BartCop Entertainment Archives - Friday, 15 August, 2008

Friday

15 August, 2008

(Updated Daily)

[386 days in a row]

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CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

COMMUNICATION BREAKDOWN

PHONE BOOTH DOMINOS

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(observing an art piece in London that shows what really happens when the internet phone connection goes down)

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McCain to Replace Randy Scheunemann, with Randy Newman


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The Monday Or Thursday Poll

Results

The question was:

What was your favorite Bernie Mac genre?


  A. His 'stand up' comedy routine ala 'The Original Kings of Comedy'

  B. His movie roles (Ocean's Eleven and sequels, Bad Santa, Booty Call, Mr. 3000, Guess Who?.. et al)

  C. The Bernie Mac Show



Results

A. His 'stand up' comedy routine ala 'The Original Kings of Comedy'

     One vote by Sjmcros... "Absolutely A. His 'stand up' comedy routine ala 'The Original Kings of Comedy'. This was the show that cemented my devotion to this gifted performer.



B. His movie roles (Ocean's Eleven and sequels, Bad Santa, Booty Call, Mr. 3000, Guess Who?.. et al)

     Three votes...

     mj wrote, "I'm going with the little known Head of State where he played the VP candidate chosen by his brother (Chris Rock) not to balance the ticket, but to put someone he trusted and who shared his values as second in command. I saw it on a flight from LA to Honolulu with a bonus feature, Dave, in late 2000. It gave me an odd boost of spirit, and I've liked it ever since."

     orendorff particularly liked Bad Santa (Me, too!) and wrote, "I liked the movie and I liked Bernie Mac's part in it, too. He showed an evil side quite convincingly."

     Joe added, "I never saw any of Bernie Mac's stand up. I'll go with his movie roles."



C. The Bernie Mac Show

     One vote by Sally P who commented, "...I liked the, "talking to the camera" segments, and the premise of he and his new wife raising his sister's children - AWA the reality of the episodes..."



So, there it is, Poll fans! Thanks to all who responded! Sorry for the delay...


BadtotheboneBob





The new question:

T. Boone Pickens, self-proclaimed lifelong oil man and CEO of BP Capital Management that specializes in energy investments has been touting a 'plan' to reduce America's dependence on foreign oil.
Do you think his 'plan' is viable and should it be seriously considered?




Send your response to BadtotheBoneBob ( BCEpoll 'at' aol.com )



Fresh poll questions appear on Monday and Thursday, with Monday's results on Thursday, and Thursday's results on Monday.


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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

JENNIFER C. KERR: Representation Without Taxation: Study Says Most Corporations Avoid US Income Tax (huffingtonpost.com)
Two-thirds of U.S. corporations paid no federal income taxes between 1998 and 2005, according to a new report from Congress.


Robert L. Borosage: The Great Corporate Tax Heist (huffingtonpost.com)
Remember the old Steve Martin routine on how to make a million dollars and not pay taxes: "First, make a million dollars... Second, don't pay taxes." Turns out Martin's joke is standard operating procedure for corporations in the US.


Barbara Ehrenreich: Pastors Go Postal (huffingtonpost.com)
After Joel and Victoria Osteen's latest incident, there's a possible message from on high: that their brand of Christianity fosters a distinctly un-Christian narcissism.


Mark Morford: The great untethering (sfgate.com)
Who will lament the end of the traditional land-line phone? Shall we have a party?


John Farr: Where Are All The Classy, Smart Female Stars Today? (Thank God - I Found One) (huffingtonpost.com)
Joan Allen is a quiet, steady, pre-possessing performer who combines her all-too-evident God-given skill with an understated style and allure, and also happens to make lots of extremely good pictures.


Ron Judd: More reasons not to believe your own eyes (The Seattle Times)
We suspected from the start that the voice of that little girl in the opening ceremony was fake. And now that the rest of the world is in on the secret, it's time for some other hidden truths to finally be told, especially about NBC's sleight-of-hand Olympic broadcasting.


