BartCop Entertainment Archives - Friday, 14 March, 2008

Friday

14 March, 2008

(Updated Daily)

[230 days in a row]

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'Best of TBH Politoons'

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Thanks, again, Tim!

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Forget 'Emperor's Escort Service,' Why Don't They Bust This 'Emperor With No Clothes'


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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Dr. Mark H. Shapiro: Singapore Math and a Possible Truce in the "Math Wars" (irascibleprofessor.com)
Mathematics education in the United States has been in somewhat of a crisis for nearly two decades owing to ongoing battles between vocal factions that disagree about how math should be taught in elementary and secondary schools.


Anything for an unquiet life (guardian.co.uk)
Irene Khan has seen enough hate and cruelty for several lifetimes. The head of Amnesty International talks to Kira Cochrane.


Barbara Ehrenreich: The Fall of the American Consumer (Barbaraehrenreich.com)
We have been the world's designated shoppers, and, if we fall down on the job, we take the global economy with us.


Jim Hightower: BUSH FREES IRAQ TO EMBRACE IRAN (jimhightower.com)
... it is not George W getting the love treatment from the Iraqis. It is President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran. O, bitter fate! O, the bile and gall of political irony! The very man whom Bush considers the devil incarnate, the one he accuses of promoting terrorism in Iraq - that man is being lauded by Iraq's leaders, who were supposed to be grateful to Bush - not Iran.


Mark Morford: Damn, there goes my meth supply (sfgate.com)
Thank God for big local drug raids, because now you can't get coke or pot or Ecstasy anymore. Oh wait.


The walking wounded (guardian.co.uk)
Leading critics reveal the worst that insulted stars have thrown at them.


Laura Castellano: Venn and the Art of Internet Blogging (newcitychicago.com)
Jessica Hagy gets her work Indexed.


Georges Simenon, the existential hack (entertainment.timesonline.co.uk)
Paul Theroux on Maigret's creator, the Balzac of blighted lives, who was confident of winning the Nobel Prize.


Simon McCormack: William Rhoden's Call to Arms (alibi.com)
African-American sports stars may net fame and cash, but how much power do they hold?


Timothy Finn: "Little Steven makes the old brand-new on 'Underground Garage'" (McClatchy Newspapers; posted on popmatters.com)
About 20 minutes into the 304th episode of "Underground Garage," the radio show's host, Little Steven, gives his listeners a slice of history behind one of the songs he'd just played: ...


Steven Mikula: "Stanton Kaye: Father of Reinvention" (laweekly.com)
Could tracking technology save the Hollywood dreams of a former golden boy?


Ray Pride: Talking 'Married Life' with Ira Sachs and Chris Cooper (newcitychicago.com)
The four friends in Sachs' mix of drama, dark comedy and a couple of scenes of genial whimsy, are lucid about some things but reserved about others.


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Ferraro: 'Jackie Robinson Broke Color Barrier Only Because He Was Black'


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Trivia Question Of The Day

What is the largest crop in all of the Americas?

   A:    Beans
   B:    Corn (Maize)
   C:    Soy
   D:    Sugar
   E:    Wheat



Send your answer to Marty




Trivia Question from Yesterday

The ____?_____ scale is a measure of the hotness or, more correctly, piquancy of a chili pepper.

   A:    Ashwell
   B:    Babbington
   C:    Hartford
   D:    Martingale
  E:    Scoville                 Source





Marian the Teacher was first, and correct, with:
   EEEEEE ewww scoville aarg now my mouth is burning



joe b was second, repling:
   it is "E" Scoville.



vic in Alaska responded:
   Having cooked in a Mexican restaurant I'm comfortable saying the answer is E: Scoville , Bottom of the scale is Bell Peppers top end is Habeneros or Scotch Bonnets.
  One tip we always taught new staff at the restaurant was that you had to wash your hands BEFORE and after going to the bathroom.....think about it




mj wrote:
   The answer is E, Scoville. Working from memory, a jalapeņo rates about 5000 ScU. A habaņero hits about 350,000 to 500,000. A a friend would say "why would you eat something a recipe tells you to handle with rubber gloves?" Post preparation hand jobs not reccommended.



Alan J replied:
   Scoville



Charlie said:
   E: Scoville
  That's from Wikipedia.




