Bartcop Entertainment - Sunday, 13 June, 2004

Sunday

13 June, 2004

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Reader Comment

Re: Reagathon

The only good thing about the god awful coverage of Reagan was the fact that I missed it all.

Just stayed away from the "news" all week and did other things.

It was rather refreshing.

The biggest problem was arguing with Reagan sycophants who thought the sun shone out of his rear and who absolutely refuse to hear anything bad (i.e. the truth) even when sources are cited URLs are pointed to and history is explained.

There seems to be a denial of reality in this country of an appalling scale

Paul G


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Reader Comment

Re: Mamma Mia! Photo

"Britain's Prince Charles (2nd R) and Camilla Parker Bowles (L) pose with two members of the Seventies supergroup ABBA"

He should do a 'Uncaptured Criminals Show' with OJ Simpson. He's got the same fried-on 'Guilty Forever' look.

They're stuck in the wax museum of the convicted-but-not-otherwise-punished, where in fact Robot Reagan spent his rotting years.

Paul I


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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

BOMBS AWAY

BOMBS AWAY

TORTURE GATE

GEORGE W PINOCHET

GEORGE BUSH: THE KISS OF DEATH

BUSH GOES TO THE MOON

"THE BANNERS OF THE KING OF HELL ADVANCE"

JOE WOULD BE PROUD

GOD MADE ME DO IT

JUNKY PIGBOY REPUG FAMILY VALUES

THE BUSH SMACKDOWN

IDAHO GOES TO CRAPO

TEAR DOWN THIS WALL OF BULLSHIT

THE BASTARD IS BARELY IN HIS GRAVE

HOW MANY?

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

June Gloom morning, sunny afternoon.

The Olsen twins turn 18 today.



Tonight, Sunday:

CBS starts the night with '60 Minutes', followed by a RERUN 'Cold Case', then a FRESH made-for-TV-movie 'See You In My Dreams'.

NBC opens the night with the pre-taped, but FRESH "Olympic Trials: Womens Diving', followed by 'Dateline', then a RERUN 'Law & Order: Criminal Intent', followed by a RERUN 'Crossing Jordan'.

ABC has 'NBA Playoffs', so the left coast gets mostly local programming & an extended version of 'America's So-Called Funniest Home Videos'.

The WB offers a RERUN 'Steve Harvey's Big Time', followed by another RERUN 'Steve Harvey's Big Time', then a RERUN 'Charmed', followed by a RERUN 'Summerland'.

Faux has a FRESH 'Oliver Beene', followed by a RERUN 'King Of The Hill', then a RERUN 'Simpsons', followed by a RERUN 'Arrested Development', then a RERUN 'Malcolm', followed by another RERUN 'Arrested Development'.

UPN has the weekly RERUN 'Enterprise', followed by 'Stargate SG-1'.

A&E has 'Biography' (Janis Joplin), followed by another 'Biography' (Jimi Hendrix), then 'Boomer Nation'.

AMC offers the movie 'Thelma & Louise', followed by the movie 'The Blues Brothers', then the movie 'Silver Streak'.

BBC  -   
[2pm] 'The Thin Blue Line' - The Queen's Birthday Present;     [2:40pm] 'Blackadder' - Plan B-Corporal Punishment;     [3:20pm] 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' - The Money Programme;     [4pm] 'Ground Force' - Newport;     [4:30pm] 'House Invaders' - Rowsley;     [5pm] 'Changing Rooms' - Ripley Castle;     [5:30pm] 'What Not to Wear' - Vanessa;     [6pm] 'Bargain Hunt' - Ardingly;     [6:30pm] 'Bargain Hunt' - Newark;     [7pm] 'Cash in the Attic' - Peltier;     [7:30pm] 'Cash in the Attic' - Holmes;     [8pm] 'Without Prejudice' - Episode 4;     [9pm] 'Coupling' - Night Lines;     [9:40pm] 'Coupling' - The Best of Coupling;     [10:20pm] 'Coupling' - Night Lines;     [11pm] 'Without Prejudice' - Episode 4;     [12am] 'Coupling' - Night Lines;     [12:40am] 'Coupling' - The Best of Coupling;     [1:20am] 'Coupling' - Night Lines;     [2am] 'Cash in the Attic' - Peltier;     [2:30am] 'Cash in the Attic' - Holmes;     [3am] 'Without Prejudice' - Episode 4;     [4am] 'Coupling' - Night Lines;     [4:40am] 'Coupling' - The Best of Coupling;     [5:20am] 'Coupling' - Night Lines;     [6am] 'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'Cirque du Soleil: Solstrom', 'Inside The Actors Studio' (Tom Hanks), then the movie 'Colors'.

