Bartcop Entertainment - Saturday, 18 September, 2004

Saturday

18 September, 2004

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Disinfotainment Today Presents

From Michael Dare

presents
 
 
by
Paul Krassner
 
A Kinder, Gentler Paper

    A reporter for the Los Angeles Times interviewed me for an article she was writing on humor about the presidential candidates. One of the things I said was that "I perceive John Kerry as being like an arranged marriage. I could learn to like him. He'll certainly be a good provider. And in any case, he's better than that wife-beater in the White House."
    But here's how the Times ended up publishing it: "...better than [what we have now] in the White House." If I may paraphrase Dan Rather, "I have documents that have been authenticated by our experts which prove that George W. Bush has beaten Laura, or my name isn't Roger Mudd."
    This was all before there was any news about Kitty Kelley's book on the Bush Multi-Generational Mafia, The Family (also the title of Ed Sanders' book about Charles Manson and his brainwashed followers). She writes that someone expressed fear that Bush was abusing Laura. To think that my metaphorical joke might possibly be an actual occurrence is overshadowed in absurdity only by an anonymous editor's irrational censorship of my punchline in an article about humor.
    It was a metaphor! Now I understand how political-party turncoat Zell Miller must have felt when he wished he coud challenge Chris Matthews to a duel because Matthews took literally Miller's metaphor about the military use of spitballs as a weapon.
    Then the Sunday Los Angeles Times Book Review assigned me to write an essay based on From the Lower East Side to Hollywood: Jews in American Popular Culture by Paul Buhle. My piece included a long paragraph of mini-dialogues I've had with countercultural icons about various aspects of Jewishness. For example, I said to Ken Kesey, "I don't believe that Jews are the chosen people, or that people are the chosen species."
    He responded, "I don't believe that people are the chosen species, but I believe that Jews are--or were--the chosen people. [But] when the train that pulled into the station 2,000 years ago didn't look like My Son, the Messiah, but like a beatnik in sandals and Day-Glo yarmulke, well the train waited around a while for the chosen to hop on board, then pulled on out. A few hobos hanging out in the yard--lazy yids and hustling goyim, mostly--slipped into the boxcar."
    On Thursday, September 16 (the first day of Rosh Hashana), my editor sent me this e-mail: "I'm not sure why this is happening now, rather than yesterday, but now my dear colleagues on the copy desk are doublechecking if it's OK to print 'yid' in the paper, even in a quote."
    I argued that if they took out "lazy yid," they'd have to take out "hustling goyim" too, and just put in an ellipsis to replace the whole phrase. Not only did "yid" stay in, but they also left in this quote from the book: "The most famous or notorious Jewish story of the Ed Sullivan Show was the firing of Jackie Mason for acting 'too kikey' on camera." However, if Sullivan had called Mason a wife-beater...


Paul Krassner is the author of Murder At the Conspiracy Convention and Other American Absurdities; George Carlin's introduction can be found at http://www.paulkrassner.com/

 
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Link from Bruce

Matt Miller

"George Bush's America doesn't even pay for its own wars - but instead sticks our kids with the bill - all in order to preserve $300 billion a year in tax cuts mostly for the wealthiest people in the country." - Matt Miller.

Matt Miller


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from Mark

Another Bumpersticker

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Church of Reality

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Paul Berenson

Another Side of the News

It's talk of another Recall by Republicans in Santa Barbara. They just will not accept election results when they lose! The Governor, Texas Redistricting, the Stolen Election, Impeachment...Republicans think they're ENTITLED to rule!!

We'll talk a little about the specifics of Susan Rose, but more about manipulating the electoral system and paralyzing government with abuse of the Recall system and Special Elections.

Oh...we'll also have a *gasp* Republican co-host!! This should be fun!!

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Link from Bruce

Jay Leno

Here's a good Jay Leno interview


Thanks, Bruce!

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

BUG MAN DIDDLES THE BOY SCOUTS

THE BUG MAN GIVES US THE BIRD

LOSE A SON, GO TO JAIL

DICKIE FOR PRESIDENT

GO DICKIE!

