BartCop Entertainment Archives - Monday, 14 May, 2007

Monday

14 May, 2007

(Updated Daily)

[992 days in a row]

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Thanks, again, Tim!

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Baron Dave Romm

The Exact Opposite Part VI

By Baron Dave Romm

The Exact Opposite Part VI

Loyal Bushies vs. Reality

The Exact Opposite series so far: Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV | Part V

Hell and High Water: Global Warming--the Solution and the Politics--and What We Should Do by Joseph Romm.
A clear, concise and convincing book on climate change and why we need to hurry to fix the problem.

Climate Progress: An Insider's View of Climate Science, Politics and Solutions

Shockwave Radio Theater Podcasts
for iTunes and iPods, with pictures

Shockwave Radio broadcasts on archive.org
Bookmark my bookmark page.

Nascent Wikipedia entry for Shockwave Radio Theater


Sectarian violence in Iraq: Bush vs. Reality

According to George W. Bush, Yahoo News April 23, 2007 (Raw Story archive):

"There's been some progress. There's been some horrific bombings, of course, but there's also a decline in sectarian violence," Bush said as he met in the Oval Office with the US commander in Iraq, General David Petraeus.
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He spoke as a string of bomb attacks in Iraq on Monday killed more than 20 people and wounded dozens of others, one day after insurgents killed 50 people and one week after a series of blasts killed about 200 people.

Even the AFP (The Agence France-Presse) had to put a bit of the truth in the final paragraph. Why was this not the lead?

The exact opposite of Bush's statement is true. Here on planet Earth, the Bush administration has simply changed the definition of "sectarian violence". U.S. officials exclude car bombs in touting drop in Iraq violence McClatchy April 25, 2007 (Commondreams archive):

WASHINGTON - U.S. officials who say there has been a dramatic drop in sectarian violence in Iraq since President Bush began sending more American troops into Baghdad aren't counting one of the main killers of Iraqi civilians.
 
Car bombs and other explosive devices have killed thousands of Iraqis in the past three years, but the administration doesn't include them in the casualty counts it has been citing as evidence that the surge of additional U.S. forces is beginning to defuse tensions between Shiite and Sunni Muslims.
 
President Bush explained why in a television interview on Tuesday. "If the standard of success is no car bombings or suicide bombings, we have just handed those who commit suicide bombings a huge victory," he told TV interviewer Charlie Rose.
 
Others, however, say that not counting bombing victims skews the evidence of how well the Baghdad security plan is protecting the civilian population - one of the surge's main goals.
 
"Since the administration keeps saying that failure is not an option, they are redefining success in a way that suits them," said James Denselow, an Iraq specialist at London-based Chatham House, a foreign policy think tank.

Let us use the Bush Doctrine of Selective Information to reach a different conclusion: Nearly 100% of US citizens want the US out of Iraq now, if you don't count all the people who get their information from Fox, Rush or Drudge.


Iraqi insurgency: Cheney vs. Reality

So let's not call it "sectarian violence", and let's avoid such loaded terms as "civil war" and "miserable failure". Let's pretend that only a few Iraqis don't want us in their country so the people killing our brave soldiers and each other are simply part of an "Iraqi Insurgency".

Vice-President Dick Cheney is famous for being so utterly wrong about the Iraqi Insurgency being in the "last throes" in 2005 and still celebrates the "enormous success" of the Iraqi Occupation in 2007. In reality, the exact opposite is true on both counts: The insurgency is stronger now than ever, and the Iraqi War has been a worse quagmire than Vietnam. In other words, the liberals were right and the conservatives were wrong. Again.

Juan Cole, President of the Global Americana Institute, got it right. Informed Comment, April 28, 2007 (links his, emphasis mine):

Condi Rice wanted to delay the news, but it has broken on two fronts.
 
Warren Strobel and Jonathan S. Landay of McClatchy report that the annual State Department on terrorism will report a nearly 30% rise over the previous year, most of it accounted for by attacks in Iraq and Afghanistan.
 
In other words Cheney has it exactly backwards. The US military presence in Iraq and Afghanistan is feeding terrorism, not preventing or lessening it. "They" won't follow us home if we leave. But they might if we don't.
 
