Bartcop Entertainment - Monday, 19 April, 2004

Monday

19 April, 2004

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Baron Dave Romm

The Difference Between Socialism & Communism

By Baron Dave Romm

The Difference Between Socialism and Communism

and the cognitive dissonance created by Lenin and Reagan

Recap from last week: Liberals are people who are under the only partially mistaken impression that altering the structure of government is the best way to influence people and resources. Conservatives are people who are under the only partially mistaken impression that altering the people in power is the best way to influence other people and their culture.

To put it more simply: Liberals want the decision to be spread out among more people, preferably everyone; conservatives want the decision to be made by as few people as possible, preferably just one.

Socialism, as envisioned by Marx and Engels was, ideally, a where everyone would share the benefits of industrialization. Workers would do better than in the English system at the time (The Communist Manifesto was published in 1848) because there were more workers than bosses and the majority would rule. As a purely economic system, socialism is a lousy way to run a large scale economy. Socialism is not a political system, it's a way of distributing goods and services. At their ideal implementation, socialism and laissez faire capitalism will be identical as everyone will produce exactly what's needed for exactly who needs it. In practice, both work sometimes in microeconomic conditions but fail miserably when applied to national and international economies. And they fail for the same reason: Human pervserity. Too many people don't like to play fair, and both systems only work when everyone follow the same rules.

Socialism is liberal. More people (preferably everyone) have some say in how the economy works. Democracy is liberal. More people (preferably everyone) have some say in how the government works. "Democracy," said Marx, "is the road to socialism." He was wrong about how economics and politics interact, but he did see their similar underpinnings.

Communism is conservative. Fewer and fewer people (preferably just the Party Secretary) have any say in how the economy works. Republicans are conservative. Fewer and fewer people (preferably just people controlling the Party figurehead) have any say in how the government works. The conservatives in the US are in the same position as the communists in the 30s, and for the same reason: Their revolutions failed spectacularly but they refuse to admit what went wrong.

A common mistake is to confuse Socialism, the economic system, with Communism, the political system. Communists are "socialist" in the same way that Republicans are "compassionate conservatives". That is, they give lip service to ideals they have no intention of practicing.

Communism, or "scientific socialism", has very little to do with Marx. Communism was originally envisioned by Marx and Engels as the last stages of their socialist revolution. "The meaning of the word communism shifted after 1917, when Vladimir Lenin and his Bolshevik Party seized power in Russia. The Bolsheviks changed their name to the Communist Party and installed a repressive, single-party regime devoted to the implementation of socialist policies." (quote from Encarta.). Those socialist policies were never implemented.

Whereas Marx saw industrialized workers rising up to take over control of their means of production, the exact opposite happened. Most countries that have gone Communist have been agrarian underdeveloped nations. The prime example is the Soviet Union. The best thing to be said about the October Revolution in 1917 is that the new government was better than the Tsars. The worst thing is that they trusted the wrong people, notably Lenin, to lead this upheaval. The Soviet Union officially abandoned socialism in 1921 when Lenin instituted the New Economic Policy allowing for taxation, local trade, some state capitalism... and extreme profiteering. Later that year, he purged 259,000 from the party membership and therefore purged them from voting (shades of the US election of 2000!) and fewer and fewer people were involved in making decisions.

Marxism became Marxist-Leninism which became Stalinism. The Wikipedia entry for Stalinism: "The term Stalinism was used by anti-Soviet Marxists, particularly Trotskyists, to distinguish the policies of the Soviet Union from those they regard as more true to Marxism. Trotskyists argue that the Stalinist USSR was not socialist, but a bureaucratized degenerated workers state that is, a state in which exploitation is controlled by a ruling caste which, while it did not own the means of production and was not a social class in its own right, accrued benefits and privileges at the expense of the working class."

Communists defending Stalin were driven by Cognitive Dissonance. "The existence of dissonance, being psychologically uncomfortable, motivates the person to reduce the dissonance and leads to avoidance of information likely to increase the dissonance." They didn't want to hear any criticism, and would go out of their way to deny facts. The abrupt betrayal of ideals by Lenin and Marx left many socialists clinging to the Soviet Union even though they knew Stalin was a disaster. They called themselves Communist even though they espoused none of Stalin's viewpoints and very few of Lenin's revisionism. In Russia, Lenin remains a Hero of the Revolution. Despite having screwed things up in the first place, Stalin is revered by Communists for toppling the Third Reich.

