BartCop Entertainment Archives - Friday, 14 July, 2006

Friday

14 July, 2006

big hammer - bigger hammer

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Special Dispatch

In the Line of Fire

by Michael Dare
 
 
There's no knowing the single moment when you're supposed to panic, but it might include going outside to feel a hot wind in your face and looking west at the source of the wind only to see a wall of smoke 20 miles wide approaching from the north and west, flames occasionally peeking through, dozens of planes and helicopters dropping fire retardant, the sun blood red through the enormous cloud. That red star is me, half a mile up a dirt road without a sign, the second house on the left. Mandatory evacuations past the county line, at the top of the map, the fire coming down from Morongo. As you can see, I'm the first house this side of the county line.
 
Maybe it'll make it to Mexico this fire, but right now my main concern is to the left of the map. Another fire is working its way down the west side of Whitewater Canyon. Should it make its way across the water to the east side, there's a giant rock cliff. If it somehow makes it to the top of the cliff and continues heading east, there's nothing between me and the fire but miles of dried out desert, not even a single road. There'll be fire fighting to the east of me but not to the west.
 
Current situation: Me and Max. Buster's away at a summer job in the high Sierras. Two of us. Nowhere to go and no way to get there.
 
Buster took the luggage. All we've got are a few backpacks. I've said goodbye to everything, the record and book and video collection, but not...
 
2,000 Polaroids and photos, years of irreplaceable art and journalism, 50 years of collecting stuff, I would say at least 20 milk crates full, plus a computer and backup disks, a Siamese cat, a desert tortoise, and Max's pet python. I'm going to stack them in the middle of my driveway tomorrow (Friday) morning, cover them in blankets and towels, and soak them with water. They are the last things I'll say goodbye to unless someone comes to get them.
 
You've seen it on TV. It's coming at me. Who've I got to turn to but you?
 
July 13, 2006
Whitewater, CA
 
MD
 
 
All that's between us and the fire

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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Paul Waldman: It's The Conservatism, Stupid (tompaine.com)
Ask a conservative what the biggest problem in America is today, and you'll get answers like overtaxation, a sexualized culture, lack of respect for authority, insufficient church-going or big government running amok. But if you then asked the conservative what the real source of the problem was-the beating heart pumping blood to each and all of these socio-politico-cultural wounds-you'd get the same answer: liberalism.


BOB HERBERT: The Law Gets a Toehold (The New York Times)
Lawyers from the [The Center for Constitutional Rights], a public-interest organization in New York, have fought long and heroically to bring even the most minimal legal protections to the prisoners. Along the way it was learned that the inmates at Guantánamo were far from the worst of the worst. Many of them, it turned out, were no danger to the United States at all.


Robert J. Elisberg
Anyone can ask tough, intricate, confrontational questions. But all that ever does is start an argument, and it gets people nowhere. On the other hand, these are...well, easy. These are friendly questions. These are questions that allow another person to actually explain their thoughts, and explain fully. And to do so in as comfortable, as simple a way as possible.
and
'50 easy questions to ask any Republican'


Joe Conason: Lieberman Misses Point of Opponents
No doubt Mr. Lieberman would do the bidding of the pharmaceutical lobby whether his wife was on their payroll or not, but this kind of coincidence is best avoided by a man who lectures the world about morality and ethics.


Sanford Pinsker: You Probably Don't Remember Me, But.... (irascibleprofessor.com)
Would I be willing to write a dozen or so letters of recommendation to graduate programs ranging from Harvard and Yale to a handful at the bottom of U.S. & World Report's heap? And, sorry about this, but could I please have the letters sent off in 4-day's time?


The real Wolfgang (guardian.co.uk)
It has become fashionable to mock Mozart, and pianist András Schiff is tired of it. He salutes a composer whose music is full of surprises.


Theodore Dalrymple: PC Among the Docs (newenglishreview.org)
Of course, the question as to why so many parents have transferred authority from themselves to their children as young as three years old is a very interesting and important one, to which more than answer can be given, and at more than one level of analysis. This transfer of authority is a mass phenomenon, otherwise the epidemic would not have taken place. Parents no longer seem in control of how much television their children watch, what their children buy with their money or even what they eat at home.


