Bartcop Entertainment - Sunday, 27 January, 2002

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Sunday

27 January, 2002

Happy Birthday, Dad!

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Reader Review

'That 80's Show'

''Hey Dad, which one of these ties makes me look less like a dork?''

TV Review - That 80s Show - by Way Too Much Sense! (TM)

Quality rating: .00001 out of *****
Intelligence rating: 55 IQ points
Suitability rating: 15 years and up

This show sucks worse than the decade did...and that takes doing

OK, you fundamentalist whackos, after ripping on Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone for months, insisting that we'll all go to hell and take the rest of the country with us for watching it, it's payback time.
 
For the benefit of those who are under 18, the 1980's were characterized by crass materialism and greed, as well as sharp increases in drug use and violent crime.  Probably the most popular show on television at the time was Miami Vice.  This was a cop show about detectives who wore white linen suits and drove around in an Italian sports car busting drug dealers.
 
Now then, since you all just loved That 70's Show, Fox thinks you'll just LOVE That 80's Show.  After all, this was the decade of Reagan, the greatest President ever to hold the office (hurl).  Everything was so cool; clothes (skinny ties and the aforementioned linen suits), music (tinny ersatz pop and mindless "hair metal"), hairstyles (get real!), cars (tin cans on wheels), EVERYTHING!
 
I can say without any hesitation that I don't like any of the characters on That 80's Show.  They are uniformly obnoxious, shallow, and stupid.  The script seems like it was written by a seventh-grader (who wasn't there), with one tired cliche after another.  The acting was similarly uninspired, and lacked anything that might be mistaken for warmth or passion.  This was the 80's by the numbers.
 
In the intro, there was a disco where people pretended to dance to pretend music, but forgot to pretend to enjoy it.  Katey (Tinsley Grimes) and Corey (Glenn Howerton) were talking about their moribund relationship while inadvertently changing dance partners - several times.  In the disco there were the obligatory pair of cokeheads.  One asked the other whether his nose was bleeding, as if a cocaine-induced nosebleed was the same as having a zit.
 
The next scene has the yuppie, Roger (Eddie Shin), asking his dad which nearly identical power tie had the most devastating effect.  In the car with Corey, he's listening to a self-improvement tape while spritzing and preening his hair.  Corey, probably the most intelligent character on the show (but not by much), ejects the tape and throws it onto the back seat, replacing it with Peter Gabriel's "One In A Lifetime".  Roger then reaches back, retrieves the self-help tape, affectionately dusts it off, kisses it, and puts it back in the case.  I doubt anyone who was such a jerk would have had many friends in 1985.  Of course, this is the Fox universe, so Roger and Corey quickly forget about the "I deserve success" tape and start singing along with Peter Gabriel.  See how happy everybody was in 1984?
 
I couldn't decide what was worse, the bad acting, the amateurish, plot-free script, or the "check it out, dude, it's 1984!" demonstrations that permeated the show from start to finish.  This show sucks so bad, it redefines sucking.  It would insult the intelligence of a golden retriever.  If you missed it, you didn't miss anything.  In fact, watching an infomercial for one of those electric "gut-zappers" would have been more worthwhile and entertaining.
 
 
Way Too Much Sense! (TM)

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Rader Response

Re: Absence Of Music

Your recent posting about the absence of folk/rock/alternative music in any activist manner, as happened in the past, (other than flag-waving), reminded me of these lyrics from Buffalo Springfield:

There's something happening here.
What it is ain't exactly clear.
There's a man with a gun over there,
Telling me, I got to beware.

I think it's time we stop, children,
What's that sound?
Everybody look what's going round!


~~ Larry

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Reader Response

Star Trek Enterprise

I just wanted to add my comments about Wednesday's Enterprise episode. This was the first one I actually liked. Some of the others have had good ideas, good fights, etc., and I enjoy the interaction among the characters, but thereıs too much that contradicts the ³bible² from the original series (such as NCC-1701 was the first starship named Enterprise, the first captain ever of a starship named Enterprise was Robert T. April, etc., not to mention the episode where the human from the future comes back and violates the Prime Directive by showing Archer future technology and letting some of it fall into their hands).

The overall theme of creating the Prime Directive was very good. It reminded me of one of the early ST:TNG episodes in which Picard, against the wishes of his crew, refused to save a society that was composed of drug addicts because doing so would violate the Prime Directive. It was a horrible decision but the only one that did not violate the Prime Directive. Kirk, of course, would have saved them without a thought; the Prime Directive barely applied to him.