HEY BITCH, GET ME A BEER

PSYCHO CHIMP

COMMANDER CODPIECE STEALS AMERICA

THE SINS OF THE FATHER

DAVID BROOKS IS AN ASSHOLE

AND THE REPUGS WILL DIVORCE AND FUCK SHEEP

KITTIES FOR KERRY AND OUTHER GOOD STUFF

STILL AWOL AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

REPUGS ARE CHICKENSHITS

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

The cooler weather is greatly appreciated.

Kitty Kelley's 'The Family' is only $16.49 at CostCo.

Hope to visit here this weekend - Port of Los Angeles Lobster Festival



Tonight, Saturday:

CBS begins the night with LIVE 'College Football' (Florida at Tennessee), and the left coast also gets an hour of local crap and the movie 'The Wedding Planner'.

NBC opens the night with a RERUN 'The Apprentice' - but with additional footage, followed by a RERUN 'Crossing Jordan'.

ABC starts the night with a RERUN 'America's So-Called Funniest Videos', followed by the FRESH (but tape delayed on the left coast) 'Miss America'.

The WB fills the night with the movie 'Breaking Up'.

Faux has the usual 'Cops', 'Cops', and 'America's Most Wanted'.

UPN fills the night with the movie 'Star Trek V: The Final Frontier'.

A&E has 'City Confidential', 'Ameerican Justice', 'Cold Case Files', and another 'City Confidential'.

AMC offers the movie 'The Green Berets', followed by the movie 'The Longest Day', then the movie 'Stalag 17'.

BBC  -   
 [2pm] 'My Family' - Get Cartier;
 [2:40pm] 'Absolutely Fabulous' - Fat;
 [3:20pm] 'Coupling' - Bed Time;
 [4pm] 'Ground Force' - Sanderstead;
 [4:30pm] 'House Invaders' - Harrow;
 [5pm] 'Changing Rooms' - West Hampstead;
 [5:30pm] 'What Not to Wear' - Sam;
 [6pm] 'My Hero' - Virus;
 [6:40pm] 'Absolutely Fabulous' - Fashion;
 [7:20pm] 'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 3;
 [8pm] 'House Invaders' - Episode 1;
 [8:30pm] 'House Invaders' - Episode 30;
 [9pm] 'House Doctor' - Episode 6;
 [9:30pm] 'The Life Laundry' - Mike Read: Amberley;
 [10pm] 'Location, Location, Location' - Thames Valley;
 [10:30pm] 'Location, Location, Location' - London;
 [11pm] 'Trailer Park Boys' - Episode 5;
 [11:30pm] 'Little Britain' - Episode 3;
 [12am] 'House Doctor' - Episode 6;
 [12:30am] 'The Life Laundry' - Mike Read: Amberley;
 [1am] 'Location, Location, Location' - Thames Valley;
 [1:30am] 'Location, Location, Location' - London;
 [2am] 'House Invaders' - Episode 1;
 [2:30am] 'House Invaders' - Episode 30;
 [3am] 'Trailer Park Boys' - Episode 5;
 [3:30am] 'Little Britain' - Episode 3;
 [4am] 'House Doctor' - Episode 6;
 [4:30am] 'The Life Laundry' - Mike Read: Amberley;
 [5am] 'Location, Location, Location' - Thames Valley;
 [5:30am] 'Location, Location, Location' - London;
 [6am] 'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'Queer Eye', followed by the movie 'Dirty Dancing', then the movie 'Dirty Dancing', again.

Comedy Central has the movie 'My Cousin Vinny', followed by 'Last Comic Standing', and then the movie 'Beverly Hills Cop'.

History has 'Wild West Tech', 'Breaking Vegas', and 'The History Of Poker'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM] 'The Plague' (1992);
 [8AM] 'Sword Of Doom';
 [12:15PM] 'IFC Short Film Showcase';
 [1:1PM] 'Sword Of Doom';
 [3:30 PM] 'The Very Thought Of You' (1999);
 [5PM] 'Purple Noon' (1960);
 [7PM] 'Ultimate Film Fanatic #2' (Northeast Region) (2004);
 [7:30PM] 'Dinner For Five #32' (2004);
 [8PM] 'Under Suspicion' (2000);
 [10PM] 'The Anniversary Party' (2001);
 [10:15PM] 'Country Life' (1994);
 [12AM] 'Bully' (2001);
 [2AM] 'Under Suspicion' (2000);
 [4AM] 'The Anniversary Party' (2001).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has the movie 'Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade', followed by the movie 'Darklight'.