Lucy Atkins: Ten tips to save your life (or at least prolong it) (guardian.co.uk)
If you could do just one thing to improve your health, what should it be? That's the question we asked 10 medical experts. From taking up a new hobby to cleaning your house with vinegar, they came up with some surprising suggestions. . .


David Plotz: Proof That God Loves Bald Men (slate.com)
Best passage of the day: Leviticus interrupts these dire leprous warnings to reassure men that, yes, it's OK to be bald. "If a man loses the hair of his head and becomes bald, he is pure." And it gets better! God also approves of male-pattern baldness. "If he loses the hair on the front part of his head and becomes bald at the forehead, he is pure." So throw out that Rogaine! God loves a cue-ball, baby!


A Free Speech Dictionary (spectacle.org)

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WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE

WHEN THE SUN PASSES THROUGH ME

WELL THE SHADOW KNOWS


zEN mAN
(pondering the perennial puzzle of what is "real")

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Operation Summer Rain

Avery Ant

 

 

Operation Summer Rain


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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

THE DESPERATION OF LIEBERSCUM

STALIN WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

GO SUCK ON A FREEDOM FRY

WELCOME TO IRAQ YOU RUMMY FARKING ASSHOLE

WHITE WINGNUTS SPEAK WITH FORKED TONGUES

THE TEN RULES OF BUSH STUPIDITY

THE COST OF 8 1/2 HOURS IN IRAQ

THE "I'M SORRY I SHOT YOUR FACE OFF" GUY AND TORTURE

VOTING RIGHTS! VOTING RIGHTS! I DON'T NEED NO STINKING VOTING RIGHTS!

GO CHIMP!!!

VALERIE SUES THE TRAITOROUS SCUM!

A RIGHT WING BAPTISM

A RIGHT WING MOVIE REVIEW

SAVE THE MULES! SAVE THE DONUTS!

RED BUTTONS DIES

A CREEPY WRINKLED PIECE OF REPUBLICAN VOMIT


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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Hotter.

Spoke with Michael Dare a couple of times - I'm on stand-by to run out there, but it's a 2-hour trip.


No new flags.


Tonight, Friday:

CBS begins the night with a RERUN 'NCIS', followed by a RERUN 'The Unit', then a RERUN 'NUMB3RS'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Anderson Cooper and John Witherspoon.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Nick Cannon, Family Force 5, and Kyle Dunnigan.

NBC starts the night with 'Dateline', followed by a RERUN 'Las Vegas', then a RERUN 'Law & Order'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are David Hasselhoff, Natalie Morales, and Morningwood.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Owen Wilson and Kerry Washington.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly (from 5/5/06) Tom Green and Ben Harper.

ABC opens the night with a RERUN 'America's So-Called Funniest Home Videos', followed by a RECYCLED 'Kyle XY', then an unwatchable '20/20'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Brittany Murphy, Danica Patrick, and Eagles of Death Metal.

The WB offers a RERUN 'What I Like About You', followed by a RERUN 'Twins', then a RERUN 'reba', followed by a RERUN 'Living With Fran'.

Faux has a RERUN '24' (Day 5:  5pm - 6pm), followed by another RERUN '24' (Day 5:  6pm - 7pm).

UPN fills the night with a FRESH 'WWE Friday Night SmackDown!'.

PLEASE check local PBS listings for a FRESH 'NOW With Bill Moyers David Brancaccio', the MOST IMPORTANT program on over-the-air-TV.

A&E has 'Crossing Jordan', followed by a FRESH 'Biography' (TV Game Shows), then another 'Biography' ('Jeopardy').

AMC offers the movie 'The Fly', followed by the movie 'The Day The Earth Stood Still', then the movie 'Child's Play'.

