Bartcop Entertainment News - Tuesday, 21 August, 2001

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Tuesday

21 August, 2001


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Who’s Going to Hell This Week?

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by Helen A. Handbasket

Helen


WHO’S GOING TO HELL THIS WEEK?
August 20, 2001
The government plan to move fetal research overseas is working better than expected. Look for cheap Taiwanese knock-off stem-cell lines to hit the streets any day now.
- Helen -
10. People with immune system disorders will be picketing Disney's new film "Bubble Boy" claiming it makes fun of them, but it'll be real easy to knock the signs out of their hands.
9. Stick a fork in Chandra Leavy, her story's done. Blame it on the Hell's Angels, and I DO mean the motorcycle club.
8. Will the Queen mother allow Prince Charles to finally wed Camilla Parker-Bowles? Not if Dale Earnhardt has anything to say about it.
7. Joan Rivers' dog Spike is dying, finally ending Jack Ruby's 18 years of torture as her beloved pet.
6. Chinese companies are helping Iraq upgrade their air defense system just as archeologists are digging up the grave of Genghis Khan. Coincidence? I don't think so.
5. Despite rumors that Richard Gere will be making "Planet of the Gerbils," the papers have NOT been signed.
4. Will Sony Pictures be sued by the state of Oregon for citing phony critics in newspaper ads? Not if Ashley Judd has eloped with Carrot Top.
3. The Red Hot Chili Peppers are saying they canceled their tour of Israel because of Palestinian suicide bombings, but it was really to get Jamaica to legalize marijuana. Way to go, Chili Peppers!
2. Why is Ohio inmate John W. Byrd Jr. insisting he be executed with an electric chair rather than lethal injection? So "American Pie 2" will break $100 million.
And the number one person going to hell this week?
1. China has got seven years before the Olympics to do something about the widespread national habit of spitting on the floor in public, not to mention beating dissidents to a bloody pulp.

Personal to Al Gore: It brings out the animal in you.
Personal to Barbara Bush: Shave it.
Arithmetic from Hell
42 wildfires divided by 10 different western states times 500,000 acres plus 5 million cars recalled by Ford minus Tiger Woods' $100 million dollar endorsement deal with Nike divided by his current place in the PGA Championship divided by 8 out 10 Yale University colleges named after slave owners equals your personal 1 in 80 million shot at winning $128 million in Powerball times the income that Blockbuster Video derives from late fees minus 75 dead in a Philippine hotel fire plus 15 million Americans with asthma divided by the amount of children going back to school this week on Ritalin plus the 30 pounds Rev. Al Sharpton lost in prison
Internet Site from Hell
http://www.house.gov/gcondit/intern_opportunities.htm
Quiz from Hell
Which is the right presidential quote?
a) "Israelis and Palestinians aren't doing enough to end the fighting."
b) "Well duh."
Country Song from Hell
ARTIFICIAL PAIN
You said that you would love me
In sickness and in health
You said that you were not concerned with my enormous wealth
I fell down right in front of you
When I had my heart attack
But since the doctors let me go you will not take me back
Now I've got artificial pain in my artificial heart
because my love won't repossess my favorite body part
They say it'll kill me if I let my feelings flow
Darling I can't think of any better way to go
My cornea's transplanted and my septum's made of plastic
My hair is someone else's and my colon? It's elastic
I haven't got a body part that I can call my own
Darling that's a poor excuse for cheating with my clone
I've got artificial pain in my artificial heart
because you haven't got the nerve to finish what you start
They say that it'll kill me if I let my feelings flow
Darling I can't think of any better way to go
I've got artificial pain in my artificial heart
Artificial pain in my artificial heart
WHAT?
You missed some of Helen's Columns?
Read them all at gossipfromhell

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Alex's Entertainment News

Alex
The producers of the Oscar-winning Roman epic "Gladiator" are toying with an idea of 
a prequel.  Russell Crowe may be asked to reprise his role.  No decisions have been 
made as of right now.  


"American Pie 2" held strong in the box office, finishing up in the top spot again.  
"Rush Hour 2", in its 3rd week is also going strong, finishing up number 2.  New 
comedy "Rat Race" took the 3rd spot, with "The Others" and "The Princess Diaries" 
taking 4th and 5th respectively.  