As if to put an exclamation point on the State Department report, the Saudis were constrained to arrest some 172 persons involved in al-Qaeda terror cells in the Kingdom, who were planning to hijack planes and fly them into the Saudi oil fields. If they targeted the oil facilities cleverly, the terrorists could have taken 10% of the world petroleum supply off the market, at least for a while.

The left is oddly silent in one area. Whenever the Israelis hit a military target anywhere near a mosque or an Islamic shrine, the outcry from the liberals was deafening. But when Muslims attack holy shrines of another Muslim sect, the left merely continues to go after Bush.

Car bomb kills at least 55 near Iraqi Shiite shrine, Yahoo April 28, 2007:

KARBALA, Iraq (AFP) - A suicide car bomber detonated his payload on a crowded street near a revered Shiite shrine in the Iraqi city of Karbala on Saturday, killing at least 55 people and wounding nearly 160 others.
 
"Many of the wounded are women and children," said Salim Kadhim, spokesman for the Karbala health department. "Many of them are in a serious condition, so the number of dead is likely to rise."
 
A senior police officer, speaking on condition of anonymity, confirmed the attack had been carried out by a suicide bomber, the deadly hallmark of Iraq's Sunni insurgency.
 
The blast erupted 200 metres (yards) from the shrine of Imam Abbas, the second holiest in Karbala, at 7:10 pm (1510 GMT) when Al-Abbas street was crowded with passers-by, local officials said.

Terrorism: Rice vs. Reality

Let's not leave that McClatchy report so quickly. Annual terrorism report will show 29% rise in attacks, April 27, 2007:

ASHINGTON - A State Department report on terrorism due out next week will show a nearly 30 percent increase in terrorist attacks worldwide in 2006 to more than 14,000, almost all of the boost due to growing violence in Iraq and Afghanistan, U.S. officials said Friday.
 
The annual report's release comes amid a bitter feud between the White House and Congress over funding for U.S. troops in Iraq and a deadline favored by Democrats to begin a U.S. troop withdrawal.
 
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and her top aides earlier this week had considered postponing or downplaying the release of this year's edition of the terrorism report, officials in several agencies and on Capitol Hill said.
 
Ultimately, they decided to issue the report on or near the congressionally mandated deadline of Monday, the officials said.
 
"We're proceeding in normal fashion with the final review of this and expect it to be released early next week," State Department deputy spokesman Tom Casey said.
 
A half-dozen U.S. officials with knowledge of the report's contents or the debate surrounding it agreed to discuss those topics on the condition they not be identified because of the extreme political sensitivities surrounding the war and the report.
 
Based on data compiled by the U.S. intelligence community's National Counterterrorism Center, the report says there were 14,338 terrorist attacks last year, up 29 percent from 11,111 attacks in 2005.
 
Forty-five percent of the attacks were in Iraq.
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Larry C. Johnson, a former CIA officer who also worked in counterterrorism at the State Department, said that while the new report would show major increases in attacks last year in Iraq and Afghanistan, it could chart reductions in mass casualty attacks in the rest of the world.
 
"The good news is ... we're seeing verifiable and drastic reductions," he said.

Bush's first impulse is always to run away, and his second impulse is always to lie about it. Here we see both in play from the Loyal Bushies. When a report comes out that completely discredits the Bush administrations response to 9/11, Condoleezza Rice, the former National Security Advisor and now Secretary of State, tries to sweep it under the table. When the reality of the situation is that terrorism is on the rise, worldwide, a CIA officer simply lies about it. This is not "spin control": People are dying because of the moral failing of the sphincter conservatives.

Meanwhile, we're still fighting them here.

Fear the enemy within: Officials warn homegrown terrorists more imminent threat than Qaeda, New York Daily News May 10, 2007:

Homegrown amateur¬Ýterror groups such as the Fort Dix Six have supplanted Al Qaeda to pose the most immediate security threat to the U.S., FBI Director Robert Mueller said yesterday.
 
While his greatest long-term fear was Al Qaeda acquiring a weapon of mass destruction, Mueller said locals bent on the "path to radicalization" and wielding conventional arms and explosives were the main focus for now.
 
"For some time now, we've been concerned about the growth of homegrown groups," Mueller said at a breakfast with reporters.
 
Mueller said 9/11 was an inspiration to terrorists worldwide and he expected they would act again within U.S. borders.
 
"I do not think for a moment that there are not people out there who want to replicate that," Mueller said. "We can anticipate it. There's no doubt in my mind that Al Qaeda is planning against the U.S."
 
Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly agreed, stating the case "underscores the concern that we have had for quite sometime about this so-called homegrown terrorist phenomena."
 
"We don't know how many other groups such as this might be forming," he said in New York.

The plot was discovered through old-fashioned police work. No torture was necessary, and we didn't have to rip up the Constitution to keep us safe. The exact opposite of the techniques which have failed at Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo Bay succeeded in stopping a terrorist attack on US soil.

Meteor Blades over at DailyKos has a good analysis: Fort Dix Six and the Law. The Clinton approach was sneered at by the Bush administration, but the exact opposite is the case: The Clinton Administration was far superior to the Bush Administration when responding to terrorism and threats of terrorism.


A few final thoughts

Isolationism failed in the 30s, now a New Isolationism is packaged as "we fight them there so we don't have to fight them here." Idiots.

Since it was established shortly after 9/11, the number of days the Department of Homeland Security has had the National Threat Advisory threat level at Blue or Green (the lowest levels): Zero. So much for being "safe at home".

So... what ever happened to the anthrax terrorists? Is anyone still looking for them? Or did they happen to find that they were friends of (or at least fellow travelers with) John Ashcroft and the religious right? It's been nearly six years. A few answers should be forthcoming.

Not that we'd believe anything a Loyal Bushie had to say...


Baron Dave Romm is a conceptual artist and a noble of Ladonia who produces Shockwave Radio Theater, writes in a Live Journal demi-blog, plays with a very weird CD collection and an ever growing list of political links. Dave Romm reviews things at random for obscure web sites. You can read all his music recommendations from Bartcop-E. Podcasts of Shockwave Radio Theater. Permanent archive. More radio programs, interviews and science fiction humor plays can be accessed on the Shockwave Radio audio page.

Thanks to everyone who has sent me music to play on the air.

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"Sure is tough for a robot in a human's world."
-- Rosie, "The Jetsons"


Thanks (again), Baron Dave!

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Worse than the Black Plague

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT INFECTED WITH 'GONZORRHEA'


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Recommended Reading

from Bruce

Brian Grow & Keith Epstein: The Poverty Business (businessweek.com)
Inside U.S. companies' audacious drive to extract more profits from the nation's working poor.


Open Letter from Michael Moore to U.S. Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson
Over the last seven years of the Bush Presidency, we have seen the abuse of government to promote a political agenda designed to benefit the conservative base of the Republican Party, special interests and major financial contributors.


John Beer: Dotty-Mouthed: Post-porn performer Annie Sprinkle returns after eight years (villagevoice.com)
The real political lessons of Exposed lie deeper, in the loving solidarity, for instance, that leads Stephens to shave her own head during Sprinkle's chemotherapy, documented in a set of striking photographs ("cancer erotica," they half-jokingly call them). Sprinkle and Stephens take dippy California mysticism and dime-store audience-participation tricks (Exquisite Corpses?) and somehow transmute them into hope. The world's a little closer to utopia with them in it.


Joscelyn Jurich: Track Scars (villagevoice.com)
Artist by day, a transit worker is killed by his night job.


Portrait of a Subway Artist (villagevoice.com)
The work of Marvin Franklin, painter and MTA employee.


Douglas Messerli: The ordinary obsessions of ordinary lives (nthposition.com)
[Warning: Spoilers!] In nearly all of the films written by Mike White, oddball characters gradually move from their obsessions to a recognition of their place in life, temporarily losing touch with reality only to later reintegrate themselves into the society at large.


Nell Minow: The Mentor (beliefnet.com)
In 'Akeelah and the Bee,' Laurence Fishburne once again plays a memorable role model, this time coaching a gifted young girl.


Paul Florez: Tori Amos-unplugged (advocate.com)
At the launch party of American Doll Posse at New York City's Spotlight Live venue, Tori Amos talks to us about the new album-and the "Popcorn Man."


Kurt B. Reighley: A propulsive new day for Björk (advocate.com)
Björk's new album, Volta, is equal parts earth mother lament and angry call to arms.