John Mark Eberhart: Author Dorothy Hearst on why we go to the dogs (McClatchy Newspapers)
Well, here you are in 2008, standing erect on two feet, arms free, fingers and opposable thumbs ready to reach out and grasp whatever it is you want. Yes, you, proud member of the human race, the dominant species on Earth. And if Dorothy Hearst is right, you owe it all to your dog.


A Review by Donna Seaman: "Travel Writing" by Peter Ferry
Will the real Peter Ferry please stand up? Peter Ferry No. 1 lives in Evanston. He has been a textbook author, a travel writer, and a creative-writing teacher at Lake Forest High School. He has now written his first novel, Travel Writing, with a protagonist named Peter Ferry, a former textbook author who teaches creative writing at Lake Forest High School, and does a little travel writing on the side.


David Medsker: A Chat with Richard Archer, the singer and principal songwriter of West London quartet Hard-Fi (bullz-eye.com)
"Our first record, because of the way it was made, is very lo-fi. You almost have to have sound in there to paste the cracks, or you'd hear the guy walking in the door outside (the studio)."


KIRA CRAFT: How The Television Saved My Life (huffingtonpost.com)
For a person who doesn't own a television, I sure watch a lot of TV.


Fitness through the ages (guardian.co.uk)
Keeping active is key to a healthy lifestyle. However, our bodies' needs change as we get older and we need to target our exercise accordingly, says Andy Darling.


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Trivia Question Of The Day

What is the sum of all the numbers on a roulette wheel when added together?

   A:    69
   B:    86
   C:    333
   D:    666
   E:    1001


Send your answer to Marty







Trivia Question from Yesterday

What is a mummichog?

   A:    Extinct Beetle
  B:    Fish
   C:    Folk Dance
   D:    Fungus
   E:    Painting Technique                 Source

The mummichog, Fundulus heteroclitus, is a small killifish found in the eastern United States.
In 1973 the mummichog became
the first fish in space when carried on Skylab 3 as part of the biological experiments package.        Source





Alan J was first, and correct, with:
   Fish



~ Tony In Philly answered:
   B: Fish



Charlie responded:
   It's a
  B: Fish




Chuck B replied:
   Its a fish.....



Sally said: Mummichog (Fundulus heteroclitus) ugly fish
   The mummichog is a common killifish (B) often used as bait. I used to go with friends to retrieve them, in the tidal creeks of Long Island, eons ago for bait. They are also used as a natural method of mosquito control (they eat mosquito larvae) in marsh ponds and ditches. I sure could used some in my backyard - the mosquito's are eating me alive this year. I've never had mosquito problems before this summer... Guess I am just too sweet.



Ted ("To admit ignorance is the first step in the search for wisdom") responded:
   A fish I think but I don't know how to clean one!



And, socdan used deductive reasoning:
   Mummichog sounds (actually looks and presumably sounds) like an eastern Native American word (like quahog, Chiccoteague, and so on).
  Based on that (possibly falacious) premise, then I would say that extinct beetle is out unless it went extinct very recently.
  Likewise folkdances would not likely be the topic of conversation among pre-Puritan Native Americans - unless native american dances are folkdances (which I would suggest they are not, as folkdances strike me as a form of recreation and fun, and Native American dances - at least in the movies - strike me as more religious or ceremonial in nature).
  That leaves painting style, fungus and fish.
  Don't know that Native Americans had a painting style except for the stories that were painted on tents of some plains tribes. My friend Terry Small knows alot about that. In any case, mummichog doesn't sound like a plains tribe word to me.
  So that leaves fungus or fish. Since both might have come up in discourse among eastern Native Americans, I can only guess that fish came up more often than fungus, and so I will go with fish.
  Of course my first sentence could be wrong.





  

Thanks to Charlie, Chuck & Sally for the pictures.






Coming MONDAY - Trivia Question PRIZE(s)!

I have copies of Dignity for All: How to Create a World Without Rankism by Robert W. Fuller (former president of Oberlin College) and Pamela A. Gerloff, to give away next week.

