BartCop Entertainment Archives - Saturday, 21 January, 2006

Saturday

21 January, 2006

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Gone, But Not Forgotten

Erin Hart Show

Due to changes in business and at Entercom, several live positions at 710 KIRO were eliminated, including the Erin Hart Show, which will be replaced by the syndicated show "When Radio Was".

Erin will remain at KIRO and fill-in when needed.


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Boo. Hiss.

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A BUNCH OF STUFFED HEADS

STARING INTO NOTHINGNESS

WATCHA LOOKIN' AT?


zEN mAN
(in the trophy room at my mechanic's shop)

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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Paul Craig Roberts: A Challenge That Cannot Be Ignored (antiwar.com)
Former vice president Al Gore gave what I believe to be the most important political speech in my lifetime, and the New York Times, "the newspaper of record," did not report it. Not even excerpts. ... By ignoring Gore's speech, is the New York Times signaling to Bush that the newspaper is willing to be a lap dog in exchange for not being prosecuted?


Paul Krugman: First, Do More Harm (The New York Times)
It's widely expected that President Bush will talk a lot about health care in his State of the Union address. He probably won't boast about his prescription drug plan, whose debut has been a Katrina-like saga of confusion and incompetence. But he probably will tout proposals for so-called "consumer driven" health care.


Molly M. Ginty: Life Before Roe v. Wade (Choice! Magazine. Posted on Alternet.org)
More than thirty years later, three people who helped provide abortions before Roe tell their stories.


Earl Ofari Hutchinson: Racism or Bad Behavior?
Black students are under fire at America's schools.


Froma Harrop's Latest Column (creators.com)
It turns out that up to a third of the money Chile's workers put in their private accounts had vanished into the pockets of the companies that were investing it. Chilean senator-elect Guido Girardi recently expressed the anger of many when he promised: "I am going to do away with these thieves in jackets and ties. We are going to defend the citizenry from these funds that rob people of their pensions."


Natalie Nichols: Jesus Is Hot! (lacitybeat.com)
The self-righteous demand control of Jesus' image, even as they distort his teachings to conform to far more earthly ideals, using his words of inclusion to exclude.


Laura Barcella: Life 'After Innocence' (AlterNet.org)
A powerful new documentary explores the struggle of seven former prisoners, newly exonerated of horrible crimes.


Pamela Zoslov: Til Death Do They Part: Two cartoonists muse on the merits of matrimony (freetimes.com)
A message of optimism, all the more persuasive because it comes from a man well known for his misanthropy. If R. Crumb can find domestic contentment, then by golly, there's hope for the rest of us.


Voices of Choice (voicesofchoice.org)
Physicians Who Provided Abortions Before Roe v. Wade: A Multimedia Project


Wayne Lammers & Pete Levin: GOP PARTY MONSTERS
Scroll down for mp3 samples of satiric songs.


The Daily Show: Corrupt Republican Leaders (Video)

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Purple Gene Reviews

'Carnival in Rio'

Purple Gene's Mini-review of the travelogue "Carnival in Rio" (1983)

Directed by Shep Morgan:

I just couldn't pass this up….a bad bootleg copy of an all expenses paid "Booty Call" for the now Governor of the great state of California, Arnold "The Ass" Schwarzenegger, called "Carnival in Rio". This priceless piece of film footage may be old news to some but for me it was a perfect political piece………….



See Arnie at the Club Oba Oba in Rio

See Arnie getting plastered on Pina Colada's !

See Arnie dancing the Samba with half naked girls !!



See Arnie grabbing quivering Brazilian ASS !!!

See Arnie teaching a girl how to SUCK a carrot !!!!



See Arnie mugging in native feathery costumes !!!!!

See Ursula Andress undress (not really) !!!!!!



I couldn't help butt wonder if Arnold's Ass Grabbing Adventure was paid for by Jack Abramoff ???? He has hired Karl Rove's and George Bush's 2004 publicist to help him win Kah-lee-for-knee-yah in 2006…..He fucked up his fat lip crashing a motorcycle (without a proper driver's license ?)……he stopped smoking Cigars publicly…..I think his Hummer is on blocks (He'll never get a hybrid!)…..and his old lady (first lady Maria Schriver) ain't givin' him any…… He's a bone-headed, ass grabbing Neanderthal!



So….see Arnie back in his glory days…….grabbing ASS!

Purple Gene gives "Carnival in Rio" 2 Ass cheeks out of 10 for being such a grainy, graphic and revealing glimpse of the Governor of the State of California gone wild!