Rabbi Avi Shafran: Dip Tinking about H*Y*M*A*N K*A*P*L*A*N (jewishworldreview.com)
... I found [my young son] engrossed in an old book that had somehow survived many years and several interstate moves intact. Four decades earlier, it had made me laugh out loud and, amazingly, it was having precisely the same effect on my son. More amazing still, the book was already decades old when I had read it as a boy. The tome was "The Education of H*Y*M*A*N K*A*P*L*A*N," penned in the 1930s by Leo Rosten (under the nom de plume Leonard Q. Ross) for The New Yorker and then published as a book (followed by a sequel, "The Return of H*Y*M*A*N K*A*P*L*A*N" ).


Rabbi Nathan Lopes Cardozo: Holy 'trivialities' (jewishworldreview.com)
Some mock it as 'pots and pans Judaism' - the all-encompassing minutiae that forms the observant lifestyle. A leading Jewish thinker weighs in.


Commentoon: Quota Law Puts More Women in Armenia's Election (womensenews.org)

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Hubert's Poetry Corner

Reagan, Bush and yoU

The bUcolic road less travelled?

"Reagan, Bush and yoU"


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Selected Readings

from that Mad Cat, JD

"MR. PRESIDENT, YOU DID NOT LISTEN..."

THE GIPPER IS DEAD AND THE REPUGS ARE CROOKS!

HAIL "THE COMMANDER GUY!!!"

FAST FUEL NATION!

DICKHEAD GETS HIS JOHNSON WAXED!

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER REPUG CRIMINAL!

HEE FUCKING HAW!

THE OTHER WAR!

WHAT PART OF "REALLY STUPID FUCKING CHIMP BOY" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND??? THE IDIOT DIDN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SHIITE AND A SUNNI WHEN HE STARTED THE WAR

OH THE IRONY!


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Ark Of Darkness

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In The Chaos Household

Last Night

Mostly sunny and cool.



Tonight, Monday:

CBS opens the night with the SEASON FINALE 'How I Met Your Mother', followed by a FRESH '2½ Men', then the SERIES FINALE 'King Of Queens', followed by a FRESH 'CSI: The 2nd One'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Dave are Mike Myers and America Ferrara.
Scheduled on a FRESH Craig are Carrot Top and Miranda Lambert.

NBC begins the night with a FRESH 'Deal Or No Deal', followed by a FRESH 'Heroes', then a FRESH 'Law & Order: Criminal Intent'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Leno are Dominic Monaghan, Taylor Hicks, "American Idol" finalists Jordin Sparks, Melinda Doolittle, and Blake Lewis.
Scheduled on a FRESH Conan are William Shatner, Eric Dane, and mtvU's Best Music on Campus Winner.
On a RERUN Carson Daly (from 4/12/07) are Quentin Tarantino and Rock Kills Kid.

ABC starts the night with a FRESH 90-minute 'Dancing With The Stars', followed by a FRESH 'The Bachelor'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jimmy Kimmel (from 4/19/07) are Luke Wilson, Andy Baldwin, and Bucky Covington.

The CW offers the SEASON FINALE 'Everybody Hates Chris', followed by a FRESH 'All Of Us', then a FRESH hourlong 'The Game'.

Faux has a RERUN 'House', followed by a FRESH '24'.

MY has a FRESH 'IFL Battleground'.

A&E has 'CSI: The 2nd One', another 'CSI: The 2nd One', 'The Sopranos', and more 'The Sopranos'.

AMC offers the movie 'Daddy And Them', followed by the movie 'An Affair To Remember', then the movie 'An Affair To Remember', again.

BBC  -   
 [12:00 PM]    Gordon Ramsay's F Word - Episode 5;
 [1:00 PM]    What Not To Wear - Ep. 1 Sandie;
 [1:30 PM]    What Not To Wear - Ep. 2 Lucy;
 [2:00 PM]    The Weakest Link - Episode 45;
 [3:00 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 4;
 [3:30 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 5;
 [4:00 PM]    Changing Rooms - Ep. 1 Conisbrough;
 [4:30 PM]    Changing Rooms - Ep. 2 Heybridge;
 [5:00 PM]    Footballers Wive$ - Episode 3;
 [6:00 PM]    The Weakest Link - Episode 46;
 [7:00 PM]    BBC World News - BBC World News;
 [7:30 PM]    How Clean Is Your House? - Episode 3;
 [8:00 PM]    Waking the Dead - Episode 4;
 [10:00 PM]    Footballers Wive$ - Episode 4;
 [11:00 PM]    Waking the Dead - Episode 4;
 [1:00 AM]    Footballers Wive$ - Episode 4;
 [2:00 AM]    The Weakest Link - Episode 45;
 [3:00 AM]    The Ice - Episode 1;
 [4:30 AM]    The ice - Episode 2;
 [6:00 AM]    BBC World News - BBC World News.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

Bravo has 'Most Outrageous Moments', another 'Most Outrageous Moments', 'Inside The Actors Studio', and 'Top Chef'.