In his books Somebodies and Nobodies and All Rise, Robert Fuller exposed rankism--abuse of the power inherent in rank to exploit or humiliate someone of lower rank. In Dignity for All, Fuller and Pamela Gerloff offer a concise, action-oriented guide to the concrete steps we can take to eradicate it. They focus on us as individuals--how we can recognize rankism in our own experiences, even in ourselves, and how, on a day-to-day basis, we can help others to see its insidious influence and work with them to create a better world.

Quoting Studs Terkel: "Rankism is far more encompassing than racism, sexism, or ageism and it must be our prime target from now on."




Coming Eventually - 'The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour' on DVD!




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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

JEROME HORSE SHIT!

THE FROZEN KATRINA!

FOLLOW THE MONEY!

FOLLOW THE MONEY! PART TWO!

FOLLOW THE MONEY! PART THREE

FOLLOW THE MONEY! PART FOUR

LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON!

PIGBOY IS AN ASSHOLE. GET OVER IT!

JEROME HORSE SHIT! IN HIS OWN WORDS!

UNDER THE FICUS TREE!

STOP THE IDIOTS!

THE ONGOING SAGA OF THE REPUG STUPID MACHINE!

JEROME HORSE SHIT SHOWS OFF HIS RADICAL WHITE WING CREDENTIALS!

POOR McBUSH, EVEN THE TROOPS DON'T LIKE HIS SORRY ASS!

THE SKY DIDN'T FALL!

A DUMB BLOND CAT FIGHT!

GROOVY!

A STAR IS BORN! HEE HAW!



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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Nastily humid.



Tonight, Friday:

CBS begins the night with a RERUN 'Ghost Whisperer', followed by a RERUN 'NUMB3RS', then a FRESH 'Swingtown'.
On a RERUN Dave (from 6/12/08) are Ben Kingsley, Emmylou Harris, and Artie Lange.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Radha Mitchell and Aaron Karo.

NBC fills the night with more pre-taped, sanitized, and jingoed-up 'Olympics'
(How To Watch Beijing 2008 Olympics Online For Free)
Leno is pre-empted for Olympic coverage.
Conan is pre-empted for Olympic coverage.
Carson 'The Scab' Daly is pre-empted for Olympic coverage.

ABC starts the night with the movie 'Legally Blonde', followed by another unwatchable '20/20'.
On a RERUN Jimmy Kimmel (from 7/31/08) are Mariah Carey and Dan Abrams.

The CW fills the night with a FRESH 'WWE Friday Night Steroid SmackDown!'.

Faux fills the night with LIVE 'NFL Pre-Season Football' (Raiders visit Tennessee), then pads the left coast with old 'Simpsons' and 'Malcolm's.

MY has 'The Academy', followed by 'Paradise Ho-Tell'.

PLEASE check local PBS listings for a FRESH 'Bill Moyers Journal', and a FRESH 'NOW With Bill Moyers David Brancaccio'.

A&E has 'CSI: The 2nd One', another 'CSI: The 2nd One', still another 'CSI: The 2nd One', and 'The Cleaner'.

AMC offers the movie 'Apollo 13', followed by the movie 'Tomorrow Never Dies', then the movie 'Timecop'.

BBC  -   
 [12:00 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 4
 [12:30 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 5
 [1:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 3 Moore Place
 [2:00 PM]    Cash in the Attic - Episode 10
 [3:00 PM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 32 Kedleston 46
 [3:30 PM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 33 Ardingly 50
 [4:00 PM]    You Are What You Eat - Episode 8
 [4:30 PM]    You Are What You Eat - Episode 9
 [5:00 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 6
 [5:30 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 7
 [6:00 PM]    Newsnight - Episode 24
 [7:00 PM]    BBC World News America
 [8:00 PM]    Monty Python's Flying Circus - Ep. 10 Scott of the Antartic
 [8:40 PM]    Monty Python's Flying Circus - Ep. 11 How Not to Be Seen
 [9:20 PM]    Star Stories - Episode 2
 [10:00 PM]    Newsnight - Episode 24
 [11:00 PM]    Monty Python's Flying Circus - Ep. 10 Scott of the Antartic
 [11:40 PM]    Monty Python's Flying Circus - Ep. 11 How Not to Be Seen
 [12:20 AM]    Star Stories - Episode 2
 [1:00 AM]    Monty Python's Flying Circus - Ep. 10 Scott of the Antartic
 [1:40 AM]    Monty Python's Flying Circus - Ep. 11 How Not to Be Seen
 [2:20 AM]    Star Stories - Episode 2
 [3:00 AM]    The Graham Norton Show - Ep 9 Nigella Lawson, Rhianna and Marilyn Manson
 [4:00 AM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 32 Kedleston 46
 [4:30 AM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 33 Ardingly 50
 [5:00 AM]    Cash in the Attic - Ep. 14 Jenkinson
 [5:30 AM]    Cash in the Attic - Ep. 15 Johnson
 [6:00 AM]    BBC World News     (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has the movie 'The Natural', followed by the movie 'Lethal Weapon'.

