Bartcop Entertainment - Tuesday, 16 October, 2001

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Tuesday

16 October, 2001

big hammer - bigger hammer

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In The Chaos Household

Monday Night's TV

Started out watching 'Third Watch', and the pathetic football game on MNF.

Was gonna cry either way.


Tuesday's highlights seem to be the premiere of 'Smallville' on the WB, and the conclusion of 'Lust Cruise' on Faux.


Anyone have any opinions?

Or reviews?

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From bcE (9/25/01) But With A Picture!

"If You Ever Leave Me I'm Going With You"

Alex, Renee & Joe

How I spent my Saturday, by Alex:

"...But the site was there. About 3-4 blocks was a huge pile of rubble. Six, seven or eight stories high in the air laid the World Trade Center, with smoke still coming out, and with 2 cranes moving huge pieces of concrete and metal. It was an unbelievable site, indescribable site, site that I will never forget. After that, I headed to midtown to catch a shot that was closing on Sunday. "If You Ever Leave Me I'm Going With You" was one of the unlucky shows that had to close early due to the tragic events. The show featured Renee Taylor (of 'The Nanny' fame) and her husband of 36 years Joe Bologna".

It was a hilarious play, based on their marriage. After the show I was able to meet them outside, get their autographs and even get a picture with them. One great thing I noticed lines for the TKTS booths (half priced tickets) were huge, and that's a good sign for Broadway.

And that was my Saturday.


~~ Alex

Alex's Site


Alex finally had his photos developed....above, see Alex with the stars of "If You Ever Leave Me I'm Going With You", Renee Taylor & Joseph Bologna.
Visit Alex's site to see more pictures of his Saturday in NYC.


Or read the original at bcEnt, 25 September, 2001.

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New! Updated!

BartCop Astrology


Check it out at BC Astrology.

This week, the official BartCop Astrologer has provided two charts.
One who's talent (and hearing, as well), is on loan from his god, and for contrast, an American visionary, and real-life role model, Helen Keller.

Very interesting reading!

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Backstage Pass-Less

Bob Dylan

Bob Dylan

Bob Dylan wanted tighter security for his current tour, but he didn't expect to be held up at the door before his own show because he didn't have a backstage pass.

Dylan, traveling in support of his new album ``Love and Theft,'' was set to play the last Oregon stop on his tour Tuesday night when he had trouble getting through a checkpoint at the Jackson County Exposition Center.

It wasn't clear whether the three security guards, all in their 30s, recognized Dylan. ``If it was George Strait, they probably would have recognized him,'' said venue manager Chris Borovansky.

But even if they knew who Dylan was, the guards had strict orders from Dylan's security director that no one - no one - was to get backstage without an official credential.

``He said no exceptions,'' Borovansky said. ``Absolutely none.''

So when a slight, wild-haired man tried to walk through the checkpoint, the guards stopped him. Dylan was surprised, and a brief scene ensued. One of the guards put her hands up and gently stopped Dylan. After his security director came over, incensed, both he and Dylan demanded that the guards be thrown out.

Borovansky complied, although he said, ``We prefer the term 'relocated.''' But he said he later told the guards they did ``a great job.''

Bob Dylan and Security

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Fun Link

'Who Said It?'

Falwell, Robertson or bin Laden?

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The Bob Hope Hollywood USO

At LAX

Dolores Hope & Sid Caesar

Dolores Hope, wife of entertainer Bob Hope and comedian Sid Caesar pose following a news conference in Hollywood October 15, 2001 announcing the Bob Hope Hollywood USO at Los Angeles International Airport. The center will offer e-mail stations, a snack bar and a place to rest for travelling members of the United States military and will be housed in one of the terminals at LAX.


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BartCop TV!

BC TV

Visit the site at BC TV

The 'Vidiot' never seems to rest!

Every show on TV must be listed--days worth of reading there.

For an amazing variety of information on an astounding array of tv programs check out BC TV!