U2's Bono flies back after each show to be by his father's bedside, who is dying of 
cancer.  More on this story here: Bono.


Fox has decided to make a "Baywatch" movie.  "Baywatch Blast" is currently in 
development and will star such Baywatch veterans as David Hasselhoff, Gena Lee Nolin, 
Yasmine Bleeth, Carment Electra and Traci Bingham.  Pamela Anderson has not 
confirmed if she will appear.  


On a personal note, today August 19th marks the 10-year anniversary of the Coup by 
Communists that eventually led to a collapse of the USSR.  For 3 days, August 19 
through August 21, the whole country was in limbo.  For more information on those 
horrible days (and believe me, I lived there, they were horrible) you can read my 
page: My Story or Alex 2.


 ~Alex

Visit Alex's site at Alex's Place

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NEW!

Bartcop Astrology

Check it out at BC Astrology.

Have you ever checked out Robert Johnson's or Andres Segovia's horoscope?

Pretty cool stuff!

(To read Buzzcook's riff, see bcEntertainment (7/31/01)).

Cutting to the chase, here is Buzzcook's list of guitar gods:

Chick Webb

Robert Johnson

Albert King

John Lee Hooker
Hell if you don't already know John Lee, no link will save ya.

Joe Pass

Django Reinhardt

Andres Segovia

Mr. Guitar

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TV News

'The West Wing' Season Premiere Update

The West Wing
The network's season premiere of ``The West Wing'' on Sept. 19 will be preceded by 
a one-hour behind-the-scenes special at pResident Bush's White House. 

With Tom Brokaw as host, the NBC News program is the latest installment of ``day in 
the life'' White House specials that NBC has done dating back to President Nixon. 
What makes this one unusual is how it's being paired and promoted with an 
entertainment series about a fictional White House. 

``It makes good sense to pair them up,'' said NBC News spokeswoman Barbara Levin on 
Monday. 

``This isn't a bad way to get people to see what's going on in the West Wing,'' said 
Robert Lichter, a media critic for the Center for Media and Public Affairs. ``It 
used to be that television networks used real news to get into the fantasy, now it 
uses the fantasy to get into the reality.'' 

In a world where ABC News aired an interview with former President Clinton conducted 
by actor Leonardo DiCaprio, NBC's decision isn't that unusual, Lichter said. 

``At least NBC doesn't have Martin Sheen interviewing George W. Bush,'' he said. 

To read the whole appalling story, A President & A pResident

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GOP To Party Down

Katherine Harris To Be Feted

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Page Six.com is reporting " Fun-loving conservatives can party with some of the 
right wing's biggest names at the Labor Day Restoration Weekend at the Broadmoor 
resort in Colorado Springs. Founded six years ago by writer David Horowitz as an 
answer to the liberal-fest Renaissance Weekend, this year's event features such 
guests as Sen. Fred Thompson, Rep. Bob Barr and author/lawyer Ann Coulter. Florida 
Secretary of State Katherine Harris will receive the "Annie Taylor Award" for her 
grace under media fire. Taylor, lest you forget, was the first woman to go over 
Niagara Falls in a barrel. " 

To read the whole story, Fred & Bob


I love to 'google' things - Seems Annie Taylor was the first person to go over 
Niagara Falls in a barrel.  She was also the first woman to survive the trip.

She died destitute, living on the streets, 20 years later.


To read more about this remarkable former school teacher, visit Annie Taylor

To read about Annie Taylor, and a lot of other Daredevils, Daredevils Hall of Fame


Annie & Her Barrel

Annie Taylor & Her Barrel

And, At This Point, I Gotta Ask...

Does anyone else remember when the 'Bohemian Grove' would have been mentioned as the 'question' that the 'Renaissance Weekend' was answering?

~~M.

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Music News

Louis Armstrong's Cornet To Auction

Louis Armstrong
The cornet on which Louis Armstrong learned to play as a child is hitting the 
Internet auction block. 

The horn had been on display at the Louisiana State Museum from the late 1970s until 
the mid-1990s. It was on loan from owner George Finola, who died in December. The 
instrument is being sold by his estate. 

Sotheby's predicts it will bring up to $100,000 when it is auctioned on the Internet 
Oct. 1-15. 