Comedy Central has 'Scrubs', another 'Scrubs', last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', 'Chappelle's Show', another 'Chappelle's Show', 'Comedy Central Presents' (Nick Swardson), and another 'Comedy Central Presents' (Dan Cummins).

FX has the movie 'Supercross', followed by the movie 'Torque'.

History has 'Modern Marvels', another 'Modern Marvels', still another 'Modern Marvels', and a FRESH 'Shockwave'.

IFC  -   
 [6:55 AM]   IFC Short Film Showcase
 [8:00 AM]   A Love Song for Bobby Long
 [10:05 AM]   Chinese Box
 [11:50 AM]   IFC in Theaters
 [12:00 PM]   Seed
 [1:25 PM]   Chan Is Missing
 [2:45 PM]   Chinese Box
 [4:30 PM]   Seed
 [5:55 PM]   Chan Is Missing
 [7:15 PM]   Mystery Train
 [9:15 PM]   The Prophecy
 [11:00 PM]   Speed Grapher
 [11:30 PM]   Gunslinger Girl
 [12:30 AM]   Trapped in the Closet
 [2:00 AM]   Wonderland
 [3:45 AM]   Spanking the Monkey
 [5:30 AM]   The F Word    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has 'Stargate SG-1', 'Joan of Arcadia', 'Stargate Atlantis', and a FRESH 'Stargate Atlantis'.

Sundance  -   
 [05:00 AM]   Greendale
 [06:30 AM]   The Sea Inside
 [09:00 AM]   Chapter 2. Secrets and lies
 [10:00 AM]   Episode 3
 [10:35 AM]   Grass (1999)
 [12:00 PM]   Food
 [12:30 PM]   Eileen Gray: Invitation to a Voyage
 [01:30 PM]   Episode 11 - Middle East, Part 2
 [02:00 PM]   Black Cat, White Cat
 [04:30 PM]   Swimmers | Directed by: Doug Sadler
 [06:00 PM]   Alicia Keys + Ruby Dee
 [07:00 PM]   In This World
 [08:35 PM]   Belly Button
 [09:00 PM]   The Kills, Sara Bareilles & the Fratellis
 [10:00 PM]   Let's Rock Again
 [11:10 PM]   Robyn Hitchcock: Sex, Food, Death ...& Insects
 [12:05 AM]   Lost Highway
 [02:20 AM]   The Kills, Sara Bareilles & the Fratellis
 [03:15 AM]   Episode 2
 [03:45 AM]   Episode 1: The Line Up
 [04:15 AM]   Gemini
 [05:40 AM]   Land And Freedom     (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM features 24 hours of Rita Hayworth
 [6:00 AM]      Susan And God (1940)
 [8:00 AM]      The Loves of Carmen (1948)
 [9:45 AM]      Affair in Trinidad (1952)
 [11:30 AM]      Fire Down Below (1957)
 [1:30 PM]      The Money Trap (1966)
 [3:15 PM]      Music in My Heart (1940)
 [4:30 PM]      Down to Earth (1947)
 [6:15 PM]      Tonight and Every Night (1945)
 [8:00 PM]      You'll Never Get Rich (1941)
 [9:45 PM]      Gilda (1946)
 [11:45 PM]      They Came To Cordura (1959)
 [2:00 AM]      Rita (2003)
 [3:00 AM]      The Lady in Question (1940)
 [4:30 AM]      Affectionately Yours (1941)
    (ALL TIMES EST)