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Auction News

The Sutcliffe Collection

George, Stuart & John

From left, George Harrison, Stuart Sutcliffe, and John Lennon of Beatles pose for a portrait in Liverpool, 1959. Fleetwood Owen, an entertainment auction house, announced its acquisition of the Stuart Sutcliffe collection. Sutcliffe, a bass player sometimes called the "fifth Beatle," was the band's unofficial stylist in its early days.
Photo by Astrid Kirchherr

The Sutcliffe Collection.

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Acts Added To McCartney's Fundraiser

Elton & Bono

Elton John and U2 singer Bono and guitarist the Edge have all signed on for the Concert For New York City, the Paul McCartney-led fundraising event that takes place Saturday (October 20) at Manhattan's Madison Square Garden.

Although John told LAUNCH he would be unable to play the show--he opens a four-night stand in Mexico City on Sunday (October 21)--he changed his mind this weekend. Bono and the Edge are late additions. Other acts set to perform include the Who, Mick Jagger, Eric Clapton, Billy Joel, John Mellencamp, Bon Jovi, and James Taylor. The show will air on VH1.

McCartney's Fundraiser Adds Acts

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The Newest MBE

Joan Armatrading

Joan Armatrading

Singer-songwriter Joan Armatrading was honored at Buckingham Palace on Monday for her services to music.

The 50-year-old star, who grew up in Birmingham, England, became an MBE, or Member of the Order of British Empire, at a palace ceremony with Prince Charles.

``It was absolutely brilliant - it is an honor,'' she said.

``I was particularly pleased to have been given this award by Prince Charles. I just think he is a great guy and he has done such incredible work with the Prince's Trust,'' Armatrading said, referring to his charitable organization.

Joan Armatrading

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New!

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

bartcook

Don't worry about the HTML, just send text, or rich text, or a Word document, photos, video, whatever you have, and Michele will take care of the rest. Don't hesitate to write with any questions you may have and bring on the recipes!

To check out 'Train Station Chicken', and more (like 'Cranberry Autumn Tea'),
In The Kitchen With BartCop

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Auction News

T-Shirts & Suits

One fan of the Material Girl is in for a treat when a diamante-studded T-shirt worn by Madonna is auctioned later this month.

The signed T-shirt, worn by the pop diva on her recent ''Drowned World'' tour, is expected to raise 10,000 pounds ($14,500) and comes from a collection of celebrity memorabilia to raise money for the Cancer and Leukemia in Childhood (CLIC) appeal.

Other items at the auction include a black diamante suit worn by Elton John at this year's Cannes Film Festival, a pair of sunglasses worn by U2 star Bono and a limited-edition guitar signed by veteran popsters the Bee Gees.

The auction, set for Oct. 22 at Christie's in London, is expected to raise 100,000 pounds, CLIC said in a statement.

Madonna's T-Shirt

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Carl Wilson Foundation Tribute

"A Family Affair"

Carnie, Brian & Wendy Wilson

Yet another stellar performance from Brian Wilson and his crew topped off an encouraging three-hour tribute to his late brother Carl, the singer and guitarist best known for an angelic voice and a steadying presence in the Beach Boys throughout the act's turbulent run from the late '60s until his death in 1998.

As in years past, family dominated this year's outing -- sons, daughters and even ex-wives alternated between Beach Boys songs and originals; it was up to friends such as Timothy B. Schmit and Dewey Bunnell of America to provide the Carl anecdotes that touched the heart. It was remarked upon from the stage how the lineup reflected well on how Carl Wilson lived his life and the words rang as true as several of the performances.

The late Carl Wilson's sons Jonah and Justyn established the foundation to support cancer research and assist cancer victims. This year's recipients are the Silver Lining Foundation, the City of Hope and the Lester Petrillo Fund for musicians with cancer.

