BartCop Entertainment Archives - Wednesday, 16 May, 2007

Wednesday

16 May, 2007

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M Is FOR MASHUP - May 16th 2007

Reprocessing In Norge

By DJ Useo



Norwegian Recycling is a Nordic bootlegger occupying the western portion of the mixing spectrum in Europe, bordered by Pheugoo, Zamali & Schmolli. "I'm just a 23 year old boy from Norway who makes mashups," he maintains, but time will tell. Soon I predict he'll be a major mixer, or at least a year older. I've lost track of when I heard his work the first time, but I remember the track, it was a trance-remix of the RPG-game: Chrono Cross, with some Yasunori Mitsuda added to it, I said at the time "Just splendid. A big pleasure!"



Back in the ninth century Harald Fairhair gathered the small kingdoms into one with the Battle of Hafrsfjord. He ruled as the original king of a combined Norway. Today, Norwegian Recycling leads the current crop of home mixers after the Battle of YouTube. Having dazzled us with his popular cut "Be Like A Dosed Black Eyed Gary" (Black Eyed Peas vs Gary Jules vs 3 Doors Down vs Red Hot Chili Peppers), we all anxiously await his new pieces on baited breath. You'll invariably be greeted by A pop/boot gem like "How Six Songs Collide" which fulfills it's own title by combining aspects of Jason Mraz, Howie Day, Five For Fighting, Angela Ammons, Boyzone, & 3 Doors Down.



Now as if this wasn't already a good time, he has bootleg videos to go with many of his tracks. Even the ancient warriors of Norway never posted mashup videos! The images attached to his "Turn Off Bubba" (Nelly Furtado vs Bubba Sparxx) give it an added kick that gives good smile! "The Real Breathe" (Eminem vs Blu Cantrell w/Sean Paul) features cut-up imagery of the artists that has you digging the mash & craving to buy the source artists. You haven't had the full bootleg experience 'til you watch the film & hear the track simultaneously.



To satisfy his own creative impulses, Nor Rec, as I like to call him, delved further into multi-artist territory with his March track "8 Become 1", effectively combining 2 less than 10 tracks into a moving consolidation of Black Eyed Peas, Savage Garden, Maroon 5, James Blunt, Atomic Kitten, U2, Billie The Vision & The Dancers, & #8, Remy Zero, a cohesive whole that stays in your head in the best way. I heard this one in podcasts, online radio & even a mix, or 3.A perfect example of the more, the merrier, or, in this case, the Norse, the merrier.



Never one to get static, Norwegian Recycling currently has tracks out like "Sweet Mama O' Mine", a cut which succeeds at bringing together the Scissor Sisters & Guns 'n' Roses. His newest track is an exclusive found only on the SUMMER BOOTY bootleg compilation. Listeners are giving good feedback on the track, no doubt you'll fall under it's spell, too.


norwegianrecycling.multiply.com/
myspace.com/norwegianrecycling
youtube.com/cappapie
norwegianrecyclingg.blogspot.com/
summerbooty.com


Mix of the Week- Sly, the Donkey Wrangler to the Stars, has a bootleg set available of the very latest mashups, & remixes including The Who Boys, DJ Topcat & Petey Pauls. Not only does Sly have his finger on the pulse of mashups, but he puts out a swell mix together with great sound. Check out "Playing With Dynamite" by Sly at - sly.podomatic.com or sly-3.blogspot.com or myspace.com/mcdowell_3 or mcdowell3.multiply.com/.

Remember to always carry phonograph needles so you keep in the groove.

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MONICA GOODLING'S 'CHURCH CHATS' WITH DOJ APPLICANTS


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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Sanford Pinsker: Do I Feel a Wind Blowing or is it Just the Draft? (irascibleprofessor.com)
As we enter the fifth year of the war in Iraq, our military forces are being stretched to the breaking point. Many worry that extending current tours of duty will jeopardize morale and decrease combat effectiveness; still others wonder if it is time to give serious consideration to the prospect of reinstating a military draft.