Tom Loud -   )O(  Yer Friendly Neighborhood Folksinger (First they ignore you  | Then they laugh at you  | Then they fight you  | Then you win   MK Gandhi) answered:
   Scoville. Also concidered a good name for a pet in the Southwest.



Chipshot in Tyler responded:
   It's the Scoville scale that measures the heat of peppers, from the mildly sweet yellow to the colon cleansing Scotch Bonnet peppers, which, if used in excess, can cause one to register on the Richter Scale!



Leo answered:
   E. Scoville



DanD responded:
   At first I thought it was the Hartford scale, but Google says its the Scoville (or "E") Scale. As it is, without Shipley, there is no Hartford scale for I.Q., or maybe it's just the quotient without need of intelligence. But then, that takes us back to the "turd bacteria" theory of Earthly ownership. Alas, we discover that there are no coincidences, and that indeed, resistance is futile.
  ANYWAY, in the last session of "Can you avoid Googling your self-respect away?," mj wrote:
  "That's going to take a Deep Thought ... And the answer is not 42 (which is 6 * 9 - rather a cockup, that)"
  Isn't 6 * 9 not the answer 42, but 54? Or is some existentially confusing, relative time anomoly interfering with my math skills (again)?
  Oops, Zaphod is subbing for Picard at least one more time ~




louis k said:
   Has to be "E". Olé!.



Bill K replied:
   scoville



bebo accurately stated:
   I got one right for a change. E: scoville.



socdan said:
Scoville. Amazing that jalapenos bang around at a piker's 5K, while some peppers from Thailand or India or somesuch come in at a nose-hair-curling 1M on the scale!



Joe S (Why Anglos don't eat habanero (600,000 scoville units)) replied:
   The Scoville scale is a measure of the hotness or, more correctly, piquancy of a chili pepper.



Robert answered:
E: Scoville



And, Sally said:
   The Scoville (E) scale is a measure of the piquancy of a chili pepper.
  Having spent 33 years in Colorado. I have developed a real taste for Jalapeno Peppers - low on the Scoville scale, and rather difficult to find here in Whitelandia, USA. But, they sure do pep up many otherwise bland dishes...
  PS: Ah Vic, ever since my, "Sergeant Preston of the Yukon" with his trusty dog, "King," days, I've wanted to be there for the Iditarod (preferable sitting in a nice cozy tavern, sipping a beer, and watching it on TV) - must be lovely though. Hush, hush; Mush, mush - yea, freaking awesome man.






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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

CALM DOWN, IT'S A LONG SEASON!

FROM COP TO COUNTRY MUSIC!

'SOME PRETTY FUCKED-UP SHIT'

"THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN"

LIKE BITCH, LIKE BASTARD!

HILL TAKES THE LOW ROAD!

BUSH BUDS GO BROKE!

THE FIRST SIXTH-ANNIVERSARY!

THE MAYOR OF RABBIT HASH!

LAME 'DAFFY' DUCK!

WHY I DON'T WATCH FUCKING TELEVISION!

JESUS SAYS: "THOU SHALT FUCK!" I'VE BEEN GOING TO THE WRONG CHURCH!

WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

THE 100 YEAR OLD MAN!

DON'T YOU LOVE IT WHEN PEDOPHILES GET ANGRY!

A SURE SIGN THAT SPRING IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!



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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Sunny and warmer than seasonal.


Planted some tomatoes.



Tonight, Friday:

CBS begins the night with a FRESH 'The Price Is Right Million Dollar Spectacular', followed by a RERUN 'Ghost Whisperer', then a RERUN 'NUMB3RS'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Jaime Pressly and Brian Regan.
On a RERUN Craig (from 1/31/08) are Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Sebastian Maniscalco.

NBC starts the night with a FRESH 'Amne$ia', followed by 2 hours of 'Dateline'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Naomi Watts, Christian Siriano, and Gavin DeGraw.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Frank Caliendo, Cheryl Hines, and the Bad Plus.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson 'The Scab' Daly it's TBA.

ABC opens the night with a RERUN 'Grey's Anatomy', followed by 2 hours of the unwatchable '20/20'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Djimon Hounsou, Kenneth Hotz and Spencer Rice, and Fat Joe.

The CW fills the night with a FRESH 'WWE Friday Night Steroid SmackDown!'.