Comedy Central has the movie 'Kingpin', followed by the movie 'Wet Hot American Summer', 'The Man Show', and 'Reno 911!'.

HBO has the SEASON PREMIERE of 'Six Feet Under', and the SEASON FINALE of 'Deadwood'.

History has 'Investigating History', 'Secret Japanese Aircraft of WWII', 'Secret Allied Aircraft of WWII', 'Mail Call', and 'Tales Of The Gun'.

IFC  -   
[6AM] 'Samurai Rebellion' (1967);     [8AM] 'IFC Short Film Collection I';     [10AM] 'Cars That Ate Paris' (1974);     [11:45AM] 'IFC In Theaters';     [12PM] 'IFC Short Film Collection II';     [2PM] 'Running With The Bulls' (2002);     [3PM] 'A Brief History Of Errol Morris' (1999);     [4PM] 'Lost in La Mancha' (2003);     [5:30PM] 'At The Angelika #85' (2004);     [6PM] 'Lianna(1983);     [8PM] 'The Funeral' (1996);     [9:45PM] 'Trainspotting' (1997);     [11:30PM] 'The Funeral' (1996);     [1:15AM] 'Little Odessa' (1994);     [3AM] 'Trainspotting' (1997);     [4:45AM] Short: Lollipops' (2002);     [5AM] 'A Brief History Of Errol Morris' (1999).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has '5ive Days To Midnight' (part 1 of 4), '5ive Days To Midnight' (part 2 of 4), '5ive Days To Midnight' (part 3 of 4), and '5ive Hours To Midnight' (conclusion - part 4 of 4).

Sundance  -   
[7AM] 'The Turandot Project' (Feature);     [8:30AM] 'Shorts Program 97' (Short);     [9:30AM] 'Anatomy of a Scene: Garden State' (Original Production);     [10AM] 'My Friend Paul' (Feature);     [11AM] 'Speed for Thespians' (Short);     [11:30AM] 'Cunnamulla' (Documentary);     [1PM] 'Swimming' (Feature);     [2:35PM] 'Mullitt' (Feature);     [3PM] 'The Inner Tour' (Documentary);     [4:45PM] 'Shorts Program 97' (Short);     [5:45PM] 'Longtime Companion' (Feature);     [7:30PM] 'Anatomy of a Scene: Garden State' (Original Production);     [8PM] 'Rachel Griffiths: Two Short Films' (Short);     [8:30PM] 'Speed for Thespians' (Short);     [9PM] 'Jack The Dog' (Feature);     [10:30PM] 'Swimming' (Feature);     [12:40AM] 'The Times of Harvey Milk' (Feature);     [2:15AM] 'Soho Square' (Feature);     [3:35AM] 'The Fluffer' (Feature);     [5:10AM] 'You Owe Me One' (Me La Debes) (Short);     [5:25AM] 'Bollywood Bound' (Documentary).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


 [6am]    'A Stolen Life' (1946);
 [8am]    'Jailhouse Rock' (1957);
 [10am]    'Duchess Of Idaho' (1950);
 [12pm]    'Cat On A Hot Tin Roof' (1958);
 [2pm]    'Madame Bovary' (1949);
 [4pm]    'Adam's Rib' (1949);
 [6pm]    'Spellbound' (1945);
 [8pm]    'Lost Horizon' (1937);
 [10:30pm]    'I Married A Witch' (1942);
 [12am]    'Amarilly of Clothesline Alley' (1918) SILENT ;
 [1am]    'Carefree' (1938);
 [2:30am]    'Second Chorus' (1940);
 [4am]    'Dancing Lady' (1933).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Monday  -  06/14