But my comment was intended for the Vulcan costume of Subcommander TıPal. In the original series, Lieutenant Commander (later promoted to Commander) Spock is the first Vulcan who graduates from Starfleet Academy and thus the first to wear the ugly Starfleet uniform (which was OK in the original series but pretty ugly in all the movies and most of the other series). TıPal is a last-second add-on to the crew, from a group of Vulcans that is supposed to be watching the humans on Earth. She is wearing traditional Vulcan robes (which, incidentally, reduce the effect of Jolene Blalockıs enormous breasts), and acts as a relatively immature Vulcan scientist who originally expected to be an overseer, yet is now an associate and second-in-command, to humans would. I believe the inter-species interactions are realistic, and one of the reasons I keep watching despite my inability to accept Scott Bakula as a starship captain.

~~ Russell K

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'Bob Woodward vs. John Belushi and Me'

Michael Dare

Michael Dare - 'The Life and Death of Captain Preemo'

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More From 'The Worried Shrimp'

The Enron Deal...

The Enron Deal...

~~ The Worried Shrimp

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Decided to watch 'Dr. No' on ABC. Well, I tried. If the audio sounded so over-driven on my cheesy mono-set, it must have been hell for a real TV. And then there were the Jim Belushi inserts. What a waste of a file-server.

On the other hand, seeing Sir Sean at his prime took me back to my favorite Sean Connery movie - ZARDOZ!

For a great review, some pictures, sounds & video clips, of ZARDOZ, visit www.badmovies.org/movies/zardoz/index.html

Quoting:
''Where can you find Sean Connery running around in a loincloth, worshipping a HUGE FLYING STONE HEAD, being hounded by naked women, and battling immortals? The seventies baby, the seventies... ''


Besides, Sean Connery looks pretty good in a wedding dress...

Also watched the rerun of SNL, with Gwyneth Paltrow hosting. At the open, she pulled one of the regulars, Maya Rudolph forward as a childhood pal. Maya is the daughter of the late, great Minnie Ripperton!



Tonight, Sunday, CBS has '60 Minutes', a fresh 'Max Bickford', with the always-fabulous Eli Wallach as Max's dad with cancer. Of course, it's really all about Max. It's followed by Kathy Bates' turn to portray a mentally fragile character in a TV-movie, 'My Sister's Keeper'.

NBC has a fresh 'Dateline', 'Weakest Link' (Olympic winners edition), 'Law & Order: Criminal Intent', and a rerun 'Third Watch'.

ABC starts the evening with the movie 'Mouse Hunt', followed by the made-for-TV 'Rose Red'.

Faux has fresh 'The Simpsons', 'Malcolm In The Middle' & 'X-Files'.

The WB has an all fresh night, with 'Jamie Kennedy', 'Nikki', 'Off Centre', and 'For Your Love'.

UPN repeats 'Enterprise'

On 'Biography' on A & E is George Lucas: Creating An Empire.



Anyone have any opinions?

Or reviews?



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Quote Of The Day

Pete Says

I'm so old I remember when there were some Republicans who weren't drooling fascists.

~~ Pete Hisey

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BartCop Astrology

The official BartCop Astrologer, Geneva, always has something interesting to read!

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Launching New Tour

Robert Schimmel



Comic Robert Schimmel is dead serious when it comes to cancer. Schimmel, who was diagnosed with non-Hodgkins lymphoma in 2000, had to scrap his Fox sitcom and put his successful stand-up career on hold to undergo rigorous treatments. But now that the disease is in remission, Schimmel has launched a new tour - complete with 25 minutes of cancer jokes - and is using his Web site to educate his fans. "My message to people is, knowledge is power," Schimmel says. "And you have to be informed to fight your disease."

Robert Schimmel

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Queen Elizabeth's Golden Jubilee

Paul & Mick, Together



Former Beatle Paul McCartney and Rolling Stone Mick Jagger will perform together to celebrate Queen Elizabeth's Golden Jubilee, marking her 50-year reign, the Sunday Telegraph newspaper reported.

The paper said they will create the one of the world's greatest supergroups with former Genesis drummer Phil Collins in a one-off concert on June 3. The queen came to the throne 50 years ago next Wednesday on the death of her father, King George VI.

Soul legends Aretha Franklin and Stevie Wonder will be among the others performing before all senior members of the Royal Family and 12,000 people, the Telegraph reported.

It said it would be the first time Jagger and McCartney have performed together on stage after 40 years of rivalry in the music business.

The event is thought to be the brainchild of legendary former Beatles producer Sir George Martin, who will be working with the American producer Phil Ramone. No venue was given.

The BBC is expected to broadcast the event live.

Paul & Mick, Together

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Still Working Steady At 85

Ernest Borgnine

Ernest Borgnine, who turned 85 on Thursday, refuses to slow down.