PAUL KRUGMAN: Divided Over Trade (The New York Times)
Nothing divides Democrats like international trade policy. That became clear last week, when the announcement of a deal on trade between Democratic leaders and the Bush administration caused many party activists to accuse the leadership of selling out.


Bob Herbert: The Millions Left Out (The New York Times)
The United States may be the richest country in the world, but there are many millions - tens of millions - who are not sharing in that prosperity.


Michael Miner: Don't Blame the Fluff (chicagoreader.com)
Are Americans "distracted" from the news or do they just not want to hear it? Also: the passing of a pioneering gay publisher and editor.


Peter Wood: Exporting Idiocracy (amconmag.com)
Sending American-style education to China could stunt the dragon's rise.


Inigo Thomas: President Gore (lrb.co.uk)
Italy gives Gore Vidal a good vantage point on the U.S. "After all, I don't write about anything other than the fact of being American. I have no other subject"...


Fiona Morgan: Crisis for Honeybees -- and Our Food (indyweek.com)
Q & A with David Tarpy, entomology professor.


STEVEN MIKULAN: Paul Thomas: The auteur of sex (laweekly.com)
Depending on your view of pornography, director Paul Thomas is either the Ernst Lubitsch or the Mack Sennett of hardcore. With nearly 300 titles under his belt, he is Silicone Valley's premier porn director, an auteur who works out of Vivid Entertainment's Studio City headquarters.


Lina Lecaro: LA People: Perez Hilton (laweekly.com)
Perez is one of the most polarizing media figures since Howard Stern -- he even calls himself the "queen of all media."


Laura S. Washington: Curiosity and a Cat Named Studs (In These Times)
An interview with author Studs Terkel as he reaches his 95th birthday and gives a sneak preview of his memoir, Touch and Go.


Charles McGrath: Philip K. Dick: A pulp sci-fi writer finally wins respect (iht.com)
All his life the science fiction writer Philip K. Dick yearned for what he called the mainstream. He wanted to be a serious literary writer, not a sci-fi hack whose audience consisted, he once said, of "trolls and wackos." But Dick, who popped as many as 1,000 amphetamine pills a week, was also more than a little paranoid. In the early '70s, when he had finally achieved some standing among academic critics and literary theorists - most notably the Polish writer Stanislaw Lem - he narced on them all, writing a letter to the F.B.I. in which he claimed they were K.G.B. agents trying to take over American science fiction.


Cole Smithey: A Very Long Engagement: The Cannes Film Festival Turns 60 (Maui Time Weekly)
Round-the-clock screenings, celebrity interviews, crowded press conferences, elite parties, luxurious lunches, word-of-mouth buzz and chance encounters with icons of cinema fly by in a dizzying blur.


Portrait of the artist: Natasha Bedingfield, singer (guardian.co.uk)
'Yes, I've suffered for my art - I always wear high heels on stage'.


David Bruce: Wise Up: Problem-Solving (athensnews.com)
At one time, songs were expected to be short and radio DJs would not play long songs. The Righteous Brothers' great song "You've Lost That Loving Feeling" was 3 minutes and 45 seconds long, but Phil Spector insisted that the label on the single inaccurately say that the single was 3 minutes and 5 seconds long because he was afraid that DJs would not play the single if they knew how long it actually was.

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Jerry Falwell Quotations

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A MISERABLE

MAN DIED TODAY....HE MUST BE

IN A BETTER PLACE

zEN mAN
(true compassion is always put to the test by people like Jerry Falwell....what a pitiful legacy he has left behind...but don't forget....he has trained many fundamentalist foot soldiers.....is he really dead)

zEN mAN archives


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Cory!! Strode

Top Selling Trade Paperbacks

 1    300 HC    $30.00    DAR    8,726

Remember that movie 300 from a couple of months ago? Comics fans sure did and snapped up the hardcover making an 8 year old book the number one graphic novel in March. If you saw the movie, you know what to expect, but if you didn't hear anything about it, this is a retelling of the Battle of Thermopylae where 300 Spartans held off the entire Persian army long enough for word to be sent back to the Greek armies of the time to prepare for the invasion. This is a bit more historically accurate than the movie, but the main reason to buy it is for Miller's amazing visuals, which were faithfully recreated in the movie. One of Miller's best works, and an amazingly drawn comic. Highly recommended.


