BartCop Entertainment Archives - Monday, 8 August, 2005

Monday

8 August, 2005

big hammer - bigger hammer

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'Best of TBH Politoons'

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Thanks, again, Tim!

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Baron Dave Romm

Minnesota Fringe Festival '05

By Baron Dave Romm

Minnesota Fringe Festival '05

168 Plays In 11 Days

Please forgive the site specific column today. Most of you won't be able to make it to Minneapolis for the Minnesota Fringe Festival. Your loss. Still, many of these performances travel the circuit and might appear somewhere near you. I wish to encourage experimental theater and conceptual art. And besides, I've been going to too many live events to listen to CDs.

As of this writing, I've beaten my old record and have seen eight Fringe shows... and it's only the middle of the fourth day of the eleven day festival. What follows are my reviews of the eight I've seen so far that have been posted on the Fringe Festival site . I'm a tough reviewer, and have yet to give anything the highest, five star, rating. Also listen to the two most recent Shockwave Radio shows (link below) for interviews with performers. At some point, I'll put up the iPod interviews I did with various people, but they're not ready yet.

Kung Fu Hamlet, four and a half stars
"Dubbed Into English": Returning to the Fringe, Kung Fu Hamlet feels like professional martial artists getting revenge on 11trh Grade English class. The show a combination of choreographed fight scenes, broad acting, offstage vocal work and Shakespeare... and a little of a lot of things. Allen Wong, in the title role, knows his movies and the cast uses a variety of fighting styles to great effect. Whether you know the original play is unimportant as they flit from scene to scene, fight to fight, visual joke to visual joke. The Illusion Theater is a good venue for this production.

Pentecostal Wisconsin, four and a half stars
"Growing Up Pentecostal": Ryan Paulson tells his life story growing up in a Scandinavian Pentecostal town with wit, humor, sharp observation and even respect for many of the church-centered town of his youth. His family and friends are not spared, but we know them more, and even understand them a little. We also understand Ryan and the choices he makes. The one-man show features guitar playing (and a sing-along) to illuminate his journey. The well-written and well-acted monologue gets laughs from (but rarely at the expense of) the people around him and the G_d who doesn't talk to him. A highly enjoyable hour.

The Princeton Seventh, four and a half stars
"A Play In Two Acts": The Princeton Seventh is very funny at times, but isn't really a comedy at heart. It's a cleverly constructed story of writers and poets, fame and lost opportunity; great writing, great acting. The hour-and-a-half play is in a restaurant, so you can order food and drinks!

The Scrimshaw Show, four and a half stars
"Wildly funny and ribald": The Scrimshaw Brothers get to display their individual talents in this cabaret-style show. The routines are hilarious, and the interstitial video bits are great. It's an hour-and-a-half of politics, news and blue humor. The improv/audience question segments are more hit-and-miss, as these things tend to be, but they keep the guffaws coming. The guests (which change every show) were good. Not for kids, but for most anyone who appreciates a ribald belly laugh.

Please Don't Blow Up Mr. Boban, four stars (but I should have given is another half star)
"Funky Tone Poem": There is no fourth wall in this funky tone poem. The actors scamper in and out of the theater-in-the-round, scattering potatoes and optimism in the face of death. The story is both tragic and funny, the acting is sharp and the music/special effects amplify the surrealism. The performance runs a bit more than an hour, but this is the kind of show that the Fringe does best: Experimental, participatory, gritty, emotional.

Boob Toob, three stars
"Beware Simulated Reality!": Boob Toob is an ambitious project that doesn't quite gel. Claire Simonson's one-woman, live-camera multi-media show tries very hard and sometimes succeeds. The show starts off with the Nazi plan to use television to spread their propaganda to the world, and then she really gets mad. TV broadcasts 'simulacra' and not reality, and her far-reaching history and personal anecdotes illustrate her point. But it's all been said before, and she offers no solution save smashing the set. The production I saw had numerous technical problems, which didn't help. Still, any production that tells the story of Philo T. Farnsworth can't be all bad and watching Claire change from one simulacra to another is fun.