Check out the antics of the "Assinator"

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

GIVE UP ALL YOUR BLING AND FOLLOW ME

GROPINATOR GETS DOWN

REPUG FASCISTS EXPOSED

HUMMER! BUMMER

POOR, PITIFUL CONSERVATIVE FREAKS

WHEN ONLY THE RICH HAVE ANYTHING TO LOSE

IF YOU WANT DEMOCRACY MOVE TO IRAQ

"THERE IS NOTHING QUITE SO BAD AS SOMETHING THAT IS NOT SO BAD"

"OUR PROBLEM IS CIVIL OBEDIENCE"

SHUTUP PICKLES AND BRING ME A PRETZEL

OSAMA IS A REPUG

DUDE!

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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Cloudy & cold.

No new flags.



Tonight, Saturday:

CBS opens the night with '48 Hours', followed by the movie 'The Sum Of All Fears' (runs a half-hour long).

NBC starts the night with a RERUN 'Crossing Jordan', followed by a RERUN 'Medium', then a RERUN 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit'.
'SNL' is FRESH with Peter Sarsgaard hosting, music by the Strokes.
The late, late 'SNL' is supposed to be from 13 February, 1999, with Brendan Fraser hosting, music by Bjork.

ABC fills the night with the movie 'Enemy Of The State'.

The WB offers an old 'Friends', followed by an old 'Raymond', then panders with 'Cheaters'.

Faux has the traditional 'Cops', 'Cops', and 'America's Most Wanted'.
'MAD TV' is FRESH.

UPN has an old 'Alias', followed by an old 'Fear Factor'.

A&E has 'City Confidential', followed by a FRESH 'Cold Case Files', then another 'Cold Case Files', and 'American Justice'.

AMC offers the movie 'Diamonds Are Forever', followed by the movie 'Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery', then 'Hustle', followed by the movie 'Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery', again.

BBC  -   
 [2pm]    'Just For Laughs' - Episode 2;
 [2:30pm]    'Father Ted' - Ep. 2 Think Fast, Father;
 [3pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 49;
 [4pm]    'Faking It' - Alex the Animal;
 [5pm]    'Changing Rooms - Catford;
 [5:30pm]    'What Not To Wear' - Julie Nicholson;
 [6pm]    'Cold Feet' - Episode 3;
 [7pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Episode 2;
 [8pm]    'House Invaders' - Episode 5;
 [8:30pm]    'Creature Comforts' - Episode 7;
 [9pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 25;
 [10pm]    'The Benny Hill Show '- Episode 26;
 [11pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 27;
 [12am]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 28;
 [1am]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 29;
 [2am]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 30;
 [3am]    'The Mighty Boosh' - Episode 4;
 [3:40am]    'The Mighty Boosh' - Episode 5;
 [4:20am]    'The Mighty Boosh' - Episode 6;
 [5am]    'Black Books' - The Grapes of Wrath;
 [5:30am]    'Black Books' - The Blackout;
 [6am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EST)

Bravo pukes back 'the 63th Annual Golden Globes Awards' all night.

Comedy Central has the movie 'Saving Silverman', followed by the movie 'Malibu's Most Wanted'.

History has 'Modern Marvels' and 'Lincoln'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]    Shallow Grave (1994);
 [7:45AM]    Short: A Moment of Clarity (2003);
 [8AM]    Blind Swordsman 3: Zatoichi Enters Again (1963);
 [9:35AM]    Trust (1990);
 [11:30AM]    Caro Diario (1994);
 [1:15PM]    Joe The King (1999);
 [3PM]    Blind Swordsman 3: Zatoichi Enters Again (1963);
 [4:30PM]    At The IFC Center #9 (2005);
 [5PM]    Caro Diario (1994);
 [6:45PM]    IFC in Theaters (2005);
 [7PM]    Greg the Bunny: "You Know, For Kids!" (2005);
 [7:15PM]    Greg the Bunny: "Bunnie Hall" (2005);
 [7:30PM]    Hopeless Pictures #5 (2005);
 [8PM]    The Devil's Backbone (2001);
 [10PM]    Solaris (2002);
 [11:45PM]    Y Tu Mama Tambien (2002);
 [1:45AM]    The Devil's Backbone (2001);
 [3:30AM]    Solaris (2002);
 [5:15AM]    Running With The Bulls (2003).    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has the movie 'Dante's Peak', followed by the movie 'Magma: Volcanic Disaster'.