 2    NARUTO VOL 13     TP    $7.95    VIZ    6,287

This is another collection of the Japanese comics based on the Japanese animation series currently being run on Cartoon Network. For fans of the TV show only.


 3    EX MACHINA VOL 5 SMOKE SMOKE    TP (MR)    $12.99    DC    6,118

Ex Machina is one of the better series on the market currently, and tells the story of a minor super-hero who becomes the mayor of New York. Unlike a normal super-hero comic, the super-heroics are kept in the background as the series deals with civil rights, gay marriage, controversial art and other Hot Button issues a major city mayor would have to deal with. This well written book features a fascinating lead character who tries to do the right thing, but has to deal with the consequences of his actions more often than not. Highly recommended.


 4    SPIDER-MAN BIRTH OF VENOM    TP    $29.99    MAR    5,256

Venom is one the more popular Marvel characters who I have NEVER warmed up to. Featured prominently in the current Spider-Man movie, this trade paperback gives the character's origin and early stories and shows just how haphazard the early stories of the character were. If you liked the Spider-Man movie, there are much better trades than this to pick up.


 5    NEW AVENGERS VOL 4 COLLECTIVE    TP    $14.99    MAR    5,079

The New Avengers has been a reworking of the idea of the super-hero team, and works best in trade paperback form. This story follows up on a loose end from the big "House of M" crossover from 2 years ago, and while you don't need to have read it, the story certainly works better if you have. The characters and dialogue are interesting, and it is one of the better written super-hero series on the market. However, for casual readers, there's a LOT of stuff where you need to know back story that just isn't included in this volume. Mildly recommended for casual readers but highly recommended for long-term fans.


 6    STAR WARS BOBA FETT VOL 1 MAN WITH A MISSION    TP     $12.95    DAR    4,854

Boba Fett is one of the most beloved characters in the Star Wars movies, even though he only has a couple of lines of dialogue. This trade reprints four of the One Shot stories created when the Star Wars comics were a lot more popular. They read like above average fan-fiction and do very little to bring something new to the admittedly bare bones character. If you're a Star Wars fan, you'll want this, but for most readers it's just another tie-in story.


 7    DEATH NOTE VOL 10    TP    $7.99    VIZ    4,677

Another Japanese comic I don't read. Even with my new job, I don't have the money to buy everything. Sorry.


 8    ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR VOL 7 GOD WAR    TP    $16.99    MAR    4,532

Coming off of Mark Millar's final story on the series, anything would be a disappointment, but this is more than just a letdown. New writer Mike Carey puts together a story that is confusing, introduces a foursome of new villains who have no motivation other than being a new antagonist for the Fantastic Four. A major disappointment after the incredibly good Volume 6.


 9    FAFHRD & GRAY MOUSER    TP    $19.95    DAR    4,250

This one really surprises me. Reprinting a mini-series from the early 90's that didn't sell well, featuring two fantasy novel characters who have been out of print for the last 10 - 15 years and are now having their novels reprinted by a VERY small publisher. Now, don't get me wrong, this is a great trade with beautiful art by Hellboy creator and main artist Mike Mignola, and a faithful script by Howard Chaykin, and I am VERY happy to have it in a nice book for my bookshelf, but I'm surprised it had sales this good. If you like fantasy at all, this is a must-read book. Highly recommended.


10    WARCRAFT VOL 3    GN (Of 3)    $9.99    TKP    4,121

The last of three trade paperbacks reprinting Japanese comics based on the computer game. Not based on "World of Warcraft" but the strategy game that I've never played. My 18 year old son grew up on the game and still thinks of it as his favorite computer game of all time. I asked him what he thought of it and he said, "meh, I can take it or leave it."


Cory!! Strode has been reviewing comics longer than the world wide web has been around, and also writes essays, commentary, jokes for comedians and a news parody called the Weekly News Update that has just celebrated it's tenth anniversary. You can see all of it at www.solitairerose.com.