Comedy Central has 'Scrubs', another 'Scrubs', an old 'Jon Stewart', an old 'Colbert Report', 'Reno 911!', 'South Park', 'Scrubs', and antoher 'Scrubs'.
Scheduled on a FRESH Jon Stewart is Jeremy Paxman.
Scheduled on a FRESH Colbert Report is William Langewiesche.

FX has the movie 'Sideways', followed by the movie 'Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story', then a FRESH 'The Riches'.

History has 'Modern Marvels', 'UFO Files', 'Cities Of The Underworld', and 'Digging For The Truth'.

IFC  -   
 [06:35 AM]    SXSW: Behind The Badge; ;
 [07:05 AM]    Garage Days;
 [08:55 AM]    Frazetta: Painting with Fire;
 [10:30 AM]    Beyond Rangoon;
 [12:15 PM]    Heaven;
 [01:55 PM]    Garage Days;
 [03:45 PM]    Frazetta: Painting with Fire;
 [05:20 PM]    Beyond Rangoon;
 [07:05 PM]    A Slipping-Down Life;
 [09:00 PM]    Marci X;
 [10:30 PM]    How to Eat Your Watermelon in White Company (and Enjoy It);
 [12:00 AM]    A Decade Under The Influence: Part 1;
 [01:00 AM]    Marci X;
 [02:30 AM]    How to Eat Your Watermelon in White Company (and Enjoy It);
 [04:00 AM]    Jesus' Son;
 [05:50 AM]    Garage Days.    (ALL TIMES EDT)

SciFi has all 'Star Trek: Enterprise' all night.

Sundance  -   
 [05:00 AM]    The Day of the Jackal;
 [08:00 AM]    The Galindez File;
 [10:00 AM]    Boom!;
 [12:00 PM]    Shakespeare Behind Bars;
 [01:00 PM]    The Year of the Yao;
 [03:00 PM]    Arna's Children;
 [04:00 PM]    Dust to Dust: The Health Effects of 9/11;
 [05:00 PM]    Shakespeare Behind Bars;
 [07:00 PM]    Episode 4;
 [08:00 PM]    (Episode 2);
 [09:00 PM]    House;
 [10:00 PM]    The Year of the Yao;
 [11:00 PM]    Dust to Dust: The Health Effects of 9/11;
 [12:00 AM]    Ghost Story;
 [02:00 AM]    The Hero;
 [04:00 AM]    A Tale of Two Sisters.    (ALL TIMES EDT)


TCM features 3 films by the always fabulous Orson Welles.
 [6:00 AM]      Track of the Cat (1954);
 [8:00 AM]      A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum (1966);
 [10:00 AM]      Will Penny (1968);
 [12:00 PM]      Lord Jim (1965);
 [2:45 PM]      Top Gun (1955);
 [4:00 PM]      Gidget (1959);
 [6:00 PM]      The World Of Henry Orient (1964);
 [8:00 PM]      The Killing (1956);
 [9:30 PM]      Act Of Violence (1949);
 [11:00 PM]      Angel Face (1953);
 [12:45 AM]      Mr. Arkadin (1955);
 [2:30 AM]      The Immortal Story (1968);
 [3:30 AM]      F for Fake (1973)    [AKA: 'Vérités et mensonges'];

 [5:00 AM]      The McGuerins From Brooklyn (1942).    (ALL TIMES EDT)


Tuesday  -  05/15/07

TCM spends 24 hours celebrating Laurence Olivier.
 [6:00 AM]      Friends And Lovers (1931);
 [7:30 AM]      Westward Passage (1932);
 [9:00 AM]      As You Like It (1936);
 [11:00 AM]      Pride And Prejudice (1940);
 [1:00 PM]      The Entertainer (1960);
 [3:00 PM]      The Shoes of the Fisherman (1968);
 [6:00 PM]      Clash Of The Titans (1981);
 [8:00 PM]      Wuthering Heights (1939);
 [10:00 PM]      Hamlet (1948);
 [1:00 AM]      Sleuth (1972);
 [3:30 AM]      The Battle Of Britain (1969).
    (ALL TIMES EDT)