BBC  -   
 [2:00 pm]    'As Time Goes By' - Episode 3;
 [2:40 pm]    'Are You Being Served - Hoorah For the Holidays;
 [3:20 pm]    'Keeping Up Appearances' - Episode 2;
 [4:00 pm]    'My Hero' - Mayor of Northholt;
 [4:40 pm]    'My Family' - Ben Wants to be a Millionaire;
 [5:20 pm]    'My Family' - Breakable;
 [6:00 pm]    'BBC World News';
 [6:30 pm]    'Cash in the Attic' - Episode 10;
 [7:00 pm]    'The Benny Hill Show' - Episode 6;
 [8:00 pm]    'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' - Episode 4;
 [8:30 pm]    'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' - Episode 9;
 [9:00 pm]    'Absolutely Fabulous' - Jealous;
 [9:40 pm]    'Coupling' - The Man With Two Legs;
 [10:20 pm]    'The Catherine Tate Show' - Episode 4;
 [11:00 pm]    'Spaced' - Episode 5;
 [11:30 pm]    'Peep Show' - Episode 3;
 [12:00 am]    'Black Books' - Episode 4;
 [12:30 am]    'Just For Laughs' - Episode 5;
 [1:00 am]    'Absolutely Fabulous' - Jealous;
 [1:40 am]    'Coupling' - The Man With Two Legs;
 [2:20 am]    'The Catherine Tate Show' - Episode 4;
 [3:00 am]    'Worst Week of My Life' - Episode 1;
 [3:40 am]    'Worst Week of My Life' - Episode 2;
 [4:20 am]    'Worst Week of My Life' - Episode 3;
 [5:00 am]    'Black Books' - Episode 1;
 [5:30 am]    'Black Books' - Episode 2;
 [6:00 am]    'BBC World News'.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'Project Runway', another 'Project Runway', and the movie 'Bridget Jones's Diary', followed by the movie 'Bridget Jones's Diary', again.

Comedy Central has the movie 'The Original Kings Of Comedy', last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', and 'Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie'.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'Countdown To Armageddon', then 'Bible Battles'.

IFC  -   
 [06:00 AM]    The Flower of Evil;
 [08:00 AM]    Punk: Attitude;
 [09:30 AM]    Media Lab Uploaded;
 [10:00 AM]    Pauline & Paulette;
 [01:00 PM]    Samurai 7 Episode #14: "The Offering";
 [01:30 PM]    Samurai 7 Episode #15: "The Gun and the Calm";
 [02:00 PM]    Punk: Attitude;
 [03:45 PM]    Pauline & Paulette;
 [05:00 PM]    July: IFC Short Film Collection I;
 [07:05 PM]    Love Liza;
 [08:45 PM]    Antwone Fisher;
 [11:00 PM]    Gangster No. 1;
 [12:45 AM]    July Media Lab Results;
 [01:00 AM]    Velvet Goldmine;
 [03:05 AM]    Gangster No. 1;
 [05:00 AM]    July: IFC Short Film Showcase.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has 'Quest For Atlantis: Startling New Secrets', 'Science Of Stargate SG-1', followed by the SEASON PREMIERE 'Stargate SG-1', then the SEASON PREMIERE 'Stargate Atlantis'.

Sundance  -   
 [06:00 AM]    Dolls;
 [08:00 AM]    The Match;
 [09:45 AM]    The President Versus David Hicks;
 [11:10 AM]    The Battle Of Algiers;
 [01:15 PM]    The Other Final;
 [02:35 PM]    Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia;
 [04:35 PM]    Dolls;
 [06:30 PM]    Kath & Kim - Season 1: Party;
 [07:00 PM]    La Vie Promise;
 [08:30 PM]    Mon Ange;
 [10:00 PM]    Place Vendome;
 [12:00 AM]    Pink Flamingos;
 [01:50 AM]    Samaritan Girl;
 [03:30 AM]    Something Wild (1961);
 [05:30 AM]    La Vie Promise.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

TCM starts the morning with 2 more films from last night's tribute to Elizabeth Taylor.
 [6:00 AM]    Father's Little Dividend (1951);
 [7:30 AM]    The Last Time I Saw Paris (1954);

 [9:30 AM]    Cartoon Alley #11 (2005);
 [10:00 AM]    Kelly the Second (1936);
 [11:30 AM]    Mister Cinderella (1936);
 [1:00 PM]    There Goes My Heart (1938);
 [2:30 PM]    There Goes the Groom (1937);
 [3:45 PM]    They Wanted to Marry (1937);
 [5:00 PM]    On Again--Off Again (1937);
 [6:15 PM]    Hideaway (1937);
 [7:30 PM]    MGM Parade Show #21 (1955);
 [8:00 PM]    Blackboard Jungle (1955)     [View Trailer];
 [10:00 PM]    American Graffiti (1973)     [View Trailer];
 [12:00 AM]    Hot Rods To Hell (1967);
 [2:00 AM]    Mephisto (1982)     [View Trailer];
 [4:30 AM]    Hitler's Children (1943).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Saturday  -  07/15