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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

"THANK GOD AND GREYHOUND HE'S GONE!"

"THE ENEMY OF OUR ENEMY IS OUR FRIEND."

THE SCUM THAT RUNS OUR COUNTRY!

THE MAN THAT COMBS HIS HAIR WITH SPIT!

FLUSH THIS TURD!

REPUG PIGS AT THE TROUGH!

IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN A CANDLE YOU DUMB FUCKING ASSHOLE!

THE PIG IS DEAD! LONG LIVE THE PIG!

AND THE JESUS FREAK BEAT GOES ON!

THE WAR CZAR! WHAT'S NEXT? THE CONCENTRATION CAMP CZAR?

HONEY. I SHRUNK THE CHURCH!

THE NAZI ARGUMENT!

THE SALES PITCH!

FUCK THE POLAR BEARS!

DEAR ALBERTO


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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

May gray til noon, and a sunny, cool afternoon.


Tonight, Wednesday:

CBS starts the night with a FRESH 'The Price Is Right Million Dollar Spectacular', followed by a FRESH 'Criminal Minds', then a FRESH 'CSI: The 3rd One'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Ricky Gervais, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Mavis Staples, and a Top Ten List presented by Bob Barker.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Bob Barker, Elizabeth Banks, and Modest Mouse.

NBC opens the night with a FRESH 'Thank God You're Here', followed by a FRESH 'Crossing Jordan', then a FRESH 'Medium'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Lindsay Lohan, baker Marjorie Johnson, and Gretchen Wilson.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are Rebecca Romijn, Donald Faison, and Silversun Pickups.
Scheduled on a FRESH Carson Daly is Joss Stone.

ABC begins the night with a RERUN 'Jim', followed by a FRESH 'Note From The Underbelly', then a RERUN 'Jim', followed by a RERUN 'Notes From The Underbelly', then a FRESH 'Lost'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel are Sarah Silverman, Jerry Ferrara, and Avril Lavigne.

The CW offers a FRESH 'America's Next Top Model', followed by a FRESH 'One Tree Hill'.

Faux has a FRESH 'Bones', followed by a FRESH 'American Idol'.

MY has 'Anna Nicole Smith: Centerfold Revisited', folowed by 'Britney Spears: A Pop Idol Exposed'.

A&E has 'CSI: The 2nd One', another 'CSI: The 2nd One', 'The Sopranos', and more 'The Sopranos'.

AMC offers the movie 'Patriot Games', followed by the movie 'Black Dog', then a FRESH 'Hustle', followed by the movie 'Gothika'.

BBC  -   
 [12:00 PM]    Gordon Ramsay's F Word - Episode 7;
 [1:00 PM]    What Not To Wear - Ep. 5 Claire;
 [1:30 PM]    What Not To Wear - Ep. 6 Matthew;
 [2:00 PM]    The Weakest Link - Episode 47;
 [3:00 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 9;
 [3:30 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 11;
 [4:00 PM]    Changing Rooms - Ep. 5 Buxton;
 [4:30 PM]    Changing Rooms - Ep. 6 Chessington;
 [5:00 PM]    Footballers Wive$ - Episode 5;
 [6:00 PM]    The Weakest Link - Episode 48;
 [7:00 PM]    BBC World News - BBC World News;
 [7:30 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 5;
 [8:00 PM]    How Not To Decorate - Episode 2;
 [9:00 PM]    Perfect Housewives - Episode 2;
 [10:00 PM]    Footballers Wive$ - Episode 6;
 [11:00 PM]    How Not To Decorate - Episode 2;
 [12:00 AM]    Perfect Housewives - Episode 2;
 [1:00 AM]    Footballers Wive$ - Episode 6;
 [2:00 AM]    The Weakest Link - Episode 47;
 [3:00 AM]    Gordon Ramsay's F Word - Episode 1;
 [4:00 AM]    Gordon Ramsay's F Word - Episode 2;
 [5:00 AM]    Gordon Ramsay's F Word - Episode 3;
 [6:00 AM]    BBC World News - BBC World News.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has all 'Shear Genius' all night.

