Bartcop Entertainment - Monday, 5 May, 2003

Monday

5 May, 2003

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Baron Dave Romm

Bing Crosby

By Baron Dave Romm



Bing Crosby

Invented the tape delay so he could play golf

Desi Arnaz invented the television rerun. In the early days, shows would be broadcast twice, one for the East Coast and once for the West Coast. This was fine for people coming out of the Broadway tradition, but his wife was pregnant. In 1951, Desi developed the three-camera live-to-film tv format which is still standard today. This enabled I Love Lucy to be filmed, once, and put in the can. Two hours or five decades later, the show was as good as originally broadcast. No blurry kinescope for Little Ricky.

Harry Lillis Crosby, who's 100th birthday was May 3 (though he celebrated May 2, 1904 most of his life), deserves his props too.

Before tv there was radio, and radio was a live medium. Until the middle 40s, sound was recorded, if at all, on wax disks. Records were fine, but high quality recordings were expensive to make (unless you made thousands) and required a lot of equipment in a big studio and were difficult if not impossible to record over.

In 1946, Bing didn't have a pregnant wife to worry about. He wanted to play golf.

Borrowing from a site about Les Paul, from an interview conducted by Frank Beacham:

Les Paul: I'll tell you the story of how the tape recorder came to America. I was working with Bing Crosby on the Kraft Music Hall in California and Bing says to me: "You know, I wish there was a way I could do like you do. You have all your (transcription and wire recording equipment) at home and you can record your stuff in your garage. I have to go down to the studio and do everything. I can't play on the golf course. I'd rather do it right at the club house if I could."
 
It just so happened that Judy Garland and I were doing a broadcast on Sundays in New York City. We had to fly from California to New York and it took 19 hours. We were playing at 53rd and Broadway and a little old man came up to me -- this was about 1945 or 46 -- and he said his name was Dick Ranger and he had a tape recording machine. He said he picked it up when we invaded Luxembourg in the big push to end the war.
 
This was big news to me. Colonal Ranger said he walked into a radio station and saw this tape machine and grabbed it. It was too big to carry or ship back so he dismantled it and brought it back to the States piece by piece. Colonel Ranger took this tape machine -- it was called a Magnetophon -- to Orange, New Jersey and put it back together. Then he made a copy of it he called the Rangertone.
 
Meanwhile, I go to Bing Crosby and tell him there's a man that nailed me at 53rd and Broadway with a tape machine. I said that's your guy. You can put that machine right on the golf course and you can record your show from there. Just get your trio to play behind you and there you go. So Bing says find the guy and bring him out here.
 
I called Colonel Ranger, brought him out to California, and he demonstrated the recorder at KNX, which is CBS out in Hollywood. Bing said I'll take 50 of them. But Ranger said he could only make one a year. This guy just wasn't a good businessman. Bing says I want someone who can make 50 of them and I need them now.
 
Well, there was another guy named Jack Mullin who also had one of the German recorders in his garage but he hadn't put it together yet. Finally, Mullin put his together and took it over to Ampex. The people at Ampex took a look and said let's go with it. But first, they said, they had to have some money...so they went to Bing for the cash. He said how much do you want? They said $50,000. Bing wrote out a check for fifty grand with no interest. He said I don't want any part of the Ampex company. I don't want anything to do with you guys other than have you deliver me those machines. And so it was that I worked on the very first broadcast with tape (Bing Crosby Philco Radio Time, 1947).
 
If one of the reels on that machine broke it could have killed five people in the room...it was going so fast. The tape that the Germans were using was made of paper. It was like fly paper. The Germans would just scratch some iron dust on it. Later 3M provided the first version of "Scotch" recording tape to replace that German paper stock. So that's how the tape machine got to America. It just floated up on our shores and Ampex made a fortune from it.
 
Let me say one more thing about tape, since I was there from the beginning. Anybody out there who thinks they've got something stored away on tape had better think twice because we don't know how long tape is going to last. It's almost like a (heart) bypass, unless someone stays around long enough to tell us we won't know how long it's going to work.
 