Sundance  -   
 [7AM] 'Assassination Tango' (Feature);
 [9AM] 'Looking For Richard' (Feature);
 [11AM] 'Won't Anybody Listen' (Documentary);
 [12:15PM] 'The Critical Path' (Short);
 [12:30PM] 'Scotland, PA.' (Feature);
 [2:15PM] 'Peter's Friends' (Feature);
 [4PM] 'Assassination Tango' (Feature);
 [6PM] 'Tanner '88: Moonwalker and Bookbag' (Short);
 [6:30PM] 'Tanner '88: Bagels With Bruce' (Short);
 [7:05PM] 'Looking For Richard' (Feature);
 [9PM] 'The Hours' (Feature);
 [11PM] 'Gasoline' (Feature);
 [12:30AM] 'Japon' (Feature);
 [2:40AM] 'Amy's Orgasm' (Feature);
 [4:10AM] 'The Purified' (Documentary);
 [5:20AM] 'The failure of pamela salt' (Short);
 [5:45AM] 'Won't Anybody Listen' (Documentary).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM:
 [6am]    'The Citadel' (1938);
 [8am]    'Roadblock' (1951);
 [9:30am]    'Festival of Shorts #34' (2000);
 [10am]    'Stand Up and Fight' (1939);
 [12pm]    'The Way West' (1967);
 [2:15pm]    'The Thing From Another World' (1951);
 [4pm]    'The Story Of Seabiscuit' (1949);
 [6pm]    'Father Goose' (1964);
 [8pm]    'Singin' In The Rain' (1952);
 [10pm]    'To Hell And Back' (1955);
 [12am]    'Foul Play' (1978);
 [2am]    'Caddyshack' (1980);
 [4am]    'Noah's Ark' (1929).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Sunday  -  09/19

TCM:
 [6am]    'These Three' (1936);
 [8am]    'Libeled Lady' (1936);
 [10am]    'Bells Are Ringing' (1960);
 [12:15pm]    'Road to Zanzibar' (1941);
 [2pm]    'I Was A Male War Bride' (1949);
 [4pm]    'Pillow Talk' (1959);
 [6pm]    'Singin' In The Rain' (1952);
 [8pm]    'On the Town' (1949);
 [10pm]    'Ordet' (1955);
 [12:15am]    'Leaves From Satan's Book' (1919) SILENT ;
 [3:15am]    'The Nun's Story' (1959).    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Production staff go over scripts, sitting amid placards that are sitting in for the nominees and others who will occupy them later, as preparations for the Emmy Awards continue Friday, Sept. 17, 2004, in Los Angeles. The 56th annual Primetime Emmy Awards will air Sunday, Sept. 19.
Photo by Reed Saxon

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Pulp Politicians!

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Hopes Peace Award Keeps Vanunu Safe

Yoko Ono

Veteran peacenik, artist and musician Yoko Ono has given Mordechai Vanunu a peace prize founded in her late husband's memory, an award she hopes will keep the Israeli nuclear whistleblower safe.

Vanunu was barred by Israel's highest court in July from leaving the country, with judges ruling he remained a threat to national security despite serving 18 years in jail for leaking atomic secrets to a British newspaper.

Vanunu was abducted by Israeli agents and convicted of treason in 1986 after discussing his work as a nuclear technician with the Sunday Times.

Yoko Ono

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Back to Iraq 3.0: It's Worse Than You Think...

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Sing Kerry's Praises

Linda Ronstadt & Carole King

Linda Ronstadt and Carole King will sing the praises of Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry at an event in south Tucson.

King and Ronstadt, a Tucson native, will discuss why they support Kerry's positions on education, health care and the environment, Natalie Luna, spokeswoman for Rep. Raul Grijalva, D-Ariz, said this week.