Comedy Central has 'Scrubs', another 'Scrubs', last night's 'Jon Stewart', last night's 'Colbert Report', 'Reno 911!', 'South Park', another 'South Park', and 'Halfway Home'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Don Rickles.
Scheduled on a FRESH Colbert Report is Howard Dean.

FX has the movie 'The Transporter', followed by the movie 'Alien Vs. Predator'.

History has all 'Modern Marvels' all night.

IFC  -   
 [07:20 AM]    This So-Called Disaster;
 [08:50 AM]    Seven And a Match;
 [10:35 AM]    Kingdom Come;
 [12:10 PM]    This So-Called Disaster;
 [01:40 PM]    Seven And a Match;
 [03:25 PM]    The Grandfather;
 [05:55 PM]    This So-Called Disaster;
 [07:25 PM]    Girls Town;
 [09:00 PM]    Garden State;
 [10:50 PM]    Pieces of April;
 [12:15 AM]    Red Bull Ride to the Hills;
 [12:45 AM]    Garden State;
 [02:30 AM]    Pieces of April;
 [03:55 AM]    Red Bull Ride to the Hills;
 [04:25 AM]    The Bridge.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has all 'Ghost Hunters' all night.

Sundance  -   
 [04:00 AM]    Sir! No Sir!;
 [06:00 AM]    Going All the Way;
 [07:00 AM]    Ballets Russes;
 [09:00 AM]    The Other Side of the Street;
 [11:00 AM]    Trudell;
 [12:00 PM]    El Cielito;
 [02:00 PM]    Going All the Way;
 [04:00 PM]    The Other Side of the Street;
 [06:00 PM]    Episode 1: Divided Kingdom;
 [07:00 PM]    Arrowhead;
 [07:00 PM]    Father and Son;
 [09:00 PM]    Episode 2: Didn't Mean To;
 [09:00 PM]    The Mysterious Geographic Explorations of Jasper Morello;
 [10:00 PM]    The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things;
 [11:00 PM]    A Different War;
 [12:00 AM]    Episode 5;
 [12:00 AM]    Episode 5: Paul Simon + Lorne Michaels;
 [01:00 AM]    The Devil Came from Akasava;
 [02:00 AM]    Koma;
 [04:00 AM]    The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things.    (ALL TIMES EDT)


TCM
 [6:00 AM]      Law Of The Underworld (1938);
 [7:00 AM]      The Finger Points (1931);
 [8:30 AM]      Baby Face Harrington (1935);
 [9:45 AM]      Lady Scarface (1942);
 [11:00 AM]      The Doorway To Hell (1930);
 [12:30 PM]      Special Agent (1935);
 [2:00 PM]      The Beast Of The City (1932);
 [3:30 PM]      The Secret Six (1931);
 [5:00 PM]      G-Men (1935);
 [6:30 PM]      Brother Orchid (1940);
 [8:00 PM]      Bienvenue Cannes (2007);
 [9:30 PM]      The Cranes Are Flying (1957);
 [11:15 PM]      Bienvenue Cannes (2007);
 [12:45 AM]      Blow-Up (1966);
 [2:45 AM]      Viridiana (1961);
 [4:30 AM]      The Conversation (1974).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Thursday  -  05/17/07

TCM
 [6:30 AM]      Here Comes Carter (1936);
 [7:30 AM]      Tomorrow The World (1944);
 [9:00 AM]      The Hurricane (1937);
 [11:00 AM]      Tarzan, The Ape Man (1932);
 [1:00 PM]      A Yank At Oxford (1938);
 [3:00 PM]      Maisie Was A Lady (1941);
 [4:30 PM]      Where Danger Lives (1950);
 [6:00 PM]      Hannah and Her Sisters (1986);
 [8:00 PM]      The Mystery of Picasso (1958)    [AKA: 'Le Mystère Picasso'];
 [9:30 PM]      The Clay Bird (2002);
 [11:15 PM]      Never On Sunday (1960);
 [1:00 AM]      Crossfire (1947);
 [2:30 AM]      Lili (1953);
 [4:00 AM]      Alfie (1966).    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Oral historian Studs Terkel is seen during an interview at his home on Tuesday, May 15, 2007, in Chicago. The Pulitzer Prize-winning writer, who turns 95 on Wednesday, became famous for allowing thousands of ordinary people to tell their own stories about how they got through the Great Depression, World War II and even their own work day and what they thought about everything from race to dying.
Photo by Charles Rex Arbogast
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Concert To Raise Money