Faux has the SERIES PREMIERE 'The Return Of Jezebel James', followed by a RERUN 'House'.

MY fills the night with the movie 'The Good Son'.

PLEASE check local PBS listings for a FRESH 'Bill Moyers Journal', and a FRESH 'NOW With Bill Moyers David Brancaccio'.

A&E has all 'CSI: The 2nd One' all night.

AMC offers the movie 'In The Line Of Fire', followed by the movie 'The Omen', then the movie 'Damien: Omen II'.

BBC  -   
 [12:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 3 The Priory;
 [1:00 PM]    Cash in the Attic - Ep. 10 Hinton;
 [2:00 PM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 13 Wetherby 5;
 [2:30 PM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 15 Ardingly 16;
 [3:00 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 2;
 [3:30 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 3;
 [4:00 PM]    You Are What You Eat - Episode 6;
 [4:30 PM]    You Are What You Eat - Episode 7;
 [5:00 PM]    My Family - Ep. 5 Imperfect Strangers;
 [5:30 PM]    Coupling - Ep 8 Naked;
 [6:00 PM]    Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - Ep 2 The Fenwick Arms;
 [7:00 PM]    BBC World News America;
 [8:00 PM]    Coupling - Ep. 2 My Dinner In Hell;
 [8:40 PM]    Coupling - Ep. 3 Her Best Friend's Bottom;
 [9:20 PM]    That Mitchell and Webb Look - Episode 6;
 [10:00 PM]    Newsnight;
 [11:00 PM]    Coupling - Ep. 2 My Dinner In Hell;
 [11:40 PM]    Coupling - Ep. 3 Her Best Friend's Bottom;
 [12:20 AM]    That Mitchell and Webb Look - Episode 6;
 [1:00 AM]    Coupling - Ep. 2 My Dinner In Hell;
 [1:40 AM]    Coupling - Ep. 3 Her Best Friend's Bottom;
 [2:20 AM]    That Mitchell and Webb Look - Episode 6;
 [3:00 AM]    Changing Rooms - Ep. 17 Weston Super Mare;
 [3:30 AM]    Changing Rooms - Ep. 18 Willenhall;
 [4:00 AM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 13 Wetherby 5;
 [4:30 AM]    Bargain Hunt - Ep. 15 Ardingly 16;
 [5:00 AM]    Cash in the Attic - Ep. 24 Pender;
 [5:30 AM]    Cash in the Attic - Ep. 25 Sheehan;
 [6:00 AM]    BBC World News.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'Top Chef', followed by the movie 'Patriot Games', then the movie 'Patriot Games', again.

Comedy Central has 'Scrubs', another 'Scrubs', last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', 'Futurama', another 'Futurama', 'Comedy Central Presents', and another 'Comedy Central Presents'.

HBO offers a RERUN Real Time with Bill Maher.

FX has the movie 'Cradle 2 The Grave', followed by the movie 'Kiss Of The Dragon'.

History has 'Modern Marvels', another 'Modern Marvels', 'Shockwave', and 'Battle 360'.

IFC  -   
 [06:35 AM]   Mystery Train;
 [08:30 AM]   The Prince of Pennsylvania;
 [10:10 AM]   Private Fears in Public Places;
 [12:15 PM]   IFC News Special: 2008 Elections;
 [12:45 PM]   Mystery Train;
 [02:45 PM]   The Prince of Pennsylvania;
 [04:25 PM]   Private Fears in Public Places;
 [06:30 PM]   The Assassination of Richard Nixon;
 [08:30 PM]   A Decade Under The Influence: Part 1;
 [09:30 PM]   Shopping;
 [11:00 PM]   Speed Grapher #2;
 [11:30 PM]   Witchblade Episode #11;
 [12:00 AM]   Scream 3;
 [02:00 AM]   Speed Grapher #2;
 [02:30 AM]   Witchblade Episode #11;
 [03:00 AM]   Scream 3;
 [05:00 AM]   Private Fears in Public Places.    (ALL TIMES EST)

SciFi has 'Stargate SG-1', 'Chuck', 'Stargate Atlantis', and another 'Stargate Atlantis'.