Ronstadt praised documentary filmmaker Michael Moore at a concert in Las Vegas in July, causing some audience members to storm out. Moore's latest film, "Fahrenheit 9/11," is critical of the Bush administration.

King, known for songs including "It's too Late" and "You've Got a Friend," has campaigned for Kerry in 30 states since January.

Linda Ronstadt & Carole King

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Primate Cognitive Neuroscience Laboratory

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Emmy Awards

Goodie Bags

It's been said that TV adds 10 pounds, but some celebs attending this year's Emmy Awards (Sept. 19, 8-11 p.m. on ABC) will gain a lot more than that in the booty department alone. The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences, for example, will give every presenter a gift bag -- excuse us: a Dooney & Burke satchel -- filled with goodies worth more than $30,000. That means Amber Tamblyn, Matt LeBlanc, and Donald Trump will be among those who receive: a certificate for a 15-inch Zenith flat-screen TV; an invitation to host a private dinner party at one of Morton's Steakhouses; a day of services at Ona Spa in L.A.; and a new Sprint PCS phone.

Meanwhile, Distinctive Assets, an L.A.-based entertainment marketing company, will give gift bags valued at almost $20,000 each to nominees in the 12 major categories who don't win Emmys. Here's a peek at some of the swag that will console the supposedly less lucky stars:

Lasik eye surgery, at the Assil Sinskey Eye Institute in California ($5,600)
Obagi skin procedures ($4,000)
Round-trip ticket to anywhere Song Airlines flies ($600)
Year membership to Clay gym in New York City ($2,500)
Boucheron sunglasses ($450)
Mephisto shoes ($375)
Fur and leather bag from Elliott Lucca ($178)
Vavamojo good-luck necklace ($100)
Tracy Place watch ($70)
Poncho from Daisy Fuentes' self-titled clothing line ($40)

Goodie Bags

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Translating the book of kells artwork

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U.S. actor and director Woody Allen and his wife Soon Yi arrive at their hotel in San Sebastian, northern Spain Friday Sept. 17, 2004. Allen is in San Sebastian for the annual film festival where he will present his latest movie 'Melinda and Melinda' during its World Premier and to receive the festival's lifetime achievement award.
Photo by Javier Echezarreta

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Thunderbird Atlatl

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Hit the Road for Kerry

Punk Rockers

Punk rock bands are hitting Portland this weekend to kick off a national anti-resident Bush concert tour laced with appearances in swing states.

The bands probably won't have much appeal to middle-of-the-road swing voters. But if the election is as close as the one in 2000, don't count out the kids in Mohawks, black leather and multiple piercings.

"I do believe a song can change the world, because people are inspired by music," said Justin Sane, one of the punk rockers who will appear in Portland. "There is a lot of emotion tied up in this presidential race. People are feeling the need to express themselves." Sane is lead singer and vocalist for Anti-Flag.

Sane and other artists active in punkvoter.com say they think they can influence thousands of young people who aren't normally inclined to vote. Their Web site attracts 500,000 viewers a month. The political group's first CD, "Rock Against Bush," sold 300,000 copies, and the second volume has passed the 70,000 mark, said Scott Goodstein, punkvoter.com's spokesman.

Punk Rockers

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Famous Actors in Bad Sci-Fi Roles

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African Union To Mark 60th Birthday

Bob Marley

The African Union (AU) said it would take part in next year's celebrations to mark the 60th birthday of late reggae legend Bob Marley which will be held in Ethiopia.

AU Commission Chairman Alpha Omar Konare accepted Marley's widow request for the pan-African body to partner in the commemoration scheduled for February 2005, an AU statement said.

The feat, to be held in Addis Ababa, "will include many events such as musical concerts by famous black musicians, art exhibitions and symposia of PanAfricanism and relations between Africa and the diaspora," it added.

Ethiopia was the home of emperor Haile Selassie, the founder of the rastafarian movement in which Marley belonged.

Bob Marley

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Benford's Law

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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North Carolina Moonshine

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Shows Film for Free to Defy Critics

Claude Lelouch

French director Claude Lelouch decided to show his new film "Les Parisiens" free across France on Friday to try to prove wrong the critics who have panned it.