``He's still indefatigable. He acts about 16,'' Borgnine's spokesman, Harry Flynn, said of the burly actor who won an Oscar for the 1955 film ``Marty.''

``Don't call and say, `Happy birthday.' Call and say you've got a job'' to offer is Borgnine's attitude, Flynn said.

Ernest Borgnine

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BC Entertainment Favorite Link

Moose & Squirrel Information One-Stop


What a great site! Information and reference materials of the first order!

Between 'Moose & Squirrel' and 'Google', who needs daddy drudge!

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Not A Parody

Draping History

By Beverley Lumpkin

''About three weeks ago, I received a tip. The attorney general was fed up with having his picture taken during events in the Great Hall in front of semi-nude statues.

He had ordered massive draperies to conceal the offending figures. But initially not only could the story not be confirmed — it was strongly denied.

....The draperies have in fact been ordered. Minnie Lou and her mate now can only be imagined. The draperies installed last week at a cost of just over $8,000.

So now it appears that rather than making an occasional appearance, the draperies are here to stay — unless and until someone has the temerity to request an event without them.''

To read the whole story, john & Minnie Lou


Can we say 'Repressed', Dr. Freud?

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Working On Saturday

Hillary Rodham Clinton



Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., speaks during a news conference with New Orleans Mayor Marc Morial Saturday, Jan. 26, 2002, in New York. The U.S. Conference of Mayors ended its session Saturday with a tour of the World Trade Center disaster site, followed by a luncheon with Sen. Clinton.
Photo by Stephen Cherin

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Old Favorite

Fun Link

www.rayberry.com/toons/index.html

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Liberal Radio !

Erin Hart



Liberal radio - what a concept!

This weekend, taxes and American Taliban on Erin Hart on 710 KIRO, Jan. 19th & 20th, 9 p to 1 a PST

Special Guest on the Sunday show! Join 710 KIRO film critic Tom Tangney and Erin Hart as we take on the Golden Globes!

On the National Front looks like we will talk about John Walker's charges--no treason but conspiring to kill U.S. Soldiers and support terrorists; the latest on Enron and Arthur Andersen--why won't the White House report what calls concerned Enron recently?

Erin Hart at regulation time (9 pm to 1 am [pst] Sat & Sun ) on www.710kiro.com or www.kiro710.com (It's a browser thing).

And there's a chatroom, too!

For more details, visit Erin's homepage, http://www.erinistas.com/, or to join her mailing list, drop a note to erinistas@aol.com

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'An Attractive Target'?

Leona Helmsley

A Manhattan man says in a $5 million lawsuit that "Queen of Mean" Leona Helmsley fired him on his first day working for her because he is gay.

Michael Ward was dismissed from his management job at the Helmsley Hotel on Aug. 20, after Helmsley somehow discovered his sexual orientation, said his lawyer, Catherine Paszkowska.

Ward, who'd quit his job at the Mayflower Hotel to work for Helmsley, says the firing came after he met with Helmsley and told his supervisor he was gay.

The supervisor - who is also gay - was also fired that day, the lawsuit says. But Helmsley lawyer Robert Costello said the supervisor was eventually hired back.

Helmsley, 81, is fighting three other bias-related suits. "She's an attractive target for nuisance suits," Costello said.

Leona Helmsley

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'Part Minnesotan, Part West Coast

Kristi Yamaguchi

Olympic gold medalist Kristi Yamaguchi will have a homecoming of sorts when ``Target Stars on Ice'' glides into town Tuesday.

For part of the year, the figure skater lives in central Minnesota, near the resort town of Brainerd.

``It's a world away from the busyness of California,'' said Yamaguchi, who also has a condo in San Francisco. ``When I'm at the lake during the summer, I start getting that Minnesota accent down. I guess I'm part Minnesotan, part West Coast.''

Kristi Yamaguchi

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Like, Wow

Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling is getting serious.

The actress best known for spending a decade in high school on "Beverly Hills 90210," produced by her dad, Aaron Spelling, is starring in "Maybe Baby, It's You," a play about the agony and the ecstasy of searching for a soul mate that features 11 separate skits.

"I was like, wow, how could any actor pass this up?" Spelling said.

Tori Spelling

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

bartcook

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''In the Bedroom''

Dominick Dunne

The movie "In the Bedroom" struck a chord with Dominick Dunne, whose daughter was killed in a similar manner as Sissy Spacek's son in the film. The Vanity Fair diarist had a special screening Thursday night. Spacek's character eventually kills her son's murderer. "We considered doing the same thing," Dunne told Roger Friedman of Foxnews.com. "But of course we didn't do it." Dunne said the movie depicted the family's frustration and rage with the criminal justice system "exactly right."