L'an: Four Jewish Characters In Search of Israel's Future, two and a half stars
"Issues discussed but not argued": I didn't get mad, not once in the entire hour. That's unheard of in a discussion of Israel and the Palestinians. The issues are laid out very broadly, and serve as a good introduction if don't know much about any of the Jewish sides (and you probably don't unless you're Jewish). But despite the contentiousness of the characters in the play, I never felt like there was a real knock-down Talmudic argument. Okay as part of The Spiritual Fringe, but the lines could be drawn a great deal sharper.

Chicks In Space, two stars
"A Utopian Ideal That Misses": I wanted to like this show, I really did. It's a spoof of many science fiction themes and I usually like that sort of thing. But this show misses the mark. It's not very funny (though there are a few laughs scattered along the way) and the allegory is heavy handed (except when it doesn't work). To be fair, the production I saw was beset by technical problems and the feminist I was with liked it considerably more. The costumes and sets are good and the acting is fine. On The Muppet Show, the Pigs In Space segment is around three minutes and then ends before the laughs go dry. Chicks In Space had about three minutes of great material stretched into an hour.

Next week, I'll report on the other shows I've seen, and maybe other stuff too.

Baron Dave Romm is a conceptual artist and a noble of Ladonia with a radio show, a Live Journal demi-blog, a very weird CD collection and an ever growing list of political links. Dave Romm reviews things at random for obscure web sites. You can read all his music recommendations from Bartcop-E , and you can hear the last two Shockwave broadcasts in Real Audio (scroll down to Shockwave). Thanks to everyone who has sent me music to play on the air.

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"Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it."
-- Soren Kierkegaard


Thanks (again), Baron Dave!

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A Question

from Bruce

Have you heard that Jenna Bush has decided to join the military and volunteer to fight in Iraq? No? I haven't, either.


Thanks, Bruce!

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SOARING AND SCREECHING

ABOUT THE BRILLIANT BLUE SKIES

PEREGRINE FALCON


Zen Man
(by the ocean near Golden Gate Park)

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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Sarah Klein: Paradise Regained (metrotimes.com)
Detroit's legends of burlesque reminisce


Sarah Klein: Vamp camp (metrotimes.com)
The Exotic World Burlesque Museum is a sparkling journey through past and present, for women of all ages, shapes and sizes. A dusty former goat ranch located in the middle of the desert in Helendale, Calif., just off Route 66, it was the former home of stripper Jennie Lee.


Mark Crispin Miller: Excerpt: None Dare Call It Stolen
... on Election Day, twenty-six state exit polls incorrectly predicted wins for Kerry, a statistical failure so colossal and unprecedented that the odds against its happening, according to a report last May by the National Election Data Archive Project, were 16.5 million to 1.


Bob Fitrakis and Harvey Wasserman: Did the GOP steal another Ohio Election? (freepress.org)
The Republican Party has -- barely -- snatched another election in Ohio. And once again there are telltale symptoms of the kind of vote theft that put George W. Bush in the White House in 2000 and then kept him there in 2004.
This time an outspoken Iraqi War vet named Paul Hackett ...


Norman Solomon: The Incredible Blight of TV Punditry (AlterNet)
Robert Novak's outburst on CNN this week is one more sign of the decline of television journalism.


Stolen Elections: Articles (freepress.org)

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Erin Hart Show Links


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Purple Gene Reviews

'Osama'



Purple Gene's review of the movie "Osama" (2003)
Directed by Siddiq Barmak:

I was thinking this morning when I got out of bed, after I had my espresso and toast and fresh oranges, about how "corrupt and cruel" the US government is…and how things are getting worse in America with job losses due to outsourcing, our kids dying in a fraudulent war and a new chief justice who might change Roe v Wade……..Then I decided to watch a movie called Osama ..the first movie ever made in Afghanistan using all Afghan cast and after the fall of the Taliban….but about Afghanistan during the reign of the Taliban……..I really didn't know what "corrupt and cruel" meant at all…especially when it comes to women…