TCM spends the night with Nurse Mary Lamont  (Laraine Day), Dr. Leonard Gillespie  (Lionel Barrymore), and Dr. James 'Jimmy' Kildare  (Lew Ayres). No Dr. Zorba, though.
 [6am]    'A Lady Without Passport' (1950);
 [7:30am]    'Double Deal' (1950);
 [8:45am]    'Hunt The Man Down' (1950);
 [10am]    'Born To Be Bad' (1950);
 [12pm]    'The Woman On Pier 13' (1950) [AKA: I Married a Communist];
 [1:30pm]    'The Tattooed Stranger' (1950);
 [2:45pm]    'Destination Murder' (1950);
 [4pm]    'Stromboli' (1950);
 [6pm]    'The Toast Of New Orleans' (1950);
 [8pm]    'Young Dr. Kildare' (1938);
 [9:30pm]    'Calling Dr. Kildare' (1939);
 [11pm]    'The Secret Of Dr. Kildare' (1939);
 [12:30am]    'Dr. Kildare Goes Home' (1940);
 [2am]    'Dr. Kildare's Crisis' (1940);
 [3:30am]    'Dr. Kildare's Strange Case' (1940);
 [5am]    'Dr. Kildare's Wedding Day' (1941).
    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Syndicated radio jock Dave Ross speaks during his broadcast show Monday, May 24, 2004, in Seattle. On one side, there's the man who stared down the Green River Killer. On the other, there's a straight-shooting talk-show host who's already got the ear of thousands of voters. The race to fill moderate Republican U.S. Rep. Jennifer Dunn's seat is shaping up as a battle of political novices with name recognition to burn.
Photo by Elaine Thompson

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The Information One-Stop

Moose & Squirrel

Moose & Squirrel Information One-Stop

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Anybody But Bush 2004

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Official Portrait to Be Unveiled Monday

Bill Clinton

Simmie Knox, the first black artist to paint an official presidential portrait, is preparing to unveil his oil painting of former President Bill Clinton in a ceremony Monday at the White House.

"My mind hasn't completely wrapped around it yet," Knox said in a telephone interview from his Silver Spring, Md., home. "Just imagine: I was born in 1935 in Aliceville, Alabama, a sharecropper, and now I'm painting the president. Can you imagine that?"

The self-taught artist, best known for his portraits of black celebrities like baseball legend Hank Aaron and comedian Bill Cosby, also will unveil a painting of the former first lady, New York Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Bill Clinton

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I Feel Fine

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Lights Olympic Flame

Nelson Mandela

Former president Nelson Mandela lit the Olympic torch on Robben Island where he was imprisoned for opposing apartheid as South Africa for the first time took part in the global relay of the flame.

The Olympic torch arrived in Cape Town from Cairo, the only two African cities to welcome the flame on its world tour through 34 cities ahead of the official opening of the Games in Athens on August 13.

Mandela, who turns 86 next month, was among the 120 South Africans who took part in the torch relay in Cape Town.

Nelson Mandela

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Portmeirion Village

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Britain's Queen Elizabeth II speaks to world-famous cellist and conductor Mstislav Rostopovich at the Barbican Centre in London, Wednesday June 9, 2004. The queen was attending the Centenary Concert of the London Symphony Orchestra, which was conducted by Sir Colin Davis.
Photo by John Stillwell

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The Prisoner - Number Six

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Swims With Dolphin's Kin

'Flipper' Cast

Forty years after the TV series "Flipper" hit the air waves, former cast members took a swim with the descendants of the famous dolphin.

The reunion was part of 40th anniversary celebrations that include the debut of a new Miami Seaquarium dolphin show set to music from the series.

Luke Halpin and Tom Norden, who played Sandy and Bud on the series which ran from 1964 to 1967, donned wet suits and posed for pictures with the dolphins.