TCM:
 [6:00 AM]    The Importance Of Being Earnest (1952)     [View Trailer];
 [8:00 AM]    Born To Kill (1947);
 [10:00 AM]    Monkey Business (1931)     [View Trailer];
 [11:30 AM]    Cartoon Alley #15 (2005);
 [12:00 PM]    The Big Country (1958)     [View Trailer];
 [3:00 PM]    Thunder Road (1958)     [View Trailer];
 [5:00 PM]    Grand Prix (1966)     [View Trailer];
 [8:00 PM]    Foreign Correspondent (1940)     [View Trailer];
 [10:15 PM]    The Story of G.I. Joe (1945);
 [12:15 AM]    The Fighting Seabees (1944);
 [2:00 AM]    Somewhere I'll Find You (1942);
 [4:00 AM]    Journey For Margaret (1942);
 [5:30 AM]    MGM Parade Show #21 (1955).    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Actors John Stamos (L) and James Brolin, stars of the new A&E networks movie 'Wedding Wars', speak during a panel discussion at the Cable Television Critics Association press tour in Pasadena, California, July 13, 2006.
Photo by Fred Prouser
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Comedy Central Orders Another Season

'Mind of Mencia'

Comedy Central has ordered a 16-episode third season of "Mind of Mencia," with a premiere date set for the first quarter.

"Mencia" is averaging 2.1 million total viewers in its second season. It is the network's second-highest-rated show this year, behind "South Park."

In the fall, Comedy Central signed a multifaceted deal with Mencia that saw his show renewed for its second season and also included a stand-up special, live-performance tour and first-season DVD release.

'Mind of Mencia'

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Helping Military Families

Elmo

With a little help from Elmo, Sesame Street is urging parents to level with their little ones - especially those in military families trying to deal with Mom or Dad's lengthy deployment overseas.

"Our goal is to really get military families with young children ... to talk about the different stages of deployment with their children, not only talk about it but prepare them for it," said Jeanette Betancourt, vice president of content design at Sesame Workshop, which produces Sesame Street.

Sesame Workshop has produced a DVD, in both English and Spanish, that will be distributed free to military families next month. CEO Gary Knell was to announce details Friday in Houston, joined by officials of Wal-Mart, which has committed $1.5 million to the project.

Elmo

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Mary Votava (L), who portrays 'Monkey Woman' in the SCI FI Channel new series 'Who Wants To Be A Superhero?' stands next to producer Stan Lee during a panel discussion at the Cable Television Critics Association press tour in Pasadena, California July 13, 2006. The show will discover the next superhero and features a variety of characters and premieres July 27.
Photo by Fred Prouser
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Consolidation Blues

More Media Mergers

Big media deals and strict regulation don't mix well. But will the fear of potential change in control of the White House in 2008 spur mergers and acquisitions before then?

"The regulatory environment is probably as favorable for deals as it is ever going to get -- so companies that are considering deals have to be factoring that in right now," said Paul Gallant, media analyst at Stanford Washington Research Group.

Consolidation in the media sector provokes particularly contentious debate, as consumer groups worry that allowing companies to concentrate media properties squeezes out independent voices and reduces local control.

More Media Mergers

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Top Sidekick

Ed McMahon

Greatest sidekick of all time? According to Entertainment Weekly, in the issue hitting newsstands Monday, it's Johnny Carson's longtime couch-warmer, Ed McMahon. The magazine picked what it deemed an all-time top-50 of second bananas.

Rounding out the top five, in order: Robin (Batman's boy wonder), Jerry Seinfeld's pal George Costanza, Han Solo's buddy Chewbacca and Lucy Ricardo's partner-in-crime and sometimes slime, Ethel Mertz.

A few others who did make the list: The diminutive Tattoo, of "Fantasy Island" fame (No. 9); Howard Stern's second-in-command, Robin Quivers (13); Napoleon Dynamite's best bud, Pedro Sanchez (22) and Art Garfunkel, of Simon &... (25).

Ed McMahon

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Moving To Vegas

CBGB

CBGBs is to close in September, it has been confirmed.