Sundance  -   
 [05:00 AM]   Haiti: The End of the Chimera?;
 [06:30 AM]   Harvie Krumpet;
 [07:00 AM]   Kill The Man;
 [09:00 AM]   Episode 1;
 [09:30 AM]   Episode 1: Fighting the Good Fight;
 [10:00 AM]   Episode 6;
 [10:35 AM]   We Feed the World;
 [12:20 PM]   Drive;
 [01:00 PM]   In Short: The Workplace;
 [01:30 PM]   Episode 7;
 [02:00 PM]   Red Lights;
 [04:00 PM]   Ned Kelly;
 [06:00 PM]   Robert Redford on Paul Newman;
 [07:00 PM]   Tina Barney: Social Studies;
 [08:00 PM]   Before the Rain;
 [10:00 PM]   Wassup Rockers;
 [12:00 AM]   Into the Night;
 [02:00 AM]   Ray LaMontagne, The Zutons, Shawn Colvin & Nerina Pallot;
 [03:00 AM]   Episode 6;
 [03:30 AM]   Episode 1;
 [04:00 AM]   Episode 2;
 [04:30 AM]   Episode 3;
 [05:00 AM]   Muhammad Ali, the Greatest.    (ALL TIMES EST)

TCM:
 [6:00 AM]      The Amazing Transparent Man (1960);
 [7:00 AM]      The Beast Of The City (1932);
 [8:30 AM]      All My Sons (1948);
 [10:15 AM]      Vera Cruz (1954);
 [12:00 PM]      Lonely Are The Brave (1962);
 [2:00 PM]      The Westerner (1940);
 [4:00 PM]      Track of the Cat (1954);
 [5:45 PM]      El Dorado (1967);
 [8:00 PM]      Gaslight (1944);
 [10:00 PM]      Bunny Lake Is Missing (1965);
 [12:00 AM]      Vertigo (1958);
 [2:15 AM]      Night Of The Lepus (1972);
 [4:00 AM]      Attack of the Puppet People (1958);
 [5:30 AM]      MGM Parade Show #3 (1955).    (ALL TIMES EST)


Saturday  -  03/15/08

TCM:
 [6:00 AM]      Krakatoa, East Of Java (1969);
 [8:30 AM]      Berlin Express (1948);
 [10:00 AM]      Lawless Empire (1945);
 [11:15 AM]      The Return of the Durango Kid (1945);
 [12:30 PM]      The Red Pony (1949);
 [2:15 PM]      Back To Bataan (1945);
 [4:00 PM]      A Walk in the Sun (1946);
 [6:00 PM]      The Bridges At Toko-Ri (1954);
 [8:00 PM]      The Music Box (1932);
 [8:30 PM]      Sons of the Desert (1933);
 [9:45 PM]      Movie Crazy (1932);
 [11:30 PM]      The Court Jester (1956);
 [1:15 AM]      A Night In Casablanca (1946);
 [2:45 AM]      Golden Age of Comedy (1957);
 [4:15 AM]      The General (1927)    SILENT .    (ALL TIMES EST)



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Environmental activist Robert Kennedy, Jr., joins Glenn Close at the arrivals for a screening of 'Grand Canyon Adventure River At Risk 3D,' in New York, Wednesday, March 12, 2008.
Photo by Dave Allocca
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$500,000 For Darfur Relief

Not On Our Watch

A charitable group co-founded by Hollywood actors George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon, has given $500,000 to the United Nations World Food Program to help stem hunger, an affiliated organization said on Thursday.

The World Food Program (WFP) uses helicopters to send support people and food to northern Sudan and, more specifically, into the Darfur region that has been seen a huge influx of refugees in recent years as war ravaged the area.

Friends of the World Food Program, which is a nonprofit group that helps build support for the UN group, said the Clooney-backed charitable group known as Not On Our Watch gave $1 million to the WFP in 2007.

Not On Our Watch also was co-founded by actor Don Cheadle and producer Jerry Weintraub. Many Hollywood stars and people around the world have become involved in humanitarian efforts to help the refugees in Darfur.

Not On Our Watch

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Banned Episodes Airing In Canada

'The Boondocks'

Two episodes of 'The Boondocks,' the edgy, animated series, which is based on Aaron McGruder's explosive comic strip, are airing on Teletoon's adult-themed "Detour" programming block after being pulled from their originating U.S. broadcaster, the Cartoon Network. The episodes in question, "The Huey Freeman Hunger Strike" and "The Ruckus Reality Show," air this Sunday night and next Sunday at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT.