The five dolphins who were captured from Biscayne Bay to play Flipper have since died, but two of their descendants - Sundance and Echo - still live at the Seaquarium.

'Flipper' Cast

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Kolchak: The Night Stalker

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Auction Raises $5.8 Million

Hepburn Estate

A two-day auction of property belonging to actress Katharine Hepburn brought in an unexpected $5.8 million, with many items selling for far above the estimated price, Sotheby's said on Friday.

The most sought after piece and the most expensive item was a bronze bust of Spencer Tracy that Hepburn created in the 1960s. The audience cheered when the 3-inch (7.5 cm) sculpture sold for $316,000, compared to an estimate of $3,000-$5,000.

The daughter of a Connecticut doctor and a mother who fought for women's rights, Hepburn's acting career spanned seven decades, from 1932 to 1994.

Hepburn Estate

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A Christmas Story 2: Ralphie Goes To Hell

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

bartcook

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Monty Python: Fellowship of the Ring

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Plug Pulled

Vietnam 'Peace' Concert

An international concert to promote peace and highlight U.N. anti-poverty goals that would have been the biggest musical event ever in Vietnam has been canceled with just 10 days to go, organizers said on Saturday.

Lionel Ritchie, Gloria Gaynor and Peter Yarrow of 1960s group Peter, Paul and Mary were among those set to entertain 45,000 at Vietnam's national stadium on June 22 until organizers said "insurmountable circumstances" had forced them to cancel.

Vietnam 'Peace' Concert

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Blogging Abroad

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Dancers from Lei Hulu Hula Studio perform in front of the newly decorated King Kamehameha statue, outside the Honolulu Civic Center covered with 13-foot leis of fresh plumeria, ginger, Ilima, Maile leaves and other local tropical flowers on June 11, 2004 in Honolulu, Hawaii. Volunteers strung thousands of fresh and dried flowers to honor their past king. This official holiday was established in 1871 by King Kamehameha V to honor his grandfather, Kamehameha I. Kamehameha I, also known as Kamehameha the Great or Pai'ea Kamehameha, was born in North Kohala on the island of Hawaii, sometime between 1748 and 1761. King Kamehameha the Great united the Hawaiian islands in 1810 and he died in 1819.
Photo by Lucy Pemoni

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The Wizard of Odds

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Holding Auction

Armstrong Foundation

An auction of 15 yellow designer items will be held next month as part of an effort to raise $6 million for the Lance Armstrong Foundation.

The auction will run July 6-16, it was announced this week. Oscar de la Renta donated a yellow dress and clutch from the spring/summer 2004 collection worth $15,000; Manolo Blahnik donated a pair of suede banana boots; Louis Vuitton is giving a custom-made yellow Epi hatbox; and Robert Lee Morris has donated an 18-karat yellow gold bracelet worth $7,000.

Armstrong Foundation

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Math2

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Formerly 'The Vidiot'

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Glass Steel and Stone

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Surrenders on Assault Charge

Courtney Love

Courtney Love surrendered to police Friday for allegedly assaulting a 32-year-old woman with a liquor bottle at the home of her former manager, authorities said.

Love, 39, was booked on a felony charge of assault with a deadly weapon. She posted $55,000 bail and was released.

She is scheduled to appear in court July 9 for arraignment.

Courtney Love

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Book of Insect Records

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Participants of the Europaen Christopher Street Day poses for a photograph during the parade in the city of Hamburg, northern Germany, on Saturday, June 12, 2004. The Christopher Street Day is the height of the Europride 2004, a week gay and lesbian events in Hamburg.
Photo by Christof Stache

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Bush/Zombie Reagan 2004

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Delivered to First User

Revived Zeppelin

Makers of the revived Zeppelin airship delivered their first helium-filled craft to a commercial user Saturday, a Japanese company that plans to use the 12-seat craft for sightseeing trips and advertising.