(Interviewer's Note: The EQ for Jack Mullin's re-designed circuitry of the 1943 Magnetophon became the basis for the NAB curve. The first pair of Ampex Model 200 tape recorders -- serial numbers 1 and 2 -- were delivered to Jack Mullin at the Bing Crosby show in Hollywood in April, 1948 to replace Mullin's original Magnetophons, which were being used to record the Crosby radio show.)

Magnetic recording devices have a long history going back to 1888. Still, even the Germans admit that "During [WWII], tape recorders were produced only for military use, propaganda campaigns and broadcast studios." This was used, successfully, to confuse the allies who weren't sure just where the person speaking was. As a site devoted to German composer Felix Draeseke says, "Fritz Schröter, a director of AEG, was active with Pfleumer in developing coated-plastic tape in collaboration with BASF. The reproduced signals were sufficiently good that it became difficult to tell them from the live broadcast performances. Sound recording on coated-plastic tape was improved during the war to the point where Adolf Hitler's radio broadcasts, replayed from AEG Magnetophon equipment, no longer indicated his location. It was also possible to air the identical concert at the same hour from several stations; listeners (the Allies in particular) wondered how it was being done."

Thomas Edison to Oberlin Smith to Jack Mullin to... Harry Lillis Crosby. Somewhere, right now, Bing is crooning off recordings he helped make possible. Somewhere, right now, Bing is playing golf on the perfect course.

Baron Dave Romm is a conceptual artist and a noble of Ladonia with a radio show, a very weird CD collection and an ever growing list of political links. He reviews things at random for obscure web sites. You can read all his music recommendations from Bartcop-E here, and you can hear the last two Shockwave broadcasts in Real Audio here (scroll down to Shockwave). Thanks to everyone who has sent me music to play on the air, and I'm collecting extra-weird stuff for a possible CD compilation.



~~ Baron Dave Romm

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"Sen. Rick Santorum is causing a lot of controversy this week with remarks he made about gays. He said, 'I have no problem with homosexuals, I have a problem with homosexual acts.' Well maybe he's doing it wrong."
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Thanks (again), Baron Dave!

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Another Scary Read

from that Mad Cat, JD


THE CHILDREN WILL LEAD US


Thanks, JD!

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Reader Link

Flexiblity

Hi Marty,

I ran across this site a while back and thought this might fit in with your the sense of humor.

Look through the galleries. You won't know whether to laugh, cringe, or call an ambulance.

The Foundling


Thanks, Foundling!
Reminds me of an old 'SNL' skit - where Gilda Radner was 'Lisa Lubner', whose dad had been the model for 'Slinky'.

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Cool Toy

Sky Car

Sky Car


Thanks, quirkie!

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Sunny, breezy & cool.

We also stopped at the George Patton Museum outside of Palm Springs yesterday. There was a picture we wanted to see.

Wonder what an F-15C was doing at the Long Beach airport this afternoon? Living close to the airport, we've become familiar with the 'normal' sounds. This wasn't one of them.



Tonight, Monday, CBS is supposed to open the evening with a FRESH 'King Of Queens', followed by a FRESH 'Yes, Dear', then a FRESH 'Raymond', followed by a FRESH 'Still Standing', and then a FRESH 'CSI: Miami' (unless you live in Rhode Island).
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Kelly Ripa, Good Charlotte, and "Survivor: The Amazon" castoff Christy Smith.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craiggers are Jerry O'Connell, Hugo Weaving, and Switchfoot.

NBC is supposed to start the night with a FRESH 2-hour 'Fear Factor' followed by the Season Finale 'Crossing Jordan'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jay are Laurence Fishburne, Jamie Oliver, Uncle Kracker, and Dobie Gray.
On a RERUN Conan are Matthew McConaughey, Karolina Kurkova, and Hunter S. Thompson.
On a RERUN Carson Daly (from 4/10/03), are Shannen Doherty, the Sklar Brothers, and Stellastarr.