Harmonies, at which Carl specialized in the high end, were on display at every turn at this concert, and the performances fashioned a decades-long throughline in American pop. Were the performances broken down and reassembled chronologically, a most striking collage of the blissfully mellow California style of group singing could be assembled, running from the Backtracks' a capella rendition of ``In My Room'' to Carnie and Wendy Wilson singing ``God Only Knows'' to Brian's ``Heroes and Villains'' to Chicago leader Robert Lamm taking on the Chicago/Beach Boy hit from the mid-1970s, ``Wishing You Were Here'' and finally, Schmit's smash with the Eagles' ``I Can't Tell You Why.'' Lamm also performed two tunes from the album ``Like a Brother,'' an album recorded with Carl Wilson and America's Gerry Beckley in the mid-1990s and finally released last year.

In Bloom, the band featuring the sons of the late Dennis and Carl Wilson, Jonah and Justyn, performed, oddly enough, the song with the least amount of stylistic debt to their family's legacy: ``Crazy 'Lil Mouse,'' a tune featured in the film ``Bandits.'' It does, however, have a great little guitar riff that runs between Justyn's raps.

Brian Wilson ended the evening with a focused hourlong set that emphasized chestnuts (``Desert Drive,'' ``Please Let Me Wonder,'' ``Surf's Up,'' ``Marcela'') for the cult that follows his every move, saving the bigger hits for the encore. Evening closed with all the performers gathered on Wilson's solo hit ``Love and Mercy.''

Presented by the Carl Wilson Foundation. Brian Wilson and band, Carnie and Wendy Wilson, America, the Honeys, In Bloom, Robert Lamm, Timothy B. Schmit, Matt Jardine, David Marks, Backtrack. House band: Billy Hinsche, Jeff ``Skunk'' Baxter, Jeffrey Foskett, Gary Griffin, Bobby Figueroa, Scotty Bennett, Todd Sickerman; emcee, Rick Martin.

Carl Wilson Foundation Tribute At The El Rey

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Ye Olde Entertainment

'Rose Theatre'

Archeologists excavating the ruins of Shakespeare's Rose Theater in London said Monday they may have discovered remains of the entire estate that surrounded the 16th-century playhouse.

The first remains of the theater -- where the English bard learned his craft and where many of his early plays were performed -- were discovered in 1989 during the construction of an office block.

Excavation resumed last month and revealed well preserved planks and posts believed to have been part of the Little Rose estate, according to English Heritage, which conducted the excavation.

The Rose, the center of London's theater from 1587 to 1605, is the only Elizabethan theater left in the world of which there are substantial remains, English Heritage said.

Campaigners said they were now trying to raise money for a full excavation of the Rose after English Heritage spent $25,330 on the trial dig.

The Rose Theater Trust, set up to preserve the memory of the theater, has launched a bid for funds with the National Lottery to turn the site into a Holy Grail for Shakespeare fans.

The Rose served as the blueprint for London's Globe Theater, a reconstruction Elizabethan open-air playhouse on the south bank of the Thames and the brainchild of late U.S. actor-director Sam Wanamaker.

Apart from Shakespeare's works, the Rose also staged the plays of his contemporary, Christopher Marlowe.


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First Person Diary

Ray Berry

Ray resurrected 'Bush-Toons' today.

Welcome back - you've been missed!

To visit & read, www.bush-toons.com

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Mrs. Eastwood's New Job

"Candid Camera"

New ``Candid Camera'' co-host Dina Eastwood has some great ideas for stunts - some of which involve her husband, Clint Eastwood.

``We're gonna put him to work somehow,'' she told AP Radio. ``We also want to get my daughter involved. This is going to be a family affair.''

She said working on the PAX TV show is a perfect fit for her. Host Peter Funt, who also lives in the Monterey Bay area, knew Eastwood's TV work before asking her to join him.

``I said to Clint, 'What do you think about this?' and he said, 'Go for it,''' she said.