Lelouch, whose 1966 film "A Man and a Woman" starring Jean-Louis Trintignant and Anouk Aimee won Oscars for best foreign film and screenplay, said he would bear the costs of the showings at about 400 cinemas across France.

"I've taken this decision following an unprecedented media lynching," he said in a radio interview.

Claude Lelouch

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History of the Atlantic Cable & Submarine Telegraphy

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Marica Skinner of Oregon City protests in front of policemen after Vice President Dick Cheney addressed a Bush-Cheney '04 Town Hall Meeting in Oregon City, Ore., Friday, Sept. 17, 2004.
Photo by Rick Bowmer

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:: rogerebert.com ::

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Guesting At 'Late Late Show'

Drew Carey

Prime-time comedian Drew Carey has signed on to serve as guest host for the first two segments of the CBS "Late Late Show" next week when the program returns for its first season without Craig Kilborn.

Carey, also starring in a new improvisational comedy show on the WB network this fall, will be the first in a series of "Late Late" substitutes to fill in for Kilborn until a new permanent host is found, producers said on Friday.

A source close to "Late Late" said the appearances of some future guest hosts would amount to on-air auditions.

Drew Carey

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The Godfather horse head pillow

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Busted In OKC

Macaulay Culkin

Former child star Macaulay Culkin was arrested on drug charges Friday, authorities said.

The 24-year-old actor, best known for his role in the movie, "Home Alone," was taken into custody on complaints of possession of a controlled dangerous substance without a valid prescription and possession of marijuana, according to the Oklahoma County Sheriff's office.

Culkin was jailed Friday on $4,000 bond. A jailer declined to release details of Culkin's arrest, and it was not clear whether he had a lawyer.

Macaulay Culkin

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Star Wars Trilogy - 2004 DVD Changes

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Lobster Liberator Arrested

Edward Furlong

Edward Furlong's ploy to free some lobsters from their tank landed the actor in jail. He was arrested Wednesday night on a misdemeanor charge of alcohol intoxication in a public place in this northern Kentucky city.

Furlong, who appeared in "Terminator 2" and "American History X," spent about 1 1/2 hours in the Boone County jail before his release.

The animal-rights supporter and vegetarian was arrested after he and some friends removed lobsters from a tank at a Meijer grocery store. Furlong argued with store managers, who then called police, according to his arrest citation.

Edward Furlong

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Springs of Florida

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Revealing 'Kong' Secrets

Peter Jackson

Movie fans who can't wait for Peter Jackson's multimillion-dollar remake of "King Kong" can log on to the Internet to watch the gorilla thriller as it is being made.

A new Web site maintained by fans of the Oscar-winning director features online video clips of the media-shy Jackson on the set with actors and the film crew.

Production diaries and director commentaries often appear as bonus material on DVD releases of major films, but this marks one of the first times a director has unveiled the creative process prior to a movie's release.

www.kongisking.net

Peter Jackson

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Los Angeles architectural photo gallery

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(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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The Virtual Window Project

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Folk Legend Reunite at Toronto Film Fest

The Weavers

The Weavers, among the most famous U.S. folk bands, reunited on Friday to honor 85-year-old Harold Leventhal, who saved their careers and helped launched other performers like Bob Dylan and Joan Baez.

The group will perform a live reunion concert on Friday at the Toronto International Film Festival premiere of "Isn't This a Time!," a documentary honoring Leventhal, who convinced the Weavers to fight the McCarthy-era blacklist, which targeted American entertainers suspected of having Communist links.

The Weavers were founded in 1949 by Pete Seeger, Ronnie Gilbert, Fred Hellerman and the late Lee Hays. They rose to the top of the charts with the song "Goodnight Irene."

But their careers were nearly destroyed by McCarthy-era zealots who blacklisted the group, which sang about social issues, subsequently forcing them to disband in the early 1950s.

It was Leventhal who helped the Weavers revive their career, convincing them to defy the blacklist with a reunion concert in 1955 at Carnegie Hall.