The granddaughter of the original airship's inventor, Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin, was on hand as Japan's Nippon Airship Corporation took delivery of the 247-foot ship, destined for sightseeing and advertising flights in Japan and a starring role at the 2005 world's fair in the city of Aichi.

The new craft designed by Germany's Zeppelin Luftschifftechnik - named Zeppelin NT for "New Technology" - is filled with helium rather than the intensely flammable hydrogen that fueled the earlier generation of airships.

On Sunday, the cigar-shaped craft - with "Germany in Japan" painted in large black letters on its side - is to take off on its journey to Japan, where it should arrive by mid-August.

Revived Zeppelin

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Where in Washington, D.C. is Sun Myung Moon?

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Guests gather for the inauguration of the Three Fountains Grove in the park of Versailles castle, West of Paris, Saturday June 12, 2004. The retoration of the Three Fountains Grove was mainly paid by American donators.
Photo by Remy de la Mauviniere

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The Complete Edition of Murphy's Laws

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Russian Museum Feature

Mad Monk's Member

In a more innocent age, it was said that Gregory Efimovich Rasputin's legendary power over women was due to his piercing eyes.

But a new museum of erotica here suggests that the mad monk's charm may instead have been, ahem, concealed beneath his cassock.

Measuring 28.5 centimeters (about 11 inches) -- allowing for shrinkage caused by pickling -- Rasputin's penis displayed in a tall glass bottle is, to put it delicately, a big attraction at the museum.

Director Igor Knyazkin said he bought the object from a French antiquitarian for 8,000 dollars (6,600 euros), along with several of Rasputin's hand-written letters.

For the rest, Mad Monk's Member


For a bit more, Bartcop Entertainment - Saturday, 1 May, 2004

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The Polyphonic Spree - The Quest For The Rest

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Farm Opens To Public

Andrew Wyeth

The view from inside the barn illustrated in Andrew Wyeth's Spring Fed remains the same: a metal bucket hangs over a stone trough brimming with cold water, the barnyard and Kuerner Hill visible through a lone window.

Wyeth grew up about a kilometre from this farm owned by Karl and Anna Kuerner, German immigrants in Delaware County's rural Brandywine Valley. He has documented Kuerner Farm's people, animals and fields in more than 1,000 works of art.

Guides from the nearby Brandywine River Museum now walk visitors through this major source of Wyeth's artistic inspiration. The Kuerner family donated the farmhouse, barn and 13 hectares of fields to the Brandywine Conservancy, the museum's parent organization. Tours began in April and continue through Nov. 21.

For more, Andrew Wyeth

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Official Site of The Greys

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In Memory

Barbara Whiting Smith

Barbara Whiting Smith, an actress who performed in films in the 1940s and 1950s including Carnival in Costa Rica, Beware, My Lovely and Dangerous When Wet, has died. She was 73.

Smith, of Bloomfield Village, died of cancer Wednesday. She was the sister of singer Margaret Whiting and the daughter of composer Richard Whiting, who wrote hundreds of songs, including Hooray for Hollywood.

Born in Los Angeles, she got her break in movies when she was 13. She played the role of Fuffy Adams opposite Peggy Ann Garner in the 1945 film Junior Miss. Following the performance, 20th Century Fox signed her to a contract.

She also performed in a Junior Miss radio series, and starred with her sister in Those Whiting Girls, a TV show that ran for two years.

Then she married Gail Smith, and in 1959 they moved to Michigan. She retired from acting and became a long-time volunteer at and patron of St. Joseph Mercy Oakland hospital in Pontiac, where she died, more than a decade after her husband.

Barbara Whiting Smith

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Three of the 36 participants of the world's northernmost marathon, jog past a road sign warning of polar bears in Longyearbyen, Norway, June 12, 2004. The sign reads 'Applies to all of Spitsbergen.' Longyearbyen, the capital of Spitsbergen, is situated at 78 degrees north latitude. Due to the influence of the Gulf Stream, climatic conditions during the summer are surprisingly good for the high Arctic.
Photo by Mireille de la Lez

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George W. Bush for President 2004

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Who served?

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