Osama is the story of a mother who has lost her husband in the war and her daughter and she are starving to death! The mother lost her job at the local hospital when the Taliban closed it. Under their rule, women cannot work, cannot talk, must cover their head and every part of their body with blue burka's and they cannot even go on the street without being harassed by Koran toting thugs…..who usually beat them or lock them up. Under these dire circumstances, the mother cuts her 12 year old daughters hair and names her Osama (Marina Golbahari - she was actually found begging on the streets of Kabul and given $14 to play this role) . Terrified and trepidatious, Osama goes to work stirring goat milk for a little food to keep her mother and her alive…..Then the Taliban thugs enter the store and steal Osama and take her and a bunch of other boys off to training camp….where the fundamentalists muslim's kidnap and brainwash thousands of orphaned boys.

This movie is not "Million Dollar Baby" or the "Karate Kid IV"!!!!!! there is no tough little girl fighting back against the unfair situation she is in….this movie is about the systematic and ritualistic hatred and torture of women (and girls) and the absolute fiendish horror and degradation that Osama's character goes through. Even though there was no graphic violence, the director did a marvelous job of allowing the viewer to really feel the plight of these women.



Osama gets found out, much to the heartbreak of Espandi (Arif Herati) who is a young boy who befriended her in the camp. Osama's mom disappears and Osama is given away to lecherous mullah after she watches a journalist get shot and a women get stoned to death. Osama is taken away in a pathetic donkey cart by the mullah to his little personal women's prison where he rapes the new girl and then takes a nice hot bath…..

Sad Sad Sad

Purple Gene gives "Osama" 10 out of 10 for being so depressing yet so enlightening!

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

TERMINAZI FILLS A POTHOLE

CHICKEN CHIMP

BACK TO THE DARK AGES

I BEG YOUR PARDON

BYE, BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE...

1-800-4-MARTYR

SAME OLD NAZI AGENDA

DELAY! DELAY! DELAY!

MULLAH CHIMP BOY

MY GOD IS BETTER THAN YOUR GOD 101

NATIONAL ASSOCIATION FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF PRE BORN CHILDREN. I KID YOU NOT!

IT'S STILL CLINTONS FAULT. THESE FUCKERS ARE NUTS

CHIMP BOY DROPS THE BALL

ASSAULT WITH A DANGEROUS WEAPON

STOP THE WAR

DRUNK REPUGS

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Hot, sunny day.

The kid wanted spaghetti for supper all week & I'd been putting it off.

Ran out of charcoal today, so he finally got his wish.



Tonight, Monday:

CBS opens the night with a RERUN 'King Of Queens', followed by a RERUN 'Raymond', then a RERUN '2½ Men', followed by a FRESH 'Rock Star: INXS', then a RERUN 'CSI: The 2nd One'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Kate Hudson and golfer Michelle Wie.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Marilu Henner, Steve Howey, and golf commentator David Feherty.

NBC begins the night with a RERUN 'Fear Factor', followed by the FRESH 'Miss Teen USA'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Matt Damon and Tommy Lee.
On a RERUN Conan (from 5/11/05) are Ryan Phillipe, Wanda Sykes, and Dave Attell.
On a RERUN Carson Daly (from 6/22/05) are Fat Joe, Michael Showalter, David Wain, and Fat Joe.

ABC has LIVE 'Preseason Football', with the Bears meeting the Dolphins in Canton, Ohio. The left coast also gets the movie 'Desperately Seeking Susan'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Kevin Nealon, Yucko the Clown, and Raheem Devaughn.

The WB offers a RERUN '7th Heaven', followed by a RERUN 'Summerland'.

Faux has the SEASON PREMIERE 'Renovate My Family', followed by another FRESH 'Renovate My Family'.

UPN has a RERUN 'One On One', followed by a RERUN 'All Of Us', then a RERUN 'Girlfriends', followed by a RERUN 'Half & Half'.

A&E has 'Cold Case Files', 'The Mystery of I-45', 'Growing Up Gotti', another 'Growing Up Gotti', followed by a FRESH 'Airline', and another 'Airline'.

AMC offers the movie 'Pale Rider', followed by the movie 'Dr. No', then the movie 'Dr. No', again.

