Democratic National Convention Official Site

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World Stupidity Awards

Dubya A Big Winner

The November elections may still be ahead of him but U.S. resident George W. Bush came out a big winner Friday - at the World Stupidity Awards.

Bush was a dominating presence at the second edition of the awards presented at the Just for Laughs comedy festival. Host Lewis Black, whose biting satire is a highlight of TV's The Daily Show, took pride in the recognition the United States received at the awards, saying: "we are the gold standard."

Bush took the Stupidest Man of the Year Award and for the second time in the history of the two-year-old awards won the Stupidity Award for Reckless Endangerment of the Planet.

The controversial Texan resident shared in two other awards as the United States was noted for having the Stupidest Government of the Year.

Stupidest Statement of the Year was Bush's pronouncement that "combat operations have ended in Iraq," where fighting still rages more than a year after the U.S.-led invasion to topple Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein.

Iraq and the conservative right in the United States figured heavily in the awards, which declared Fox's The O'Reilly Factor the Stupidest TV Show and gave Fox News the nod for Media Outlet Which Has Made the Greatest Contribution to Furthering Ignorance Worldwide.

For the rest, Dubya A Big Winner

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Kerry Rocks

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Changes to British Version of Memoirs

Bill Clinton

Former US president Bill Clinton reportedly made changes to the British edition of his memoirs to protect himself from that country's much tougher libel laws.

The New York Times reported the changes were made to about a dozen paragraphs of "My Life," most of which involved former special prosecutor Kenneth Starr, who led the investigation of Clinton and his relationship with a White House intern which almost cost the then US president his job.

Sources at Random House, which owns the publishing houses handling the edition in the United States (Alfred A. Knopf) and Britain (Hutchinson), acknowledged the changes in the Times report but did not want to address the motives.

Bill Clinton

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Perrier spokesperson Ted Allen, of 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy,' decorates Perrier's new plastic bottle with a flower during its launch celebration in New York's Central Park, Saturday, July 24, 2004.
Photo by Diane Bondareff

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60's & 70's Soundtracks & Library Music

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Robert Altman Directing

Garrison Keillor

The quirky characters of Minnesota humorist Garrison Keillor's "A Prairie Home Companion" may be headed for the silver screen.

A cinematic version of the popular radio show is tentatively set to begin shooting in January at the Fitzgerald Theater, with director Robert Altman at the helm, the Star Tribune of Minneapolis reported Saturday.

Keillor wrote the screenplay - about life backstage at the radio show. The movie is expected to star Meryl Streep and Lily Tomlin as a fading sister duet act and Tom Waits and Lyle Lovett as Dusty and Lefty, the singing cowboys.

Garrison Keillor

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Isaac Hayes' Three Laws of Robotics

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New 'Star Wars' Title

'Revenge of the Sith'

The final "Star Wars" prequel is just "Episode III" no more. Lucasfilm announced its new title Saturday: "Revenge of the Sith."

The movie, set for release in May 2005, will link the prequels with the original "Star Wars" trilogy by showing how Luke Skywalker's father, Anakin, went from a sweet-natured slave boy to the galaxy-crushing villain Darth Vader. The Sith is the evil sect that corrupts Anakin (played by Hayden Christensen) by drawing him into the dark side of the Force, the cosmic power that balances the universe.

Lucasfilm announced the new title at the annual Comic-Con International, the annual gathering of tens of thousands of sci-fi and superhero fans.

'Revenge of the Sith'

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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WintOGreen Lifesavers

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Heading to Vegas

'Phantom of the Opera'

"The Phantom of the Opera," one of the most successful shows in the history of Broadway, has been lured to the desert with the promise of a lavish new theater and a seemingly endless stream of tourists.

Clear Channel Entertainment will produce a 90-minute, $35 million version of the Tony Award-winning musical, set to open in the spring of 2006 at the Venetian hotel-casino, according to a source familiar with the hotel's negotiation.

"Phantom," the latest Broadway show to play Las Vegas, will perform in the space previously occupied by the Guggenheim Las Vegas museum, which closed in January 2003. The casino will pay for the theater's refitting, which is expected to cost about $25 million, the source said.