ABC is supposed to begin the night with 'ABC's 50th Anniversary Blooper Celebration', followed by the 2-hour Season Finale of 'The Practice'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are David Boreanaz, Ozomatli, and this week's guest co-host Patton Oswalt.

The WB offers a FRESH '7th Heaven', followed by a FRESH 'Everwood'.

Faux has a FRESH 'Boston Pubic', followed by a FRESH 'Mr. Personality'.

UPN offers a FRESH 'The Parkers', followed by a FRESH 'One On One', then a FRESH 'Girlfriends', followed by a FRESH 'Half & Half'.

Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart (The Daily Show) is Chris Matthews.

TCM celebrates Fritz Lang with Metropolis (1927), followed by The Blue Gardenia (1953), then Fury (1936), and Beyond a Reasonable Doubt (1956)

Fritz Lang's film 'Dr. Mabuse', was banned by the Nazi's & he was called to Herr Goebbels office. He left Germany that night - a very interesting character.



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Actress Ruby Dee reads from Ralph Ellison's 'Invisible Man' during the unveiling of a sculpture honoring the acclaimed author Thursday, May 1, 2003, in front of his longtime home in West Harlem.
Photo by Frank Franklin II

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Dole And Clinton On Reality TV

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Lisbon High School

Stephen King

Copies of the Lisbon (Maine) High School student newspaper from the mid-1960s have become collectors items.

That's because they contain two original stories by an author listed as "Steve King."

The stories, "The 43rd Dream" and "Code Name: Mousetrap," are believed to be among the earliest published works of best seller Stephen King, who grew up in Durham and attended Lisbon High at that time.

The old newspaper copies were discovered last year when retired English teacher Prudence Grant cleaned out her file cabinet. She sold the copies on the online auction site eBay, where they fetched $400 to $800 per copy.

Grant never had King in class, but she was an adviser for the school newspaper, The Drum, which King wrote for. Grant remembers him as "a goofy guy who went on to do far, far, far better than any of us."

Stephen King

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The Information One-Stop

Moose & Squirrel

Moose & Squirrel Information One-Stop

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Anything 3D

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More 'Liberal' Punditry

Peggy Noonan

MSNBC has added another conservative commentator to its stable, hiring speechwriter-author-columnist Peggy Noonan, who also will contribute to NBC News, the news cable network said Friday.

Noonan, a former speechwriter for President Reagan, will deliver two commentaries a week on MSNBC, appearing on "Hardball With Chris Matthews" at 7 p.m. and "Scarborough Country," with Joe Scarborough, at 10 p.m. The network said she also will "contribute" to NBC News programs throughout the year but declined to be more specific.

MSNBC has moved to hire several conservative commentators in recent months, including Scarborough, a former Republican congressman, and Michael Savage, who has a one-hour show on Saturdays. While "Countdown's" Keith Olbermann brings a smart-alecky skepticism to his newscast, he is not overtly ideological on the air the way Savage, Noonan and Scarborough are.

Peggy Noonan

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Boring3D

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Jean-Antoine Houdon's sculpture of Thomas Jefferson, is the likeness of Jefferson that's on the nickel, done in 1879, and put on the 5-cent piece in 1938. The first large international show of Houdon's work, titled 'Jean-Antoine Houdon (1741-1828): Sculptor of the Enlightenment', opens Sunday, May 4, 2003, at the National Gallery of Art in Washington.

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Google Indicateur

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Oprah's Father Has Role in Film

Vernon Winfrey

Oprah Winfrey attended the Friday night premiere of "Charlie's War" at the Nashville Film Festival. Her father, Vernon, has a role in the independent film.

"I'm excited to see what he can do on the screen," she told reporters as she entered the theater.

Her father is a Nashville barber and former councilman.

Vernon Winfrey

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Monkey phone calls!