BBC  -   
 [2pm]    'My Family' - Death Takes a Policy;
 [2:40pm]    'My Hero' - Shock, Horror!;
 [4pm]    'Footballers Wives' - Episode 5;
 [5pm]    'What Not To Wear' - Episode 3;
 [6pm]    'BBC World News';
 [6:30pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Davies;
 [7pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 41;
 [8pm]    'Murder in Suburbia' - Episode 5;
 [9pm]    'Prime Suspect' - Episode 3;
 [11pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 41;
 [12am]    'Prime Suspect' - Episode 3;
 [2am]    'Murder in Suburbia' - Episode 5;
 [3am]    'Prime Suspect' - Episode 3;
 [5am]    'Murder in Suburbia' - Episode 5;
 [6am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has all 'West Wing' all night.

Comedy Central has the movie 'Tommy Boy', an old 'Jon Stewart', 'Reel Comedy', 'Comedy Central Presents' (Vic Henley), 'South Park', 'Blue Collar TV', and 'The Mind Of Mencia'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Paul Rudd.
Scheduled on the SERIES PREMIERE Too Late With Adam Corolla is TBA.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'UFOs: Aliens & Contact', 'Decoding Our Past', and a FRESH 'Weird U.S.'.

IFC  -   
 [6AM]    'Wilde' (1997);
 [8AM]    'Jump Tomorrow' (2001);
 [9:45AM]    'At the IFC Center' (2005);
 [10:15AM] The Last Broadcast' (1998);
 [11:45AM]    Short: 'The Cutting Room' (2001);
 [12:15PM]    'Slasher' (2004);
 [2PM]    'IFC August Short Film Collection II' (2005);
 [4PM]    'The Last Days Of Chez Nous' (1993);
 [5:45PM]    'IFC in Theaters' (2005);
 [6PM]    'Shadow Magic' (2000);
 [8PM]    'At the IFC Center' (2005);
 [8:30PM]    'Fur On The Asphalt: The Greg The Bunny Reunion Show' (2005);
 [9PM]    'Critical Care' (1997);
 [11PM]    'Lost And Delirious' (2001);
 [12:45AM]    'IFC in Theaters' (2005);
 [1AM]    'Critical Care' (1997);
 [3AM]    'Lost And Delirious' (2001);
 [4:45AM]    'IFC August Short Film Showcase' (2005);
 [5:45AM]    'IFC in Theaters' (2005).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has all 'Stargate SG-1' all night.

Sundance  -   
 [6AM]    'Slings & Arrows: Episode 1 - Oliver's Dream';
 [7AM]    'The Al Franken Show': (08/05/05);
 [8AM]    'Strictly Ballroom';
 [9:35AM]    'Melvin Goes to Dinner';
 [11:00AM]    'Shorts Program 111';
 [12PM]    'Hermitage-niks: A Passion for the Hermitage': Episode 1 - A Glimmer in the Eye;
 [12:25PM]    'Anatomy Of A Scene: Gosford Park';
 [12:50PM]    'Bejart into the Light';
 [2:25PM]    'Fellini: I'm a Born Liar';
 [4:15 PM]    'Crazy';
 [6PM]    'My Terrorist';
 [7PM]    'The Staircase': Chapter 1 - Crime or Accident?;
 [8PM]    'Anatomy Of A Scene: Gosford Park';
 [8:30PM]    'Hermitage-niks: A Passion for the Hermitage': Episode 1 - A Glimmer in the Eye;
 [9PM]    'Hermitage-niks: A Passion for the Hermitage': Episode 2 - Guardian Angels;
 [9:30PM]    'Bejart into the Light';
 [11:05PM]    'Coffee With Pina';
 [11:30PM]    'The Al Franken Show': (08/08/05);
 [12:30AM]    'Melvin Goes to Dinner';
 [2AM]    'Anatomy Of A Scene: Gosford Park';
 [2:30AM]    'The Al Franken Show': (08/09/05);
 [3:30AM]    'The Staircase: Chapter 1 - Crime or Accident?';
 [4:30AM]    'Coffee With Pina';
 [5AM]    'Fellini: I'm a Born Liar'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM spends 24 hours with Shelley Winters.
 [6am]    'New Orleans' (1947);
 [8am]    'Tennessee Champ' (1954);
 [9:15am]    'Buona Sera, Mrs. Campbell' (1968);
 [11:15am]    'The Treasure Of Pancho Villa' (1955);
 [1pm]    'The Scalphunters' (1968);
 [2:45pm]    'The Young Savages' (1961);
 [4:30pm]    'Odds Against Tomorrow' (1959);
 [6:15pm]    'My Man And I' (1952);
 [8pm]    'Alfie' (1966)     [View Trailer];
 [10pm]    'A Patch Of Blue' (1965)     [View Trailer];
 [12am]    'The Night Of The Hunter' (1955);
 [1:45am]    'Lolita' (1962)     [View Trailer];
 [4:30 am]    'Behave Yourself' (1951).
    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Tuesday  -  08/09