King Memorial

Quincy Jones, Russell Simmons and Tommy Hilfiger are among those spearheading a concert to raise money to build a memorial to The Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. on the National Mall.

The Dream Concert will be held Sept. 18 at Radio City Music Hall in New York City, the memorial fund announced Tuesday. Performers will be announced in the coming weeks.

The memorial is slated for a space on the Tidal Basin between the Lincoln and Jefferson memorials. It will include a sculpture of King and 14 quotations from the slain civil rights leader. The memorial is scheduled to be completed in 2008.

Producers Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis will serve as artistic directors for the fundraising concert. Also lending support as members of the event's host committee are Muhammad Ali, Angela Bassett, Jamie Foxx, Whoopi Goldberg and Michael Jordan, among others.

King Memorial

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Jane Krakowski (L) and Taye Diggs announce the nominees for the 2007 Tony Awards in New York May 15, 2007.
Photo by Jeff Zelevansky
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Tops Maxim `Hot 100' List

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan rules. According to Maxim magazine, at least this month, she's the hottest woman in the world.

Jessica Alba had to settle with the No. 2 on the list, which is in the magazine hitting stands Saturday. She's followed, in order, by Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Biel, Ali Larter, Eva Mendes, Rihanna, Eva Longoria, Fergie, Sienna Miller, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce Knowles and Katherine Heigl.

Celebrity sisters Ashlee and Jessica Simpson are on the list at No. 16 and No. 41, respectively. Ashley Olsen, half of the mogul acting twins, placed 37th, while sister Mary-Kate didn't make the cut.

Lindsay Lohan

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XM Suspends For 30 Days

Opie & Anthony

XM Satellite Radio suspended shock jocks Opie and Anthony for 30 days Tuesday, one week after they aired crude sex comments about Condoleezza Rice, Laura Bush and Queen Elizabeth II and one day after they made light of the incident in their broadcast.

"Comments made by Opie and Anthony on yesterday's broadcast put into question whether they appreciate the seriousness of the matter," Washington-based XM said in a statement. "The management of XM Radio decided to suspend Opie and Anthony to make clear that our on-air talent must take seriously the responsibility that creative freedom requires of them."

Opie and Anthony, who last week apologized for the sex comments, struck a more defensive tone on Monday's broadcast. They lamented the state of radio and what they perceived as excessive reactions to comments made by themselves and other radio disc jockeys.

A spokesman for XM Satellite Radio Holdings Inc. declined to say whether Opie and Anthony would be paid during their suspension, calling it a contractual matter.

Opie & Anthony

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Promises Striptease

Sophia Loren

A striptease by 72-year-old actress Sophia Loren could be one of the more outrageous ways that Napoli fans will celebrate if the team are promoted to the Italian top flight this season.

Loren, a movie sex siren from the 1950s and 1960s, is a big fan of the Naples club who have fallen on hard times since winning their first Italian championship 20 years ago.

"I hope that Napoli win these last few games. You watch if we go up I will do a striptease," she told Gazzetta dello Sport in an interview on Tuesday. "The fans have a total passion, the city deserves promotion."

Sophia Loren

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Gabe Kling of the U.S. surfs in Round 4 of the Billabong Pro Tahiti ASP World Tour surfing competition in Teahupoo, Tahiti, May 13, 2007.
Photo by Joseba Etxaburu
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Statue Vandalized

Little Mermaid

Copenhagen's famed Little Mermaid statue was covered with paint by vandals, the second time it has been defaced since March.