Conservatives defending George W. Bush are in the same situation as Communists defending Stalin. Stalin was never a "socialist" and Bush was never a "compassionate conservative", but the conservatives just don't want to hear any criticism and will go out of their way to deny facts. The current construction of the conservative movement in the US descends through the anti-Communists during and after WWII, the George Wallace "America First" blue-collar workers, the racists that Wallace picked up that switched parties during Nixon's Southern Strategy, and the nascent libertarian movement championed by Barry Goldwater. Ronald Reagan's acceptance speech for Goldwater during the 1964 Republican National Convention laid out the insistence of a balanced budget: "There can be no security anywhere in the free world if there is no fiscal and economic stability within the United States." And yet, like Lenin revising Marx, when Reagan was governor of California he didn't practice fiscal restraint. And when he was elected president in 1980 he did the exact opposite of his campaign promise and triple the deficit and there has been "no fiscal and economic stability" since his flip-flop. Fiscal restraint was never implemented.

Abrupt betrayal of ideals of Reagan when he got into power left many conservatives clinging to the Republican party even though they espoused none of Reagan's new policies. Despite screwing things up in the first place, Reagan remains a Hero of the Revolution and is revered by conservatives for toppling the Soviet Union.

Reagan isn't Lenin and Bush isn't Stalin, but the parallels are notable. George W. Bush, like Stalin, inherits a failed revolution that relies on a cult-like worship of his predecessors and a complete denial of the facts.

Let me repeat Wikipedia's quote. "Stalinism is a state in which exploitation is controlled by a ruling caste.... at the expense of the working class." This is the exact opposite of what Marx and Engels were trying to accomplish, and is precisely what George W. Bush and the Republicans are working so hard for.

Most of the Republicans/conservatives/dittoheads I know are basically good people, but they're gullible fools who have spent more than 20 years burying themselves in lies needed to resolve the cognitive dissonance created by Reagan's betrayal. Reagan called the Soviet Union an "evil empire", but as we've seen it wasn't much of an empire and most of the people in it aren't particularly evil. Khrushchev repudiated Stalin after he died in 1953, but wasn't strong enough to change the system or the cult worship that kept the dictatorship alive. Republicans need to repudiate Reagan, but there is no one out there who has the guts to tell the truth. The GOP is reduced to whining, flag-waving and outright lying. The shame of being a conservative has never been greater.

Despite Nader's protestation, John Kerry and the Democrats do represent a return to American values. It took the Soviet Union 40 years to rot from within before democracy took hold. Let us not wait 40 years before the Republican-controlled US rots from within. The choice is clear. To complete the circle, let me quote the last line of Reagan's 1964 speech, which has greater meaning when talking about the need to vote Democrat in 2004: "You and I have a rendezvous with destiny. We will preserve for our children this, the last best hope of man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness. If we fail, at least let our children and our children's children say of us we justified our brief moment here. We did all that could be done."

Baron Dave Romm is a conceptual artist and a noble of Ladonia with a radio show, a very weird CD collection and an ever growing list of political links. He reviews things at random for obscure web sites. You can read all his music recommendations from Bartcop-E here.

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"Republicans and Communists have more in common than they realize. Both parties sem to want a society based on oligarchy. They only disagree on who should make up the oligarchy."
-- Stalzy


Thanks (again), Baron Dave!

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Recommended Album

Jump (Little Children)



You've reviewed and enjoyed the last Jump, Little Children album, Vertigo. I just wanted you to know they have a new album out on Tuesday and they've changed their name to just Jump. It can be confusing and some people don't realize it's the same band. The album is called Between the Dim and the Dark. I've been lucky enough to hear it and it is the best thing they've done - at least from a commercial perspective. It's musically mature and has all the strange instruments but it's more consistant to listen to than their other CDs.

You can hear the first single here. It's approved by the band, so not to worry.

I hope you'll take a listen and if you like it, get a copy of the album and let some other people know about it. Check out their new website for all contact info.