The legendary New York City club has been at the center of the threat of closure for months, in a dispute between the owners and founder and current tenant Hilly Kristal.

It now seems there is no future for the venue in the city, despite its enormous influence on introducing the likes of Blondie, Talking Heads, and the Ramones onto the '70s music scene.

However, Kristal has now revealed he's planning to relaunch CBGBs in Las Vegas in 2008 and he intends to take the spirit and even the contents of the seminal landmark with him.

CBGB

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Actor Will Ferrell is shown on stage at the 2006 ESPY Awards at Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, California July 12, 2006.
Photo by Mike Blake
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Hospital News

James Gandolfini

Fans of "The Sopranos" will have to wait a bit longer for the mob drama's final chapter.

Because of "unexpected" knee surgery for series star James Gandolfini, the concluding episodes that were expected to begin in January will be delayed about two months, HBO Chairman Chris Albrecht said.

The surgery alone would have pushed the season start back just a few weeks, but that would have put "The Sopranos" up against the football playoffs and the Super Bowl, Albrecht told a television critics' gathering Wednesday.

A specific air date for the Sunday-night series has yet to be determined but it's likely to be in early March 2007, he said.

James Gandolfini

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First Saudi Film Festival

'The Jeddah Visual Show Festival'

The first Saudi Arabian film festival opened this week, but the silver screen remains so controversial in the conservative kingdom that the word "cinema" does not even appear in the title.

"The Jeddah Visual Show Festival" kicked off on Wednesday night with two hours of home-grown short films. The public can see the films three times a week for a month.

Public movie screenings are taboo in Saudi Arabia, where puritanical scholars believe any depiction of the human form is forbidden in Islam and see the U.S.-dominated film industry as an immoral force driven by sex and violence.

'The Jeddah Visual Show Festival'

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I'm Pissed
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Suing Michael Jackson

Debbie Rowe

Debbie Rowe, the former Mrs. Michael Jackson, has sued the pop singer, claiming he has failed to pay her what he promised when the two divorced in 1999.

In the lawsuit, filed July 3 in Los Angeles Superior Court, Rowe seeks an immediate payment of $195,000 for attorney fees and $50,000 in living expenses so that she can continue pursuing her child-custody case against him.

Rowe is the mother of Jackson's two children, Prince Michael Joseph Jackson, 9, and Paris-Michael Katherine Jackson, 8. She gave up her parental rights to the children in 2001 but asked a judge to reinstate them in 2003 after she learned of Jackson's arrest on child molestation charges.

Rowe says in the lawsuit that Jackson stopped making his promised payments to her in October, 2003.

Debbie Rowe

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Bill Gates (L), Melinda Gates (2nd L) and former U.S. President Bill Clinton meet patients and staff as they tour HIV/AIDS care and treatment facilities in Maseru, Lesotho, South Africa, July 12, 2006.
Photo by Ralph Alswang
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South Carolina

'Mount Rockmore'

With rock 'n' roll music blaring and a sand sculpture of music legends as a backdrop, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford walked off the Beatles' Magical Mystery Tour bus on Thursday and helped break ground for the Hard Rock theme park here.

The $400 million project is expected to add about 3,000 jobs to South Carolina's coast after the park is completed in the spring of 2008. Construction on the somewhat questionable investment begins just months after the beach town's most popular landmark, the Pavilion Amusement Park, announced it would close this fall.

Sanford, Hard Rock officials and investors gathered in front of "Mount Rockmore," a sand sculpture of Elvis Presley, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix and John Lennon for the ceremony, using Gibson guitars with silver shovel heads to turn over the dirt.

'Mount Rockmore'

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Salary Bump

Hugh Laurie

"House" star Hugh Laurie is joining the ranks of the top drama actors on television.

After a two-month renegotiation, the British actor will earn about $300,000 per episode when the hot medical drama begins its third season on Fox, sources said.

The renegotiation also adds an additional year to the actor's current contract for "House." Ths show already is in production on its third season.

Hugh Laurie

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First Folio Fetches $5.2 Million

Shakespeare

A rare mint condition First Folio edition of William Shakespeare's plays fetched 2.8 million pounds ($5.2 million) at an auction on Thursday.