Tourists flocked to the landmark Tuesday to take snapshots of the bronze statue, whose face, left arm and lap had been doused with red paint.

A wooden picture frame sat next to the statue, with the word "AV" - Danish for "ouch" - written in green.

Little Mermaid

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Vidiot Speak
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Bud Busted In Florida

David Faustino

David Faustino, the actor who played Bud Bundy on the TV series "Married with Children," was arrested on marijuana and disorderly intoxication charges.

Police allegedly spotted Faustino, 33, and his wife Andrea, 31, at an intersection late Friday night. Faustino reportedly tried to climb out the car window, then opened the door.

The actor then allegedly tried to walk away when police confronted the couple. The officer smelled alcohol on Faustino's breath and found a plastic bag with a gram of marijuana in his pocket, police said.

David Faustino

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A dog suckles Puma and Badger cubs in the zoo of the Siberian city of Krasnoyarsk May 15, 2007.
Photo by Ilya Naymushin
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Pleads Guilty

Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone pleaded guilty Tuesday to two charges of importing banned substances into Australia, saying he takes the muscle-building drugs for a medical condition and didn't know he was breaking the law.

"I made a terrible mistake, not because I was attempting to deceive anyone, but I was simply ignorant to your official rules," the 60-year-old actor said in a letter to Sydney Local Court.

"Years ago I was diagnosed with a condition and my doctors prescribed human growth hormone and testosterone for its treatment. Under medical supervision I have continued to use both medications," he said.

Sylvester Stallone

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Resignation Letter Remains Hidden

Rumsfeld

The Bush administration is keeping a tight hold on Donald Rumsfeld's resignation letter nearly five months after the former defense secretary and Iraq war manager stepped down.

The Pentagon says it does not have a copy, and the White House office likely to hold the letter is not subject to the law that allows the public to seek release of government documents, the Freedom of Information Act or FOIA .

Pentagon spokesmen refused to release the letter in November 2006, when Rumsfeld resigned after Republicans' stinging election defeat. They told reporters to file FOIA requests for the letter.

Rumsfeld

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Freedom On The March

No Photos

Police fired warning shots in the air at the scene of a double bombing Tuesday, enforcing an order banning news photographers and TV camera operators from filming the aftermath of deadly bombings.

The Iraqi government said it decided last weekend to keep photographers and camera crews away from blast sites to prevent them from damaging forensic evidence. Media groups feared the order was aimed at preventing scenes of horrific carnage from being broadcast around the world.

The ban got its first test Tuesday, when a pair of bombs hidden in plastic bags exploded in two shops selling CDs and cigarettes in Tayaran Square in central Baghdad. Police said at least seven people were killed and 17 wounded.

News photographers and cameraman rushed to the scene only to be turned away by Iraqi police, who fired warning shots in the air to disperse the crowds.

No Photos

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Sat On Review Boards

VA Bonus Winners

Nearly two dozen officials who received hefty performance bonuses last year at the Veterans Affairs Department also sat on the boards charged with recommending the payments.

Documents obtained by The Associated Press raise questions of conflicts of interest or appearances of conflicts in connection with the bonuses, some of which went to senior officials involved in crafting a budget that came up $1.3 billion short and jeopardized veterans' health care.

The documents show that 21 of 32 officials who were members of VA performance review boards received more than half a million dollars in payments themselves.

VA Bonus Winners

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Warrant Suspended

Richard Gere

India's Supreme Court temporarily suspended Tuesday an arrest warrant for actor Richard Gere, who was wanted for allegedly breaking public obscenity laws by kissing Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty.

The court suspended all legal proceedings against the pair until it decides on the proper jurisdiction for the case.

The case has grabbed headlines, although the allegations have failed to stir any wider outrage among Indians, most of whom have responded with either mocking bemusement or utter indifference.

Richard Gere

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Settles Lawsuits

Tom Sizemore

Actor Tom Sizemore has settled lawsuits brought against him by State Farm Insurance and his former girlfriend, one-time Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss.

Papers filed in Superior Court on Friday said that resolutions were reached in both cases.

The terms were not disclosed.