I like the single, but there are much better songs on the album.

Enjoy!

~ Vivian


Thanks, Vivian!

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

UP AGAINST THE WALL RUMMY

WE'LL GET RIGHT ON IT

IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN

STAY THE COURSE

STEPFORD RICE STRIKES AGAIN

MORE RICE AND BEANS

UNCLE RUMMY WANTS YOU

WHICH ONE IS SATAN?

BUT HE WOULD WIN "AMERICAN ASSHOLE"

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Last Night

Sunny & cool.



Tonight, Monday, CBS opens the night with a FRESH 'Yes, Dear', followed by a FRESH 'Still Standing', then a FRESH 'Raymond', followed by a FRESH '2½ Men', then a FRESH 'CSI: Miami'.
On a RERUN Dave (from 3/22/04), are Tom Hanks and N.E.R.D.
On a RERUN Craiggers are Eric McCormack and Amber Tamblyn.

NBC starts the night with a FRESH Fear Factor', followed by a FRESH 'Las Vegas', then the Season Premiere of 'The Restaurant'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Joe Rogan, Dakota Fanning and the Darkness.
On a traditional Monday night RERUN Conan are Barbara Walters, Grant Rosenmeyer, and Grant-Lee Phillips.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly are Brian Williams and the Sounds.

ABC fills the night with the movie 'What Lies Beneath'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Quentin Tarantino, Tamala Jones, and Lil' Flip.

The WB offers a FRESH '7th Heaven', followed by a FRESH 'Everwood'.

Faux has a FRESH 'Bernie Mac', followed by a RERUN 'Bernie Mac', then a FRESH 'The Swan'.

UPN has a RERUN 'The Parkers', followed by a RERUN 'Eve', then a RERUN 'Girlfriends', followed by a RERUN 'Half & Half'.

A&E has 'American Justice', 'Biography' (Traci Lords), 'Family Plot', another 'Family Plot', 'Airline', and another 'Airline'.

AMC offers the movie 'The Return Of The Pink Panther', followed by the movie 'Fletch Lives', then the movie 'History Of The World: Part I'.

BBC  -   
[6pm]   'BBC World News';   [6:30pm]   'Cash in the Attic' - Eaton;   [7pm]   'House Invaders' - Kidlington;   [7:30pm]   'Changing Rooms' - Southampton;   [8pm]   'Jonathan Creek' - Movie: Satan's Chimney;   [10:30pm]   'The Telly' - Quarter 2, 2004;   [11pm]   'Jonathan Creek' - Movie: Satan's Chimney;   [2am]   'House Invaders' - Kidlington;   [2:30am]   'Changing Rooms' - Southampton;   [3am]   'Jonathan Creek' - Movie: Satan's Chimney;   [6am]   'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'West Wing', followed by the movie 'Apollo 13', then another 'West Wing'.

Comedy Central has 'MAD TV', 'Crank Yankers', 'Insomniac', 'South Park', and 'Goin' Down To South Park'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Melissa Etheridge.

History has 'Royal Navy', 'Mail Call', 'Color Of War', 'Band Of Brothers', and 'Investigating History'.

IFC  -   
[6AM]   'La Femme Nikita' (1991);   [8AM]   'IFC In Theaters';   [8:15AM]   'Passing Stones' (2001);   [10:15AM]   'Running With The Bulls' (2002);   [11AM]   'At The Angelika 83' (2003);   [11:30AM]   'Darien Gap' (1996);   [1:15PM]   'Passing Stones' (2001);   [3:15PM]   'An Angel At My Table' (1990);   [6PM]   'La Femme Nikita' (1991);   [8PM]   'Dinner For Five 27' (2003);   [8:30PM]   'Rocked With Gina Gershon Episode 2' (2003);   [9PM]   'IFC In Theaters';   [9:15PM]   'Kicking And Screaming' (1995);   [11PM]   'Dinner For Five 27' (2003);   [11:30PM]   'Rocked With Gina Gershon Episode 2' (2003);   [12AM]   'The Thin Blue Line' (1988);   [1:45AM]   'Kicking And Screaming' (1995);   [3:30AM]   'Rocked With Gina Gershon Episode 2' (2003);   [4AM]   'The Thin Blue Line' (1988).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi is all 'Stargate SG-1' all night.