The result at Sotheby's in London was toward the lower end of estimates of between 2.5 and 3.5 million pounds, and fell short of the saleroom record for a comparable copy of $6.2 million made at Christie's, New York, in 2001.

Shakespeare

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German activists of Amnesty International demonstrate against the U.S. naval base at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, next to the U.S. embassy to Germany in Berlin, July 12, 2006.
Photo by Tobias Schwarz
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'Jacob the Jeweler'

Yakov Arabov

The man known throughout the hip-hop world as Jacob Arabo or "Jacob the Jeweler" pleaded not guilty Wednesday to money laundering charges.

Yakov Arabov was arrested June 15 at his store in New York on a warrant issued in Detroit by federal authorities, who accuse him with conspiring with others to launder money in connection with a jewelry business.

Arabov, a Russian immigrant, became popular among hip-hop and R&B artists in the mid-1990s after he attracted the attention of Notorious B.I.G., according to the Jacob & Co. Web site. Sean "Diddy" Combs, Kanye West, Madonna and Sir Elton John have all worn his gem-encrusted baubles.

Yakov Arabov

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Going Celibate

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is giving up sex for a year. The hotel heiress has imposed the ban on herself because she is convinced abstaining from all carnal activity will help her "rediscover" herself.

She said, "I'm doing it just because I want to. I feel I'm becoming stronger as a person. Every time I have a boyfriend, I'm just so romantic, and I'll put all my energy into the guy, and I don't really pay attention to myself."

Paris, who is releasing her first single "Stars Are Blind" this month, recently revealed she doesn't believe in one night stands - because they are "gross."

Paris Hilton

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Cold War Bunker Reopens

Greenbrier

The once-secret shelter built to house Congress after a nuclear attack will reopen to tourists after a two-year renovation, but the $15 million monument to the Cold War still has some secrets.

About 70 percent of the 112,000-square-foot bunker, deep under the posh Greenbrier resort, will become a secure repository for data and documents.

That means the new tour route covers less ground than those that began in 1995, after the bunker was publicly exposed.

Still, there's plenty to see in a facility the size of two football fields stacked atop one another, including a new exhibit hall and the first public display of two dozen historic photographs. Resort guests can begin touring on Monday, and the public can tour on Wednesdays and Sundays, beginning Aug. 20.

Greenbrier

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Actor Tom Hanks heads out, Thursday, July 13, 2006, at the annual Allen & Co. media conference in Sun Valley, Idaho.
Photo by Elaine Thompson
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Announce Tour

The Who

It's been almost 25 years since the Who blasted their way through a major concert tour, so they should be ready. This fall, they'll give it another go, band members Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey announced Thursday.

Opening date will be Sept. 12 in Philadelphia.

The legendary band will then wind its way through the U.S. and Canada before jumping next year to South America, the Far East, Australia and Europe.

The Who

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Republican Family Values

Pete Coors

Beer company executive, chief commercial pitcher and former Senate candidate Pete Coors confirmed Thursday he was cited in May for allegedly driving under the influence of alcohol after leaving a friend's wedding celebration.

The citation, first reported by The Denver Post, happened in Golden, the longtime hometown of the Adolph Coors Co. just west of Denver. The company has since become the Molson Coors Brewing Co. after a 2005 merger.

He was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence and cited for failing to obey a traffic control device.

Coors, a tall, silver-haired figure familiar to many as the face of the Coors television ads, was a political novice in 2004 when he decided to seek the Senate seat being given up by Republican Sen. Ben Nighthorse Campbell. He won the GOP primary but was defeated in the 2004 general election by Democrat Ken Salazar.

Pete Coors

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Police Seize Newspaper's Photos

Anchorage Daily News

Police seized more than 100 unpublished Anchorage Daily News photos taken at a shooting scene, then returned them a few hours later after learning the action violated federal law.

A similar warrant was served at KTVA-TV*, and police also later returned a video of aired footage that was taken.

The Daily News has offered police more than three dozen published photos, editor Patrick Dougherty said. He said the newspaper would resist a subpoena for unpublished photos as a matter of policy.

Federal law prohibits almost all searches of newsrooms. News organizations served with a subpoena have the right to argue before a judge why the information should be kept confidential.

Anchorage Daily News


*   I worked at KTVA - CBS for Alaska, as they used to bill themselves.