'Phantom of the Opera'

The Venetian

Phantom of the Opera

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Manuals

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Comic-Con attendees walk past Lance Jones dressed as a Star Trek Klingon at the San Diego Convention Center during the annual Comic-Con International convention held in San Diego, Saturday, July 24, 2004. The annual convetion is the largest comics and pop culture event in the United States.
Photo by Denis Poroy

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The Pyongyang Metro

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Baby News

J.K. Rowling

Multi-million-selling author J.K. Rowling said on Saturday she was expecting her third child but promised worldwide "Harry Potter" fans the pregnancy would not delay her writing a sixth book about the boy wizard.

"I am really delighted to say that I am expecting a third baby, who is due next year," she said on her Web Site.

Rowling, 38, already has a daughter, Jessica, from her first marriage, and last year had a son, David, with her second husband Neil Murray.

J.K. Rowling

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Doh, The Humanity!

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Formerly 'The Vidiot'

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Norn, the language of Orkney

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Hit With Disney Chief

'Fahrenheit 9/11'

Disney chief executive Michael Eisner has seen "Fahrenheit 9/11," the film that The Walt Disney Co. refused to distribute - and he liked it.

"The reason it is a hit is it's entertaining," Eisner said last week. "I thought it was like going to a rock concert. I loved it, but not in a political (sense)."

Eisner has said Disney decided not to distribute the film because its shareholders and customers do not expect it to be a partisan company.

'Fahrenheit 9/11'

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Medieval Through Enlightenment Period European Witch History

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Dressed in a colorful costume, a man participates in the '25th Munich Christopher Street Day' parade in downtown Munich, southern Germany Saturday, July 24, 2004. Some thousand lesbians and gays took part in the annual demonstration and street festival for broad-mindedness and liberality.
Photo by Uwe Lein

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Peckerwood Institute of America

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Harassment Lawsuit

'Friends'

The California Supreme Court has agreed to hear a case involving the hit TV series "Friends" that may determine how far TV comedy writers can push the envelope of taste in their private joke writing sessions.

The high court agreed on Wednesday to consider whether a former writers' assistant for "Friends" was sexually harassed by writers through bigoted comments and jokes they made during their meetings to write dialogue.

The writers admitted to joking about sex as part of the creative process in the hit NBC show that dealt with the love lives of a group of New Yorkers.

But through their lawyer, Adam Levin, the writers denied the allegations made by the woman, who is African American, that they also used racial slurs.

'Friends'

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Django Reinhardt

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History re-enactors from the Royal Armouries engage in simulated medieval jousting during a fair in the grounds of Berkeley Castle, England, Saturday July 24, 2004. The castle contains a cell where King Edward II was held for 18 months before his murder in 1327.
Photo by John D McHugh

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Cowboy Photographer: Erwin E. Smith

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Thousands Watch

Royal Cremation

Thousands of Indonesians and foreign tourists flocked to this mountain resort town to witness one of the biggest royal cremations in mainly-Hindu Bali in a quarter century.

Frenzied family members and villagers mounted the 25-meter (83-feet) -high, nine-tiered tower carrying the body of Tjokorda Istri Niyang Muter, the twin sister of the last king of Ubud, in a procession from the royal palace to the funeral ground.

The procession began after a high priest fired an arrow at a giant dragon effigy in a symbolic act to release the soul from worldly desire.

A gamelan orchestra and the smell of incense accompanied the massive procession.

Tjokorda Istri Niyang Muter was the twin sister of Ubud's last rajah, the late Tjokorda Gde Agung Sukawati. Her body had lain in state at the Ubud palace since her death on May 6 at the age of 96.

Royal Cremation

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Solomon's Castle

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Ein Schnee-Eulenmaennchen, rechts, mit einem der drei Jungtiere, die im Tierpark Daehloelzli in Bern seit 40 Jahren erfolgreich gezuechtet werden, trotzt der Sommerhitze am Donnerstag, 22. Juli 2004. Dank der im Gefieder integrierten isolierten Lufttaschen kann sich der Vogel nicht nur gegen Kaelte, sondern auch gegen Hitze schuetzen.
Photo by Lukas Lehmann

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