Sundance  -   
 [6:45AM]    Push Comes To Shove;
 [7AM]    Festival Dailies 2006: (1/20/06);
 [7:30AM]    The Secret Lives of Dentists;
 [9:15AM]    Bejart into the Light;
 [11AM]    Festival Dailies 2006: (1/20/06);
 [11:30AM]    American Fame Part Two: Forgetting Jonathan Brandis;
 [12PM]    A Foreign Affair;
 [1:30PM]    Amazon Women On The Moon;
 [3PM]    In Short: Festival 4;
 [3:30PM]    Festival Dailies 2006: (1/20/06);
 [4PM]    The Secret Lives of Dentists;
 [5:45PM]    I Am Trying to Break Your Heart;
 [7:30PM]    Amazon Women On The Moon;
 [9PM]    Festival Dailies 2006: (1/21/06);
 [9:30PM]    The Singing Detective;
 [11:20PM]    The Act;
 [11:30PM]    Festival Dailies 2006: (1/21/06);
 [12AM]    Slam;
 [1:45AM]    Light Sleeper;
 [3:30AM]    Kika;
 [5:30AM]    A Foreign Affair.    (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM:
 [6AM]    Oliver Twist (1948)     [View Trailer];
 [8AM]    The Big Heat (1953);
 [9:30AM] MGM Parade Show #17 (1955);
 [10AM]    You Only Live Once (1937);
 [11:30AM]    Cartoon Alley #6 (2005);
 [12PM]    The Outlaw (1943);
 [2PM]    The Bedford Incident (1965);
 [4PM]    Fail Safe (1964)     [View Trailer];
 [6PM]    Arabesque (1966)     [View Trailer];
 [8PM]    Fort Apache (1948)     [View Trailer];
 [10:15PM]    The Horse Soldiers (1959)     [View Trailer];
 [12:30AM]    Sitting Bull (1954);
 [2:30AM]    They Died With Their Boots On (1941);
 [5AM]    Another Dawn (1937).    (ALL TIMES EST)


Sunday  -  01/22

TCM:
 [6:15AM]    Sahara (1943)     [View Trailer];
 [8AM]    Mogambo (1953)     [View Trailer];
 [10AM]    Up In Arms (1944)     [View Trailer];
 [12PM]    Sailor Beware (1951);
 [2PM]    Donovan's Reef (1963);
 [4PM]    Sands of Iwo Jima (1949)     [View Trailer];
 [6PM]    Fort Apache (1948);
 [8:15PM]    Murder by Death (1976);
 [10PM]    The Girl Hunters (1963);
 [12AM]    The Scarlet Letter (1926) SILENT ;
 [2AM]    Judy Garland: By Myself (2004);
 [4AM]    The Harvey Girls (1946)     [View Trailer].    (ALL TIMES EST)



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Marcus Sjowall, winner of the Turner Classic Movies' Young Film Composers Competiton, fine tunes his score Nov. 15, 2005, in West Hollywood, Calif. Sjowall's score is being recorded for the 1923 classic silent film, 'Souls For Sale.'
Photo by Ric Francis
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Patriot Search

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Amazon To Launch Online Talk Show

Bill Maher

Online retail giant Amazon.com said on Thursday that it planned to launch a half-hour Web-based talk show this summer hosted by television personality Bill Maher and featuring author and celebrity interviews and musical performances.

"Amazon Fishbowl with Bill Maher" is produced by Amazon and will be streamed live on Thursdays beginning June 1.

Amazon will show a preview episode of the series at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, but consumers can see highlights online starting next Tuesday. Musician Rob Thomas, authors Stephen King and Armistead Maupin and actress Toni Collette will be Maher's guests in the preview.

Bill Maher

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Actor Nick Nolte talks to a woman after he accidentally walked down a dead end stairway in downtown Park City, Utah January 20, 2006. Park City is hosting the 25th annual Sundance film festival.
Photo by Rick Wilking
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The Golden Age of Travel Posters

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Scholarship Includes Dorm Room

J.D. Salinger

A scholarship named for writer J.D. Salinger will allow young writers with "quirky brilliance" to literally follow in his footsteps at Ursinus College.

Recipients of the newly created scholarship, announced Thursday, will get to live in Salinger's old dorm room at Ursinus, where the author of "The Catcher in the Rye" spent the fall semester of 1938.

The $25,000 annual award was developed by English professors Jon Volkmer and Matthew Kozusko and is designed for creative writers with distinctive voices and unusual perspectives - but not necessarily the best grades.

J.D. Salinger

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Grace Slick
original and limited edition artwork

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Sirius Complains Show Illegally Rebroadcast

Howard Stern

Usually, complaints to U.S. communications regulators about Howard Stern are aimed at the shock radio personality, not made on his behalf.