TCM spends 24 hours with Ray Milland.
 [6am]    'Way For A Sailor' (1930);
 [7:30am]    'Strangers May Kiss' (1931);
 [9am]    'The Man Who Played God' (1932);
 [10:30am]    'Blonde Crazy' (1931);
 [12pm]    'The Bachelor Father' (1931);
 [1:30pm]    'Payment Deferred' (1932);
 [3pm]    'Wise Girl' (1937);
 [4:15pm]    'A Life Of Her Own' (1950);
 [6:15pm]    'The Major and the Minor' (1942);
 [8pm]    'The Uninvited' (1944)     [View Trailer];
 [10pm]    'Ministry Of Fear' (1944)     [View Trailer];
 [11:30pm]    'The Lost Weekend' (1945)     [View Trailer];
 [1:15am]    'The Safecracker' (1958);
 [3am]    'Irene' (1940);
 [4:45am]    'Just a Gigolo' (1931).    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Elvis Costello performs at the Newport Folk Festival in Newport, Rhode Island, August 7, 2005. The first Newport Folk Festival was held in 1959.
Photo by Brian Snyder
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Moose & Squirrel - The Blog

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Kung Fu Monkey: The President and Intelligent Design

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Honours Artists

Jamaica

An artist who designed several album covers for late reggae star Bob Marley was among a group recognized by Jamaica's government in a ceremony marking the island's independence anniversary.

Prime Minister P.J. Patterson presented Neville Garrick with his Award for Excellence on Saturday night, in honour of his contribution to Jamaican music.

The well-known Jamaican producing team Sly and Robbie, Barbadian saxophonist Arturo Tappin, concert pianist Orret Rhoden and the roots-reggae group Culture also received excellence awards during celebrations to observe Jamaica's 43rd year of independence from Britain.

Sly and Robbie later performed a version of the Marley song War accompanied by Irish singer Sinead O'Connor, who recorded an album of reggae covers in Jamaica earlier this year.

Jamaica

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In this photo provided by Solters & Digney, Goodyear pilot John Creighton, right, drives musician B.B. King to the Goodyear Blimp launchpad in Gardena, Calif., on Sunday, Aug. 7, 2005. Both B.B. King and the Goodyear Blimp share a mutual celebration their 80th birthdays. King took a ride over Los Angeles Sunday in the Goodyear Blimp to celebrate his birthday.
Photo by Dan Steinberg
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BestOfWorldMaps

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Thousands of thespians, comedians, musicians and even mimes descended on the Scottish capital Sunday for the opening of the Edinburgh Fringe - the world's largest arts festival, and arguably the most democratic.

At the Fringe, anyone can register, pay a fee, find a venue and put on a show. That means a raucously diverse program whose 1,800 shows encompass college revues, up-and-coming bands, star comedians and avant-garde theater.

Where else could a U.S. high school production of "Footloose" share a program with a rap version of "The Canterbury Tales" and a musical about a presidential assassin?

This year, many of the performers have war, terrorism and politics on their minds.

"This year is, by common consent, the most political Fringe for a long time," said the festival's director, Paul Gudgin. "It's not just theater. It's the comedians, dance, musical theater - we've got musicals about the war on terror."