Sundance  -   
[5:55AM]   'A Shot at Glory' (Feature);   [7:50AM]   'Alchemy' (Feature);   [9:30AM]   'Margarita Happy Hour' (Feature);   [11:15AM]   'Tulip' (Short);   [11:30AM]   'Second Skin' (Short);   [11:45AM]   'Kenji's Faith' (Short);   [12PM]   'Weed' (Documentary);   [1:05PM]   '7th Street' (Documentary);   [2:20PM]   'Black Box Germany' (Feature);   [4PM]   'The Tunnel' (Documentary);   [5:30PM]   'City of Dreams' (Documentary);   [6:30PM]   'Weed' (Documentary);   [7:35PM]   'Butterfly' (Documentary);   [9PM]   'Alexei and the Spring' (Feature);   [10:45PM]   'Choropampa: The Price of Gold' (Feature);   [12:05AM]   'An Injury to One' (Documentary);   [1AM]   Water Drops On Burning Rocks' (World Cinema);   [2:30AM]   'Live Nude Girls Unite!' (Documentary);   [3:45AM]   'Audition' (World Cinema);   [5:45AM]   'Margarita Happy Hour' (Feature).    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM:
 [6am]    'Smart Alecks' (1942);
 [7:30am]    'Festival of Shorts #29' (2000);
 [8am]    'Old Acquaintance' (1943);
 [10am]    'Roughly Speaking' (1945);
 [12pm]    'Deception' (1946);
 [2pm]    'Deep Valley' (1947);
 [4pm]    'That Forsyte Woman' (1949);
 [6pm]    'Scene Of The Crime' (1949);
 [8pm]    'King Of Kings' (1961);
 [11pm]    'Ben-Hur' (1959);
 [3am]    'The Greatest Story Ever Told' (1965).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Tuesday  -  04/20

TCM spends the day paying tribute to Harold Lloyd, who would have been 111 years old today.
 [6:30am]    'Quo Vadis' (1951);
 [9:30am]    'Why Worry?' (1923) SILENT ;
 [10:30am]    'The Milky Way' (1936);
 [12pm]    'Harold Lloyd: The Third Genius' (Episode 1) (1989);
 [1pm]    'Harold Lloyd: The Third Genius' (Episode 2) (1989);
 [2pm]    'Harold Lloyd's Funny Side of Life' (1963);
 [3:30pm]    'Bumping Into Broadway' (1919) SILENT ;
 [4pm]    'Number, Please?' (1920) SILENT ;
 [4:30pm]    'An Eastern Westerner' (1920) SILENT ;
 [5pm]    'Now or Never' (1921) SILENT ;
 [5:45pm]    'Among Those Present' (1921) SILENT ;
 [7pm]    'Grandma's Boy' (1922) SILENT ;

 [8pm]    'All Mine to Give' (1956);
 [10pm]    'Gallant Bess' (1946);
 [12am]    'Madame Bovary' (1949);
 [2am]    'Escape From Crime' (1942);
 [3am]    'Steel Against The Sky' (1941);
 [4:15am]    'Rita' (2003);
 [5:30 am]    'Festival of Shorts #29' (2000).    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Actor Jack Nicholson holds a basketball during a timeout as he talks to 'Saturday Night Live' producer Lorne Michaels during the Los Angeles Lakers game against the Houston Rockets in the NBA Western Conference playoffs, Saturday night, April 17, 2004, in Los Angeles.
Photo by Mark J. Terrill

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The Information One-Stop

Moose & Squirrel

Moose & Squirrel Information One-Stop

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Scopitones

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Money Talks At Comedy Central

Dave Chappelle

Sitting in Comedy Central headquarters for a recent meeting, Dave Chappelle was not happy.

"I ain't makin' no money!" the star complained of the network's sketch-comedy series "Chappelle's Show." "Mr. Hankey makes more than me," he said, alluding to an animated character on the network's "South Park."

The network's response? They replaced the edgy comedian with wholesome talk show host Wayne Brady -- a cruel irony given a past episode in which a cast member sniped, "White people like Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X."