``It fits so beautifully into everything I would ever want to do for a job. I love to work - I don't think it's fair to our daughter to work full-time if I don't have to, if there's another provider in the household. So I've kind of been begrudgingly not working.''

Dina Eastwood

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Goldie Hawn & Mark Twain

'Cosmic Entertainment'

Actress Goldie Hawn is producing a TV movie based on the Mark Twain novelette ``A Murder, a Mystery and a Marriage.''

Hawn's Cosmic Entertainment teamed up with Canadian producer Alliance Atlantis to option the book from the Buffalo and Erie County Public Library, which owns the rights. The companies have yet to sell the picture to a U.S. broadcaster.

Penned in 1876, between ``Tom Sawyer'' and ``Huckleberry Finn,'' the novelette was lost for years. W.W. Norton published it in hardcover last month. Set in the fictional hollow of Deer Lick, the tale recounts the fortunes of a farmer who is determined that his daughter marry the scion of the town's richest clan.

Hawn runs Cosmic with beau Kurt Russell nad her children Kate and Oliver Hudson. She previously joined forces with Alliance Atalntis to produce the recent ABC TV movie ``When Billie Beat Bobby,'' and the upcoming NBC film ``The Matthew Shepard Story.''

Goldie and Mark Twain

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Who's Going to Hell This Week?
by Helen A. Handbasket

Helen A. Handbasket

You never know who's going to trade their soul away or what they're going to get for it unless you're Helen A. Handbasket, ex-executive chief in charge of operations for the burning flames of hellfire. Who are her sources? Wouldn't you like to know? Sorry, all communications are confidential and the property of Helen A. Handbasket, whose opinions do not necessarily reflect those of this or any other publication.
 
 
WHO'S GOING TO HELL THIS WEEK?
October 15, 2001
 

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I'd like to thank everybody who's stocks went to Helen A. Handbasket over the last month. I spent the funds wisely at Two Bunch Palms Resort and really appreciate the time off'. Now that all your money's been spent on my indulgences it's time to get back to work. Please, no more stocks. I've got a column to get out.
- Helen -

10. Tom Cruise and Nicole KidmanAlec Baldwin and Kim Basinger, and Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid have all put aside their petty marital squabbles and are talking reconciliation since 9/11. Damn you, Osama bin Laden!
 
9. Anyone remember the name of the car company that actually got Peter Jennings to say their name on national television by making a false claim that firemen were found safe under the WTC in one of their SUVs? I've lost the paperwork but I know it was signed in blood.
 
9. The heavy metal band Anthrax, for the first time in their rancid career, became the number one search engine term on the Internet this week. Good for them. Will they change their name to "Basket of Puppies?" Then maybe terrorists will release baskets of puppies across America. Hope so. I love torturing animals.
 
8. The L.A. Dept. of Children's Services continued its Jihad against Paula Poundstone, sentencing her to six months in an alcohol rehabilitation facility with Robert Downey Jr., Roseanne Barr, Ben Affleck, and members of 'N Sync. John "Breakfast Club" Hughes has purchased the film rights to their therapy sessions.
 
7. Jennifer Lopez got married. Did you hear me? JENNIFER LOPEZ GOT MARRIED! Can you believe that the Star and the Enquirer didn't even put her wedding on the cover? Some girls will do anything to avoid publicity. Damn you, Osama bin Laden!
 
6. Why did ABC cancel Joan Cusack's sitcom? So Uzbekistan would let the U.S. use their bases. Obviously. Do I have to spell everything out? How else could they do it? Geesh.
 
5. The Jacksons have recorded a rap song urging L.A. brothers to take to the streets in the fight against terrorism, sending a message to the president that while he's fighting overseas, they'll be watching his back on the mainland. How does Bush feel about Michael Jackson watching his back? "He's thrilled," said Condoleeza Rice.
 
4. Why did New York Mayor Giulliani turn down a $10 million check from a Saudi Prince? How else could Destiny's Child singer Beyoncé Knowles get the female lead in "Austin Powers III?"
 