Edinburgh Fringe

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Shot Trying for Britney Photo

Photographer

A photographer was shot in the leg with a BB gun outside a home where he believed Britney Spears was attending a bridal shower Saturday evening, authorities said.

It was unclear who fired the BB as the photographer was staking out the event at the Malibu home, sheriff's Lt. Steve Smith said. He said firefighters bandaged the man's leg and he went to a hospital.

The photographer, identified as Brad Diaz, was about 200 yards from the home outside the home's long driveway when he was hit, Smith said. He was one of about 10 photographers standing in the street.

Photographer

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Cindy Sheehan, 48, of Vacaville, Calif., the mother of a fallen U.S. soldier who is holding a peace vigil near President Bush's ranch, awaits an interview with a TV network about her protest, Sunday, Aug. 7, 2005. Sheehan, whose son, Spcl. Casey Austin Sheehan, was killed in Iraq, has formed the Gold Star Families For Peace and has spoken out against the war across the nation.
Photo by J. Scott Applewhite

Lone Star Iconoclast


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Weird Facts and Humor

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Camcorder-Piracy Crackdown

Curtis Salisbury

A Missouri man is the first to be indicted under a new federal law that prohibits people from secretly videotaping movies when they are shown in theaters, the U.S. Justice Department said on Thursday.

Curtis Salisbury, 19, used a camcorder to make copies of recent releases "The Perfect Man" and "Bewitched" and then distributed them through illicit computer networks that specialize in piracy, the Justice Department said.

Salisbury, who faces up to 17 years in prison, could not be reached for comment.

Curtis Salisbury

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Fighting to Preserve Women's Rights

Iraq

The yellowing photo shows a woman in a knee-length, sleeveless dress. Her short hair blows in the breeze. She wears glamorous dark glasses against the summer glare.

The time is the early 1960s. She could be in John F. Kennedy's America, but she's in Iraq, at a time when it was ruled by one in a string of military strongmen.

Today, few Iraqi women would dare to wear such an outfit. Most cover their arms to the wrist. Only wisps of hair stray from their head scarves. Skirts are often nearly ankle-length.

Jinan Mubarak looked down at the photograph and shook her head.

"I can't wear what my mother was wearing at that time. It's really sad," she said. "Women had better conditions then. Now, they are challenged every day."

Iraq

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Conor Oberst of Bright Eyes performs at the Newport Folk Festival in Newport, Rhode Island, August 7, 2005. The first Newport Folk Festival was held in 1959.
Photo by Brian Snyder
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The Daily Kitten

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Environmental Damage Seen From Shuttle

Eileen Collins

Commander Eileen Collins said astronauts on shuttle Discovery had seen widespread environmental destruction on Earth and warned on Thursday that greater care was needed to protect natural resources.

"Sometimes you can see how there is erosion, and you can see how there is deforestation. It's very widespread in some parts of the world," Collins said in a conversation from space with Japanese officials in Tokyo, including Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi.

"We would like to see, from the astronauts' point of view, people take good care of the Earth and replace the resources that have been used," said Collins, who was standing with Japanese astronaut Soichi Noguchi in front of a Japanese flag and holding a colorful fan.

"The atmosphere almost looks like an eggshell on an egg, it's so very thin," she said. "We know that we don't have much air, we need to protect what we have."

Eileen Collins

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German artist Wolfgang Laib stands in front of his 4.5 metre (14.5 feet) high bees wax installation, called Ziggurat, inside the Art Gallery of New South Wales in Sydney August 7, 2005. Liab, who has been exhibiting internationally for over 20 years, is undertaking eight different works at the gallery, including one of his signature sculptures made from pollen.
Photo by Tim Wimborne
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Art of the First World War

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Who Never Was

'Princess'

After years of lying in cold storage, the mummified body of a young woman once thought to be an ancient Persian princess will be buried later this month by a Pakistani welfare group.

Found in Pakistan's southwestern city of Quetta in 2000, the body was at the center of an archaeological and diplomatic dispute for two years before scientists at Pakistan's Atomic Research Council pronounced it just 20 years old.