OK, that nightmare scenario didn't actually happen; it's a skit from a recent episode of "Chappelle." But that raucous brand of racially charged humor has made "Chappelle" the highest-rated original series on basic cable in recent weeks, even topping "South Park," Comedy Central's highest-rated program for the past eight seasons.

But a scene much like this -- sans Brady -- might soon be playing out in real life as Chappelle's representatives begin preliminary talks with the network to bring himeliminary talks with the network to bring him back for a third season. With his hit status cemented, Chappelle will have considerable negotiating leverage. Sources say he is fielding movie offers and inquiries from rival networks, who are wondering whether Comedy will be able to afford to lavish him with the kind of contract that kept the likes of Jon Stewart and "South Park" creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker in the fold.

Dave Chappelle

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B-Movie Central

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Celebrated in D.C.

Tennessee Williams

The characters of Tennessee Williams are among the most famous in the American theater. Flesh-and-blood beings brimming with love, lust, longing, mendacity, steely determination and, most of all, a poetry that only a genius could create.

No wonder the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington, D.C., is spending much of this summer celebrating the man who wrote "A Streetcar Named Desire," "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" and "The Glass Menagerie" in a $5 million festival called "Tennessee Williams Explored."

For a lot more, Tennessee Williams

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A girl looks a traditional Russian wooden matryoshka dolls displayed for sale in central Moscow, April 18, 2004. The two dolls at right bear portraits of Russian President Vladimir Putin and U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Senator John Kerry.
Photo by Adlan Khasanov

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Movie Box

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TV Land Honors

Danny Thomas

The first installment of the six-part TV Land documentary series "TV Land Moguls," which premieres Wednesday, pays some long-overdue attention to the legacy of one of the small screen's most successful producers, and a guy who also happened to be one of the most beloved entertainers of his era: Danny Thomas.

In the 1950s and '60s, Thomas' production partnership with Sheldon Leonard yielded not just hits but such seminal evergreens as "The Dick Van Dyke Show" and "The Andy Griffith Show." Thomas' own sitcom, "Make Room for Daddy," which aired on ABC and CBS from 1953-64 (the title changed to "The Danny Thomas Show" after the move to CBS in 1957), helped etch the archetype of the lovable television dad.

Thomas, who died in 1991 at age 79, struck a chord that resonates today in "Daddy" because he essentially played himself. The steady TV gig offered him an escape from the rigors of nightclub touring so he could stay home and raise a family in real life and in primetime. The show's original title came from a saying around the Thomas household that referred to how the three kids -- Marlo, Tony and Terri -- would have to shift their sleeping quarters around whenever Dad would come back home from the road.

Research for "TV Land Moguls" revealed that Thomas pioneered the now-standard practice of doing a comedy routine before the cameras rolled to warm up the studio audience, according to Sal Maniaci, vp development and production at TV Land and Nick at Nite. And "Danny Thomas" yielded the first-ever comedy series spin-off in 1960 after Andy Griffith generated big laughs with his guest shot as a small-town sheriff who nabs Thomas' character for speeding.

Danny Thomas

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Broadway Theatre Archive - Video

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May Be 'Shock Jock' Haven

Satellite Radio

If traditional radio decides Howard Stern is too hot to handle, satellite radio is waiting. Even if the prince of "shock jocks" stays where he is, the two nationwide satellite radio companies hope the Stern controversy can help them become the radio equivalent of cable TV - a popular destination for racy, raunchy, unregulated content.

When the National Association of Broadcasters meets Sunday in Las Vegas, much table talk will center on the unprecedented scrutiny from the Federal Communications Commission, record indecency fines and the threat that the FCC could yank licenses for repeat offenders.

Like cable television, satellite radio does not face federal indecency scrutiny because it is only available to paid subscribers. So the indecency dust-up has satellite radio companies executives salivating.

"If Howard Stern's listeners didn't already know about satellite radio, they do now," said April Horace, an equity research analyst at Janco Partners, a telecommunications investment bank in Denver. "He can say whatever he wants on satellite radio."