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In Memory

Kasey Rogers

Kasey Rogers, an actress who was a regular on television shows like "Bewitched" but was best known for an appearance in Alfred Hitchcock's "Strangers on a Train," has died. She was 80.

Using the name Laura Elliott, Rogers played Farley Granger's estranged wife, Miriam, who is strangled by the psychotic character in "Strangers on a Train."

Born Imogene Rogers on Dec. 15, 1925, in Morehouse, Mo., Rogers moved with her family to Burbank as a child. She earned the nickname Casey, a reference to "Casey at the bat," because of her hitting prowess in grade-school baseball. Later she changed the C to a K.

Among her films are "Special Agent," "Denver and Rio Grande," "Silver City" and "Two Lost Worlds."

On television, she appeared in numerous series, including "Wanted: Dead or Alive," "Bat Masterson," "Cheyenne," "Maverick," "Perry Mason," "77 Sunset Strip," "Adam-12" and "Bewitched."

Twice married and divorced, Rogers is survived by her brother, four children, six grandchildren and two great-grandchildren.

Kasey Rogers

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In Memory

Red Buttons

Red Buttons, the carrot-topped burlesque comedian who became a top star in early television and then in a dramatic role won the 1957 Oscar as supporting actor in "Sayonara," died Thursday. He was 87.

With his eager manner and rapid-fire wit, Buttons excelled in every phase of show business, from the Borscht Belt of the 1930s to celebrity roasts in the 1990s.

His greatest achievement came with his "Sayonara" role as Sgt. Joe Kelly, the soldier in the post-World War II occupation forces in Japan whose romance with a Japanese woman (Myoshi Umeki, who also won an Academy Award) ends in tragedy.

Buttons' Academy Award led to other films, both dramas and comedies. They included "Imitation General," "The Big Circus," "Hatari!" "The Longest Day," "Up From the Beach," "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?" "The Poseidon Adventure," "Gable and Lombard" and "Pete's Dragon."

Along with dozens of other future stars, including Mario Lanza, John Forsythe, Karl Malden and Lee J. Cobb, Buttons was enlisted for "Winged Victory," the play that famed director-playwright Moss Hart created for the Air Force. Buttons also appeared in the 1944 film version, directed by George Cukor.

Discharged in 1946, Buttons returned to nightclub and theater work. In 1952, CBS signed him for a weekly show as the network's answer to NBC's Milton Berle.

"The Red Buttons Show" was first broadcast on CBS Oct. 14, 1952, without a sponsor since the star was virtually unknown. Within a month, the show became a solid hit and advertisers were clamoring.

Buttons drew on all his past experience for monologues, songs, dances and sketches featuring such characters as a punch-drunk fighter, a scrappy street kid, a Sad Sack GI and a blundering German. The hit of the show was a silly song in which he pranced about the stage singing, "Ho! Ho!... He! He!... Ha! Ha!... Strange things are happening!" It became a national craze.

Over the years Buttons remained a steady performer on television, appearing on such series as "Knots Landing," "Roseanne" and "ER." He also took his act on the road, appearing at Las Vegas, Atlantic City, conventions, and returning to his beginnings in the Catskills.

Still in good health at 76 ("They call me the only Yiddish leprechaun"), he appeared in New York in 1995 with an autobiographical one-man show, "Buttons on Broadway."

Buttons was born Aaron Chwatt on Feb. 15, 1919, son of an immigrant milliner, in a tough Manhattan neighborhood where, he once said, "you either grew up to be a judge or you went to the electric chair."

In later years, Buttons became a favorite at testimonial/roast dinners with his roaringly funny "Never had a dinner" routine. He cited famous figures who had never been so honored. Examples: "Abe Lincoln, who said `A house divided is a condominium,' never had a dinner"; "(Perennial presidential candidate) Jerry Brown, whose theme song is `California, Here I Go,' never had a dinner." (When he did "Buttons on Broadway," he altered the routine and named people who never did one-man shows.)

Buttons was married three times and divorced twice. He is survived by his children, Amy and Adam, and a sister.

Red Buttons

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Models show creations from Fause Haten's summer collection during Sao Paulo Fashion Week in Sao Paulo, Brazil, July 13, 2006.
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