Saturday  -  08/16/08

TCM features 24 hours of Fred Astaire
 [6:00 AM]      Flying Down To Rio (1933)
 [7:30 AM]      Broadway Melody Of 1940 (1940)
 [9:15 AM]      The Fred Astaire Songbook (1991)
 [10:30 AM]      Easter Parade (1948)
 [12:30 PM]      Silk Stockings (1957)
 [2:30 PM]      The Barkleys Of Broadway (1949)
 [4:30 PM]      Shall We Dance (1937)
 [6:30 PM]      Carefree (1938)
 [8:00 PM]      Swing Time (1936)
 [10:00 PM]      Top Hat (1935)
 [12:00 AM]      Roberta (1935)
 [2:00 AM]      Follow The Fleet (1936)
 [4:00 AM]      The Gay Divorcee (1934)
    (ALL TIMES EST)


USA has a FRESH 'Monk', followed by a FRESH 'psych'.



Any opinions?

Or reviews?







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Actor William Shatner gestures during an autograph session for LiveAutographs.com in Culver City, California August 13, 2008. LiveAutographs.com provides personalized video messages and authentic autographed memorabilia.
Photo by Mario Anzuoni
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HBO Documentary by Rory Kennedy

Helen Thomas

As a tireless questioner of authority and a consummate Washington insider, pioneering White House correspondent Helen Thomas has covered nine U.S. presidents over a span of nearly a half century.

Next week on cable network HBO, Thomas, 88, makes a rare appearance as an interview subject in a documentary produced and directed by filmmaker Rory Kennedy, whose uncle "Jack" was the first Oval Office occupant Thomas followed as a reporter.

The 38-minute profile, "Thank You, Mr. President: Helen Thomas at the White House," features the journalist reflecting on her life, career, and devotion to the ideal that democracy thrives best when a vigilant press holds leaders accountable.

Helen Thomas

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Files Suit

Jackson Browne

Renowned songwriter and liberal political activist Jackson Browne has filed a lawsuit today against Senator John McCain and the Republican National Committee in the United States District Court in Los Angeles, California. The lawsuit stems from a recent television commercial for Senator McCain's presidential bid that incorporates the song Running On Empty, a song written by and famously associated with Mr. Browne, it was announced today by Jackson Browne's attorney, Lawrence Y. Iser.

The suit alleges that Senator McCain and the Republican Party failed to obtain a license for the use of Mr. Browne's song in the television commercial. In the commercial, Senator McCain and the Republicans mock Democratic candidate for President Barack Obama for suggesting that the country conserve gas through proper tire inflation.

In addition to a claim for copyright infringement, the suit alleges that by using a song famously associated with Mr. Browne, Senator McCain and the Republican Party violated the United States Lanham Act by falsely suggesting that Mr. Browne is associated with and endorses Senator McCain's candidacy. The suit also alleges that the use of Mr. Browne's voice in the commercial violates Mr. Browne's right of publicity under California law. The suit seeks a permanent injunction prohibiting the use of Running On Empty and any other Jackson Browne composition, as well as damages.

Jackson Browne

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Comedian Bill Cosby, right, laughs with Boston Red Sox pitcher Tim Wakefield after Cosby threw out the first pitch before a baseball game against the Texas Rangers at Fenway Park in Boston on Thursday, Aug. 14, 2008.
Photo by Steven Senne
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Rare Collection On Display

John Lennon

John Lennon's widow Yoko Ono and his admirers are so protective of his legacy they don't want any of his original drawings photographed in full.

Some are fragile and worth hundreds of thousands of dollars or more, and they don't want them to hit the Internet, where they can be counterfeited.

So for the first time the public will get to see 27 pencil and pen drawings along with five lithographs and serigraphs - all authenticated - at the Waukesha County Historical Society Museum in suburban Milwaukee.

A retired man in his 50s - who wants to remain anonymous - loaned the art and other memorabilia, like the microphone Lennon used to record "Imagine," to the museum.