The episodes in question, however, are not banned in America due to concerns over taboo language or sexual content. Rather, the Turner Cable-owned Cartoon Network yanked the two half-hours because they savage another cable network, BET.

BET's CEO, Debra Lee, is depicted in Sunday's episode as "Debra Lee-vil," a sinister Dr. Evil clone who kills underlings and rants about creating a network "that would accomplish what hundreds of years of slavery, Jim Crow and malt liquor couldn't - the destruction of black people."

BET entertainment president Reggie Hudlin - once a "Boondocks" executive producer - is depicted as Dr. Lee-vil's Harvard-educated lieutenant whose bright idea is to steal five-year-old reality show ideas from MTV and graft them onto the BET brand.

'The Boondocks'

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Actor and comedian Robin Williams sits in a box before the start of the Yankees spring baseball game against the Pittsburgh Pirates at Legends Field in Tampa, Fla.,Thursday, March 13, 2008. Williams attended the game as a guest of comedian Billy Crystal, who played as designated hitter in the first inning of the game.
Photo by Kathy Willens
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Serious Shortcomings

FCC

A congressional study released on Thursday found serious shortcomings in the way the U.S. Federal Communications Commission handles complaints from consumers.

A study by the Government Accountability Office concluded that about 83 percent of the complaint investigations conducted by the FCC between 2003 and 2006 were closed without any enforcement action taken by the agency, and that it was impossible to determine why because the FCC did not collect enough data to follow up.

"Without an effective FCC enforcement program, consumers are left out in the cold," Edward Markey, chairman of the House subcommittee on telecommunications and the Internet, said after the report was issued.

According to the GAO, the FCC's enforcement bureau took enforcement action in 3,400 cases, or about 9 percent of the time. In another 32,200 cases, it said, the agency closed cases without taking action. In the remaining 3,200 cases, the GAO said, it was "not able to determine whether enforcement actions had been taken."

FCC

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Obama Ad Contest

MoveOn

Senator Barack Obama's advertising team is getting some friendly competition from film pros with some Oscar clout like Ben Affleck and Matt Damon.

The liberal group MoveOn.org, reprising a 2004 ad contest against President Bush, has enlisted the actors to help select an ad supporting Obama's campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination.

MoveOn plans to air the winning commercial on national television, but organizers hope the real benefit could come simply from media attention, Internet buzz and the star power behind it.

Also judging will be actor Steve Buscemi, film director Oliver Stone, singer songwriters Moby, Eddie Vedder and John Legend, civil rights leader Jesse Jackson and hip-hop entrepreneur Russell Simmons.

MoveOn

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In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Strikes Out

Billy Crystal

Billy Crystal better stick to his night job. The comedian, actor and Oscar presenter struck out in his new career as a baseball player Thursday - and promptly struck out as the New York Yankees' new leadoff man.

Wearing No. 60 a day before his 60th birthday, and cheered on by fellow funnyman Robin Williams, Crystal gave himself a chance in the first inning in his only at-bat.

Swinging late against Pittsburgh's Paul Maholm, Crystal bounced a chopper past first baseman Adam LaRoche that landed several feet foul. Crystal got ahead in the count 3-1, but then swung over a pair of 88 mph fastballs.

The crowd gave Crystal a standing ovation, and he raised his hand to salute the fans. Teammate-for-a-day Alex Rodriguez signaled Maholm, who tossed the ball toward the Yankees dugout for a souvenir.

Billy Crystal

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Musician Lou Reed gives the keynote at the SXSW Music Conference in Austin, Texas on Thursday, March 13, 2008.
Photo by Jack Plunkett
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'One Life to Live'

Snoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg is bringing some street cred to "One Life to Live."

The 36-year-old rapper will make an extended cameo on the ABC soap opera to perform two songs from his new album, "Ego Trippin'," at the Ultra Violet club in the town of Llanview, the network said Thursday.

"I've been a fan of `One Life to Live' since I was a baby," said Snoop, who's set to perform "Sensual Seduction" and "Life of Da Party."

"My momma always had it on the tube in tha crib growing up. The opportunity to change up the theme song and give it some of my flavor will make the show the Life of The Party."

Snoop Dogg

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Alzheimer's Fight

Terry Pratchett

Best-selling British author Terry Pratchett, who is battling Alzheimer's disease, has donated half a million pounds towards research into the debilitating brain disease, he said Thursday.