For more, Satellite Radio

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Museum and Archive of Games

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Ricky Jay

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Congress May Hike Via Spending Bill

Decency Fines

Facing a shortened legislative session, U.S. lawmakers will likely authorize higher fines for those who violate broadcast radio and television indecency limits in an annual must-pass spending bill, a congressional aide said on Sunday.

The U.S. House of Representatives has already passed legislation that would raise fines to as much as $500,000. The Senate is contemplating a measure that would raise fines to as much as $275,000 for a first violation but it also includes a provision to roll back relaxed media ownership limits.

The Federal Communications Commission, which has taken a tougher stance against indecency incidents on television and radio in recent weeks, can only fine stations up to $27,500 but considers each utterance a violation.

Decency Fines

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The Dalai Lama listens to his interpreter's translation during a spiritual teaching in Vancouver, Canada Sunday, April 18, 2004. The Dalai Lama, 68, arrived in Canada Saturday for a 19-day visit to Vancouver, Ottawa and Toronto.
Photo by Richard Lam

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Great Optical Illusions

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Judge Dissolves Marriage

James Brown

A family court judge has dissolved the first marriage of the wife of singer James Brown, clearing the way for an annulment between her and the Godfather of Soul.

Family Court Judge Charlie Segars-Andrews signed an order Thursday dissolving her previous marriage on the grounds that it was never consummated.

Tomi Rae Brown, 33, married the 70-year-old singer three years ago while still legally married to Javed Ahmed of Pakistan.

His lawyer said Brown plans to remarry Tomi Rae after the annulment is granted.

James Brown

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Geometric Paper Folding

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Formerly 'The Vidiot'

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Origami Diagrams

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Lost Credit Cards Used in Spree

Pete Domenici

Someone charged more than $800 to Sen. Pete Domenici's credit cards last month after he lost his wallet during a visit to Albuquerque. Speaking to a business group this week, the New Mexico Republican said he was surprised none of the cashiers who rang up the purchases raised questions when the buyer signed the six-term senator's name to a receipt.

A spokesman for Domenici said two or three credit cards were in the wallet. Before Domenici could cancel the cards, someone purchased a $500 appliance, $300 worth of groceries and a tank of gasoline.

Pete Domenici

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Winged Sandals

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People dressed as ancient Roman centurions march in front of Rome's Colosseum, Sunday, April 18, 2003, during a parade organized by the ancient roman historic group to celebrate the foundation of Rome. Legend says Rome was founded on April 21 2,757 years ago.
Photo by Alessandra Tarantino

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Uses Art To Bring Change

Prince Nithakhong Somsanith

Nearly 30 years after communists seized power from a conservative monarchy in Laos, Prince Nithakhong Somsanith only reluctantly accepts the death of royalty in his tiny Southeast Asian country.

"I sincerely feel monarchy is alive today because Buddhism has remained and these two elements are inseparable in my country," said Somsanith, who as a teenager witnessed the collapse of the six-century old monarchy in the aftermath of the bloody and protracted Vietnam War.

The 45-year-old artist and embroiderer, who now lives in France, travels extensively around the world to promote the Laotian art of gold thread embroidery, one of the monarchy's crowning ornaments and a symbol of royal power.

For the rest, Prince Nithakhong Somsanith

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Sister John Marie, left, with the Sisters of St. Joseph, high-fives another sister during a bowling game in Wichita, Kan., Sunday, April 18, 2004. The Knights of Columbus invited the nuns to free bowling, dinner and bingo.
Photo by Jaime Oppenheimer

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Spontaneously Combustion

Pet Food

Bags of decomposing pet food apparently spontaneously combusted, causing a fire that destroyed the office of an animal rescue group last weekend, investigators said.

Water had apparently leaked into bags of stockpiled dog and cat food at the Happy Hills Animal Foundation, causing the food to begin rotting, fire inspector Wendell Whatley said. The decomposition process generated heat that could not escape from the stacked bags.

Investigators said some bags lower in the stacks had burned from the inside out, suggesting spontaneous combustion. There was about a ton of animal food in the building.

Pet Food

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Four month old lion cubs Joy (front) and his sister Juna look up as they lie in their enclosure during a warm spring morning in Frankfurt's Zoo, April 14, 2004.
Photo by Kai Pfaffenbach

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