3. The Senate and the House both passed different anti-terrorism bills. Which one will go into effect?  I'd watch the grosses of all those Leelee Sobieski movies if I were you.
 
2. The Emmys have been postponed AGAIN. Damn you Osama bin Laden.
 
And the number one person going to hell this week?
 
 1. Out: the Rodney King piñata.
In: the Osama bin Laden piñata.
 
Personal to Elton John: Enough already.  
Personal to Muhammad Ali: Enough already.
 
QUOTES FROM HELL
 
"Two hours straight of 'Danke Schoen' and that turbaned SOB will come out with his hands up." from a USAT report that Wayne Newton will be hosting a new USO road show for entertaining the troops.


"Military action to destroy terror will be like hitting a fully mature dandelion with a golf club." - John Paul Lederach -

REJECTED PORNO FILM TITLE FROM HELL
"The Twin Towers of Love"
 
PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE FROM HELL
 
I pledge allegiance to the flags of the united demons of hellfire
And to the torment for which they stand
One pitchfork
Under buttocks
With native girls and native boys for all
 
WASTES OF MONEY FROM HELL
 
Do you know how much they charge just to lie in mud?

JOKE OF THE WEEK FROM HELL

Osama bin Laden was a avid believer in astrology and consulted a psychic each day. He asked, "On what day will I die?" The psychic replied, "You will die on an American holiday." Bin Laden asked, "How can you be so sure?" The psychic said, "Any day that you die will be an American holiday."
 
QUIZ FROM HELL #1
 
What fabulous rock star am I sleeping with?
 
a) Mick Jagger
b) Randy Newman
c) Elvis Costello
d) Madonna

COUNTRY SONG FROM HELL
 
REHAB ROCKERS
 
I am just a Backstreet Boy with troubles of my own
When I'm with my screaming fans I feel so alone
I get high consuming anything that comes my way
That is why my publicist is putting me away
 
    Hey hey hey, we're the rehab rockers
    No more hits of ecstasy or cases of Becks
    Hey hey hey, we're the rehab rockers
    Getting high on life and residual checks
 
When I was in Aerosmith I smoked and drank all day
Oral sex from fans is how I passed the time away
Smoking marijuana drove me right out of my gourd
Now I'm in a hospital named after Betty Ford
 
    Hey hey hey, we're the rehab rockers
    No more highs and lows for us
    No more feast or famine
    Hey hey hey, we're the rehab rockers
    All we snort is nasal spray
    And all we smoke is salmon
   
I'm a Stony Temple Pilot with the emphasis on stony
I'm a vegetarian who never eats baloney
I like driving round the town in my beat up jalopy
Then jamming something in my veins they're making from a poppy
 
    Hey hey hey, we're the rehab rockers
    We get high on anything and multiply like rabbits
    Hey hey hey, we're the rehab rockers
    Telling everybody how we gave up our bad habits
 
I am David Matthews and my band's named after me
When you see Dave Matthews I'm the one you're bound to see
If I weren't Dave Matthews I don't know who I would be
This is why I am so glad my band's named after me
 
    Hey hey hey, we're the rehab rockers
    No more hits of ecstasy or cases of Becks
    Hey hey hey, we're the rehab rockers
    Getting high on life and residual checks
    Getting high on life and residual checks
   
DATING SERVICE PHOTO FROM HELL
 

Leroy Loves Osama

WHAT?
 
You missed some of Helen's Columns?
 
Read them all at http://sites.netscape.net/gossipfromhell/



Thanks to the ever-fabulous Michael Dare.

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Still Really Like This One....

"Boondocks" (9 Oct 01)

Boondocks: The Best Comic Strip Today

Gonna let it ride for awhile.

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Still MISSING


Over Vitebsk

Marc Chagall's "Study for 'Over Vitebsk'"

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Welcome !


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Go ahead, scratch it if it itches.

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Use your words to inform the rest of us.

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