Pratchett, 59, whose fantastic fiction Discworld books have sold 55 million copies worldwide, said insufficient funds and the perception that Alzheimer's was a "fairly quiet" disease compared to cancer were stalling efforts to discover more about it.

Funding for Alzheimer's research in Britain was only about three percent of the amount spent on fighting cancer, he told BBC radio.

"If like me you have a rare variant the national health service really isn't set up to deal with you."

But he said low funding for Alzheimer's care and research "was not the fault of politicians, it's how we see the diseases."

Terry Pratchett

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Tax Dollars At Work

'Beyond Cruel'

In a stinging ruling, a Los Angeles federal judge said immigration officials' alleged decision to withhold a critical medical test and other treatment from a detainee who later died of cancer was "beyond cruel and unusual" punishment.

The decision from U.S. District Judge Dean Pregerson allows the family of Francisco Castaneda to seek financial damages from the government.

Castaneda, who suffered from penile cancer, died Feb. 16. Before his release from custody last year, the government had refused for 11 months to authorize a biopsy for a growing lesion, even though voluminous government records showed that several doctors said the test was urgently needed, given Castaneda's condition and a family history of cancer, Pregerson said.

Loyola Law School professor Laurie Levenson said the decision was legally significant and factually compelling. "This was not a detainee with a hangnail," she said. "You should not have to have your penis fall off to get medical treatment from the government."

'Beyond Cruel'

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Director and Producer George Lucas arrives for the showcase of Warner Bros' upcoming films at the ShoWest held at the Paris hotel and casino in Las Vegas on Thursday, March 13, 2008.
Photo by Jae C. Hong
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Testifies In Wiretap Case

Garry Shandling

Comedian Garry Shandling offered a rare glimpse into the seamy side of Hollywood on Thursday as he testified in the wiretapping and bribery trial of the so-called private eye to the stars, Anthony Pellicano.

Shandling, star of television's "The Larry Sanders Show," told a Los Angeles federal court jury that Pellicano was involved in a "spin campaign to assassinate my character" during a bitter lawsuit between Shandling and his former manager Brad Grey.

Grey, now CEO of Paramount Pictures, and Shandling are among witnesses, including movie executives and actors Sylvester Stallone, Chris Rock and Farrah Fawcett, who are expected to testify in a case that has kept Hollywood buzzing for more than five years.

Prosecutors say Grey's attorney hired Pellicano to investigate Shandling in 1999 after the comedian filed a $100 million lawsuit against Grey alleging his manager had cheated him out of earnings from "The Larry Sanders Show."

Prosecutors said Pellicano had a former police officer run background checks on Shandling, his personal assistant, his accountant and a friend. Grey made threatening phone calls and numerous inaccurate stories began appearing in the media, Shandling testified.

Garry Shandling

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Tour Marley Museum

Chuck & Camilla

Prince Charles and wife Camilla joined a group of Rastafarian musicians Wednesday for a drum session outside the old home of reggae great Bob Marley.

On a Caribbean tour to promote environmental protection, the royal couple were led through the home - now a museum honoring the late singer - by Marley's widow, Rita, and sons Robert and Rohan.

Charles and Camilla viewed memorabilia such as tour photos and a Gibson guitar favored by the singer, who rose to international stardom before dying of cancer at 36.

The royals are nearing the close of a five-island tour aboard a 246-foot yacht that boasts a hot tub, gym and 24-member crew.

Chuck & Camilla

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Five day-old newborn Komodo dragons are seen in Surabaya Zoo March 13, 2008. A zoo in Indonesia's second-largest city of Surabaya has succeeded in hatching Komodo dragons, the largest living species of lizard for a second time outside their natural habitat.
Photo by Sigit Pamungkas
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DNA Links To 6

Founding Mothers

Nearly all of today's Native Americans in North, Central and South America can trace part of their ancestry to six women whose descendants immigrated around 20,000 years ago, a DNA study suggests.

Those women left a particular DNA legacy that persists to today in about about 95 percent of Native Americans, researchers said.

The finding does not mean that only these six women gave rise to the migrants who crossed into North America from Asia in the initial populating of the continent, said study co-author Ugo Perego.

The women lived between 18,000 and 21,000 years ago, though not necessarily at exactly the same time, he said.