John Lennon

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Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

Garrison Spik

A grotesque comparison of a steamy love affair to a New York City street has won a Washington man this year's grand prize in an annual contest of bad writing.

Garrison Spik, a 41-year-old communications director and writer, took top honors in San Jose State University's 26th annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest with this opening sentence to a nonexistent novel:

"Theirs was a New York love, a checkered taxi ride burning rubber, and like the city their passion was open 24/7, steam rising from their bodies like slick streets exhaling warm, moist, white breath through manhole covers stamped 'Forged by DeLaney Bros., Piscataway, N.J.'"

The contest is named after Victorian novelist Edward George Earl Bulwer-Lytton, whose 1830 novel "Paul Clifford" famously begins "It was a dark and stormy night."

Garrison Spik

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Convention Cities

Rage Against the Machine

Rage Against the Machine will perform at an anti-war music festival during the Democratic National Convention.

The politically outspoken rap-rock band said Thursday it will perform at the Tent State Music Festival to End the War on Aug. 27 at the Denver Coliseum, a venue about 3 miles from the convention site. Others scheduled to perform include Wayne Kramer, who played with MC5 during the riotous 1968 Democratic convention in Chicago.

"I do this out of a sense of participating in democracy," said Kramer, who said he plans to vote for Democrat Barack Obama in November. "Democracy requires participation. It's not just a theory."

Rage Against the Machine also has a concert scheduled Sept. 3 in Minneapolis during the Republican National Convention in the adjacent city of St. Paul.

Rage Against the Machine

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A man pulls a cart as he walks along sculptures of Roses of Sharon covering the fences of Gyeongbokgung palace in Seoul August 12, 2008. The decoration was installed to commemorate Liberation Day on August 15. The Rose of Sharon is the national flower of South Korea.
Photo by Jo Yong-Hak
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"Ed Sullivan Show" Photos

Elvis Presley

It was October 26, 1956, seven weeks after Elvis Presley's first appearance on "The Ed Sullivan Show."

The host didn't really want the hip-shaking rock 'n' roll star back on the family-friendly show, but big ratings beckoned. Sullivan corralled the King during rehearsal and made it clear that he couldn't do that thing with his hips.

The 21-year-old's reaction to Sullivan is priceless. Photos of that chat and other behind-the-scenes shots from that memorable night recently resurfaced after a half-century and are being made available to the public.

Young photographer Richard Weede was allowed on set for the rehearsal because his father, Robert Weede, who was starring in "The Most Happy Fella" on Broadway, also was appearing on the show that night. The negatives Weede snapped were relegated to a garage until his son found them in February 2007.

Elvis Presley

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Will Not Face Charges

Christian Bale

Batman star Christian Bale will not face charges relating to an alleged assault last month on his mother and sister, prosecutors said Thursday, suggesting their decision was based in part on the family members' wishes.

Britain's Crown Prosecution Service said there was insufficient evidence to afford a "realistic prospect of conviction," and ordered police not to take any further action.

The service said in a statement that while it "treats all incidents which take place in a domestic context seriously, it is important that the views of complainants are also taken into account when making decisions in such cases."

Christian Bale

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A oil on canvas painting entitled "Les Beaux Jours" (Happy Days) done between 1944 and 1946 by French artist Balthus, whose full name was Count Balthasar Klossowksi de Rola, is seen in this undated handout from Fondation Pierre Gianadda. A major exhibition of Balthus, featuring his Lolita-esque portraits of adolescent girls, has revived debate about the legacy of the man who declared sexual obsession was "in the eye of the beholder".
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Now The Gun Was A Gift

Jerry Lewis

Comedian Jerry Lewis said the handgun seized from his baggage by airport security in Las Vegas last month was an engraved gift given to him during his annual telethon for the Muscular Dystrophy Association.

The 82-year-old entertainer, who was detained by police after the incident at Las Vegas McCarran International Airport, explained why he was carrying a firearm in an interview with the TV show "Entertainment Tonight" airing on Thursday.