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Sisters Nancy (L) and Ann Wilson of the band Heart perform during the second annual VH1 Rock Honors concert at the Mandalay Bay Events Center in Las Vegas, Nevada May 12, 2007.
Photo by Steve Marcus
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fun with clouds

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Educational Tour Bus Still Rolling

John Lennon

Imagine a "dream machine" on wheels. It's easy if you try. But the John Lennon Educational Tour Bus is no dream. A state-of-the-art multimedia studio packed in a bus, it's a vehicle for opening the minds of aspiring young musicians.

"Swing open the door, step inside, take three short steps into the main cabin and look around," writes Mark Garvey in "Come Together: The Official John Lennon Educational Tour Bus Guide to Music and Video," a recently published history of the bus by Garvey and Yoko Ono Lennon. "You've entered a different world. And whether you're young or old, if you're a person who harbors music, video-editing or any related technical aspirations, you know you've just walked into a candy shop."

Garvey captures the essence of the John Lennon Educational Tour Bus, which has been exposing young people to opportunities within the recording industry for the past 10 years. The bus operates year-round to offer students across the country an education in songwriting, audio and video recording, and the music business. It includes a 45-foot-long recording and multimedia studio as well as a 16-foot-long trailer carrying instruments and ancillary equipment.

John Lennon

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Race driver Danica Patrick, right, talks with actress Ashley Judd as they sit on a cart in the pit area on the second day of qualifications for the Indy 500 auto race at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway in Indianapolis, Sunday, May 13, 2007.
Photo by Darron Cummings
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Sputtr

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Reducing Political Role

Dalai Lama

The Dalai Lama will keep his spiritual role but wants to lessen his political burden as he moves into "retirement," an official in the Tibetan spiritual leader's office said.

The remarks by the official came after the 71-year-old exiled spiritual head told students in the United States that he would "retire completely" within a few years and was already "semi-retired."

"The political leadership will be transferred over a period of time but he will continue to be the spiritual leader because as the Dalai Lama, the issue of relinquishing the post does not arise," Chhime Rigzing, a senior spokesman for the Tibetan leader, said on Saturday.

Dalai Lama

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Exaggerated Fruit and Novelty Postcards

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Postcard Troubles

Josephine Baker

A man who as a child was cared for by 1920s Paris pin-up queen Josephine Baker has claimed a moral victory after forcing the US postal service to accept postcards featuring the bare-breasted "Black Venus."

The trouble started last year when Jean-Claude Baker, a New York restaurateur who Josephine apparently described as the 13th of her 12 adopted children, decided to mail out 15,000 postcards promoting his business.

"I found this very pretty picture, it was very sweet," Jean-Claude told AFP, explaining how before printing the postcards, a friend suggested he clear the watercolor with the US postal service.

"When I went there, the teller said 'This is not at all acceptable. This is pornographic advertising!' The other tellers and people started to gather around. It was humiliating," Jean-Claude said.

Josephine Baker

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bartcook

In The Kitchen With BartCop & Friends

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Praises Keith Richards

Johnny Depp

Pirates Of The Caribbean star Johnny Depp has described working with Rolling Stones legend Keith Richards as "perfect".

The actor, who teams up with the guitarist in the third instalment of the series At World's End, heaped praised on the Rolling Stones hellraiser for being a professional star.

He said: "Keith did his bit like it was any other gig, he did it perfectly, it wasn't like, you know people could tell that it was his first cinematic venture, he was just perfect.

Johnny Depp

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In this photo provided by Princess Cruises, from left to right, Susan Olsen (aka Cindy Brady) and Florence Henderson (aka Carol Brady) of The Brady Bunch, Marion Ross (aka Marion Cunninghman) and Erin Moran (aka Joanie Cunningham) of Happy Days break the ceremonial champagne bottle at the naming ceremony of Emerald Princess at the main port of Piraues, near Athens early Sunday, May 13, 2007. These iconic TV mothers and daughters were on hand to be honored as godmothers of the 113,000 Emerald Princess as part of a historic Mother's Day celebration ship naming ceremony.
Photo by Thanassis Stavrakis
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coloribus

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Creating 999 Borats

Oli Goldsmith

Artist Oli Goldsmith wants to make it perfectly clear - his mission to create 999 Borat portraits is not the work of a deranged Sacha Baron Cohen fan.