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

bartcook

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T-Shirts

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mtvICON Taping

Metallica

Proving that no one does Metallica better than Metallica, acts such as Sum 41, Limp Bizkit, Korn and Avril Lavigne gamely covered songs by the hard rock group at MTV's annual tribute concert on Saturday while fans impatiently awaited a set by the honorees themselves.

Playing in public for the first time with new bassist Rob Trujillo, Metallica ran through a fast and furious medley of songs, including "Creeping Death" and "Sanitarium," before unveiling the speed-metal song "Frantic" from their upcoming album, "St. Anger."

Still a little rusty from a long layoff, Metallica performed "Frantic" twice after deciding that the first version was not to their liking. The medley also got off to a false start.

The performance capped a taping that lasted almost three hours in a soundstage at Universal Studios. MTV will air its third annual "mtvICON" event on Tuesday at 9:00-10:30 p.m. ET/PT. Fans in the audience included Kelly Osbourne, "American Idol" singer Ryan Starr, model Rachel Hunter and record producer Rick Rubin.

The band's two-decade career was documented between performances on two giant video screens. The film wasted no time probing Metallica's troubled past, beginning with an examination of bassist Jason Newsted's exit and singer James Hetfield's rehab stint. On the other hand, the respective departure and death of original members Dave Mustaine and Cliff Burton were barely acknowledged.

Presenters included Rob Zombie, Lisa Marie Presley, Travis Barker from Blink 182, actress Shannon Elizabeth, comedian Jim Breuer and Chester Bennington from Linkin Park. Michelle Branch introduced four U.S. Marines just back from the Iraqi war, who got a loud cheers. On the other hand, anti-war activist Sean Penn received scattered boos when he introduced Metallica.

For a lot more, Metallica

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Photoblogs.org - Alphabetical Photoblog List

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Wearing a traditional Hanbok, a South Korean woman holds a replica lotus flower at the Lotus Lantern Festival to celebrate the upcoming Buddha's birthday, in Seoul May 4, 2003. Korean Buddhists celebrate Buddha's birthday on May 8.
Photo by Lee Jae-Won

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that's SHARPEWORLD with an "e"

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Wedding News

Melissa McKnight & Matt LeBlanc

Matt LeBlanc, who stars on the hit TV comedy series "Friends," married his longtime fiancee Melissa McKnight on Saturday, in a star-studded cliffside wedding on the Hawaiian island of Kauai, according to syndicated television show Extra.

LeBlanc, 35, and McKnight, a former model, became engaged in 1998, Extra said. She has two children from a previous marriage.

The ceremony took place on exclusive Anini Beach with LeBlanc dressed in a dark suit bedecked with a white lei and his bride wearing a long white gown. Details of the guest list were not immediately available. Entertainment Tonight reported on Friday that fellow "Friends" stars had made plans to attend the ceremony but details of preparations were kept closely under wrap.

Melissa McKnight & Matt LeBlanc

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OnTheBeach.com

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Wants to Live in NYC

Prince William

Prince William wants to spend a few years in New York after finishing his university degree, a British newspaper reported Sunday.

William, 20, wants to pursue a postgraduate degree at an American college or a job with a U.S. art auction house or gallery, The Sunday Mirror said.

A spokesman for St. James' Palace did not deny the report but said no decisions about William's future have been made.

"He has two years left at university. Anything about what he might do then is pure speculation," the spokesman said on customary condition of anonymity.

Prince William

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Carpal Tunnel Onset Accelerator

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Formerly 'The Vidiot'

pissed

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Star Wars: Smoking Weed

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Theater Director Attacked

Attilio Maggiulli

Two men attacked the director of a Paris theater Sunday, punching him and slashing his face, apparently because of a play he is staging that criticizes resident Bush, the theater said.

Attilio Maggiulli, director of the Theater of Italian Comedy, was attacked in the building's entrance on Sunday, said Claudine Simon, his assistant. One man held him down, while another cut his face. They also splashed paint on the theater's walls, she said.