"I had a gun in my carrying case ... which was given to me by a marvelous engraver," Lewis said. "Last year, at the telethon of '07 he presented me with this gorgeous gift. I put it in that traveling case and I hadn't traveled since that telethon."

The unloaded .22-caliber handgun was found by airport screeners on July 25 while Lewis was on his way to an appearance in Michigan with his manager, Jeff Low, he told the TV program.

Jerry Lewis

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Cutting 1,000 Newspaper Jobs

Gannett

Gannett Co Inc plans to eliminate 1,000 positions from its local newspapers around the U.S. because of declining advertising and circulation revenue, and may cut more if those conditions persist.

The largest U.S. newspaper publisher said the cuts equal about 3 percent of the positions in its Community Publishing unit, according to a memo obtained by Reuters on Thursday. The unit accounts for the vast majority of the company's newspapers, except for USA Today.

About 600 people probably will be laid off as part of the cuts, the memo said. The remaining cuts will come from retirements, resignations and other vacancies that will go unfilled.

Gannett

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Deportation In His Future

Gary Glitter

Onetime pop star Gary Glitter will be deported to Britain next week upon his release from a Vietnamese prison after serving a three-year term for child molestation, his lawyer said Thursday.

"I paid for the ticket for him," Glitter's lawyer Le Thanh Kinh told AFP. "He's a British citizen, (Vietnam) wants him to go back to the UK."

Glitter, whose real name is Paul Francis Gadd, was arrested in Vietnam in November 2005 and convicted of committing obscene acts with two girls aged 11 and 12 in the southern resort town of Vung Tau.

The 64-year-old former glam rocker was sentenced to three years in jail but was given a three-month reduction. He is set to be released on Tuesday.

Gary Glitter

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People watch as gardeners design a giant flower carpet to form a floral decoration at Brussels' Grand Place, August 14, 2008. The design requires about 700,000 flowers to create, according to event organisers.
Photo by Francois Lenoir
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Departs United Artists

Paula Wagner

In a move that ends her longtime business partnership with Tom Cruise, Paula Wagner is stepping down from her post as co-owner and CEO at United Artists.

Although she and Cruise were brought aboard to revive UA in November 2006, she encountered difficulties in jump-starting MGM's specialty label. Once she negotiates her exit, Wagner plans to return to producing films full time.

Wagner's move comes just two weeks after her husband, Rick Nicita, who had been Cruise's longtime agent, exited Creative Artists Agency to join production company Morgan Creek.

With Wagner's departure so closely following Nicita's, many in Hollywood read the power couple's moves as a reflection of Cruise's unhappiness with key lieutenants in charge of his career.

Paula Wagner

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Cheap Bastards Getting Cheaper

Disneyland

Hundreds of maids, cooks and dishwashers from three Disney hotels are picketing at Disneyland's gates to protest what they say is an unfair labor proposal from the corporate-proclaimed Happiest Place on Earth.

The workers' contract expired in February and their union says Disney's latest proposal makes health care unaffordable and creates an unfair two-tier wage system.

The union also says Disney wants to create a new category of part-time workers who would receive no benefits.

The dispute involves 2,300 workers at the Paradise Pier, Grand Californian and Disneyland hotels.

Disneyland

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Remains of Cemetery Found

Sahara

A tiny woman and two children were laid to rest on a bed of flowers 5,000 years ago in what is now the barren Sahara Desert. The slender arms of the youngsters were still extended to the woman in perpetual embrace when researchers discovered their skeletons in a remarkable cemetery that is providing clues to two civilizations who lived there, a thousand years apart, when the region was moist and green.

Paul Sereno of the University of Chicago and colleagues were searching for the remains of dinosaurs in the African country of Niger when they came across the startling find, detailed at a news conference Thursday at the National Geographic Society.

Some 200 graves of humans were found during fieldwork at the site in 2005 and 2006, as well as remains of animals, large fish and crocodiles.

The researchers used radiocarbon dating to determine when these ancient people lived there. Even the most recent were some 1,000 years before the building of the pyramids in Egypt.

Sahara

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A bee collects nectar from a sunflower in Zurich August 14, 2008.
Photo by Arnd Wiegmann
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