Iran swiftly withdrew claims on the mummy that some people believed had been stolen by grave robbers from burial grounds of the Sasani dynasty, which ruled ancient Persia between the Fourth and Eighth Centuries.

'Princess'

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An unidentified woman from Martinez, Calif., prays while protesting at St. Mary's Cathedral as San Francisco Archbisop William Levada gives his final Mass in San Francisco on Sunday, Aug. 7, 2005. Protestors claim that Levada did not sufficiently pursue allegations of sexual abuse. Levada, 68, was named by Pope Benedict XVI to be his successor as prefect of the powerful Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith. It's the first time an American has held the job, among the most powerful in the Vatican.
Photo by George Nikitin
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Warsaw Uprising 1944

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Grandfather Of Samba

Jongo

In the old slave quarters of a colonial coffee plantation, conga drums echo in the night air. A couple in white whirl and glide across an earthen clearing as villagers sing of sharecroppers, coffee planters and slaves long dead.

The dancers pause, and applause thunders through the village. Lights from a TV camera crew illuminate hundreds of Brazilians gathered at the Sao Jose plantation for a colonial-era celebration that once seemed all but extinct.

It's jongo (pronounced ZHON-go) - part dance and part spirit religion ritual, a legacy of the African slaves who worked in the coffee fields near this city 135 kilometres northwest of Rio de Janeiro.

For a lot more, Jongo

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Nanjing Massacre

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In Memory

Ibrahim Ferrer

Ibrahim Ferrer, a leading voice with the hugely popular Buena Vista Social Club of vintage Cuban performers, died Saturday, his representative in Cuba said. He was 78.

Known for his trademark cap and graying mustache, Ferrer was a wiry, animated figure who clearly enjoyed performing Cuba's traditional "son" music of the 1940s and 1950s for new generations of fans.

Among a group of older Cuban performers recruited by U.S. musician Ry Cooder, Ferrer performed on the "Buena Vista Social Club album" that won a Grammy in 1999, and was among those appearing in the film of the same name.

Originally from Cuba's eastern city of Santiago, Ferrer was born on Feb. 20, 1927, during a dance at a social club after his mother unexpectedly went into labor.

Ferrer was still a boy when he began singing professionally with Santiago groups in 1941. By the late 1950s, he was a well-known singer performing regularly with the late, great bandleader Pacho Alonso.

Ibrahim Ferrer

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In Memory

Peter Jennings

Peter Jennings, the suave, Canadian-born broadcaster who delivered the news to Americans each night in five separate decades, died Sunday. He was 67. Jennings, who announced in April that he had lung cancer, died at his New York home, ABC News President David Westin said late Sunday.

Broadcasting was the family business for Jennings. His father, Charles Jennings, was the first person to anchor a nightly national news program in Canada and later became head of the Canadian Broadcasting Corp.'s news division. A picture of his father was displayed prominently in Jennings' office off ABC's newsroom.

Charles Jennings' son had a Saturday morning radio show in Ottawa at age 9. Jennings never completed high school or college, and began his career as a news reporter at a radio station in Brockton, Ontario. He quickly earned an anchor job at Canadian Television.

Sent south to cover the Democratic national convention in 1964, the handsome, dashing correspondent was noticed by ABC's news president. Jennings was offered a reporting job and left Canada for New York.

As the third-place news network, ABC figured its only chance was to go after young viewers. Jennings was picked to anchor the evening news and debuted on Feb. 1, 1965. He was 26.

Critics savaged him as a pretty face unfit for the promotion. Using the Canadian pronunciations for some words and once misidentifying the Marine Corps' anthem as "Anchors Aweigh" didn't help his reputation. The experiment ended three years later.

Assigned as a foreign correspondent, Jennings thrived. He established an ABC News bureau in Beirut, and became an expert on the Middle East. He won a Peabody Award for a 1974 profile of Egyptian President Anwar Sadat.

Jennings returned to the evening news a decade after his unceremonious departure. In 1978, ABC renamed its broadcast "World News Tonight," and instituted a three-person anchor team: Frank Reynolds based in Washington, Max Robinson from Chicago and Jennings, by then ABC's chief foreign correspondent, from London.

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