"It could have been anybody, I guess," Goldsmith, 27, says from his west-end Toronto studio where he has finished approximately 250 original works featuring Borat.

The Toronto-born artist adds that he didn't even particularly like last year's hit film, "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan."

Goldsmith has certainly made Borat seem like the perfect artist's muse in the portraits he's completed so far (available for viewing at www.999borats.com.)

Oli Goldsmith

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Vidiot Speak
(formerly 'The Vidiot')

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Urges Action

Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields says postpartum depression is more prevalent than anyone wants to admit, and that it's time for lawmakers to pass legislation to help new mothers.

"There is an entire population of women suffering," the actress told George Stephanopoulos in an interview broadcast Sunday on ABC's "This Week."

She told Stephanopoulos that she experienced acute postpartum depression after the birth of her first daughter, and it was devastating to her family.

Brooke Shields

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An undated handout photo of a gorgeted puffleg, a new species of hummingbird. The new blue-and-green throated hummingbird species has been discovered in a cloud forest in Colombia, and already needs protection from human encroachment, the experts who found the bird said on May 13, 2007. Called the gorgeted puffleg, the new species is easily twice as big as the thumb-sized hummingbirds found in the eastern United States, measuring between 3.5 and 4 inches (95 and 100 mm) in length, its discoverers said.
Photo by Alex Cortes
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Type Classification

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NBC OKs Deal

'Law & Order'

NBC Universal and producer Dick Wolf struck a last-minute deal Sunday to keep "Law & Order" and its two spinoffs on the air, although "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" episodes will first be seen on the USA cable network.

The deal ensures an 18th season of "Law & Order" on NBC. That's second only to "Gunsmoke," which aired from 1955 to 1975 and was the longest-running network drama series on TV.

NBC had essentially concluded it had room for only two of Wolf's series on next year's schedule. "Law & Order: SVU" has the highest ratings of the three, so that was safe. After some brief conversations about shifting "Law & Order" to Time Warner Inc.'s TNT, the decision was made to keep "Criminal Intent" for USA, said Jeff Zucker, chairman of NBC Universal.

'Law & Order'

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Masters Of Haitian Art

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"Kamikaze" Film Sparks Talk Of Peace

'For Those We Love'

A film celebrating Japan's wartime "kamikaze" suicide pilots and written by Tokyo's nationalist governor opened in theatres on Saturday, sparking more of a pacifist than a patriotic response from audiences.

"For Those We Love," written by Shintaro Ishihara, a 74-year-old writer-turned-politician, tells the true story of a restaurant owner who became a mother figure to many of the young men as they trained to crash explosives-laden aircraft into U.S. warships.

Though Ishihara is known for patriotic policies, including introducing compulsory singing of the national anthem in schools, members of the audience took away a different message from the lavish 1.8 billion yen production.

"It made me think we should never go to war. War is terrible and all it leaves behind is bitterness," said a 58-year-old businessman, who gave his name only as Hiro, after watching the film in a central Tokyo theatre.

'For Those We Love'

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A model demonstrates the use of Umo Inc.'s 24-carat gold leaf 'Gold Facial Treatment' at the Beautyworld Japan 2007 trade fair in Tokyo May 7, 2007. The treatment costs 30, 000 yen ($250).
Photo by Toru Hanai
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Finally Joining Grand Ole Opry

Mel Tillis

If fan sentiment had anything to do with it, singer and humorist Mel Tillis surely would have become a member of the Grand Ole Opry long ago.

The 74-year-old performer finally got his invitation during an appearance on the Opry stage Saturday, when friend and fellow singer "Whisperin" Bill Anderson asked him to become the show's newest member.

Tillis, who turned his stutter into his trademark, received a standing ovation as his daughter, fellow singer and Opry member Pam Tillis, and son Mel Jr. joined him on stage.

His formal induction will be June 9.

Mel Tillis

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A hummingbird sits in its nest in the Los Feliz/Griffith Park neighborhood in Los Angeles, California May 13, 2007.
Photo by Mario Anzuoni
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