To read the whole story, Louis Armstrong's Cornet

For more information on the auction, Sotheby's 

For more information on Louis Armstrong, Satchmo.com

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BartCop TV Is Here!

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The 'Vidiot', has updated, again!

There is even more to check!

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An amazing amount of information, on an amazing variety of TV shows, thanks 
to our Vidiot.

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Radio News

Rock Journalists Admit Making Up Reviews


The revelations come in the Edinburgh Festival Fringe show, 'Lloyd Cole Knew My 
Father', which blows the lid on the world of rock journalism. 

In the show, Quantick tells how he once reviewed three gigs in a week but only heard 
three songs at one of the shows. 

He missed a Fine Young Cannibals gig after a date mix-up, gave his friends his 
tickets to see Blue Oyster Cult, and got bored of the Elton John show so left after 
three songs. He made up reviews of all three shows. 

Fellow critic Andrew Collins, who also appears in the Edinburgh show, revealed that 
he was once sent a gift-wrapped box of feces by The Levellers following a bad 
review of one of their albums. 

For the whole story, Let's Make Up A Review 

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More 'Manhunt'...

Player Petitions Colin's Son


All this newfound publicity could push Manhunt into 110th place in the Nielsen 
ratings. 
    
The fallout continues for Paramount Television and its little-watched UPN "reality" 
series Manhunt, as a former contestant has filed a complaint with the FCC over 
charges that producers misled contestants and manipulated the outcome. 

Jacqueline Kelly, a 36-year-old business consultant who was first to get booted off 
the show, sent a letter Friday to the Federal Communications Commission asking it to 
look into claims that Manhunt broke federal game-show laws. 

"Additional footage, primarily first-person testimonials, was shot after the show 
completed its initial production in Hawaii to enhance production values," the 
network said. "In addition, a disclaimer aired in the program credits stating that 
'This program includes dramatic scenes intended for entertainment purposes only.'" 

Lance, who previously had been investigating Stacey Stillman's claims against 
Survivor, first reported the allegations last week on his Website, 
www.thestingray.net (See below).  He claims that scenes from Manhunt were scripted 
and re-shot in a Los Angeles park, and that producers indirectly threatened to 
withhold prize money from contestants if they didn't participate in the new scenes. 

For all the manipulation charges directed at Manhunt, you'd think the folks in 
charge could've fabricated some better television. So far, most viewers have shunned 
Manhunt--the Friday-night series sits in 120th place in the Nielsen rankings and 
averages just 1.5 million viewers. 

For those keeping score at home, that's the worst performance of any first-run show 
on the major networks--and even crummier than nine other shows on the PAX network. 

Meanwhile, just three episodes of the series remain, and UPN was mulling whether to 
pull the show or just let it air. 

To read the latest chapter in this sordid tale, More Manhunt

To read the investigators report, with pictures, The StingRay

To follow the BartCop Entertainment tracking of this story, see bc Ent (8/17/01)

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Cartooning News

Museum Of Cartoon Art Must Move


The International Museum of Cartoon Art will leave South Florida because of 
increasing debts, a looming mortgage payment and a shortage of paying visitors. 

The $3.8 million building at the south end of Mizner Park will be put up for sale to 
pay off the museum's $2 million debt and preserve its collection of more than 
200,000 pieces of comic strips, editorial cartoons and other works, its officers 
said last week. 

The museum, aided by money from the Hearst Foundation, will stay in Mizner Park 
until the building is sold, founder Mort Walker told the South Florida Sun-Sentinel 
in Fort Lauderdale in last Friday's editions. 

It's looking at several locations for a new home, including New York or Connecticut, 
said Walker, creator of the Beetle Bailey comic strip. 

He said the museum had expected to attract about 250,000 visitors annually, but the 
most it drew in one year was 70,000. 

Walker founded the museum in Connecticut in 1972. It was moved to Boca Raton in 1990 
from Rye Brook, N.Y., and opened in 1996. 

``It breaks my heart to sell this beautiful building,'' Walker said in a statement. 
``However, in the real world, cold financial facts take precedence over a 
cartoonist's cherished dream.'' 

To read the whole story, Cartoon Museum 

To read more about the Museum of Cartoon Art, Cartoon.org 

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