But since his move to Sirius Satellite Radio Inc., the company has complained to the Federal Communications Commission that Stern's show is being illegally rebroadcast on two stations in New York and New Jersey, a Sirius spokesman said on Thursday.

"It's an issue we're addressing and we are educating these people as to our rights," said Patrick Reilly, a spokesman for Sirius. "Given the quality of Howard's show, listening to it on a pirate radio is no way to listen to it."

The FCC had no immediate comment.

Howard Stern

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Plans One More World Tour

B.B. King

While other 80-year-olds might dust off their rockers, blues dynamo B.B. King will be rocking and rolling when he launches what he says will be his final world tour later this year.

King will begin an international "Farewell Tour" in March, part of a domestic tour that starts Feb. 16 in Chicago, King's publicist, Jerry Digney, said in a news release Wednesday.

King said he will continue to make U.S. concert appearances after the tour.

B.B. King

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Crew members from the Greenpeace vessels the MY Arctic Sunrise and the MY Esperanza use their bodies to spell the slogan 'Help End Whaling !' on the ice of Antarctica January 20, 2006. The environmental group said they are finishing their two month campaign against a whaling fleet from Japan in the Southern Ocean.
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It Came From the 1971 Sears Catalog

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Divorce News

Barkin - Perelman

Ron Perelman, the billionaire head of Revlon Corp., is seeking a divorce from his wife of five years, actress Ellen Barkin, the New York Post and gossip columnist Liz Smith reported on Friday.

Quoting sources, the Post said Perelman served divorce papers on his fourth wife on Thursday at the couple's Manhattan mansion. Perelman, 62, is worth an estimated $6 billion and according to Forbes Magazine is the 34th richest man in America.

The tabloid, quoting unidentified sources, reported that Barkin was "knocked for a loop" when she was served with the divorce papers. "She's shocked. She wasn't expecting it," the source told the Post.

Barkin - Perelman

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Amazing Illusions

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Renewed For 2 Seasons

'America's Next Top Model'

UPN said Thursday it has renewed its reigning hit, "America's Next Top Model," for two more rounds.

"Model," which returns for its sixth cycle in March, isn't expected to undergo any significant changes, just "another season of high fashion and high drama," UPN president Dawn Ostroff said during the Television Critics Assn. press tour. The renewal covers a seventh and eighth cycle.

'America's Next Top Model'

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Kills 'South Park' Episode

Tom Cruise

UK TV viewers will not get to see an episode of South Park which shows Nicole Kidman and fellow Scientologist John Travolta attempting to coax a fictional Tom Cruise character out of a closet, with Kidman saying: "Don't you think this has gone on long enough? It's time for you to come out of the closet. You're not fooling anyone."

Naturally, the robustly heterosexual Top Gun star took exception to this when Trapped in the Closet aired in the US. The episode also showed Stan - believed by the Cruise character to be the reincarnation of Scientology founder L Ron Hubbard - having a pop at Cruise's acting abilities, and Cruise reportedly waved the legal big stick at Paramount and threatened to sue if the offending programme was ever shown again.

Tom Cruise

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The former homes that photographer Ansel Adams lived in as a child, right, and a home he built, left, are seen Friday, Jan. 20, 2006, in San Francisco. For more than 50 years, Adams lived in this hilltop home where he gained inspiration from the sandy shores of Baker Beach and the forested hills of the Presidio. Now, neighbors and city officials are fighting over the fate of a small, overgrown lot that sits next to the famed nature photographer's childhood home and a second house he built in his mother's dahlia garden. The San Francisco Public Utilities Commission auctioned off one of two parcels on Friday, receiving a $1.5 million bid from a couple that plans to build a new house on the property. The agency is still soliciting bids for the second parcel.
Photo by Ben Margot
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Bill Cosby Sings

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Not An Intellectual

Paris Hilton

Money can't buy happiness, or so the saying goes. Nor, as evidenced by Paris Hilton's recent deposition in a slander lawsuit, can it buy brainpower.

When questioned on the last name of a companion identified as Terry, who was with her on the night of the reported run-in with Graff, Hilton replied, "It is like a weird Greek name. Like, Douglas."

Hilton attributed her confusion about where the article might have been republished to the fact that she spent the summer in Europe, where she was faced with a language barrier.

"I was in Europe the whole summer, and all there is is like French," she explained. "I didn't see anything because I wasn't in America."

Paris Hilton

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Celtic music

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Agrees to Start Rehab

Leif Garrett

Former 1970s teen idol Leif Garrett agreed Friday to enter a strict drug-diversion program for violating probation in a cocaine case even as he faces a new charge of heroin possession.