The Weavers

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Prop World - the Isberg Collection

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Canadian artist Susan Point shows her scultpure titled 'The Beaver and the Mink' during ceremonies at the Smithsonian Institution's National Museum of American Indian, Friday, Sept. 17, 2004 in Washington. The red ceder sculpture was donated by Canada and is on display on the museum's main floor.
Photo by Pablo Martinez Monsivais

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Museum of Design

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Forgotten Reports

World War II

A set of top-secret World War II reports which were used in a best-selling wartime book but have since laid untouched for decades, will go on public display on Saturday.

A one-day exhibition at the National Archives in Kew, London will feature the original typewritten manuscripts by H.E. Bates, currently best known as the author of the Darling Buds of May.

Bates was a pilot during the war and employed by the public relations branch of the Air Ministry to write heroic accounts of actual events for the public under the name "Flying Officer X."

Some of the tales were declassified and released as a book called "How Sleep the Brave," which sold 2 million copies in 1942. But others remained top secret and were never published during the war.

World War II

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Digital History

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Back for Big 3rd Year

Austin City Limits Music Festival

As some concerts and outdoor music events struggle, the Austin City Limits Music Festival revels in its success.

The three-day festival offering blues, rock, country, reggae and gospel returns for its third year to Austin's Zilker Park this weekend, featuring 130 bands on eight stages. About 75,000 people are expected each day.

Sheryl Crow, Los Lonely Boys, The Pixies, Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals, and Phish lead singer Trey Anastasio are among the headliners. Other acts include The Roots, Modest Mouse, The Wailers, Medeski Martin and Wood, Joe Ely, The Gourds, G. Love and Special Sauce, Wilco, and Toots and the Maytals.

For the rest, Austin City Limits Music Festival

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American Historical Images

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Kimono designer Yuko Iwakuma adjusts a colorful kimono sash, one of her latest works designed and made by a computer and an ink-jet printer, at her office in Tokyo Wednesday, Sept. 15, 2004. Iwakuma is one of a new breed remaking the ancient Japanese art of kimono, relaying on computers to make kimonos with brash new designs as keyboards, playing-card kings and queens, puppies and apples and then sell them on the Intertnet.
Photo by Shizuo Kambayashi

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A visual history of spam (and virus) email

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Deutsche Welle Offers News Broadcast

Klingon

German broadcaster Deutsche Welle has added Klingon, spoken by the bumpy-headed aliens of the "Star Trek" television series, to the 30 languages used on its Web site, the network says.

The pages were added to celebrate the site's 10th anniversary.

Deutsche Welle is a government-funded radio and television network that broadcasts mainly for German expatriates and Germany enthusiasts.

Klingon

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Spam map

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In Memory

Mary Elaine Gennoy

Mary Elaine Gennoy, a San Francisco resident who used a diminutive body shaped by birth defects to become a passionate medical marijuana activist, died Sept. 5. She was 53.

Gennoy died after suffering complications from throat surgery she had undergone for cancer of the larynx, said Dennis Peron, a neighbor and friend who co-sponsored the California law allowing qualified patients to use medical marijuana.

During the 1996 campaign to pass Proposition 215, Gennoy - who stood just 4 feet 6 inches tall and weighed less than 70 pounds - gathered signatures to put the measure on the ballot and later served as a spokeswoman for the cause, Peron said.

Her small size resulted from the radiation treatment her mother underwent for cancer while pregnant. Gennoy also was born without forearm bones and with other physical disabilities that included useless thumbs. She also had hearing and intestinal problems.

She spent much of her life recovering from surgeries and serious illnesses, and as a teenager discovered that marijuana eased her chronic discomfort.

In a 1998 interview with the San Francisco Examiner, Gennoy defended her longtime habit of smoking about three marijuana joints a day. She said she felt so strongly that marijuana had made her life bearable that she wished she could "be like Robin Hood and steal from the rich and give to the poor who need it."

Mary Elaine Gennoy

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German producer Bernd Eichinger poses next to the poster of his movie "Der Untergang" (The Downfall), in which Swiss actor Bruno Ganz plays Adolf Hitler in Berlin.
Photo by Marcus Brandt

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