Tom Sizemore

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A naturalist, Shyamantaram Phukon, holds a slow loris, an endangered species, which he recovered from villagers who caught it for meat at the Rani reserve forest, in Gauhati, India,Tuesday, May 15, 2007. The slow loris, the name given because of slow pace of its strides has no tail, is pygmy sized and sports two beautiful and large eyes but a toxic bite . The lorises belong to the ancient primate suborder Prosimii ('before apes') and are thus informally referred to as prosimians. This group split from the ape line long long ago and has been evolving separately ever since. The animal will be handed over to the zoo authorities Tuesday.
PHoto by Anupam Nath
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Verdict In Dispute

'Sahara'

A jury determined Tuesday that adventure author Clive Cussler breached his contract and ordered him to pay $5 million to the production company that turned his novel "Sahara" into a box-office flop.

The complex ruling left open the possibility that Cussler could end up pocketing more than he pays out. Jurors said Superior Court Judge John P. Shook should determine whether Crusader Entertainment, since renamed Bristol Bay Productions, must pay Cussler about $8 million for the screen rights to a second book.

An attorney for Crusader said his client shouldn't have to pay Cussler, in light of the verdict. "We clearly don't want the rights to the second film," Marvin Putnam said.

Jurors heard 14 weeks of testimony and deliberated for eight days in the multimillion-dollar dispute between Cussler and the company over the 2005 action-adventure film. They finally decided Cussler had breached an "implied covenant of good faith" and inflated book sales when dealing with Crusader.

'Sahara'

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Yard Sale Find

Painting

A rare Canadian landscape painting has gone from a table at an Ontario yard sale to attracting the attention of art connoisseurs across the country - and will go a long way towards the future education of an unborn child.

A painting by British Columbia artist E.J. Hughes will come under the hammer next week at Heffel Fine Auction House, six years after it was first found at a rural Ontario yard sale by an enterprising art collector.

The painting, originally purchased for $200 cash, is expected to fetch more than $100,000 at auction.

Painting

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Prime-Time Nielsens

Ratings

Prime-Time viewership numbers compiled by Nielsen Media Research for May 7-13. Listings include the week's ranking, with viewership for the week and season-to-date rankings in parentheses. An "X" in parentheses denotes a one-time-only presentation.

    1. (1) "American Idol" (Wednesday), Fox, 28.2 million viewers.
    2. (1) "American Idol" (Tuesday), Fox, 25.47 million viewers.
    3. (6) "House," Fox, 21.36 million viewers.
    4. (6) "Grey's Anatomy" ABC, 19.58 million viewers.
    5. (5) "Dancing With the Stars" (Monday), ABC, 19.44 million viewers.
    6. (4) "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation," CBS, 18.75 million viewers.
    7. (10) "CSI: Miami," CBS, 17.18 million viewers.
    8. (12) "Dancing With the Stars Results" (Tuesday), ABC, 16.86 million viewers.
    9. (9) "Desperate Housewives," ABC, 16.13 million viewers.
   10. (16) "Without a Trace," CBS, 14.31 million viewers.
   11. (19) "NCIS," CBS, 13.88 million viewers.
   12. (16) "Survivor: Fiji," CBS, 13.76 million viewers.
   13. (X) "Survivor: Fiji Finale," CBS, 13.63 million viewers.
   14. (38) "King of Queens," CBS, 13.42 million viewers.
   15. (16) "Two and a Half Men," CBS, 13.27 million viewers.
   16. (22) "Criminal Minds," CBS, 12.92 million viewers.
   17. (23) "CSI: NY," CBS, 12.83 million viewers.
   18. (15) "Lost," ABC, 12.11 million viewers.
   19. (38) "Brothers and Sisters," ABC, 11.61 million viewers.
   20. (X) "Survivor: Fiji Reunion," CBS, 11.43 million viewers.

Ratings

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In this photo released by China's Xinhua News Agency, a golden monkey feeds its baby watermelon at a zoo of Jinan, capital of east China's Shandong Province, Monday, May 14, 2007.
Photo by Lu Chuanquan
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