''In the Bedroom''

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``Shoot or Be Shot''

Bill & Harry



William Shatner and Harry Hamlin found that making an independent film is a piece of cake. Promoting it is the challenge.

The two actors were in the Twin Cities Friday for the premiere of the farce ``Shoot or Be Shot,'' a parody of Hollywood.

Their day started around 6 a.m. and ended at 10 p.m. The schedule included a series of radio, TV and newspaper interviews and public appearances, delayed repeatedly by fans.

``This is not a big-budget movie,'' said Hamlin. ``We're doing it because we love the story, and we love the characters. We love the movie.''

``Shoot or Be Shot''

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New New Mexico Film Commission?

Shirley & Marsha

Shirley MacLaine and Marsha Mason, neighbors in northern New Mexico, are costarring in a lobbying effort to boost their state's film industry.

Oscar winner MacLaine, and Oscar nominee and Emmy winner Mason, live outside the small community of Abiquiu.

So what's so special about New Mexico?

``I think it's got to do with the altitude. I think it's got to do with the extraordinary environment. I think it's got to do with the crystals in the ground, to tell you the truth,'' said MacLaine, who wrote about her beliefs in spiritualism and reincarnation in the book ``Out on a Limb'' in 1983.

Shirley & Marsha

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``Stone Soup''

Jan Eliot

Val Stone has been entertaining a lot of funny guests lately.

The character from the syndicated comic strip ``Stone Soup'' hosted a women's book club this week. Guests included Elly of ``For Better of For Worse,'' Rose of ``Rose is Rose,'' Alice of ``Dilbert,'' and Jeremy's mom, Connie Duncan, from the strip ``Zits.''

``Stone Soup'' creator Jan Eliot said she began including the familiar faces from other comic strips to emphasize strong female characters.

Eliot said the idea came when ``Zits'' author Jerry Scott told her his strip was more widely syndicated because it's about a teen-age boy, ``and most editors are men and find strips about boys more interesting.''

``What he was saying, in a way, is if you have more male interest in your strip, you get more attention. But I wanted to do the opposite, and go for the female,'' she said.

Jan Eliot

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U.S. Conference of Mayors

Bev In NYC



Long Beach California Police Chief Jerome Lance (L) points to damaged building surrounding the World Trade Center site with Long Beach Mayor Beverly O' Neil, January 26, 2002, as members of the U.S. Conference of Mayors tour the site of the September 11 attacks in New York.
Photo by Stephen Cherin

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Screen Actors Guild, Version 2.0

Gilbert vs Harper

Version 2.0 of the Screen Actors Guild's election campaign has launched with a role reversal: Valerie Harper is challenging incumbent president Melissa Gilbert to a debate.

Harper had refused Gilbert's challenge during the campaign that led up to the Nov. 2 poll, contending that debating would create negative publicity for the union. Gilbert then hammered Harper, who spent much of the campaign performing on Broadway, over the refusal and won the election by nearly 1,600 votes (45.3 percent of the nearly 28,000 ballots cast vs 39.4 percent for Harper).

Harper, in a letter to Gilbert, cited the bitter tone of the campaign and the bungling of the election in explaining the debate query.

When Harper refused to debate last summer, Gilbert said in response, ``It would be inappropriate for us as candidates to expect the membership to make an informed decision about who to vote for, for the office of president of the Screen Actors Guild without giving them the opportunity to hear the candidates debate and discuss the issues in a setting that is more conducive to free-flowing discussion.''

Gilbert vs Harper

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New Energy Source?

Jasker Power System



It has been a pipe-dream of inventors since Leonardo da Vinci, but has the secret of free energy now been found in Ireland?

A cold stone house on a wind-swept Irish hillside may seem an unlikely setting for the birthplace of such an epoch-making discovery, but it is here that an Irish inventor says he has developed a machine that will do no less than change the world.

In a demonstration for Reuters, a prototype -- roughly the size of a dishwasher -- was run for around 10 minutes using four 12-volt car batteries as an initial power source.

Emitting a steady motorized hum, the machine powered three 100-watt light bulbs for the duration.

A multimeter reading of the batteries' voltage before the device started up showed a total of 48.9 volts. When it was switched off, a second reading showed 51.2 volts, indicating that, somehow, they had been reimbursed.

The machine went on to run for around two hours while photographs were taken, with no diminution in the brightness of the light bulbs, which remained lit during a short power cut.

If the Jasker men really are onto something, it could be the most important Irish invention since Guinness.

Jasker Power System

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Boondocks: The Best Comic Strip Today

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Is It Just Me, Or Does Big Boy Look Like Tom Ridge?

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