It was unclear exactly what motivated the beating, said Simon, who said she found her employer bleeding in the entryway. But she said it may have been over the play the theater has been showing since Wednesday, titled "George W. Bush, or God's Sad Cowboy."

The assailants fled, and Maggiulli was treated at a Paris hospital, Simon said.

The theater director wants to shut down the play to protect the actors, but a final decision has not yet been made, Simon said. Maggiulli founded the theater in the Montparnasse neighborhood to stage works by Italian playwrights performed in French.

Attilio Maggiulli

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EnVaDoR's ToiletPC

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A member of a traditional dance group called 'Los Historiantes' participates in the celebration of the Palm Festival in the village of Panchimalco 18 kms to the south of San Salvador, May 4, 2003.
Photo by Roberto Escobar

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The Ass Morpher

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Rally Ended Early

Hungary

Revellers at Hungary's first pro-marijuana rally and rock concert were pelted with tomatoes and eggs, forcing the festivities to end early.

Police kept pro-marijuana demonstrators and their opponents apart to prevent clashes but the anti-drug campaigners hissed, booed and threw objects, forcing the rally to end an hour early on Sunday.

Hungary has one of the toughest anti-drug laws in Europe.

Hungary

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Size Him Up

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Gilligan's Island Theme Song (2nd Season)

by George Wyle

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour,
a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Minnow would be lost,
the Minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan,
The Skipper too,
The millionaire and his wife,
The movie star
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Gilligan's Isle.

* Note: During the 1st season, the 2nd to last line was "and the rest" - this was because Russell Johnson and Dawn Wells didn't have it specified in their contracts that they would be credited up front with the rest of the cast.


Sitcoms Online

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MathArt

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In Memory

George Wyle

George Wyle, who wrote the theme song to "Gilligan's Island" and directed music for singers including Andy Williams, has died at the age of 87.

Wyle also wrote the Christmas classic "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year" and more than 400 other songs.

He died Friday of leukemia at the Encino-Tarzana Regional Medical Center in Tarzana, his son Jerry Weissman said.

"The Ballad of Gilligan's Island," which Wyle wrote with the show's creator and producer Sherwood Schwartz, became one of the most popular television theme songs. The show debuted on CBS in 1964 and ran until 1967, but its reruns remained popular for years.

"America doesn't want great music themes," Wyle once said of the song. "Just something it can remember."

In recent years, Wyle wrote music and lyrics and directed choirs for community groups and schools in Thousand Oaks, just north of Los Angeles.

"Music is a learning process. It's a reading process. Everybody gets a book of words, and we learn. It teaches them to work with other people. It teaches kids to get out and sing," he told the Daily News of Los Angeles in 1998.

Wyle was born Bernard Weissman in New York City and began playing piano professionally at clubs in New York's Catskill Mountains. He moved to Los Angeles in 1946 to write and conduct music for the "Alan Young Radio Show."

In Los Angeles, he worked as choral director for television shows such as "The Dinah Shore Show," "The Jerry Lewis Show" and "The Andy Williams Show." He also handled music for specials by magician David Copperfield, Carol Channing, and for the People's Choice Awards presentations.

Besides his son, Wyle is survived by a daughter, sister and brother.

George Wyle

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The gold-crusted domes of the 11th century Monastery of Caves shine in the the sunset on a warm spring day in Kiev, Ukraine, Thursday, May 1, 2003.
Photo by Efrem Lukatsky

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'Ark of Darkness'

"The Ark of Darkness", a Political/Science-Fiction work, in tidy, weekly installments (and updated every Friday).



Chapter 3 - Lord Broda Day


'Ark of Darkness'


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Next Friday

Chapter 4 - The Sun God




Let me know what you think!

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Take Back The Media!

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The Slab

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No politics in baseball!

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Blog Day Afternoon

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Who served?

The Chickenhawk Database

Draft Dodging Conservatives

Congressional Members with Military Service

Who Died and Made You President? :: The Bean Magazine

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100 Most Banned Books

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