Garrett, 44, agreed to enter the program during an appearance before a Superior Court commissioner who ordered him released from jail and commended him for choosing the option, said Jane Robison, a spokeswoman for the Los Angeles County district attorney's office.

Garrett previously had been ordered into drug treatment, which he failed. The commissioner ended that program Friday and ordered him into the diversion program, which is "much more intense," Robison said.

Leif Garrett

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In this undated photo provided by Sotheby's auction house in New York, Donatello's mid-15th century terra-cotta sculpture, 'Borromeo Madonna,' is seen. The work, at a pre-auction estimate of $4 million to $6 million, is to be sold at Sotheby's on Jan. 26, 2006.
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Classic Motown

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Find Tomb Under Roman Forum

Archaeologists

Archaeologists digging beneath the Roman Forum have discovered a 3,000-year-old tomb that pre-dates the birth of ancient Rome by several hundred years.

Archaeologists were excavating under the level of the ancient forum, a popular tourist site, when they dug up the tomb, which they suspect is part of an entire necropolis, the Italian news agency ANSA reported.

State TV quoted experts as saying the tomb appeared to date to about 1,000 B.C., meaning the people who constructed the necropolis pre-dated the ancient Romans by hundreds of years.

Archaeologists

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Peter Tsou, deputy principal investigator of Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena, shines a laser light through a section of aerogel during a news conference in Houston January 19, 2006. Aerogel, a porous substance that is 99.9 percent air, was the substance used to collect the interstellar dust from comet Wild 2.
Photo by Tim Johnson
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Top 65 Music Videos of 2005

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Europe Buries its Head in the Sand

US Tortures

The United States is hardly a bastion of human rights, Human Rights Watch said on Wednesday. Its the only country in the world which legally justifies the torture of prisoners. Europeans, too, are found wanting -- particularly in their relations with Russia and China.

In its annual report on the state of human rights worldwide, Human Rights Watch on Wednesday accused both the United States and Europe of major violations. Most of its vile, though, was reserved for the Bush Administration, saying that the torture and abuse of terror suspects was part of a "deliberate" and "shameful" White House strategy.

The report, presented in Washington, said that the abuse of prisoners by Americans could not be "reduced to a few bad apples at the bottom of the barrel."

For the rest, US Tortures

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Banjo: A Vicious Habit

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In Memory

Anthony Franciosa

Anthony Franciosa, whose strong portrayals of moody, troubled characters made him a Hollywood star in the 1950s and '60s but whose combative behavior on movie sets hampered his career, has died, his publicist said Friday. He was 77.

Franciosa died Thursday at UCLA Medical Center after suffering a massive stroke, publicist Dick Guttman said. The actor's wife, Rita, and children were present. The Rev. Jesse Jackson, a longtime friend, visited the family later, Guttman said.

Franciosa was part of a new wave in the mid-20th century who revolutionized film acting with their introspective, intensely realistic approach to their roles. Most of them were schooled in the method acting of New York's Actors Studio. They included Marlon Brando, James Dean, Rod Steiger, Shelley Winters and Paul Newman.

Franciosa was once married to Winters, who died last weekend.

From his first important film role as the brother of a drug addict in "A Hatful of Rain," Franciosa became known for his portrayals of complicated young men. He received a 1956 Tony nomination for his performance in the role he created on Broadway, then an Oscar nod. In 1957, the actor appeared in three other films, "This Could Be the Night," "A Face in the Crowd" and "Wild Is the Wind."

Franciosa's career continued in high gear with such films as "The Long, Hot Summer," "The Naked Maja" (as Goya), "The Story on Page One," "Period of Adjustment," "Rio Conchos" and "The Pleasure Seekers."

The actor's behavior on movie productions became the subject of Hollywood gossip. The stories alleged fiery disputes with directors, sulking in his dressing room, outbursts with other actors.

He was born Anthony Papaleo on Oct. 25, 1928, in New York City. He was 1 when his father disappeared, and the boy grew up tough in Manhattan slums. "Getting in the first blow was something I learned in childhood," he once said.

Besides Winters, Franciosa was married to writer Beatrice Bakalyar and real estate agent Judy Kanter, with whom he had a daughter, Nina. His lasting marriage was to Rita Thiel, a German fashion model. They had sons Christopher and Marco.

Anthony Franciosa

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Tarsiers, the smallest primates in the world and considered an endangered species, cling to a tree branch inside a cage in a captive breeding center in Loboc, Bohol province in central Philippines January 20, 2006.
Photo by Cheryl Ravelo
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