Founding Mothers

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Some Come Pre-Installed

Viruses

From iPods to navigation systems, some of today's hottest gadgets are landing on store shelves with some unwanted extras from the factory - pre-installed viruses that steal passwords, open doors for hackers and make computers spew spam.

Computer users have been warned for years about virus threats from downloading Internet porn and opening suspicious e-mail attachments. Now they run the risk of picking up a digital infection just by plugging a new gizmo into their PCs.

Recent cases reviewed by The Associated Press include some of the most widely used tech devices: Apple iPods, digital picture frames sold by Target and Best Buy stores and TomTom navigation gear.

In most cases, Chinese factories - where many companies have turned to keep prices low - are the source.

Viruses

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A packet of ham is displayed at Alimentaria trade show in Barcelona March 13, 2008. Food and drink manufacturers and distributors from around the world are showing their products at Alimentaria until March 14.
Photo by Albert Gea
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Get Elected - Get Rich

Congress

The personal wealth of members of the U.S. Congress has soared in recent years, leaving lawmakers on average far more well-to-do than most Americans as of 2006, said a study on Thursday.

The median net worth of senators was estimated at $1.7 million and House of Representatives members at $675,000, said the Center for Responsive Politics, a Washington watchdog group that monitors the influence of money on government.

The report said, "Members of Congress, who are now paid about $169,000 annually, saw their net worths soar 84 percent from 2004 to 2006, on average."

Only about one percent of all U.S. adults had a net worth exceeding $1 million around the same time, the center said.

Congress

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Cable Nielsens

Ratings

Rankings for the top 15 programs on cable networks as compiled by Nielsen Media Research for the week of March 3-9. Day and start time (EST) are in parentheses:

    1. "SpongeBob SquarePants" (Saturday, 10 a.m.), Nickelodeon, 3.85 million homes, 5.27 million viewers.
    2. College Basketball: North Carolina vs. Duke (Saturday, 8:57 p.m.), ESPN, 3.83 million homes, 5.61 million viewers.
    3. "Project Runway" (Wednesday, 10 p.m.), Bravo, 3.82 million homes, 5.18 million viewers.
    4. "SpongeBob SquarePants" (Saturday, 9:30 a.m.), Nickelodeon, 3.43 million homes, 4.58 million viewers.
    5. "SpongeBob SquarePants" (Monday, 5 p.m.), Nickelodeon, 3.36 million homes, 4.7 million viewers.
    6. "WWE Raw" (Monday, 10 p.m.), USA, 3.35 million homes, 5.06 million viewers.
    7. "WWE Raw" (Monday, 9 p.m.), USA, 3.33 million homes, 5.09 million viewers.
    8. "CNN Election Center" (Tuesday, 9 p.m.), CNN, 3.29 million homes, 4.42 million viewers.
    9. "SpongeBob SquarePants" (Friday, 5 p.m.), Nickelodeon, 3.29 million homes, 4.68 million viewers.
   10. "SpongeBob SquarePants" (Saturday, 9 a.m.), Nickelodeon, 3.19 million homes, 4.29 million viewers.
   11. "SpongeBob SquarePants" (Saturday, 11 a.m.), Nickelodeon, 3.17 million homes, 4.27 million viewers.
   12. "SpongeBob SquarePants" (Friday, 5:30 p.m.), Nickelodeon, 3.15 million homes, 4.76 million homes.
   13. "Back at the Barnyard" (Saturday, 10 a.m.), Nickelodeon, 3.11 million homes, 4.12 million viewers.
   14. "SpongeBob SquarePants" (Saturday, 11:30 a.m.), Nickelodeon, 3.09 million homes, 4.25 million viewers.
   15. "SpongeBob SquarePants" (Friday, 8 p.m.), Nickelodeon, 3.09 million homes, 4.42 million homes.

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A newly hatched kiwi chick is seen at the Smithsonian's National Zoo March, 7, 2008. The chick, whose sex has yet to be determined by DNA testing, is the third chick to hatch at the National Zoo. The first hatching occurred in 1975 and was the first to occur outside of New Zealand. Kiwis are endangered and extremely rare to see in captivity - only four zoos outside of New Zealand have successfully bred kiwis, and only three U.S. zoos exhibit them, including the National Zoo which has exhibited them since 1967.
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